Went to an E3 after party and met this smoking hot, punk rocker chick with huge tits. Things were going well, until she mentioned she was living with her "partner".
What the hell is a "partner"? I thought that referred to one's significant other, if they're the same sex/gender. But she also mentioned it was a guy, so I'm confused.
Anyway, the point is I didn't get laid, and thus marks an appropriate end for the most disappointing E3 in living memory.