Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1811640 times)

team filler · « **Reply #10320 on:** May 18, 2019, 01:55:52 AM »

gAytramental

Atramental · « **Reply #10321 on:** May 18, 2019, 02:30:37 AM »

Sleeping over at my gay friend’s house lol.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #10322 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:20:54 AM »

dont let him suck your dick

team filler · « **Reply #10323 on:** May 18, 2019, 04:16:09 AM »

suck his dick

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #10324 on:** May 18, 2019, 06:31:08 AM »

The reality is that everyone is a bisexual.

Every straight dude that has sucked me off me was convinced they were straight before me. Likewise, I was convinced they were bringing their wives to share, but alas.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10325 on:** May 18, 2019, 07:09:00 AM »

Atra swimming in pussy and bussy.

Good for you man. Live your life and don‘t try to change who you are.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10326 on:** May 18, 2019, 07:13:31 AM »

(he‘s bi)

Atramental · « **Reply #10327 on:** May 18, 2019, 12:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 03:20:54 AM

dont let him suck your dick

We just cuddled, made out, and dry humped/grinded on each other in one of his beds lol.

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.

toku · « **Reply #10328 on:** May 18, 2019, 01:12:33 PM »

head is head wasn't just a joke huh

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10329 on:** May 18, 2019, 01:50:19 PM »

I need to step up my bi game. Don’t want to seem regressive.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #10330 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:26:47 PM »

sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked if your a cis male doesn't make you gay or bi.

also: cuddled

team filler · « **Reply #10331 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:29:06 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10332 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:43:13 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 03:26:47 PM

sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked if your a cis male doesn't make you gay or bi.

also: cuddled

I know

That’s why I need to step it up.

team filler · « **Reply #10333 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:44:08 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #10334 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:44:58 PM »

I’ll get that dick eventually.

edit: made out with two girls last night as well but that’s more a foot note lol.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10335 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:53:06 PM »

What? Just grab a dick. Lick it, swirl the tip around in your mouth. Feel another mans testes in your hand. Watch them react and tighten as he comes on your face. Get in there and stop being a pussy.

team filler · « **Reply #10336 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:55:09 PM »

find yourself a BBC Daddy

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10337 on:** May 18, 2019, 05:20:03 PM »

Proud of you, it must have been hard to admit to yourself growing up in such a traditional household.

I would say maybe slow-roll it whenever dating a girl but if they have stereotypes about no one being truly bi, then they're not going to improve your life.

skullstorm · « **Reply #10338 on:** May 18, 2019, 05:42:18 PM »

Atra you need to start watching Eurovision now

Atramental · « **Reply #10339 on:** May 18, 2019, 05:52:44 PM »

Quote from: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 05:42:18 PM

Atra you need to start watching Eurovision now

I’m bi not gay lol.

Kara · « **Reply #10340 on:** May 18, 2019, 07:08:31 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 12:34:18 PM

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.

Looking forward to the day you admit you just need poppers, but Rome wasn't built in a day.

BIONIC · « **Reply #10341 on:** May 19, 2019, 06:52:28 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on May 18, 2019, 12:34:18 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on May 18, 2019, 03:20:54 AM
dont let him suck your dick
We just cuddled, made out, and dry humped/grinded on each other in one of his beds lol.

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.

You don’t need a boner to get fucked up the ass, coward

BikeJesus · « **Reply #10342 on:** May 19, 2019, 10:48:10 PM »

So I've been seeing this chick for about 2 months now, and we still haven't banged. I haven't been pushing for it, but we have been grinding genitals a few times and came pretty close to doing it. Thing is, we service each other orally all the friggin time. I think the problem is I gave her 5 orgasms in a row through oral sex and now she doesn't need the D. Pussy eating game too stronk. That said, I have been rimming her asshole more frequently and she loves it so maybe I'll just get up in that ass instead.

BikeJesus · « **Reply #10343 on:** May 19, 2019, 11:02:10 PM »

Well we had a talk and she asked what my expectations are. I said I have none. She said she was worried I would get attached. I said I already am

.

She got divorced a year ago so I think she just wants to take it slow before getting into something serious, but I stay over at her place at least a few times a week. I stayed two nights this weekend and we spent the days together, and she introduced me to her girlfriends.

She loves sucking my fat hog and we both know making love is going to be great, but we just haven't done it. I can't say it bothers me too much because I have been getting so much friggin head and blasting in her mouth is a euphoric experience. The last time we were grinding genitals I asked if she wants to make love, and she said not yet. After we finished each other off, I told her I wasn't going to ask her anymore and that she could let me know when she wants to. She knows I want to pound that mound but I don't want to hound her about it.

Usually when a chick sees my mammoth member they want to mount it ASAP, so it is not what I am used to, but it isn't such a big deal.

Kara · « **Reply #10344 on:** May 20, 2019, 12:16:26 AM »

Respect dating someone for N months and not doing the deed. Side hugging solidarity forever. ✊

naff · « **Reply #10345 on:** May 20, 2019, 12:34:45 AM »

BikeJesus posts starting to read like erotic fanfic

BikeJesus · « **Reply #10346 on:** May 20, 2019, 12:37:57 AM »

I share way too much of my own life, but you the only people I consider true friends.

edit: hog is about 3 of her hand widths, and fat enough to split the sides of her lips.

team filler · « **Reply #10347 on:** May 20, 2019, 12:42:47 AM »

is it black

BikeJesus · « **Reply #10348 on:** May 20, 2019, 12:45:03 AM »

With the lights out, who can tell?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10349 on:** May 20, 2019, 01:21:53 AM »

It sucks not having a huge penis.

naff · « **Reply #10350 on:** May 20, 2019, 01:34:34 AM »

Kara · « **Reply #10351 on:** May 20, 2019, 01:40:54 AM »

On the plus side, no one can stop you from being a giant dick.

toku · « **Reply #10352 on:** May 20, 2019, 11:40:20 AM »

May the hearts of all boreans be fuller, bigger and more loving than any cock.

skullstorm · « **Reply #10353 on:** May 20, 2019, 10:00:40 PM »

Maybe it's too big

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10354 on:** May 22, 2019, 12:52:24 PM »

So I've been chatting with cute white Virginian country girl for the past month and just this weekend we met. It was awkward at first but then we got comfortable with each other. And once we did, holy fuck. She's fucking wild. Are most southern girls like this? cause she's goddamn dirty. At one point I felt like Dale Cooper getting ridden by Janey-e. The bottom half of my torso was goddamn drenched at one point. She's got those wild blue eyes that I know are going to be the last thing I see as she plunges her 12" camo wrappped bowie knife into my ribs but fuck it I'm enjoying the ride.

team filler · « **Reply #10355 on:** May 22, 2019, 01:09:27 PM »

the answer is yes, they are all that wild. don't be surprised if she calls you from jail

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10356 on:** May 22, 2019, 01:12:58 PM »

Quote from: riotous on May 22, 2019, 12:58:11 PM

Nice work man!

(but don't do that labeling-a-girl-type thing.. she's a woman, not a "Southern Girl", and no you can't generalize like that)

Although having said that "Southern" people love labeling themselves lol

Oh I get that only reason I'm using the term is cause she would constantly refer to her as one and I'm her "city boy". It's all so surreal since her accent and general culture is so alien to me as far as interacting in person.

The only thing is that she definitely has a mean streak that I curbed and she went back to being nice. Like my ex. And she laughs just like my ex. It's fucking freaky.

team filler · « **Reply #10357 on:** May 22, 2019, 01:42:35 PM »

when they call you "big daddy" while you fuck doggy

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10358 on:** May 22, 2019, 01:51:28 PM »

Speaking of sucking on phat hogs need an update from atra

Atramental · « **Reply #10359 on:** May 22, 2019, 02:23:51 PM »

It might be pussy this weekend instead of hog tbh.

team filler · « **Reply #10360 on:** May 22, 2019, 03:03:36 PM »

why not both?

team filler · « **Reply #10361 on:** May 22, 2019, 05:18:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/ScooterAbrahaam/status/1131241303050784769

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10362 on:** May 22, 2019, 06:18:12 PM »

There's absolutely nothing like minding your own as you're being cuddled on, only to look over and see the person you're with just staring up at you, with that softened look in their eyes.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10363 on:** May 24, 2019, 11:39:03 AM »

Also, to balance off the saccharine sentimentality from the above post, I ate so much goddamn ass with this girl. She gets everything waxed and it was like, open season for that shit. Most of the women I've been with have had that area cordoned off, maybe tickle the balloon knot a little. But this woman, fuck, it was all in on the booty. The novelty of it, for me, was like eating cotton candy for the first time. Even she was like J-JESUS CHRIST at my intensity over it. I have been converted. Amen.

team filler · « **Reply #10364 on:** May 24, 2019, 04:35:24 PM »

you dating fiona apple, breh? don't give up. tell her, "I ain't going no where, bih"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10365 on:** May 24, 2019, 05:46:37 PM »

The worst part is definitely trying to divine some suspected ulterior motive. All you can really do is trust that she's being upfront with you and walk away, as you are.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #10366 on:** May 25, 2019, 08:02:32 AM »

When you are dating a depressive, hang around long enough, and you start to become the wallpaper of the room they want leave.

You can be as patient and understanding as a person can be, but it won’t matter. You’ll be one of the things they’ll want to jettison in order to start a new life (and magically find their peace).

Raist · « **Reply #10367 on:** May 26, 2019, 03:41:56 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2019, 12:52:24 PM

She's got those wild blue eyes that I know are going to be the last thing I see as she plunges her 12"

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camo wrappped bowie knife into my ribs but fuck it I'm enjoying the ride.

Atramental · « **Reply #10368 on:** May 26, 2019, 02:31:10 PM »

Good god. It’s crazy who comes out of the woodwork once word spreads that you swing both ways.

toku · « **Reply #10369 on:** May 26, 2019, 02:47:07 PM »

This nicca taking dick!

team filler · « **Reply #10370 on:** May 26, 2019, 02:49:03 PM »

Raist · « **Reply #10371 on:** May 27, 2019, 06:59:00 AM »

Where's our fucking Kara update.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #10372 on:** May 27, 2019, 07:09:58 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 20, 2019, 01:21:53 AM

It sucks not having a huge penis.

Ok so.. obviously only speaking for myself, but I don’t like it too big. My ex (Russian) was a cervix destroyer and sex was difficult and not fun because I ended up bleeding every time. I don’t mean to try to sound like a saint or anything, this is just my personal experience. But girls have different length of vagina so idk man, depends on the girl.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10373 on:** May 27, 2019, 12:27:17 PM »

I think 90% of dudes are fine and 90% of women don’t care that much if you’re in the average.

Tongue work will nullify most anything else anyway. 👅 💦

Kara · « **Reply #10374 on:** May 27, 2019, 02:49:41 PM »

Quote from: Raist on May 27, 2019, 06:59:00 AM

Where's our fucking Kara update.

The path ahead is as uncertain as it is perilous so I wished to leave the thread with a story that had concluded on a high note instead of sullying it with micro updates that were as insubstantial as they were unsatisfying.

But if you want to ruin that series finale, feel free to open the spoiler below.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

We still talk daily by text and voice, most of the time when she's going to work and when she's going to bed because of the intercontinental time difference. Last Friday night we spoke over voice for 4 hours or something more embarrassing. We've been very frank about our feelings and the time apart which I suppose is as good a sign as any.

During one of those conversations she mentioned that she's wanted to camp out under the stars and see them without light pollution. (She's always lived in cities of several million people.) Since campsites are one of the few things this benighted land has to offer I'm going to make that happen for her while she's here. I'm probably going to ask her to marry me on the trip when we're looking up at the night sky. I say probably because it is a decision that almost certainly will bring naught but folly, but to continue my #brand of half-serious yet wholly inappropriate 40K quotations, "Everything is worthless in the face of the night."

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team filler · « **Reply #10375 on:** May 27, 2019, 02:53:55 PM »

toku · « **Reply #10376 on:** May 27, 2019, 03:31:27 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10377 on:** May 27, 2019, 04:03:25 PM »

Seeing the expanse of the Milky Way as you formally entwine your destinies

Raist · « **Reply #10378 on:** May 27, 2019, 07:37:29 PM »

BIONIC · « **Reply #10379 on:** May 27, 2019, 08:13:00 PM »

Quote from: Kara on May 27, 2019, 02:49:41 PM

Quote from: Raist on May 27, 2019, 06:59:00 AM
Where's our fucking Kara update.

The path ahead is as uncertain as it is perilous so I wished to leave the thread with a story that had concluded on a high note instead of sullying it with micro updates that were as insubstantial as they were unsatisfying.

But if you want to ruin that series finale, feel free to open the spoiler below.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
We still talk daily by text and voice, most of the time when she's going to work and when she's going to bed because of the intercontinental time difference. Last Friday night we spoke over voice for 4 hours or something more embarrassing. We've been very frank about our feelings and the time apart which I suppose is as good a sign as any.

During one of those conversations she mentioned that she's wanted to camp out under the stars and see them without light pollution. (She's always lived in cities of several million people.) Since campsites are one of the few things this benighted land has to offer I'm going to make that happen for her while she's here. I'm probably going to ask her to marry me on the trip when we're looking up at the night sky. I say probably because it is a decision that almost certainly will bring naught but folly, but to continue my #brand of half-serious yet wholly inappropriate 40K quotations, "Everything is worthless in the face of the night."
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You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Will you marry me?

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