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Kara

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10680 on: May 16, 2019, 10:02:26 AM »
This was always a dick appointment for her, kara just turned it into a whole lot more with his commitment to excellence  :pimp

Her: I wanted to [be physically intimate] tonight, but if I initiated things and they didn't go over well I was going to try and play it off like I had been joking.

Me: . . . I wanted to hear you laugh one more time tonight.

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« Reply #10681 on: May 16, 2019, 11:58:02 AM »
Right attitude is everything Kara bless up, happy for your win.

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« Reply #10682 on: May 16, 2019, 12:45:53 PM »
When you textin Spanish honies and they reply “jajajajaja” :lawd

Kara

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10683 on: May 16, 2019, 09:24:24 PM »
A final postscript as I don't plan on talking much about this anymore: we broke up on this very date 5 years ago and today she bought plane tickets to come see me again specifically. The universe lacks many things, but a sense of humor would not appear to be one of them.

Thanks for the kind words and support over the years, brehs. (Trying to find that post was a humbling reminder how cursed my content can get.)

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To cut any FACT CHECK nerds off at the pass, we broke up late in the the night on the sixteenth of May and I didn't live post about it on the internet's premier Taco Bell fansite.
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Kara

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10684 on: May 16, 2019, 10:21:29 PM »
Still am!

Kara

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10685 on: May 16, 2019, 10:48:38 PM »
DEEP CUT.

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That actually came up at dinner because she stopped going by the diminutive of her name. :lol
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10686 on: May 17, 2019, 08:21:35 PM »
man, that whole sex strike thing is KILLING ME over here  :maf

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10687 on: May 17, 2019, 08:26:55 PM »
over a decade of watching law & order SVU paying off tonight
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10688 on: May 17, 2019, 08:33:23 PM »
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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Kara

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10689 on: May 17, 2019, 08:41:34 PM »
Dick Wolf is a DILF (and rich too). Happy for you, Dmitry Dmitriyevich.

BIONIC

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10690 on: May 17, 2019, 11:22:35 PM »
over a decade of watching law & order SVU paying off tonight

Don’t leave any semen.

Or pubic hair.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10691 on: May 18, 2019, 01:17:54 AM »
Made out with two of my guy friends tonight. Yeah I’m bi. Feels good to finally admit it.  :doge

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10692 on: May 18, 2019, 01:23:42 AM »
Glad it seems like you had fun. Congrats. 8)

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« Reply #10693 on: May 18, 2019, 01:40:54 AM »
 :supergay :supergay :supergay
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« Reply #10694 on: May 18, 2019, 01:41:57 AM »
femAtra  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
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Kara

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« Reply #10695 on: May 18, 2019, 01:44:06 AM »
femAtra  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

Seems far, far less strange now.

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« Reply #10696 on: May 18, 2019, 01:45:17 AM »
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Cauliflower Of Love

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« Reply #10697 on: May 18, 2019, 01:51:31 AM »
Made out with two of my guy friends tonight. Yeah I’m bi. Feels good to finally admit it.  :doge

I've literally been telling you for like 5 years

This is like when that white guy that delio snuck a dick was like "what? I'm gay?"

Atramental

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« Reply #10698 on: May 18, 2019, 01:55:23 AM »
wtf repost lol

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« Reply #10699 on: May 18, 2019, 01:55:52 AM »
gAytramental  :lawd
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Atramental

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10700 on: May 18, 2019, 02:30:37 AM »
Sleeping over at my gay friend’s house lol.

Cauliflower Of Love

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« Reply #10701 on: May 18, 2019, 03:20:54 AM »
dont let him suck your dick

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« Reply #10702 on: May 18, 2019, 04:16:09 AM »
suck his dick
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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10703 on: May 18, 2019, 06:31:08 AM »
The reality is that everyone is a bisexual.

Every straight dude that has sucked me off me was convinced they were straight before me. Likewise, I was convinced they were bringing their wives to share, but alas.

BisMarckie

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« Reply #10704 on: May 18, 2019, 07:09:00 AM »
Atra swimming in pussy and bussy. :rejoice

Good for you man. Live your life and don‘t try to change who you are.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10705 on: May 18, 2019, 07:13:31 AM »
(he‘s bi)

Atramental

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« Reply #10706 on: May 18, 2019, 12:34:18 PM »
dont let him suck your dick
We just cuddled, made out, and dry humped/grinded on each other in one of his beds lol.  :doge

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10707 on: May 18, 2019, 01:12:33 PM »
head is head wasn't just a joke huh

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10708 on: May 18, 2019, 01:50:19 PM »
I need to step up my bi game. Don’t want to seem regressive.
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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10709 on: May 18, 2019, 03:26:47 PM »
sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked if your a cis male doesn't make you gay or bi.


also: cuddled  :lol

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« Reply #10710 on: May 18, 2019, 03:29:06 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #10711 on: May 18, 2019, 03:43:13 PM »
sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked if your a cis male doesn't make you gay or bi.


also: cuddled  :lol
I know


That’s why I need to step it up.:rash
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« Reply #10712 on: May 18, 2019, 03:44:08 PM »
 :pimp
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Atramental

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« Reply #10713 on: May 18, 2019, 03:44:58 PM »
I’ll get that dick eventually.  :doge

edit: made out with two girls last night as well but that’s more a foot note lol.  :doge
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« Reply #10714 on: May 18, 2019, 03:53:06 PM »
What? Just grab a dick. Lick it, swirl the tip around in your mouth. Feel another mans testes in your hand. Watch them react and tighten as he comes on your face. Get in there and stop being a pussy.
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« Reply #10715 on: May 18, 2019, 03:55:09 PM »
find yourself a BBC Daddy  :-[
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« Reply #10716 on: May 18, 2019, 05:20:03 PM »
Proud of you, it must have been hard to admit to yourself growing up in such a traditional household.

I would say maybe slow-roll it whenever dating a girl but if they have stereotypes about no one being truly bi, then they're not going to improve your life.

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« Reply #10717 on: May 18, 2019, 05:42:18 PM »
Atra you need to start watching Eurovision now  :-*

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« Reply #10718 on: May 18, 2019, 05:52:44 PM »
Atra you need to start watching Eurovision now  :-*
I’m bi not gay lol.  ::)

Kara

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« Reply #10719 on: May 18, 2019, 07:08:31 PM »
Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge

Looking forward to the day you admit you just need poppers, but Rome wasn't built in a day.

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« Reply #10720 on: May 19, 2019, 06:52:28 AM »
dont let him suck your dick
We just cuddled, made out, and dry humped/grinded on each other in one of his beds lol.  :doge

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge

You don’t need a boner to get fucked up the ass, coward :ufup
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« Reply #10721 on: May 19, 2019, 10:48:10 PM »
So I've been seeing this chick for about 2 months now, and we still haven't banged. I haven't been pushing for it, but we have been grinding genitals a few times and came pretty close to doing it. Thing is, we service each other orally all the friggin time. I think the problem is I gave her 5 orgasms in a row through oral sex and now she doesn't need the D. Pussy eating game too stronk. That said, I have been rimming her asshole more frequently and she loves it so maybe I'll just get up in that ass instead.

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« Reply #10722 on: May 19, 2019, 10:54:52 PM »
that's weird as fuck honestly, what's her hangup
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BikeJesus

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« Reply #10723 on: May 19, 2019, 11:02:10 PM »
Well we had a talk and she asked what my expectations are. I said I have none. She said she was worried I would get attached. I said I already am  :lol .

She got divorced a year ago so I think she just wants to take it slow before getting into something serious, but I stay over at her place at least a few times a week. I stayed two nights this weekend and we spent the days together, and she introduced me to her girlfriends.

She loves sucking my fat hog and we both know making love is going to be great, but we just haven't done it. I can't say it bothers me too much because I have been getting so much friggin head and blasting in her mouth is a euphoric experience. The last time we were grinding genitals I asked if she wants to make love, and she said not yet. After we finished each other off, I told her I wasn't going to ask her anymore and that she could let me know when she wants to. She knows I want to pound that mound but I don't want to hound her about it.

Usually when a chick sees my mammoth member they want to mount it ASAP, so it is not what I am used to, but it isn't such a big deal.

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« Reply #10724 on: May 20, 2019, 12:16:26 AM »
Respect dating someone for N months and not doing the deed. Side hugging solidarity forever. ✊

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« Reply #10725 on: May 20, 2019, 12:34:45 AM »
BikeJesus posts starting to read like erotic fanfic
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« Reply #10726 on: May 20, 2019, 12:37:57 AM »
I share way too much of my own life, but you the only people I consider true friends.
 
edit: hog is about 3 of her hand widths, and fat enough to split the sides of her lips.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2019, 01:55:12 AM by BikeJesus »

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« Reply #10727 on: May 20, 2019, 12:42:47 AM »
 is it black :drool
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BikeJesus

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« Reply #10728 on: May 20, 2019, 12:45:03 AM »
With the lights out, who can tell?

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« Reply #10729 on: May 20, 2019, 01:21:53 AM »
It sucks not having a huge penis.

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« Reply #10730 on: May 20, 2019, 01:34:34 AM »
 :sabu
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Kara

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« Reply #10731 on: May 20, 2019, 01:40:54 AM »
On the plus side, no one can stop you from being a giant dick.

toku

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« Reply #10732 on: May 20, 2019, 11:40:20 AM »
May the hearts of all boreans be fuller, bigger and more loving than any cock.

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« Reply #10733 on: May 20, 2019, 10:00:40 PM »
Maybe it's too big  :trumps

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« Reply #10734 on: May 22, 2019, 12:52:24 PM »
So I've been chatting with cute white Virginian country girl for the past month and just this weekend we met. It was awkward at first but then we got comfortable with each other. And once we did, holy fuck. She's fucking wild. Are most southern girls like this? cause she's goddamn dirty. At one point I felt like Dale Cooper getting ridden by Janey-e. The bottom half of my torso was goddamn drenched at one point. She's got those wild blue eyes that I know are going to be the last thing I see as she plunges her 12" camo wrappped bowie knife into my ribs but fuck it I'm enjoying the ride.
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« Reply #10735 on: May 22, 2019, 01:09:27 PM »
the answer is yes, they are all that wild. don't be surprised if she calls you from jail  :mueller
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« Reply #10736 on: May 22, 2019, 01:12:58 PM »
Nice work man!

(but don't do that labeling-a-girl-type thing.. she's a woman, not a "Southern Girl", and no you can't generalize like that)

Although having said that "Southern" people love labeling themselves lol

Oh I get that only reason I'm using the term is cause she would constantly refer to her as one and I'm her "city boy". It's all so surreal since her accent and general culture is so alien to me as far as interacting in person.

The only thing is that she definitely has a mean streak that I curbed and she went back to being nice. Like my ex. And she laughs just like my ex. It's fucking freaky.
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« Reply #10737 on: May 22, 2019, 01:42:35 PM »
when they call you "big daddy" while you fuck doggy  :-[
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« Reply #10738 on: May 22, 2019, 01:51:28 PM »
Speaking of sucking on phat hogs need an update from atra
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« Reply #10739 on: May 22, 2019, 02:23:51 PM »
It might be pussy this weekend instead of hog tbh. :doge