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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #12060 on: May 18, 2019, 02:06:07 AM »
Congratulations man. Only thing that's missing from this thread is a Phoenix Dark post about how your eyes had some amount of glaze that put you over the edge.

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« Reply #12061 on: May 18, 2019, 02:30:37 AM »
Sleeping over at my gay friendís house lol.

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« Reply #12062 on: May 18, 2019, 03:20:54 AM »
dont let him suck your dick
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« Reply #12063 on: May 18, 2019, 04:16:09 AM »
suck his dick
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« Reply #12064 on: May 18, 2019, 05:42:09 AM »
that's a helluva a plot twist right there :doge

it seems admitting you're bi is generally harder than admitting you're gay somehow

i always suspect anti-gay folks who treat being gay as a "lifestyle" are bi and intuit that gays are basically bi's that choose to engage with the same sex rather than actually being 100% gay

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« Reply #12065 on: May 18, 2019, 06:31:08 AM »
The reality is that everyone is a bisexual.

Every straight dude that has sucked me off me was convinced they were straight before me. Likewise, I was convinced they were bringing their wives to share, but alas.
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« Reply #12066 on: May 18, 2019, 07:09:00 AM »
Atra swimming in pussy and bussy. :rejoice

Good for you man. Live your life and donĎt try to change who you are.

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« Reply #12067 on: May 18, 2019, 07:13:31 AM »
(heĎs bi)

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« Reply #12068 on: May 18, 2019, 12:34:18 PM »
dont let him suck your dick
We just cuddled, made out, and dry humped/grinded on each other in one of his beds lol.  :doge

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge

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« Reply #12069 on: May 18, 2019, 12:52:08 PM »
From christian wizard to sexual deviant. I'm so proud of you.
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toku

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« Reply #12070 on: May 18, 2019, 01:12:33 PM »
head is head wasn't just a joke huh

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« Reply #12071 on: May 18, 2019, 01:50:19 PM »
I need to step up my bi game. Donít want to seem regressive.

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« Reply #12072 on: May 18, 2019, 03:26:47 PM »
sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked if your a cis male doesn't make you gay or bi.


also: cuddled  :lol
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« Reply #12073 on: May 18, 2019, 03:29:06 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #12074 on: May 18, 2019, 03:43:13 PM »
sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked if your a cis male doesn't make you gay or bi.


also: cuddled  :lol
I know


Thatís why I need to step it up.:rash

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« Reply #12075 on: May 18, 2019, 03:44:08 PM »
 :pimp
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« Reply #12076 on: May 18, 2019, 03:44:58 PM »
Iíll get that dick eventually.  :doge

edit: made out with two girls last night as well but thatís more a foot note lol.  :doge
« Last Edit: May 18, 2019, 03:49:32 PM by Atramental »

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« Reply #12077 on: May 18, 2019, 03:53:06 PM »
What? Just grab a dick. Lick it, swirl the tip around in your mouth. Feel another mans testes in your hand. Watch them react and tighten as he comes on your face. Get in there and stop being a pussy.

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« Reply #12078 on: May 18, 2019, 03:55:09 PM »
find yourself a BBC Daddy  :-[
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ExoYZA

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« Reply #12079 on: May 18, 2019, 04:47:07 PM »
I need to step up my bi game. Donít want to seem regressive.

You're too busy breeding to suck dick. You don't fool me.
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« Reply #12080 on: May 18, 2019, 05:20:03 PM »
Proud of you, it must have been hard to admit to yourself growing up in such a traditional household.

I would say maybe slow-roll it whenever dating a girl but if they have stereotypes about no one being truly bi, then they're not going to improve your life.

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« Reply #12081 on: May 18, 2019, 05:42:18 PM »
Atra you need to start watching Eurovision now  :-*

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« Reply #12082 on: May 18, 2019, 05:52:44 PM »
Atra you need to start watching Eurovision now  :-*
Iím bi not gay lol.  ::)

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« Reply #12083 on: May 18, 2019, 05:54:26 PM »
So you'll leave it on as background noise?
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« Reply #12084 on: May 18, 2019, 07:08:31 PM »
Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge

Looking forward to the day you admit you just need poppers, but Rome wasn't built in a day.

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« Reply #12085 on: May 19, 2019, 06:52:28 AM »
dont let him suck your dick
We just cuddled, made out, and dry humped/grinded on each other in one of his beds lol.  :doge

Also, he had a raging hard on but I got hit by whiskey dick again.  :doge

You donít need a boner to get fucked up the ass, coward :ufup
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« Reply #12086 on: May 19, 2019, 10:48:10 PM »
So I've been seeing this chick for about 2 months now, and we still haven't banged. I haven't been pushing for it, but we have been grinding genitals a few times and came pretty close to doing it. Thing is, we service each other orally all the friggin time. I think the problem is I gave her 5 orgasms in a row through oral sex and now she doesn't need the D. Pussy eating game too stronk. That said, I have been rimming her asshole more frequently and she loves it so maybe I'll just get up in that ass instead.

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« Reply #12087 on: May 19, 2019, 10:54:52 PM »
that's weird as fuck honestly, what's her hangup
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« Reply #12088 on: May 19, 2019, 11:02:10 PM »
Well we had a talk and she asked what my expectations are. I said I have none. She said she was worried I would get attached. I said I already am  :lol .

She got divorced a year ago so I think she just wants to take it slow before getting into something serious, but I stay over at her place at least a few times a week. I stayed two nights this weekend and we spent the days together, and she introduced me to her girlfriends.

She loves sucking my fat hog and we both know making love is going to be great, but we just haven't done it. I can't say it bothers me too much because I have been getting so much friggin head and blasting in her mouth is a euphoric experience. The last time we were grinding genitals I asked if she wants to make love, and she said not yet. After we finished each other off, I told her I wasn't going to ask her anymore and that she could let me know when she wants to. She knows I want to pound that mound but I don't want to hound her about it.

Usually when a chick sees my mammoth member they want to mount it ASAP, so it is not what I am used to, but it isn't such a big deal.

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« Reply #12089 on: May 20, 2019, 12:16:26 AM »
Respect dating someone for N months and not doing the deed. Side hugging solidarity forever. ✊

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« Reply #12090 on: May 20, 2019, 12:34:45 AM »
BikeJesus posts starting to read like erotic fanfic
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« Reply #12091 on: May 20, 2019, 12:37:57 AM »
I share way too much of my own life, but you the only people I consider true friends.
 
edit: hog is about 3 of her hand widths, and fat enough to split the sides of her lips.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2019, 01:55:12 AM by BikeJesus »

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« Reply #12092 on: May 20, 2019, 12:42:47 AM »
 is it black :drool
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« Reply #12093 on: May 20, 2019, 12:45:03 AM »
With the lights out, who can tell?

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« Reply #12094 on: May 20, 2019, 01:21:53 AM »
It sucks not having a huge penis.

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« Reply #12095 on: May 20, 2019, 01:34:34 AM »
 :sabu
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« Reply #12096 on: May 20, 2019, 01:40:54 AM »
On the plus side, no one can stop you from being a giant dick.

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« Reply #12097 on: May 20, 2019, 11:40:20 AM »
May the hearts of all boreans be fuller, bigger and more loving than any cock.

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« Reply #12098 on: May 20, 2019, 10:00:40 PM »
Maybe it's too big  :trumps

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« Reply #12099 on: May 22, 2019, 12:52:24 PM »
So I've been chatting with cute white Virginian country girl for the past month and just this weekend we met. It was awkward at first but then we got comfortable with each other. And once we did, holy fuck. She's fucking wild. Are most southern girls like this? cause she's goddamn dirty. At one point I felt like Dale Cooper getting ridden by Janey-e. The bottom half of my torso was goddamn drenched at one point. She's got those wild blue eyes that I know are going to be the last thing I see as she plunges her 12" camo wrappped bowie knife into my ribs but fuck it I'm enjoying the ride.
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« Reply #12100 on: May 22, 2019, 12:58:11 PM »
Nice work man!

(but don't do that labeling-a-girl-type thing.. she's a woman, not a "Southern Girl", and no you can't generalize like that)

Although having said that "Southern" people love labeling themselves lol

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« Reply #12101 on: May 22, 2019, 01:09:27 PM »
the answer is yes, they are all that wild. don't be surprised if she calls you from jail  :mueller
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« Reply #12102 on: May 22, 2019, 01:12:58 PM »
Nice work man!

(but don't do that labeling-a-girl-type thing.. she's a woman, not a "Southern Girl", and no you can't generalize like that)

Although having said that "Southern" people love labeling themselves lol

Oh I get that only reason I'm using the term is cause she would constantly refer to her as one and I'm her "city boy". It's all so surreal since her accent and general culture is so alien to me as far as interacting in person.

The only thing is that she definitely has a mean streak that I curbed and she went back to being nice. Like my ex. And she laughs just like my ex. It's fucking freaky.
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« Reply #12103 on: May 22, 2019, 01:42:35 PM »
when they call you "big daddy" while you fuck doggy  :-[
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« Reply #12104 on: May 22, 2019, 01:51:28 PM »
Speaking of sucking on phat hogs need an update from atra

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« Reply #12105 on: May 22, 2019, 02:23:51 PM »
It might be pussy this weekend instead of hog tbh. :doge

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« Reply #12106 on: May 22, 2019, 03:03:36 PM »
why not both?  :-[
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« Reply #12108 on: May 22, 2019, 06:18:12 PM »
There's absolutely nothing like minding your own as you're being cuddled on, only to look over and see the person you're with just staring up at you, with that softened look in their eyes.
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« Reply #12109 on: May 24, 2019, 11:39:03 AM »
Also, to balance off the saccharine sentimentality from the above post, I ate so much goddamn ass with this girl. She gets everything waxed and it was like, open season for that shit. Most of the women I've been with have had that area cordoned off, maybe tickle the balloon knot a little. But this woman, fuck, it was all in on the booty. The novelty of it, for me, was like eating cotton candy for the first time. Even she was like J-JESUS CHRIST at my intensity over it. I have been converted. Amen.
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« Reply #12110 on: May 24, 2019, 11:42:50 AM »
 :salute

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« Reply #12111 on: May 24, 2019, 04:35:24 PM »
you dating fiona apple, breh? don't give up. tell her, "I ain't going no where, bih"
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« Reply #12112 on: May 24, 2019, 05:46:37 PM »
The worst part is definitely trying to divine some suspected ulterior motive. All you can really do is trust that she's being upfront with you and walk away, as you are.
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« Reply #12113 on: May 25, 2019, 08:02:32 AM »
When you are dating a depressive, hang around long enough, and you start to become the wallpaper of the room they want leave.

You can be as patient and understanding as a person can be, but it wonít matter. Youíll be one of the things theyíll want to jettison in order to start a new life (and magically find their peace).


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« Reply #12114 on: May 26, 2019, 03:41:56 AM »
She's got those wild blue eyes that I know are going to be the last thing I see as she plunges her 12"

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« Reply #12115 on: May 26, 2019, 02:31:10 PM »
Good god. Itís crazy who comes out of the woodwork once word spreads that you swing both ways.  :doge

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« Reply #12116 on: May 26, 2019, 02:47:07 PM »
This nicca taking dick!

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« Reply #12117 on: May 26, 2019, 02:49:03 PM »
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« Reply #12118 on: May 27, 2019, 06:59:00 AM »
Where's our fucking Kara update.

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« Reply #12119 on: May 27, 2019, 07:09:58 AM »
It sucks not having a huge penis.
Ok so.. obviously only speaking for myself, but I donít like it too big. My ex (Russian) was a cervix destroyer and sex was difficult and not fun because I ended up bleeding every time. I donít mean to try to sound like a saint or anything, this is just my personal experience. But girls have different length of vagina so idk man, depends on the girl.