Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1412010 times)

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10140 on:** February 18, 2019, 02:25:07 AM »

I guess Glen was right about once you're in a relationship you'll be having plenty of sex so it dosen't matter.

shosta · « **Reply #10141 on:** February 18, 2019, 02:41:38 AM »

Yup. We all fake it till we make it. Once I started having sex with the girl I lost my virginity to, I think I was boning three times a day for half a year. And now it's next to never because I'm single. That's just how it is.

team filler · « **Reply #10142 on:** February 18, 2019, 03:25:02 AM »

Quote from: shosta on February 18, 2019, 02:41:38 AM

Yup. We all fake it till we make it. Once I started having sex with the girl I lost my virginity to, I think I was boning three times a day for half a year. And now it's next to never because I'm single. That's just how it is.

you were underage, shosti. that was rape

skullstorm · « **Reply #10143 on:** February 18, 2019, 06:35:02 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #10144 on:** February 18, 2019, 07:16:53 AM »

Quote from: Glen on February 18, 2019, 03:01:13 AM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 18, 2019, 02:25:07 AM
I guess Glen was right about once you're in a relationship you'll be having plenty of sex so it dosen't matter.

I was right about everything.

Yeah, but unless your dick was the one doing the fucking, the credit goes to Rahx.

Kara · « **Reply #10145 on:** February 18, 2019, 03:12:15 PM »

Counterpoint: If you take credit for the wins you also have to share in the blame for the losses. Do you really want a Rah L on your head?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10146 on:** February 18, 2019, 03:42:48 PM »

Rah L sounds like Superman's Egyptian cousin.

team filler · « **Reply #10147 on:** February 18, 2019, 04:44:19 PM »

eat that ass Rah

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10148 on:** February 18, 2019, 04:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 18, 2019, 03:42:48 PM

Rah L sounds like Superman's Egyptian cousin.

I feel this should be Rahxs new name after having ascended

team filler · « **Reply #10149 on:** February 18, 2019, 04:59:04 PM »

Rahx L Gul

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10150 on:** February 22, 2019, 01:39:10 PM »

So can people here talk to me about female orgasm......

So we've had sex 4 times now and it's been very fun. But she hasn't come. Well she said maybe she did once, but either way she hasn't. Now we have been very communicative about pretty much everything and as I've said she's very blunt. She's told me each time shes had a lot fun, that she really likes the sex, that it lasts long, and it's satisfying. She says I need to stop doubting myself, but I guess I felt a little down about the fact that she hasn't been able to come. She told me "hey you like reading, read some articles about it, it's hard for women to come and I have my own problems that keep me from that". She says sex is'nt about that anyway. I guess it's just adding to the insecurities I have and I know I have to get past it. And it's really all in my head as I mean she claims each time it's been very good.

Should I be super worried? I mean we are still finding out our things. I haven't been able to come either, but I chalk that up to my porn overload which I'm toning down. Its been fun so far. She's not complaining.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10151 on:** February 22, 2019, 01:48:47 PM »

No, don’t be super worried, and definitely do not talk about it in a way that applies pressure on her having an orgasm because it will hinder the chances of it happening. Trust what she says. Those Os are gonna cum when you’re both connected and comfortable (read: have developed trust in each other) so just be receptive to her needs and wants and try to just let go and enjoy each other. Yes, try to abandon porn as much as possible. Try not to think of sex as goal oriented (ie orgasm oriented) but being about what’s pleasurable to you and your partner in the moment.

nachobro · « **Reply #10152 on:** February 22, 2019, 01:57:17 PM »

yeah it'll mostly work out on it's own as you guys get more comfortable with each other, i wouldn't sweat it. are either of you on anti-depressants? not saying that'd be the reason but they can make it an uphill battle.

also yeah quit porn for a bit

shosta · « **Reply #10153 on:** February 22, 2019, 01:58:09 PM »

Not just porn, don't jerk off at all. As guys we have a daily routine that extends back as far as 13 or earlier but you gotta quit if you want that dick to work.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10154 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:07:25 PM »

That ^

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10155 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:08:56 PM »

Chances are you have the “death grip” and the only way to solve it is not jack off and stop watching porn. I’ve heard that it can take months to change so it may be a while for your dick to recalibrate so to speak.

nachobro · « **Reply #10156 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:18:07 PM »

cause its thebore and focusing on dick is what we do here

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #10157 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:20:13 PM »

Female orgasm is 75% mental. So, if you start injecting anxiety into it, then it's never going to happen.

If you want to come, just close your eyes and fantasize about some sick, perverted shit. You'll get there.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10158 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:24:49 PM »

You two fucking in silence? Let the words fly, dirty as y'all are comfortable with

When a chica says que rico

Rufus · « **Reply #10159 on:** February 22, 2019, 02:48:14 PM »

Fuck the mumbo jumbo. This is a mechanical problem. Your prime erogenous zone is a strawberry attached to a rod. Her's is a little bean in a hoodie. Act accordingly.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10160 on:** February 22, 2019, 03:09:08 PM »

Just eat her out.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10161 on:** February 22, 2019, 04:36:58 PM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on February 22, 2019, 03:09:08 PM

Just eat her out.

She doesn’t want that because her skin easily tears down there and she gets UTIs very easily.

And yes she’s on anti depresents and other meds.

shosta · « **Reply #10162 on:** February 22, 2019, 07:33:54 PM »

Never heard of that before. Is she smol or something?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10163 on:** February 22, 2019, 07:50:52 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2019, 04:36:58 PM

Quote from: brawndolicious on February 22, 2019, 03:09:08 PM
Just eat her out.
She doesn’t want that because her skin easily tears down there and she gets UTIs very easily.

And yes she’s on anti depresents and other meds.

Is your tongue bigger than your dick or something?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10164 on:** February 22, 2019, 08:11:57 PM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on February 22, 2019, 07:50:52 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 22, 2019, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on February 22, 2019, 03:09:08 PM
Just eat her out.
She doesn’t want that because her skin easily tears down there and she gets UTIs very easily.

And yes she’s on anti depresents and other meds.

Is your tongue bigger than your dick or something?

No?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10165 on:** February 22, 2019, 11:15:03 PM »

It always amazes me how vajayjays can be so sensitive yet pop a baby out like a pez dispenser.

If she can't summon Hulk-mode, maybe a dental dam or toys and lube will help. Patience is also good, you two will figure out as you get more acquainted with each other.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #10166 on:** February 24, 2019, 12:24:36 PM »

It isn’t real sex unless the guy is slapping me while I call him Daddy.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10167 on:** February 24, 2019, 12:33:00 PM »

I never got the daddy thing. Always kind of weirds me out. But I ain’t kink shaming.

We do lots of choking though

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10168 on:** February 24, 2019, 12:43:04 PM »

The vocal aspect plays a huge part of it for some. Feels like there's a sense of reserved tension otherwise.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #10169 on:** February 24, 2019, 02:53:30 PM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2019, 12:33:00 PM

I never got the daddy thing. Always kind of weirds me out. But I ain’t kink shaming.

We do lots of choking though

Never had any relationship with the word, thanks to not being English, so for me it isn't actually weird at all.
But the "my little girl" part is hella weird though. Add that and I think it becomes creepy.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10170 on:** February 24, 2019, 03:10:44 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 16, 2019, 07:12:49 PM

She has an IUD. I’ve never heard of that type of birth control.

My wife has one, they don't have to be changed for 4-5 years so they're really easy in terms of maintenance. No remembering pills and all that stuff.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10171 on:** February 24, 2019, 03:22:22 PM »

Quote from: riotous on February 22, 2019, 02:14:01 PM

Why are you guys so focused on Rahx cumming? lol

It’s the only reason I’m here tbh

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10172 on:** February 24, 2019, 04:19:54 PM »

If the tongue aint in play maybe finger blast until shes levitating off the bed? And then maybe a quick little

To see if she'll hold steady to the no oral

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10173 on:** February 24, 2019, 07:08:41 PM »

Right now I’m just trying to be as comfortable as I can. I’ve never had sex this regularly or with someone I actually like. So this is really the first time I’ve been in this kind of relationship. I mean I’m still trying to deal with my insecurities towards sex. So right now I’m trying to get past those as I have hangs up that spark up randomly. Like when she talked about her previous experiences. Made me wonder how I compare and from there my mind turned against me.

But right now she says it’s good and fun. I have to work at positions like doggy m, but I think I’m getting better at it and it’s fun.

team filler · « **Reply #10174 on:** February 25, 2019, 02:13:57 AM »

the story of rahx

Atramental · « **Reply #10175 on:** February 25, 2019, 08:34:14 AM »

So just this weekend alone I’ve had 1 engaged and 2 married women be rather flirty with me. For shame since they were all gorgeous.

Also, I ran into that single mom (the one that likes coke) at that rave Saturday night when I was on 4 grams of mushrooms.

She asked me why I didn’t like her while I had my arms wrapped around her waist from behind and I flat out told her it was because of the cocaine. She assured me that she doesn’t do it anymore because she’s back at nursing school but eh...

Anywho, I’m not sure what my next big break will be but I’ll just keep throwing myself out there until something clicks.

Huff · « **Reply #10176 on:** February 25, 2019, 09:02:23 AM »

I don't like that you do drugs said 1 druggie to another

Atramental · « **Reply #10177 on:** February 25, 2019, 09:22:06 AM »

Mushrooms are divine teachers.

nachobro · « **Reply #10178 on:** February 25, 2019, 09:31:31 AM »

settle down joe rogan

Atramental · « **Reply #10179 on:** February 25, 2019, 10:05:13 AM »

It was the first thing that came to mind (it’s hard to lie on mushrooms btw) and it’s a personal dealbreaker of mine. There were other issues I had with her as well but I was trying to have a fun time and not trying to give an adult woman a lecture at a rave.

edit: And some part of me still likes her but at the same time I can find someone that’s better suited for me.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10180 on:** February 25, 2019, 10:30:13 AM »

get her pregnant. she'll probably stop doing cocaine then and then you got that sweet milk

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #10181 on:** February 25, 2019, 10:33:45 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #10182 on:** February 26, 2019, 01:43:45 AM »

A redhead with paranoid schizophrenia has the hots for me. What do?

shosta · « **Reply #10183 on:** February 26, 2019, 01:52:40 AM »

Bang all four of her personalities

skullstorm · « **Reply #10184 on:** February 26, 2019, 04:14:07 AM »

Give her shrooms and see what happens?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10185 on:** February 26, 2019, 06:12:30 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on February 26, 2019, 01:43:45 AM

A redhead with paranoid schizophrenia has the hots for me. What do?

take her and her baby out to dinner.

chronovore · « **Reply #10186 on:** February 26, 2019, 08:54:16 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 26, 2019, 06:12:30 AM

Quote from: Atramental on February 26, 2019, 01:43:45 AM
A redhead with paranoid schizophrenia has the hots for me. What do?
take her and her baby out to dinner.

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shosta · « **Reply #10187 on:** February 26, 2019, 04:47:51 PM »

How to ruin a good hookup: have night-terrors while sleeping

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10188 on:** February 26, 2019, 04:54:16 PM »

I disagree. It makes you dark and brooding and also, actually I can't save that.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10189 on:** February 26, 2019, 06:24:56 PM »

It’ll weed out the women who don’t have a mama complex so there’s that. I need a chick who will rub my forehead and tell me “it’s just a dream baby. It’s okay. Have some milk” and let me dry my tears on her dirty pillows and rinse my fears with warm mother’s milk.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10190 on:** February 26, 2019, 09:17:43 PM »

When you gingerly lift the bra up with two fingers and they tumble out, gravity choosing its favorite first

like opening a spring loaded gift 🎁

TVC15 · « **Reply #10191 on:** February 26, 2019, 09:49:28 PM »

Jesus, Blue. I want to pop the pimples on your roided-out dick.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #10192 on:** February 26, 2019, 10:04:01 PM »

Isn’t redhead and schizophrenic being redundant?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10193 on:** February 26, 2019, 10:25:06 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 26, 2019, 09:49:28 PM

Jesus, Blue. I want to pop the pimples on your roided-out dick.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10194 on:** February 28, 2019, 09:58:50 PM »

So bad news. I feel like this is over or I should end it.

Yesterday she came over and we had a nice Xbox date where she brought hers and we played at the same time. Eventually we got physical and at first it was good, but then I lost my erection and couldn’t continue. This is the 2nd time and I got mad. It made her uncomfortable she said. Now I didn’t yell or anything. I don’t know what I did but it doesn’t matter because I was a jerk and she didn’t like it.

One of her problems is that my insecurities have kept poping up. I’ll ask her during sex if it’s ok or good and so on. She has said many times it’s fine and fun, that the sex is good and I need to stop doubting myself.

After that we talked for a bit. She said at no point has my performance disappointed her and that a lot of this is in my head. But if this continues to be a problem well it’s not going to work as she has her own shit to deal with. She said I’m important to her and that this isn’t over as she trusts me and I’m one of the few people to really get past her barrier and so on. What has turned her off is my confidence in myself. She said right now maybe we should take a break from sex and I feel like that really means this is over.

I don’t know I really like this girl, but I don’t know if I can handle this and despite what she she says I just feel she’s going to find someone else.

I just feel I should end it now before it gets worse. I don’t think I’m equibbed for relationships at this point.

We talked today and things have seemingly resumed but I just feel like it’s going to be hard to recover as more and more of my bad side is shown.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10195 on:** February 28, 2019, 10:06:44 PM »

lolwut

team filler · « **Reply #10196 on:** February 28, 2019, 10:10:28 PM »

you're still in. not much anyone can do for you to get you to calm down and enjoy yourself. it's like you hit the game winner, won the championship. now you're at the presser bad mouthing yourself and alienating yourself from your teammates.

team filler · « **Reply #10197 on:** February 28, 2019, 10:14:35 PM »

think about snorting a line of meth off rioutos dick, it's how all the big boys do it

naff · « **Reply #10198 on:** February 28, 2019, 10:26:51 PM »

insecure whisky dick is pretty common. at least anecdotally, i've def had it, and a number of friends have talked to me about it in HS. your readiness to give up and wallow in hopeless shit instead of just accepting your issue and moving on is the issue. chill out man.

naff · « **Reply #10199 on:** February 28, 2019, 10:32:29 PM »

also, y'know, we have modern medicine now. not unheard of to get some assistance until you feel comfortable (viagra). also second therapy lel.

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