Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1814595 times)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10680 on:** June 30, 2019, 03:15:43 PM »

Dufus is also a coward.

BIONIC · « **Reply #10681 on:** June 30, 2019, 03:37:59 PM »

This thread suddenly went places brehs

toku · « **Reply #10682 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:34:53 PM »

Atra somewhere rn with a gaped third eye wondering all of a sudden why darkness has leaked into his awareness

team filler · « **Reply #10683 on:** June 30, 2019, 04:42:45 PM »

before if you had asked me if I would like to see rahx's hog

now that I've seen rahx's hog

skullstorm · « **Reply #10684 on:** June 30, 2019, 05:29:51 PM »

Quality Bore hog right there

BIONIC · « **Reply #10685 on:** June 30, 2019, 05:44:24 PM »

Is filler a coward?

I hope not

Kara · « **Reply #10686 on:** June 30, 2019, 05:46:25 PM »

How is Atra going to one up the rest of the thread now?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10687 on:** June 30, 2019, 09:19:33 PM »

Icon Rahx

TVC15 · « **Reply #10688 on:** June 30, 2019, 09:26:36 PM »

Ban atra.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10689 on:** June 30, 2019, 09:34:36 PM »

I can’t believe it’s still up. Maybe this has been what’s wrong with rahx all these years. Maybe he’s been a dirty little exhibitionist all these years and he never realized it. Maybe he needs to try sex in public or exposing himself to someone else without their permission.

toku · « **Reply #10690 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:35:44 PM »

RahX thought he might be a c u c k turns out he was a bull all along

team filler · « **Reply #10691 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:45:02 PM »

maybe rahx can't cum unless we're watching

TVC15 · « **Reply #10692 on:** June 30, 2019, 10:47:10 PM »

Quote from: filler on June 30, 2019, 10:45:02 PM

maybe rahx can't cum unless we're watching

He’d better post more, then.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10693 on:** July 01, 2019, 01:02:04 AM »

Quote from: Kara on June 30, 2019, 05:46:25 PM

How is Atra going to one up the rest of the thread now?

Newly surfaced footage of atra away from the bire, busy hitting the gym
https://twitter.com/LadyBeastB/status/1144786642605084672

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10694 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:53:40 AM »

This has been a pretty odd weekend. I have a lot to say and explain.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10695 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:31:22 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 01, 2019, 06:53:40 AM

This has been a pretty odd weekend. I have a lot to say and explain.

If it makes you feel better, you can post a video of you jerking off and we can tell you how to improve your technique and lessen that death grip.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10696 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:53:45 AM »

Crowdsourced jerk tech

TVC15 · « **Reply #10697 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:33:01 AM »

Come on, rahx. I just took a shit so bad that I sprayed puke all over my bathroom. I need another video. To help you.

demi · « **Reply #10698 on:** July 01, 2019, 09:00:00 AM »

I edited out the links but I'm sure everyone here downloaded it so whatever

Anyway it wasn't that impressive. I've seen better

TVC15 · « **Reply #10699 on:** July 01, 2019, 09:16:18 AM »

I’m sure kiwifarms trolls have already uploaded it to every amateur site on the net by now anyway.

demi · « **Reply #10700 on:** July 01, 2019, 10:48:28 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 01:47:54 PM

Here’s hoping this ushers in a new era of bire amateur porn

I see yall forgot about the original bore amatuer porn - Tiesto

TVC15 · « **Reply #10701 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:07:41 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 01, 2019, 10:48:28 AM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 01:47:54 PM
Here’s hoping this ushers in a new era of bire amateur porn

I see yall forgot about the original bore amatuer porn - Tiesto

I missed this. What was it?

Atramental · « **Reply #10702 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:43:00 AM »

Quote from: toku on June 30, 2019, 04:34:53 PM

Atra somewhere rn with a gaped third eye wondering all of a sudden why darkness has leaked into his awareness

My last trip, for a long while, was this weekend.

I was with my group of friends and we were doing a group tarot card reading.

I drew the eight of pentacles which only reconfirmed that I should be dedicating my life to my art/creative pursuits.

Once I do, everything else in my life will begin falling into place.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10703 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:55:26 AM »

Why was it your last trip for a while?

Atramental · « **Reply #10704 on:** July 01, 2019, 12:00:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 11:55:26 AM

Why was it your last trip for a while?

-The guy I get my psychedelics from has gone silent
-My brain/mind needs a break

VomKriege · « **Reply #10705 on:** July 01, 2019, 05:32:05 PM »

Well, I'm single. It was great while it lasted but apparently that spark of something more didn't come, regardless of the affinities we have
I was wondering for last two weeks if we needed to have a talk about what next, I guess the lesson ever retold is to trust your instincts about those things. It was an incredibly comfy (maybe too comfy, if it make sense) relationship and one that I found super gratifying and I hope she'll still be a regular part of my life as a friend after some breathing room.

Onwards to new adventures.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10706 on:** July 01, 2019, 05:51:47 PM »

holy shit what did I miss

skullstorm · « **Reply #10707 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM »

It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen

toku · « **Reply #10708 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:18:39 PM »

Quote from: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM

It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen

It's a matter of time before we see Filler's I think.

skullstorm · « **Reply #10709 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:22:41 PM »

It would be a pretty good way for Dufus to get some serious likes too

TVC15 · « **Reply #10710 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:25:49 PM »

Quote from: toku on July 01, 2019, 06:18:39 PM

Quote from: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM
It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen

It's a matter of time before we see Filler's I think.

I think we’ll see Rahx’s again. We just have to catch him in the right worked-up, impulsive mood.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10711 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:46:24 PM »

I’ll show mine if he shows his

TEEEPO · « **Reply #10712 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:50:59 PM »

oh shoot i missed it

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #10713 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:51:12 PM »

Maybe she was gay.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10714 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:12:29 PM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:03:07 PM

Quote from: shosta on July 01, 2019, 07:48:06 PM
what happened

She wanted to get married

You should marry me for US citizenship instead.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10715 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:19:54 PM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:16:41 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 08:12:29 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:03:07 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 01, 2019, 07:48:06 PM
what happened

She wanted to get married

You should marry me for US citizenship instead.

OK

Let’s talk deets. I want one year of sexual favors and then you have total freedom. You’ll be on call for topping me from Sunday to Thursday, and we’ll live a 24-hour D/s relationship. You will have off Friday and Saturday to pursue whatever kind of ass you want. You also have to cook and clean. After a year, you are totally free. During this year, I will provide and care for you financially.

Tasty · « **Reply #10716 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:22:40 PM »

I'd be game except I can't top (consistently enough to satisfy TVC's desires.)

skullstorm · « **Reply #10717 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:24:10 PM »

Cook and clean?!

TVC15 · « **Reply #10718 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:25:08 PM »

Is the next Borecon in Vegas? This holy union needs to be celebrated at the Taco Bell Chapel.

Kara · « **Reply #10719 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:27:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 08:25:08 PM

Is the next Borecon in Vegas? This holy union needs to be celebrated at the Taco Bell Chapel.

They always are.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10720 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:30:24 PM »

Realistically, I’m only going to want sex once or twice a week, so this is really a good deal.

And just think of how awesome it will be when Wrath and I are bitching about how awful of an idea this was in here constantly.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10721 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:58:33 PM »

Also, one blowjob per week from you. I get to give them to you whenever I/you want, though.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10722 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:36:04 PM »

Yo, please actually do that at the next borecon I will be there for sure

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10723 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:36:56 PM »

Could you imagine if b o r k read this thread?

BIONIC · « **Reply #10724 on:** July 02, 2019, 01:42:35 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 01, 2019, 11:36:56 PM

Could you imagine if b o r k read this thread?

He could tell us all about his body pillow he calls his wife

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10725 on:** July 02, 2019, 10:19:58 AM »

Given how long Bork has been here the second he posts in this thread he would turn gay.

Kara · « **Reply #10726 on:** July 02, 2019, 11:34:53 AM »

All the affected het gaming stuff is about as straight as the "ironic" gay subtext.

Kara · « **Reply #10727 on:** July 07, 2019, 03:08:41 PM »

My SO recently discovered Sierra Death Generator and has been using it to own me.

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team filler · « **Reply #10728 on:** July 07, 2019, 03:10:41 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #10729 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:22:52 PM »

Reactivated the OKC account. I have a better idea of what I want and what to look for and being just out of a relationship, I'm in no hurry. Being patient helps keep a clear head.

Anyway a lot of the stuff I bemoaned seems to have fallen off trend. Much Myers Gibb (?) four letter personality type. Much less occurrences of "sapiosexual".

Probably need a better photo still but

VomKriege · « **Reply #10730 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:27:49 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:24:18 PM

Using a dating site without a photo is like shopping without money. The only way you will succeed is if you do something illegal.

I have one. It's not great though it was out at a drink. If someone has a good snap at me I'll use that but I'm not fishing for it.

Got a couple of likes. It's not crazy or anything and they're not my type (one nice thing with OKC is that you can somewhat identify who liked you if you know how the algorithm are set up) but my profile is good enough for now.

Kara · « **Reply #10731 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:32:03 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:30:22 PM

Sorting by match % on OKC and setting location to "anywhere" to find your soul mate living in Thailand

I feel so attacked rn.

VomKriege · « **Reply #10732 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:36:47 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:30:22 PM

Sorting by match % on OKC and setting location to "anywhere" to find your soul mate living in Thailand

The % thing became a bit wonky, questions are much less prominent in the UI and when you check it turns out many people only responded to two dozens or so. Less common to be able to compare 50 or more questions. I thought it was more interesting before but I guess the commercial numbers must say the opposite.

VomKriege · « **Reply #10733 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM »

But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.

benjipwns · « **Reply #10734 on:** July 08, 2019, 01:14:12 AM »

Quote from: Kara on July 07, 2019, 03:08:41 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

what about "noodle"?

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I secretly hate anyone who doesn't get the YOU WILL REGRET THIS! meme when I reference it in text form.

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Raist · « **Reply #10735 on:** July 08, 2019, 03:50:57 AM »

Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:24:18 PM

The only way you will succeed is if you do something illegal.

Says the 14yo who dates MILFs

tiesto · « **Reply #10736 on:** July 08, 2019, 11:49:26 AM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 07, 2019, 10:22:51 PM

Quote from: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.

You can do that by choosing to pay on tinder, but paying dating apps

Ehh, I paid and I don't mind. You tend to find more serious and less flaky women as compared to the freemium apps. It all depends what you're looking for.

VomKriege · « **Reply #10737 on:** July 08, 2019, 12:07:17 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on July 08, 2019, 11:49:26 AM

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 07, 2019, 10:22:51 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.

You can do that by choosing to pay on tinder, but paying dating apps

Ehh, I paid and I don't mind. You tend to find more serious and less flaky women as compared to the freemium apps. It all depends what you're looking for.

I guess you mean a pay-only service ?
On freemium apps it doesn't really help IMHO because there's no functionality you can pay for that could overcome bad photos/profile. It's mostly for power users.

team filler · « **Reply #10738 on:** July 10, 2019, 02:17:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/oliviabradley88/status/1148958211531268099

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10739 on:** July 10, 2019, 02:51:40 PM »

Oh no lol

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