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Re: #latestagecapitalism
« Reply #2340 on: February 10, 2020, 09:12:27 PM »

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« Reply #2341 on: February 10, 2020, 09:13:41 PM »
Having to play for the Mets should act as a deterrent if anything :rodney

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« Reply #2346 on: February 12, 2020, 12:20:38 AM »
Happened upon the antics of the Belgians in the Congo.
God damn  :goty

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« Reply #2347 on: February 12, 2020, 04:50:00 PM »
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« Reply #2350 on: February 13, 2020, 07:55:39 AM »
remember to take care of yourselves, loyal employees, here are some tips from the CIA

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1227638516403843074

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1225041773535399936

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1222560630735101970

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« Reply #2351 on: February 13, 2020, 08:48:08 AM »

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« Reply #2352 on: February 13, 2020, 09:07:41 AM »
I just post about Toronto real estate.

https://www.blogto.com/real-estate-toronto/2020/02/toronto-getting-tallest-condo-building-canada/

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It's official: The long-rumoured, 95-storey-tall residential tower at the base of Yonge Street in downtown Toronto is a go. Get ready to crane those necks.

apartments ranging from 520. . . .

Prices start at "just over $800,000," according to Pinnacle, which makes sense. . . .


Over $800,000 for a studio apartment just makes sense! Twenty-five years-ago, a Torontonian could get 3 or 4 times the space (with a yard) for a third or a quarter of the price. But this makes more sense. 


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Re: #latestagecapitalism
« Reply #2355 on: February 13, 2020, 03:58:52 PM »
I must admit I'm a bit lost on what the Gwyneth "Goop" Paltrow image is supposed to add to that Twitter thread.

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« Reply #2356 on: February 13, 2020, 04:02:05 PM »
I must admit I'm a bit lost on what the Gwyneth "Goop" Paltrow image is supposed to add to that Twitter thread.

Something something white feminism, I dunno just guessing.
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« Reply #2357 on: February 13, 2020, 09:23:04 PM »

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« Reply #2358 on: February 14, 2020, 06:01:51 AM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-51498190

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An Australian court has ordered Google to identify the person behind an anonymous bad review of a dentist.

Dr Matthew Kabbabe, a teeth-whitening specialist in Melbourne, sought the order so he could sue for defamation. He claimed user CBsm 23 had damaged his business by telling others to "STAY AWAY" from a procedure criticised as "extremely awkward and uncomfortable".

The ruling forces the hand of the tech giant, which has previously defended allowing negative reviews on its site. Under the order, Google will be required to pass to Dr Kabbabe any personal details such as any names, phone numbers, location metadata and IP addresses linked to the account.

International law allows for people to seek documents from overseas parties that they need for their case.

You'd think the reviewer called them a molester, but no it seems they just criticized their procedure as a waste of time. Soon you won't even be allowed to say a bad thing about businesses without them suing your ass

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« Reply #2359 on: February 14, 2020, 02:55:43 PM »
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« Reply #2360 on: February 14, 2020, 07:28:54 PM »
where are my complimentary chicken tendies you fucking serf

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« Reply #2361 on: February 14, 2020, 07:41:30 PM »
How have we not reached the tipping point yet?
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« Reply #2362 on: February 14, 2020, 10:28:26 PM »
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« Reply #2366 on: February 15, 2020, 09:37:54 PM »
remember to take care of yourselves, loyal employees, here are some tips from the CIA

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1227638516403843074

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1225041773535399936

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1222560630735101970



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« Reply #2367 on: February 15, 2020, 09:39:17 PM »
https://twitter.com/SarahNEmerson/status/1228409113912082434

Time to level up Benji

I normally hate this kind of arty political statement but this is actually pretty bitting. 

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« Reply #2370 on: February 16, 2020, 10:14:43 AM »
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/crea-housing-january-1.5463837
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The group that represents realtors said in a release on Friday that the average price of a Canadian home that sold in January was $504,350. That's an increase of 11.2 per cent from the same month a year earlier.
Note: The places with the lowest averages have the fewest jobs (mining etc excluded). This is about twice the American average (I'm not correcting for currency because Canadians are paid in Canadian dollars, and make less than Americans, on average).

Now for the #latestagecapitalism
https://blog.remax.ca/housing-affordability-in-canada/
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62 per cent of brokers surveyed in major Canadian cities are seeing buyers priced out of their market; however, 75 per cent of brokers agree that their market is undervalued

75% of brokers surveyed in major Canadian cities (not brokers from rural Canada) say their market is undervalued?
This is a sleight of hand. 75% of the cities in their report are "undervalued." Those cities, however, have fewer than 75% of the jobs or population. Moreover, undervalued actually means "affordable," which is defined as average priced house (using old numbers) can be purchased for 32% of "2019 income estimate." The income estimates are absurdly high. It is not clear what this income estimate means, and whether it's for one, two or, three income earners. From there report:

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Emerging trends like co-ownership with friends and family have become common in hot markets such as Vancouver and Toronto, in order to overcome the hurdle of high housing prices. In regions such as Brampton, Edmonton and Ottawa, sharing a single-family home between two families, dividing the floors between them, or children seeking financial support from parents for down payments are becoming more common practices.

Be right back, just going to co-own a one $800k condo (yes, they say "single-family home" but their house values are not limited to single family homes) with another family and get the down payment from my broke elderly parents.

Another piece of deception is that the report assumes a 25% down payment. 5% is the minimum required. 20% is required if you don't want mortgage default insurance (why should banks who makes tens of billions a year take the risk). So the average house becomes affordable in Victoria if you have an income of $105k, can put $184,653 down, can then spend 31% of your income on a mortgage. Sounds undervalued/affordable to me.




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« Reply #2371 on: February 16, 2020, 10:19:28 AM »
Ya it's really crazy.  Once I graduate I will easily be in the top 10% Canadian income bracket but I really don't think I will be able to afford a home.  Only one of my graduate friends owns a place and that's because they worked in the bay area for a few years and just saved money while they were there.

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« Reply #2372 on: February 16, 2020, 02:06:42 PM »
https://twitter.com/LucasJHann/status/1228503559219613696

this tweet violated twitter rules. LEARN MORE HERE

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You mean Twitter, which already handed the account over to the corporation that did not create it, would delete a tweet by the creator? Shock!
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« Reply #2374 on: February 16, 2020, 05:21:18 PM »
Tourism I guess?


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« Reply #2376 on: February 17, 2020, 09:09:14 AM »
Tourism I guess?

Oh, they could do that I suppose. I was gonna go with slash-and-burn agriculture.
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« Reply #2378 on: February 19, 2020, 08:39:11 AM »
https://twitter.com/katiadmi/status/1228336757843738625

That's somewhat deceptive as the article is comparing apples to oranges (overall rate vs one for a subset of 22 to 27 year-old workers), but still.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-14/in-hot-u-s-jobs-market-half-of-college-grads-are-missing-out
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For the first time in decades, recent college graduates are more likely to be out of work than the population as a whole, according to the New York Federal Reserve. And for the lower-earning half of college grads, the wage premium is shrinking fast.

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More than four in 10 recent graduates are working in jobs that don’t usually require a college degree, the New York Fed says. And roughly one in eight is working in a field where typical pay is around $25,000 a year or less.

Just get a college degree.


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« Reply #2379 on: February 19, 2020, 09:02:29 AM »
https://www.scmp.com/tech/apps-social/article/3051176/chinese-government-backs-fruit-ninja-style-game-about-killing

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Chinese government backs Fruit Ninja-style game about killing viruses amid coronavirus outbreak

LMAO

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« Reply #2380 on: February 19, 2020, 09:47:18 AM »
https://www.scmp.com/tech/apps-social/article/3051176/chinese-government-backs-fruit-ninja-style-game-about-killing

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Chinese government backs Fruit Ninja-style game about killing viruses amid coronavirus outbreak

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I liked it better when they were giving out free hentai.
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« Reply #2385 on: February 24, 2020, 09:59:18 PM »
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1232130604231254017

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It’s all-too-often that people end up in a situation where their car is worth a lot less than their loan balance. This is called being “underwater” and there’s no easy solution for it. Some dealers are offering what seems to be a quick way out by telling these buyers simply to stop making the payments, as noted by a new in-depth report in The Wall Street Journal. Unsurprisingly, this works great for dealers and is horrible for everyone else.

The trend is called “kicking the trade,” as investigated in the WSJ. How it works, essentially, is the buyer is so underwater the dealer can’t make the math work for the next transaction, so the dealer tells the buyer to sign a contract for a new car, and soon after contact the lender on the old car for a voluntary repossession.

What is often not explained to the buyer is that when the bank takes the car, the bank will try to sell it to recover its own costs. If the car doesn’t sell for the remaining value of the loan, the borrower is on the hook for the balance.

A hypothetical would be good to help understand what’s going on here, so let’s consider a hypothetical buyer who comes into a dealer with a car worth $10,000 but their loan balance is $18,000. Often that is too much negative equity to roll over into the next loan. The “kicking the trade” dealer will tell the buyer to buy a new car and essentially have two car notes. The buyer will then contact the bank for their old car and inform them they will no longer be making the payments and to come take the car. When the bank executes that voluntary repo, they will send the car to the auction. If the bank only gets $10,000 for it, the bank will then come after the borrower for the remaining $8,000 balance. Usually, this person doesn’t have the cash to cover the difference and this causes a massive drop in their creditworthiness. In summary, the only party who really wins here is the dealer.

https://jalopnik.com/kicking-the-trade-is-one-of-the-worst-tactics-dealers-u-1841729449

Wow, that's even worse than the negative equity trades in I heard.

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« Reply #2386 on: February 24, 2020, 10:12:26 PM »
or you can do the ol' stop making payments and keep the car anyway  :karen
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« Reply #2387 on: February 25, 2020, 09:14:44 AM »
Imagine having your toilet hacked by Russian hackers.  :existential
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« Reply #2389 on: February 25, 2020, 02:26:42 PM »
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« Reply #2390 on: February 25, 2020, 02:31:57 PM »
Imagine having your toilet hacked by Russian hackers.  :existential

Putin having real time data on the hemorrhoids of America, too fucking far.

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« Reply #2391 on: February 25, 2020, 03:40:59 PM »
I was legitimately curious about why someone would want to 'connect their shower to wifi' but it's just some dumb app/monitoring thing.

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« Reply #2393 on: February 28, 2020, 12:01:11 AM »
I used to love Megan McArdle's comment section when she had the one blog somewhere. Lots of great sarcastic and facetious mocking. Especially when she'd write posts about things she obviously didn't understand. Then she moved or it changed over to disqus or something.

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« Reply #2394 on: February 28, 2020, 02:53:04 AM »
When you're at such a late stage of capitalism you don't even know where you are anymore :brain

https://twitter.com/AnandWrites/status/1232773322817122304


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« Reply #2395 on: February 28, 2020, 02:59:39 PM »
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« Reply #2396 on: February 28, 2020, 03:22:20 PM »


Nothing says great PR like associating fucking kids with your company.

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« Reply #2397 on: February 28, 2020, 08:15:00 PM »
Drill baby drill
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« Reply #2398 on: February 28, 2020, 09:29:08 PM »
https://twitter.com/technology/status/1233569949681147904

Using twitter to tell twitter boss that he's fired from twitter

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« Reply #2399 on: February 28, 2020, 10:04:59 PM »
I sort of glanced over some of the Wikipedia definition but "activist investor" doesn't mean "political activist" but rather "aggressive shareholder", right ?
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