Peettle - The call of nature
Introducing Peettle a fully organic and sustainable bottle with removable canisters for those times you just can't wait but need a little dignity.
CEO, EVP of Product Development and Founder Ethan Doodle says: "Once again Silicon Valley has used innovation and technology to solve a humanitarian crisis and create better working conditions."
The crisis of course is the 'explosion' in the use of bottles to store urine and other bodily fluids. A survey showed that about 4 in 10 adults have discovered a so called 'pee bottle' and 3 in 10 were disgusted by their find.
"The issue was really that 99% of the bottles suitable for doing 'the job' are transparent and the user if often close by. You don't want to be caught with your pants down so to speak and Peettle fulfills that need."
The Peettle will retail for $599 including shipping. "It's all about choice" Ethan says. As he walks us through this new exciting product. The removable cannisters come in different shapes, forms and sizes inspired by popular drinks.
Your 'delivery' will be disguised perfectly. The cannisters can be bought seperately for $99. The product itself doesn't come with the necessary cannister, Doodle explains: "You know, someone might work at Coca Cola and if we would pack-in the Pepsi model the product would be unusable for this type of consumer. Inclusivity is very important for our customer journey which is why we're not forcing you to pick a specific brand that you might boycot because it does not match with your values."
Peettle users can sign up to Peettle+ by scanning the QR code on the Peettle. "This is the most exciting part about our product. You can subscribe to our Peettle+ service and we will empty your Peettle in our organic powerfoods garden. Making sure that none of your toxic waste harms the environment. For just $49 a month this is incredible value."
Ethan had to admit that while versatile Peettle doesn't meet all needs. "The Peettle is for number 1 and for number 2 we're working on something called the Turdler", Doodle added. "You really don't want to miss out on it!"
