Author Topic: #latestagecapitalism (Read 359170 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #3000 on:** August 05, 2020, 07:38:54 AM »

Quote from: Stro on August 05, 2020, 07:15:12 AM

The unusual practice of living and working in indoor spaces

Me staying indoors to play video games on a hot summer day

Me staying indoors to work when the temperature is slightly inconvenient

Nintex · « **Reply #3001 on:** August 05, 2020, 07:40:05 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2020, 06:22:18 AM

Quote from: Nintex on August 05, 2020, 05:57:30 AM
Quote from: Atramental on August 05, 2020, 05:53:16 AM
it's fucked...

we're all so fucked...

I'm gonna become a monk

fuck everything lol
How's the crypto?
oh dude, I sold that shit a loooooong time ago. thank fuck I made back my losses.

Weren't you a graphic designer of sorts?

Time to become a CRYPTO MONK

team filler · « **Reply #3002 on:** August 06, 2020, 02:30:02 AM »

https://twitter.com/abc13houston/status/1291162141618327559

BIONIC · « **Reply #3003 on:** August 06, 2020, 02:56:26 AM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on August 05, 2020, 07:36:05 AM

Quote from: Stro on August 05, 2020, 07:15:12 AM
The unusual practice of living and working in indoor spaces

Just need a fan though, no need for AC.

You clearly never lived somewhere where 50 C is the norm during summer.

tiesto · « **Reply #3004 on:** August 06, 2020, 09:44:52 AM »

Bloomberg - Americans Aren't Making Babies, And That's Bad For The Economy

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-29/coronavirus-pandemic-americans-aren-t-making-babies-in-crisis?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3005 on:** August 06, 2020, 09:52:55 AM »

babies are dumb

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3006 on:** August 06, 2020, 10:03:41 AM »

Quote from: riotous on August 06, 2020, 09:51:27 AM

Quote from: tiesto on August 06, 2020, 09:44:52 AM
Bloomberg - Americans Aren't Making Babies, And That's Bad For The Economy

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-29/coronavirus-pandemic-americans-aren-t-making-babies-in-crisis?utm_source=pocket-newtab

This is basically why we need immigration from an economic standpoint.

Hiring immigrants to do the jobs we don't want to do. Like having sex.

Akala · « **Reply #3007 on:** August 06, 2020, 10:33:47 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/1291326892335943684

EchoRin · « **Reply #3008 on:** August 07, 2020, 03:39:46 AM »

Babies cost a fuckton of money. So that's kinda problem number 1 for morons like me.

Kara · « **Reply #3009 on:** August 07, 2020, 04:10:04 AM »

Congrats on the sex.

EchoRin · « **Reply #3010 on:** August 07, 2020, 08:20:30 AM »

Uh, well to be honest I haven't been getting any during this pandemic. So yeah I guess that would technically be problem number one

team filler · « **Reply #3011 on:** August 07, 2020, 09:32:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1291120657112145924

Kara · « **Reply #3012 on:** August 07, 2020, 09:47:03 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #3013 on:** August 08, 2020, 12:23:07 AM »

https://twitter.com/Clemson_Oculus/status/1291758858835316736

https://twitter.com/imjohnlock4life/status/1291774759198310402

team filler · « **Reply #3014 on:** August 08, 2020, 08:25:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/1292206836519563264

team filler · « **Reply #3015 on:** August 08, 2020, 09:28:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/abgutman/status/1292240782947229696

team filler · « **Reply #3016 on:** August 09, 2020, 12:46:39 AM »

https://twitter.com/TheJewishDream/status/1292246985509154822

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3017 on:** August 09, 2020, 09:59:32 AM »

tiesto · « **Reply #3018 on:** August 11, 2020, 11:35:36 AM »

Saw this for sale on FB marketplace:

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3019 on:** August 11, 2020, 12:51:23 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on August 11, 2020, 11:35:36 AM

Saw this for sale on FB marketplace:

(Image removed from quote.)

I mean....the prostitutes would be too afraid to go home with him anyways.

Nintex · « **Reply #3020 on:** August 12, 2020, 12:36:11 PM »

curly · « **Reply #3021 on:** August 12, 2020, 02:02:04 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/sparkyabraham/status/1293546193507610630

Yeti · « **Reply #3022 on:** August 13, 2020, 02:14:16 PM »

Trump being elected afterwards was the true dark epilogue

Nintex · « **Reply #3023 on:** August 13, 2020, 03:46:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/1293984290326433792

https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/1294006412931223552

shosta · « **Reply #3024 on:** August 13, 2020, 05:09:00 PM »

gamers... rise up

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3025 on:** August 13, 2020, 05:14:49 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/adernburg/status/1293688354391769089

Kara · « **Reply #3026 on:** August 13, 2020, 05:32:29 PM »

It's great to see children's books linking up with children's entertainment. Reading is fundamental!

Tripon · « **Reply #3027 on:** August 15, 2020, 12:30:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/YAN0/status/1294372391703834624

Tripon · « **Reply #3028 on:** August 24, 2020, 06:29:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/FastCompany/status/1298011741847199744

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3029 on:** September 09, 2020, 11:57:52 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/betamax3000/status/1301177589176901633

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3030 on:** September 10, 2020, 08:04:58 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3031 on:** September 10, 2020, 08:06:39 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 09, 2020, 11:57:52 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/betamax3000/status/1301177589176901633

We sacrificed an undergrad summer student once at work and we were all pretty productive for the week. Don't know if it was the dark magic or just the bonding experiance of ritual murder but it worked.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3032 on:** September 10, 2020, 08:10:27 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #3033 on:** September 10, 2020, 02:15:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1304107963771023366

team filler · « **Reply #3034 on:** September 12, 2020, 03:16:27 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3035 on:** September 20, 2020, 10:03:49 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3036 on:** September 22, 2020, 07:55:50 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #3037 on:** October 12, 2020, 06:39:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1303762089194840065

team filler · « **Reply #3038 on:** October 19, 2020, 05:21:44 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #3039 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:36:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/exxonmobil/status/1318324411146141701

team filler · « **Reply #3040 on:** October 19, 2020, 10:46:12 PM »

I prefer trump over exxon tbh

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #3041 on:** October 19, 2020, 11:17:07 PM »

petrol companies dumping a bunch of money into dems to make them as dirty as the seagulls

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3042 on:** October 21, 2020, 12:12:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/hmacbe/status/1318665204163612672

Nintex · « **Reply #3043 on:** October 23, 2020, 12:55:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1319621862154973185

In the UK over a million children are in food poverty and that's before Brexit even

team filler · « **Reply #3044 on:** October 23, 2020, 01:26:35 PM »

does the meal come with a pie?

Nintex · « **Reply #3045 on:** October 24, 2020, 01:10:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/Li4mm1/status/1319923057952235520

https://twitter.com/justinejones1/status/1319749382447747073

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3046 on:** October 24, 2020, 02:22:40 PM »

As gross as it seems on the face of it, alcohol is essential for many alcoholics who could die without it.

Nintex · « **Reply #3047 on:** October 27, 2020, 05:45:52 PM »

headwalk · « **Reply #3048 on:** December 04, 2020, 07:45:47 PM »

headwalk · « **Reply #3049 on:** December 05, 2020, 11:18:41 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #3050 on:** January 02, 2021, 02:37:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/Progrockfarmer/status/1345185604569600002

https://twitter.com/JoeEgo812/status/1345443758586933251

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3051 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:01:48 PM »

House prices in Hamilton-Burlington (Ontario) are up 25% YoY to an average $729k CDN (won't convert to USD since Canadian's make less). If you don't know how absurd that is, Hamilton is similar to Cleveland ($79,166) or Pittsburgh ($195,195) with less crime but fewer amenities.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3052 on:** January 08, 2021, 08:12:52 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3053 on:** January 09, 2021, 12:25:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/Chiquita/status/1347569588674965504

Tasty · « **Reply #3054 on:** January 09, 2021, 01:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2021, 12:25:03 PM

https://twitter.com/Chiquita/status/1347569588674965504

Honestly in terms of Twitter corporobots, that's actually pretty decent.

(If true.)

headwalk · « **Reply #3055 on:** January 09, 2021, 04:17:10 PM »

"we've changed alright? just let us sell some bananas. cunt."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3056 on:** January 09, 2021, 10:39:15 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2020, 08:10:27 AM

Nintex · « **Reply #3057 on:** January 10, 2021, 07:20:12 AM »

Tasty · « **Reply #3058 on:** January 10, 2021, 07:57:47 AM »

Isn't that basically Total Recall

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3059 on:** January 10, 2021, 09:38:37 AM »

I wouldn't mind seeing Musk be decompressed by Arnold on mars.

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