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« Reply #3180 on: March 18, 2021, 07:18:17 PM »
haha how is dutch a real language

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« Reply #3184 on: March 22, 2021, 08:09:27 PM »


Congratulations everyone kiddo's want to be corporate shills instead of Michael Cohen
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« Reply #3185 on: March 22, 2021, 10:24:19 PM »
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« Reply #3187 on: March 25, 2021, 12:21:29 AM »

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« Reply #3188 on: March 25, 2021, 09:32:32 AM »
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« Reply #3190 on: March 25, 2021, 10:43:21 AM »
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The bumbling bear is part of an effort by U.S. Cyber Command to make Russian hackers look uncool online. “We don’t want something they can put on T-shirts, we want something that’s in a PowerPoint their boss sees and he loses his shit on them,”



"What's that Comrade Gregor?"

"That's a secret weapon deployed by the Americans sir. The bumbling bear losing candy. We found it during the Capital raid"

"Is that a cyberweapon or a liberal arts project?"

"We don't know sir but they think it makes us look 'uncool'"

"Are we winning"

"Definitely sir"
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« Reply #3191 on: March 25, 2021, 11:18:54 AM »
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The bumbling bear is part of an effort by U.S. Cyber Command to make Russian hackers look uncool online. “We don’t want something they can put on T-shirts, we want something that’s in a PowerPoint their boss sees and he loses his shit on them,”

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"What's that Comrade Gregor?"

"That's a secret weapon deployed by the Americans sir. The bumbling bear losing candy. We found it during the Capital raid"

"Is that a cyberweapon or a liberal arts project?"

"We don't know sir but they think it makes us look 'uncool'"

"Are we winning"

"Definitely sir"

the scotch are working with the russians? :oreilly
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« Reply #3192 on: March 25, 2021, 12:08:36 PM »


keep on truckin' Gart!  :itagaki

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« Reply #3193 on: March 25, 2021, 12:47:21 PM »

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« Reply #3195 on: March 25, 2021, 02:47:40 PM »
"That's not pee, that's just powerade!"
"Prove it, take a sip"
"No problem at all!"


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« Reply #3196 on: March 25, 2021, 03:25:47 PM »
"That's not pee, that's just powerade!"
"Prove it, take a sip"
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« Reply #3197 on: March 25, 2021, 03:32:23 PM »
Peettle - The call of nature

Introducing Peettle a fully organic and sustainable bottle with removable canisters for those times you just can't wait but need a little dignity.
CEO, EVP of Product Development and Founder Ethan Doodle says: "Once again Silicon Valley has used innovation and technology to solve a humanitarian crisis and create better working conditions."
The crisis of course is the 'explosion' in the use of bottles to store urine and other bodily fluids. A survey showed that about 4 in 10 adults have discovered a so called 'pee bottle' and 3 in 10 were disgusted by their find.
"The issue was really that 99% of the bottles suitable for doing 'the job' are transparent and the user if often close by. You don't want to be caught with your pants down so to speak and Peettle fulfills that need."

The Peettle will retail for $599 including shipping. "It's all about choice" Ethan says. As he walks us through this new exciting product. The removable cannisters come in different shapes, forms and sizes inspired by popular drinks.
Your 'delivery' will be disguised perfectly. The cannisters can be bought seperately for $99. The product itself doesn't come with the necessary cannister, Doodle explains: "You know, someone might work at Coca Cola and if we would pack-in the Pepsi model the product would be unusable for this type of consumer. Inclusivity is very important for our customer journey which is why we're not forcing you to pick a specific brand that you might boycot because it does not match with your values."
Peettle users can sign up to Peettle+ by scanning the QR code on the Peettle. "This is the most exciting part about our product. You can subscribe to our Peettle+ service and we will empty your Peettle in our organic powerfoods garden. Making sure that none of your toxic waste harms the environment. For just $49 a month this is incredible value."

Ethan had to admit that while versatile Peettle doesn't meet all needs. "The Peettle is for number 1 and for number 2 we're working on something called the Turdler", Doodle added. "You really don't want to miss out on it!"
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« Reply #3198 on: March 25, 2021, 06:49:06 PM »
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Congratulations everyone kiddo's want to be corporate shills instead of Michael Cohen
Athlete/teacher?
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« Reply #3199 on: March 25, 2021, 11:59:35 PM »
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« Reply #3200 on: March 26, 2021, 04:54:58 AM »
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« Reply #3201 on: March 26, 2021, 07:33:33 AM »
the YTs have no business in oakland tbh  :jawalrus
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« Reply #3203 on: March 27, 2021, 10:25:32 AM »
https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1375247759414992897

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Amazon be like, we own you and your party biatch
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« Reply #3204 on: March 27, 2021, 11:20:38 AM »
Being the pettiest corporate bitches on Twitter sure is an interesting strategy.


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« Reply #3206 on: March 27, 2021, 08:05:57 PM »
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« Reply #3207 on: March 27, 2021, 08:43:50 PM »
Did Slenderman tell them to do it?

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« Reply #3209 on: March 27, 2021, 10:37:04 PM »

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« Reply #3210 on: March 27, 2021, 10:38:00 PM »
https://twitter.com/AntHella2Raw/status/1375952777453600771


he got paid $550 to take the slap from boosie  :american
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« Reply #3211 on: March 27, 2021, 10:56:45 PM »
 :nsfw
Accident my ass....

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« Reply #3213 on: April 01, 2021, 03:52:13 PM »
In the Meme-Stock Era, Even Bad Voltswagen Jokes Are Worth Billions

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You can’t blame VW for wanting a little bit of Tesla’s glamour. But its April Fools’ Day calamity shows the dangers of trying to be cool and funny.

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« Reply #3215 on: April 02, 2021, 02:27:49 AM »
In what looks to be an old gamestop location  :lol

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« Reply #3216 on: April 02, 2021, 03:50:19 AM »
In the Meme-Stock Era, Even Bad Voltswagen Jokes Are Worth Billions

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You can’t blame VW for wanting a little bit of Tesla’s glamour. But its April Fools’ Day calamity shows the dangers of trying to be cool and funny.
why is this guy  :rethread  ???

the voltswagen stuff is  8)
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« Reply #3217 on: April 02, 2021, 04:03:57 AM »


Please..kill me now

Or let me earn 1 mill by making dickpicks or something man fuck.

Yes im jealous, women will never spend this type of money lookin at guys

I doubt the gay population wants to see my ugly ass

But I need some dough man  :maf :'(
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« Reply #3218 on: April 02, 2021, 08:23:34 AM »
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Please..kill me now

Or let me earn 1 mill by making dickpicks or something man fuck.

Yes im jealous, women will never spend this type of money lookin at guys

I doubt the gay population wants to see my ugly ass

But I need some dough man  :maf :'(

That's the "cash me outside" grill! Amazing  :lol

bet her mom didn't see that coming when she dragged her ass to dr Phil  :lol

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« Reply #3219 on: April 02, 2021, 08:37:35 AM »
they got scammed  :lol
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« Reply #3220 on: April 02, 2021, 09:23:11 AM »
In the Meme-Stock Era, Even Bad Voltswagen Jokes Are Worth Billions

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You can’t blame VW for wanting a little bit of Tesla’s glamour. But its April Fools’ Day calamity shows the dangers of trying to be cool and funny.
why is this guy  :rethread  ???

the voltswagen stuff is  8)

Bloomberg blows chodes that's why. :lol

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« Reply #3221 on: April 02, 2021, 11:58:35 AM »
In the Meme-Stock Era, Even Bad Voltswagen Jokes Are Worth Billions

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You can’t blame VW for wanting a little bit of Tesla’s glamour. But its April Fools’ Day calamity shows the dangers of trying to be cool and funny.
why is this guy  :rethread  ???

the voltswagen stuff is  8)

Journalists are starting to act all superior again with Trump gone. The Washington Post threatened to dox one of the top Qanon reporters since they discovered his obviously fake name was a fake name.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AricToler/status/1377768592649895941

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« Reply #3223 on: April 06, 2021, 08:03:24 AM »
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« Reply #3224 on: April 06, 2021, 08:06:39 AM »
I'M DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY (and rich peoples kids stupid) :info
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« Reply #3225 on: April 06, 2021, 11:22:11 AM »
The pollutants come for us all one way or another.

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« Reply #3226 on: April 08, 2021, 06:58:33 PM »

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« Reply #3227 on: April 08, 2021, 08:27:33 PM »
One weird trick, her parents hate her!
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« Reply #3230 on: April 15, 2021, 03:40:46 PM »
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« Reply #3231 on: April 15, 2021, 03:56:26 PM »
join superboreland discord server for all reuters leaks  :success
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« Reply #3233 on: April 18, 2021, 07:04:13 PM »
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With the emergence of the Chia cryptocurrency, miners in China are reportedly frantically snatching up every hard drive and SSD they can find. Unlike other cryptocurrencies, you don't mine Chia with a processor, graphics card or ASIC miner. Instead, you farm Chia with storage space, which is where hard drives or SSDs come in. Chia isn't officially available for trading yet, therefore, it's too early to start hoarding hard drives or SSDs.

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/hard-drive-ssd-shortages-imminent-if-new-cryptocurrency-blooms
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« Reply #3235 on: April 20, 2021, 07:41:29 PM »
https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1384650781672939521


my team always finding new ways to embarrass the fans  :mjcry
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« Reply #3236 on: April 20, 2021, 08:14:51 PM »
WTF :lol

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« Reply #3238 on: April 20, 2021, 08:18:51 PM »
Also how many people will think that's a 420 thing :doge

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« Reply #3239 on: April 20, 2021, 08:27:11 PM »
raiders social media guy has been awful for a while now  :doge much like every other part of the organization  :stahp
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