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« Reply #1380 on: August 01, 2019, 01:54:39 AM »
It would be cool to have cyborg nipples. I have so many ideas for how you could use that.

Need to charge your phone? No need to be tethered to the wall or battery brick.

Wanna consume something discreetly and directly into your bloodstream? BOOM. You're under all the influences.

Need to dial in your stroke/69 game, pop a sata cable on there and get realtime sex tips from each others nips.

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« Reply #1381 on: August 01, 2019, 01:56:10 AM »
It would be cool to have cyborg nipples.

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« Reply #1382 on: August 01, 2019, 05:52:55 PM »
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« Reply #1383 on: August 01, 2019, 08:04:42 PM »


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With wild names like “Rhino 69,” “Black Mamba,” and “Mojo Nights,” so-called “natural” sexual enhancement supplements are a fixture behind the counters of bodegas, gas stations, corner stores, and delis across the country.

They're also at the center of a nationwide legal battle being waged by a Texas supplements company called Outlaw Laboratory.

Since 2017, Outlaw has sent legal letters to small businesses demanding they stop selling the supplements, and pay a settlement of as much as $14,000, or get sued.

And Outlaw has followed through, suing hundreds of stores, as well as several distributors, in at least six states, charging that retailers are selling dangerous and deceptively labeled “natural” sex supplements that may contain illegal pharmaceuticals that the FDA has issued public health notifications over. Outlaw is also claiming that its own sexual enhancement supplement, “TriSteel,” has been damaged by unfair competition.

“I remember seeing these products in liquor stores and just kind of didn't think anything about it,” Robert Tauler, a lawyer representing Outlaw in many of their cases, told VICE News. “But in reality it's a national criminal conspiracy taking place in front of everyone's face.”

But lawyers representing the small businesses say Outlaw’s tactics are nothing more than a shakedown of small businesses.

Lawyer Mark Poe is representing many San Diego stores and is fighting back against Outlaw with a class-action countersuit.

“As we started looking at that demand letter, it became clear to us that the demand letter itself was an instance of mail fraud,” he said. “The demand letter sets forth a number of false statements and then demands money from the stores. That's fraud. You cannot make fraudulent statements in exchange for demand of money.”

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« Reply #1384 on: August 01, 2019, 10:09:20 PM »
Has anyone in the history of the world ever bought that stuff before?
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« Reply #1385 on: August 01, 2019, 10:32:16 PM »
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« Reply #1386 on: August 02, 2019, 09:30:48 AM »
The worst is when you're at the gas station register with your sushi/tuna salad sandwich, tin of wintergreen Copenhagen, and boner pills and the mentally challenged attendant asks if you want a bag.  ::)

You're goddamned right I want a bag! jeezus
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« Reply #1387 on: August 02, 2019, 10:10:11 AM »
The worst is when you're at the gas station register with your sushi/tuna salad sandwich, tin of wintergreen Copenhagen, and boner pills and the mentally challenged attendant asks if you want a bag.  ::)

You're goddamned right I want a bag! jeezus
Yeah, an exit bag would really complete that shopping list.

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« Reply #1388 on: August 03, 2019, 01:22:39 AM »
I got an email with the following subject line:

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« Reply #1389 on: August 03, 2019, 03:27:43 AM »
It would be cool to have cyborg nipples. I have so many ideas for how you could use that.

Need to charge your phone? No need to be tethered to the wall or battery brick.

Wanna consume something discreetly and directly into your bloodstream? BOOM. You're under all the influences.

Need to dial in your stroke/69 game, pop a sata cable on there and get realtime sex tips from each others nips.
i'd take a self-cleaning cyborg bumhole with an air freshener

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« Reply #1390 on: August 03, 2019, 11:14:47 AM »
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« Reply #1391 on: August 03, 2019, 12:27:52 PM »

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« Reply #1392 on: August 03, 2019, 12:36:03 PM »
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« Reply #1394 on: August 04, 2019, 09:12:09 AM »
Oh cool I was thinking the world needed a Bernie Sanders' asshole flavored ice cream :wow
"open joyfully"  :aah

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« Reply #1395 on: August 04, 2019, 09:47:12 AM »

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« Reply #1396 on: August 04, 2019, 09:33:45 PM »
i got kicked out of a speed dating event cause i didn't pay for the tickets :fbm
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« Reply #1397 on: August 06, 2019, 07:00:11 PM »
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“Alaska? You can’t be serious.”

It was a common reaction when folks on the South and West sides heard about a job opportunity in the fish processing industry in Alaska that was being offered to people in impoverished neighborhoods, including those with criminal records.

But 15 people showed up to hear more Tuesday afternoon at 6630 South King Dr., the headquarters of Project H.O.O.D., a non-profit dedicated to uplifting the disadvantaged.

Attendees watched a 15-minute orientation video on entry-level positions in the fish processing industry.

“This is challenging work, temperatures are chilly and you’ll be working around water as you prepare fish for canning, freezing or smoking, and you’ll be standing on your feet most of the time,” the narrator says, adding that work locations can be remote — away from cities and towns.

The job description: gutting fish for at least 12 hours a day for 90 days straight — no days off. Hourly wage is $10.25 — with plenty of overtime at time and a half. Room and board will be provided for $10 a day at a dormitory type setting.

Copper River Seafood is the employer and its officials are trying to fill seasonal jobs, said Tawanna Cotten, employment director at Project H.O.O.D.

“Will we be able to go out and see things in Alaska?” asked one young person after watching the video.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2019/8/6/20757612/job-opportunity-offered-impoverished-communities-chicago-gut-fish-alaska


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« Reply #1398 on: August 07, 2019, 12:50:22 PM »
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« Reply #1399 on: August 07, 2019, 01:26:40 PM »
One more Nintendo franchise copying from MonHan, cool.

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« Reply #1400 on: August 07, 2019, 01:48:52 PM »
Indentured pokitude
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« Reply #1403 on: August 08, 2019, 09:44:11 AM »
Won't somebody please think about the  *checks notes*  people looking in gas station trash cans for bottles to return.

 :huh

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« Reply #1404 on: August 09, 2019, 11:00:44 AM »
Is anyone aware of these hyper-targeted T-shirt’s based on your Facebook profile? I have seen something like them before but didn’t really know where they came from.

https://twitter.com/davidgilbertccm/status/1159189747589189632


https://www.reddit.com/r/TargetedShirts/

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« Reply #1406 on: August 09, 2019, 11:53:53 AM »

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« Reply #1407 on: August 09, 2019, 01:20:01 PM »
The amount of money this woman makes eating food on camera  :brain


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« Reply #1408 on: August 09, 2019, 01:29:08 PM »
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The WashPost obtained an invitation to today's event, and reported: "Tickets are priced at $100,000 for a photo opportunity and lunch, and $250,000 for the package that includes the roundtable discussion."

https://www.axios.com/stephen-ross-trump-fundraiser-soulcycle-equinox-dolphins-caf49f98-8583-465e-a80c-b5910b8790c4.html

That's a lot of money to meet the Apprentice host.

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« Reply #1409 on: August 09, 2019, 03:42:37 PM »

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« Reply #1410 on: August 10, 2019, 02:14:38 AM »
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“Alaska? You can’t be serious.”

It was a common reaction when folks on the South and West sides heard about a job opportunity in the fish processing industry in Alaska that was being offered to people in impoverished neighborhoods, including those with criminal records.

But 15 people showed up to hear more Tuesday afternoon at 6630 South King Dr., the headquarters of Project H.O.O.D., a non-profit dedicated to uplifting the disadvantaged.

Attendees watched a 15-minute orientation video on entry-level positions in the fish processing industry.

“This is challenging work, temperatures are chilly and you’ll be working around water as you prepare fish for canning, freezing or smoking, and you’ll be standing on your feet most of the time,” the narrator says, adding that work locations can be remote — away from cities and towns.

The job description: gutting fish for at least 12 hours a day for 90 days straight — no days off. Hourly wage is $10.25 — with plenty of overtime at time and a half. Room and board will be provided for $10 a day at a dormitory type setting.

Copper River Seafood is the employer and its officials are trying to fill seasonal jobs, said Tawanna Cotten, employment director at Project H.O.O.D.

“Will we be able to go out and see things in Alaska?” asked one young person after watching the video.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2019/8/6/20757612/job-opportunity-offered-impoverished-communities-chicago-gut-fish-alaska

I had a friend in HS who did this during summers growing up in Washington.
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« Reply #1411 on: August 11, 2019, 01:15:14 PM »

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« Reply #1412 on: August 12, 2019, 05:22:40 PM »
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« Reply #1413 on: August 12, 2019, 06:06:27 PM »
I think the solution is to punish people who are wrong on the internet

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« Reply #1414 on: August 12, 2019, 06:52:36 PM »
Lately I've been getting ads for depression medication etc. Jokes about me being depressed aside (I'm not, and no, Google's adtech does not know better than I do), targeting people who are in a specific state of mind is extremely unethical, and could have disastrous societal consequences for the largest social networks.

In light of that, I don't think machine learning should actively guide people toward content; let people ask for things specifically. I think the recommended videos section should JUST be videos related to the one you're currently watching, not videos you might be interested in. (Look at Pornhub. Pornhub is terrible now. I just get the same videos over and over again.) Machine learning is less and less used to categorize content and more to link content you might like to your previous watching patterns. That sounds the same but it's not.

I read somewhere a few years back that Google is stuck leveraging more and more ROI out of their advertising technology relative to other parts of their business. They try to branch out a little, their investment does not go as well as they thought, and so they squeeze more ad money out, making more content "sponsored", or for instance they recently doubled the number of ads you have to watch on a video.

Every new technology ever has come with significant unintended social consequences, so, we all should figure out what they are and then actively try to manage them, not shrug our shoulders and say "that's just how it is".

But we also need new theories, and a radical change in our understanding, of social network dynamics and their constituent forces and counterforces. When YouTube had that minor controversy over machine learning helping pedophiles find (what should have been unlisted) videos of young girls trying on bathing suits, they reached their hands into the system and started uncorrelating things manually, deleting videos, blacklisting search terms. Facebook has subcontracted thousands of people in Asia to examine potential "fake news", nation-state cyberoperations, etc. on their platform and remove it as necessary, as well as modifying their internal advertising against professional provocateurs.

This is not sustainable. The deepening integration of machine learning driven social networks into the interstitial matrix of our day to day lives can't be met simply by special-casing the network by hand, and only after the effects have become serious enough to cause widespread concern or worse, a sociocultural shock the kinds of which we are only just beginning to see.

Simply disconnecting is not a choice. LinkedIn has become a professional requirement. Even if you do not "tweet", you have to hear about tweets on the news. So this is our future. Hopefully it is a manageable one.
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« Reply #1415 on: August 12, 2019, 06:59:25 PM »
if only Google used their algorithmic power for good, like helping people with their porn drift
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« Reply #1416 on: August 12, 2019, 07:50:34 PM »
The algorithm is not as advanced as people think and can easily be 'cheated'.
The search results are mostly based on the most popular search queries of all users and engagement on that content. (this is how stuff like iPhone, Brexit, Trump and yes Hitler and Nazi's get so much traction on YouTube).
For people with little to no search history this is actually the most important factor. Already popular search queries get an extra boost in all recommendations and engagement on say Nazi content is fairly high.

So if people write anti-Nazi comments or release reaction videos specifically aimed at attacking Nazi's they are simply boosting all the Nazi-related content.
In a way, punching a guy like Richard Spencer and having it go viral helps with the overall visibility of all Nazi content.
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« Reply #1417 on: August 12, 2019, 07:57:39 PM »
Saying "YouTube recommended <x>" is technically true but disingenuous; it implies to the general public the YouTube corporate brass are deliberately handpicking this stuff, when really it's an unfeeling algorithm.

That said, YouTube should be taken to task over letting some of this stuff become as big a problem as it is. Although from a different perspective, YouTube corporate *is* now making recommendations -- or rather un-recommendations.

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« Reply #1418 on: August 13, 2019, 06:49:01 AM »


This didn't help with my depression at all. False advertising.

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« Reply #1419 on: August 13, 2019, 08:28:55 AM »
It's supposed to make you depressed.
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« Reply #1420 on: August 13, 2019, 08:40:06 AM »
I think the solution is to punish people who are wrong on the internet

People who for instance claim that vaccination is bad and post videos to convince others of their idiocy pose a direct threat to the public health and should absolutely be punished.
After all, if for example you post instructions on how to create chemical weapons you will be prosecuted, as well. Or posting terrorist recruitment videos will most likely land you in jail.
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« Reply #1421 on: August 13, 2019, 09:06:45 AM »
My Youtube recs  always have at least 1 ben shapiro video in there no matter what I'm watching. I'm not even logged in.
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« Reply #1422 on: August 13, 2019, 09:45:49 AM »
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evj4qw/these-iphone-lightning-cables-will-hack-your-computer

This is genius, and I'm not sure if there'll ever be a way to clamp down on something like this without retooling how the third-party Amazon ecosystem works.

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« Reply #1423 on: August 13, 2019, 10:02:50 AM »

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« Reply #1426 on: August 13, 2019, 04:06:43 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49336553

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« Reply #1428 on: August 14, 2019, 03:32:09 AM »
Won't somebody please think about the  *checks notes*  people looking in gas station trash cans for bottles to return.

 :huh

I live in Los Angeles and let me tell you, people go through every neighborhood's trash cans looking for stuff that can be recycled. It's mostly 40-70 year old hispanic women where I live.

Saying "YouTube recommended <x>" is technically true but disingenuous; it implies to the general public the YouTube corporate brass are deliberately handpicking this stuff, when really it's an unfeeling algorithm.

That said, YouTube should be taken to task over letting some of this stuff become as big a problem as it is. Although from a different perspective, YouTube corporate *is* now making recommendations -- or rather un-recommendations.

An unfeeling algorithm written by quasi humans who may or may not have some approximation of human empathy (I've worked with enough programmers), and directed by people who almost assuredly lack for human empathy.
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« Reply #1429 on: August 14, 2019, 03:37:55 AM »
Forgot to save the tweet, but some some infosec person saying that they figured out how to defeat the facial recognition software for their "smart" apartment building thanks to the smart phone lock screen stuff. Never trust any IoT device.
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« Reply #1431 on: August 14, 2019, 12:13:14 PM »


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« Reply #1432 on: August 14, 2019, 01:27:45 PM »
He's a programmer himself and probably being facetious.

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« Reply #1433 on: August 14, 2019, 03:02:19 PM »
I've worked in Stockholm my entire life and developers/programmers here tend to be regular human beings indiscernible from the rest of the population.
I guess that happens when it's the most common job in the city.
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people working in sales on the other hand... yikes :doge
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« Reply #1434 on: August 14, 2019, 04:49:00 PM »
I mean it's Sweden, everyone's a robot.

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« Reply #1435 on: August 14, 2019, 05:14:05 PM »
I mean it's Sweden, everyone's a robot.

Mostly true, but still - regular human being robots who never ever shared their political leanings at the workplace. You can't ask for better colleagues than that.

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« Reply #1436 on: August 14, 2019, 07:44:34 PM »
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« Reply #1437 on: August 14, 2019, 11:34:26 PM »

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« Reply #1438 on: August 14, 2019, 11:48:23 PM »
WeWork's business model seems to be funnel as much VC money into the pockets of the CEO and no one else.

An unfeeling algorithm written by quasi humans who may or may not have some approximation of human empathy (I've worked with enough programmers)

lol what a crock of shit

Yeah.... one thing to point out the chauvinism in tech workplaces / culture and another to call all programmers and admins sociopath robots.

I've spent too much time in Startups with Tech Libertarians and or people who use terms like "Weaponised Autism" to describe themselves. SF Tech bros are like the Utah Mormons of that shit.
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« Reply #1439 on: August 14, 2019, 11:51:13 PM »
WeWork's finance make no sense to me. They should be hugely profitable company by now.



They're putting up huge numbers but all their other costs keep inflating in ways that don't make sense except as the world's worst business strategy. I'm going to need riotous to brainsplain this to me.
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