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An Assyrian clay tablet dating to around 2800 B.C. bears the inscription: “Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching.”

Get that Assyrian a cable news opinion show!

Tasty · « **Reply #3974 on:** January 22, 2023, 10:30:23 PM »

Assyrians had books

benjipwns · « **Reply #3975 on:** January 22, 2023, 10:38:33 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on January 22, 2023, 10:30:23 PM

Assyrians had books

Order my new novel today, it's about a young orphan boy who is really a magical chosen one, comes on 78 carved stone tablets that will be delivered over five years if no plagues or famines happen.

Nintex · « **Reply #3976 on:** January 23, 2023, 03:51:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1617330841457414144

Tasty · « **Reply #3977 on:** January 23, 2023, 03:53:52 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 23, 2023, 03:51:31 PM

https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1617330841457414144

They have a fucking "spooky room" wtf

Potato · « **Reply #3978 on:** January 23, 2023, 05:27:35 PM »

That shit was always unsustainable. Tech companies are run by man-children and staffed by Reeeeesetera types, why is anyone surprised at this shit?

Nintex · « **Reply #3979 on:** January 29, 2023, 05:38:35 AM »

https://twitter.com/WomenPostingLs/status/1619541978441715713

Nintex · « **Reply #3980 on:** January 29, 2023, 07:04:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/loffredojeremy/status/1619786795943710721

BIONIC · « **Reply #3981 on:** January 29, 2023, 07:17:38 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #3982 on:** January 29, 2023, 07:26:57 PM »

Only those with something to hide would be afraid of being held accountable for their thoughts.

Nintex · « **Reply #3983 on:** January 29, 2023, 07:36:41 PM »

I wonder how difficult it is to do a presentation at the WEF.
Got a few dystopian ideas of my own I'd like the world leaders to consider.

Nintex · « **Reply #3984 on:** February 04, 2023, 07:30:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1621885819161313281

Tasty · « **Reply #3985 on:** February 04, 2023, 07:42:55 PM »

"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message."
-Jared Leto

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3986 on:** February 04, 2023, 07:48:18 PM »

Thanks Brandon!

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3987 on:** February 06, 2023, 02:05:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1622607848025862145

Nintex · « **Reply #3988 on:** February 06, 2023, 02:27:35 PM »

Shame the start up culture at the Taliban is gone. I hear Boko Haram is looking for new talent and otherwise there's always Wagner for the high risk / high reward option.

Nintex · « **Reply #3989 on:** February 12, 2023, 02:29:58 PM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3990 on:** February 12, 2023, 03:02:50 PM »

WHY IS ONE EYE OF HIS GLASSES SQUARE AND THE OTHER CIRCULAR?

Uncle · « **Reply #3991 on:** February 12, 2023, 03:09:12 PM »

Potato · « **Reply #3992 on:** February 12, 2023, 03:22:19 PM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on February 12, 2023, 03:02:50 PM

WHY IS ONE EYE OF HIS GLASSES SQUARE AND THE OTHER CIRCULAR?

It's to help with the ritual disembowelment

Nintex · « **Reply #3993 on:** February 12, 2023, 04:13:01 PM »

We'll have to wait for the Adam Curtis documentary to find out.

*footage of a Russian ballet opera* "As the Americans were shooting down the UFO's, the Japanese elderly were killing themselves in ritual suicide all across the country. And no one knew why"

benjipwns · « **Reply #3994 on:** February 16, 2023, 11:30:33 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3995 on:** February 17, 2023, 02:59:57 PM »

Thank you Nissansan

tiesto · « **Reply #3996 on:** February 19, 2023, 12:54:00 AM »

I've been flirting with getting a new car and honestly, that ad probably did more to get me to look into the Ariya than most other car ads. Liked the music and the vibe, no annoying announcers, no shitty country music, etc. - I think the last time I vibed that much to a car ad music was Mitsubishi when they had Dirty Vegas in their ads.

Potato · « **Reply #3997 on:** February 19, 2023, 03:42:27 AM »

To be fair, this song could get me to do anything really. Some great flashbacks listening to this right now.

Edit: Plus, that clip is

Nintex · « **Reply #3998 on:** February 23, 2023, 05:59:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687961477750790

benjipwns · « **Reply #3999 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:05:21 PM »

Every time I think I've seen the worst thing ever tweeted.

Also, I really need people to watch Braveheart all the way through to the end.

Polident Hive · « **Reply #4000 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:18:36 PM »

- Guy who definitely read Dune.

For once DC benefits from its lack of cultural cachet.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4001 on:** March 01, 2023, 03:25:54 AM »

https://twitter.com/BayHomeowners/status/1629918778321694720

team filler · « **Reply #4002 on:** March 01, 2023, 03:29:04 AM »

guy should rent a house and not pay rent if he's worried about becoming homeless. endless eviction moratorium 4all!

Potato · « **Reply #4003 on:** March 01, 2023, 04:43:56 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 01, 2023, 03:25:54 AM

https://twitter.com/BayHomeowners/status/1629918778321694720

If you read that and think the owner is the bad guy...

Nintex · « **Reply #4004 on:** March 05, 2023, 09:58:48 AM »

https://twitter.com/qcapital2020/status/1632058700079693825

benjipwns · « **Reply #4005 on:** March 16, 2023, 05:14:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/1633980859576381442

BIONIC · « **Reply #4006 on:** March 16, 2023, 07:06:57 PM »

Polident Hive · « **Reply #4007 on:** March 17, 2023, 04:51:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1636737401623019522

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4008 on:** March 20, 2023, 09:08:03 PM »

Books got drm now

https://twitter.com/RiteGud/status/1637889690643603480

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4009 on:** March 22, 2023, 03:19:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/HD_Kirin/status/1638361179025477633

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I already filed my taxes

[close]

team filler · « **Reply #4010 on:** March 22, 2023, 03:23:18 PM »

I haven't filed yet

Nintex · « **Reply #4011 on:** March 25, 2023, 07:16:31 AM »

https://twitter.com/matthieurouif/status/1639296117262123010

Nintex · « **Reply #4012 on:** April 02, 2023, 07:33:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1642646338717249543'

You can't even go work at McDonalds anymore after your crypto investments crater

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #4013 on:** April 04, 2023, 07:58:06 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 25, 2023, 07:16:31 AM

https://twitter.com/matthieurouif/status/1639296117262123010

Andrew Tate never turns down a quick buck.

Nintex · « **Reply #4014 on:** April 10, 2023, 01:33:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/nicksortor/status/1645446220880412673

Now it's the bankers shooting up the banks

Nintex · « **Reply #4015 on:** April 10, 2023, 06:41:26 PM »

Drug workers

benjipwns · « **Reply #4016 on:** April 11, 2023, 01:52:27 AM »

Coax · « **Reply #4017 on:** April 11, 2023, 04:03:59 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 11, 2023, 01:52:27 AM

The triggering part is the lingering question it raises... is the camel case in the names of their email addresses their actual emails or are they mistakenly thinking case doesn't matter for the local part of emails since they're only used to third-party services like Gmail which ignore case.

Nintex · « **Reply #4018 on:** April 11, 2023, 01:03:40 PM »

Quite a weird selection of things, Trump's acting 'everything' Mick Mulvaney and George Floyd as well as the Eiffel tower.

Nintex · « **Reply #4019 on:** April 15, 2023, 03:33:02 AM »

https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD/status/1646825619412381697

The Chinese are buying Lithium from the Taliban to supply Elons battery factory

News:

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