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Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
« Reply #360 on: March 10, 2019, 12:47:55 AM »
im so hard for a tinychat room right now

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« Reply #361 on: March 22, 2019, 10:06:55 AM »
My incredibly gracious cousin and her husband asked if I could babysit tonight, so it's a quiet evening at home.

Had a couple konbini "craft beers" (YoHo Brewery) and then tucked into Templeton Rye: The Good Stuff and am definitely not regretting that.

Also, bad move to try and finish an audiobook, read the bire, and try to do some Playstation shopping at the same time. Time to put on some Fail Army and ride this out.

STEALTH UPDATE: The PS4 turned itself off while trying to load its TV & Video section. I blame the hamfisted inclusion of advertising the PS Vue app as a front-and-center, first position choice on the XMB. Get fucked, Sony.

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« Reply #362 on: March 25, 2019, 03:49:54 AM »
Ok, I made a cocktail. Pinot noir, tequila, and triple sec, on the rocks. Looking for a name.
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« Reply #363 on: March 25, 2019, 03:55:14 AM »
I found years ago that if you think you've made up a cocktail, someone already has and it's a recipe somewhere online, though yours is probably lazier:
https://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/recipedia/vineyard-margarita
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VINEYARD MARGARITA

CUISINE TYPE
Mexican

1 1/2 oz. tequila
3/4 oz. agave syrup
1/4 oz. triple sec
1 oz. pinot noir
Rosemary sprig, for garnish

STEPS
Fill cocktail shaker with ice. Pour in tequila, agave and triple sec. Shake well.
Pour into cocktail glass and top with pinot noir. Garnish with rosemary. Serve immediately.
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edit: close :doge
https://www.etgrill.com/menu/handcrafted-cocktails-wine/
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CADILLAC™
1800 reposado tequila, triple sec, sweet & sour, served on-the-rocks with a side shot of cointreau noir

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« Reply #364 on: March 25, 2019, 03:58:16 AM »
I think I found the name. It's gonna be stFuBenji, with exactly that capitalization
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« Reply #365 on: March 25, 2019, 03:59:24 AM »

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« Reply #366 on: March 25, 2019, 04:00:56 AM »
lmao
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A blue checkmark means that Liquor.com’s editors have vetted this recipe. Go on and drink with confidence!
that last part should be the tagline for the thread

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« Reply #367 on: March 26, 2019, 10:41:35 AM »
I think airport drunk is one of the best drunks
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« Reply #368 on: April 09, 2019, 05:11:38 PM »
Getting loaded on a random tuesday afternoon while playin vidya. Such is life.  :doge

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« Reply #369 on: April 18, 2019, 09:43:57 PM »
I think airport drunk is one of the best drunks

I was on a flight that had to be turned around and the oxygen masks came down and people  were freaking out.

I was just sippin on my gin and tonic, like NBD.

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« Reply #370 on: April 18, 2019, 10:26:27 PM »
They can say all they want bout my boozin, at least I'm sipping out of a glass pint bottle instead of plastic.
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« Reply #371 on: April 27, 2019, 12:48:40 AM »
I put on miles davis kind of blue on the jukebox in a country bar as a gag and the waitress got so mad she went and changed it :rofl

You owe me a dollar, bitch!
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« Reply #372 on: April 27, 2019, 12:54:19 AM »
I put on miles davis kind of blue on the jukebox in a country bar as a gag and the waitress got so mad she went and changed it :rofl

You owe me a dollar, bitch!

You know shes a real ass waitress when melancholy is a threat to her working existence. Yet she works in a bar. Such a general emotion should be as expectant as the rising sun.
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« Reply #373 on: April 27, 2019, 01:01:39 AM »
Nvm I just tried to listen to miles Davis while lit and switched to pop'y semi sad 80s music

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« Reply #374 on: April 27, 2019, 02:01:37 AM »
See if you can put this on next time shost and report back

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« Reply #375 on: May 04, 2019, 10:23:08 PM »
See if you can put this on next time shost and report back



be gone tanyas version is better

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« Reply #376 on: May 04, 2019, 11:12:04 PM »
See if you can put this on next time shost and report back



be gone tanyas version is better

Just listened and not so sure. There's an obvious sense of melody in the suggestion vs the plaintive cry
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« Reply #377 on: May 04, 2019, 11:20:29 PM »
Maybe I'm just disappointed that the first version (tanyas) i heard wasnt the original, so I'm holding on to what I know.

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« Reply #378 on: May 05, 2019, 12:21:58 AM »




my abuela knew buck owens, likes to tell me the story of how she was at a country western bar and the bartender told her, "we don't serve indians here", and how buck stood up for her and made the bartender serve her drinks  :pimp
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« Reply #379 on: May 05, 2019, 01:28:25 PM »
I made a lazy mans sidecar-lite last nice with some leftover lemonade, Cointreau and Armagnac (1/1/2 ratio). Not bad tho a little sweet.
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« Reply #380 on: May 05, 2019, 01:49:40 PM »




my abuela knew buck owens, likes to tell me the story of how she was at a country western bar and the bartender told her, "we don't serve indians here", and how buck stood up for her and made the bartender serve her drinks  :pimp

did he take her to applebees

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« Reply #381 on: May 05, 2019, 08:05:31 PM »




my abuela knew buck owens, likes to tell me the story of how she was at a country western bar and the bartender told her, "we don't serve indians here", and how buck stood up for her and made the bartender serve her drinks  :pimp

did he take her to applebees

no, but he once got off his float during a parade to say hello to her  :pimp

abuela calls it "western" instead of "country"  8)
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« Reply #382 on: May 05, 2019, 08:24:26 PM »
might have a beer now





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« Reply #383 on: May 05, 2019, 09:27:37 PM »
my abuela deserves more likes  :maf
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« Reply #384 on: May 08, 2019, 09:31:28 PM »
Friend's birthday party last night, with a 5000 yen all-you-can-eat-and-drink challenge. I drank some bamboo-served nihonshuu -- to be 100% clear, I destroyed their reserve of the stuff. None left.

I'm feeling a little slow today.

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« Reply #385 on: May 11, 2019, 12:43:32 AM »
50 dollar all you can drink?

Whats that two budlights?

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« Reply #386 on: May 11, 2019, 01:36:00 AM »
Going to Chicago this weekend and I found out Malort is a wormwood based drink. :o

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« Reply #387 on: May 11, 2019, 01:59:10 AM »
50 dollar all you can drink?

Whats that two budlights?

In this case, it was maybe about 8 of the takezake things, so about 16-go worth of nihonshuu. I held up the Scandinavian genetic reputation.

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« Reply #388 on: June 04, 2019, 10:41:15 PM »
so new amsterdam is pretty cheap, so I was like awesome cheap gin, right?

This gin is only 80 proof. I should have gotten the vodka that came with a free two liter.

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« Reply #389 on: June 06, 2019, 09:33:19 PM »

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« Reply #390 on: August 24, 2019, 03:28:22 AM »
I’m so fucking drunk and somehow I ended up alone at midnight getting a Lyft back by myself.

Was fun until this point  :-*

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« Reply #391 on: August 24, 2019, 01:32:44 PM »
Did your ride turn into faketaxi.com?

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« Reply #392 on: September 29, 2019, 12:09:17 AM »
Teo glasses deep into apple cider fortified with 4oz of brandy :lawd


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« Reply #393 on: October 01, 2019, 12:55:45 AM »


damn this shit is strong.

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« Reply #394 on: October 01, 2019, 01:01:06 AM »
I read that as "spicy niggs", thought that was a bold and inventive name for a stout
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« Reply #396 on: November 24, 2019, 11:13:40 PM »
Drank an entire 6 pack of Tripel beer and threw up and passed out in my friend's bathtub.

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« Reply #397 on: December 31, 2019, 10:02:19 PM »
How we feelin tonight brehs?

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« Reply #398 on: January 08, 2020, 11:56:56 PM »
Was out until 01:30 for a co-worker's going-away party. I'm frightened of the degree of tolerance I appear to have developed. :-/

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« Reply #399 on: May 05, 2022, 12:44:02 AM »
Y'all are cool. :heart

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« Reply #400 on: May 05, 2022, 08:27:23 PM »
Golden Week in Japan means the Tu/W/Th streak was vacation. Met peeps for BBQ last night and rolled harder than the last night of vacation supports. This morning is about cold showers and black coffee. Hopefully I can wake up enough to be productive.

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« Reply #401 on: May 05, 2022, 10:39:03 PM »
Getting drunk as a responsible adult with a job just hits way harder than any big nights I had as a teen or twenty-something...
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« Reply #402 on: May 06, 2022, 09:14:08 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

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« Reply #403 on: May 06, 2022, 09:26:43 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.

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« Reply #404 on: May 06, 2022, 09:55:00 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better
Last time I got stoned I cleaned the house. I figured it wasn't really the drug for me.
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« Reply #405 on: May 06, 2022, 09:57:38 AM »
because potatoes live in dirt, gotcha

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« Reply #406 on: May 06, 2022, 10:27:14 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.

5 weeds per booze or 5 boozes for every 1 weed?

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« Reply #407 on: May 06, 2022, 10:41:29 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.

5 weeds per booze or 5 boozes for every 1 weed?
The former.

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« Reply #408 on: May 06, 2022, 11:41:10 AM »
 :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp:yuck

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« Reply #409 on: May 07, 2022, 11:13:57 PM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

the last time i tried to drink weed i killed three people.


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« Reply #410 on: May 07, 2022, 11:42:07 PM »
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P

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« Reply #411 on: May 07, 2022, 11:51:35 PM »
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P

I'm literally doing this.

but you wouldn't understand nirvana nevermind

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« Reply #412 on: May 12, 2022, 11:18:12 PM »
Joe Molatov?!?!?!


Why don't YOU mole a toff!

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« Reply #413 on: May 13, 2022, 01:11:18 AM »
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P

I'm literally doing this.

but you wouldn't understand nirvana nevermind

Nope, I'm a baby and I enjoy emo and shoegaze.

Wait I used to be a baby then the zoomers took over, now I'm over a third-aged :existential

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« Reply #414 on: May 21, 2022, 05:15:13 AM »
Hi

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« Reply #415 on: May 25, 2022, 03:29:00 AM »
What's the deal with taking off your clothes when drunk :whatsthedeal

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« Reply #416 on: May 25, 2022, 04:30:12 AM »
Increased body temperature perception and decreased inhibition.

It's also influenced by if you're hot and think you'll get compliments.

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« Reply #417 on: June 01, 2022, 02:28:25 PM »
Man, I get so cerebral after a few dranks.

Talking all this intricate shit about everything.



it's great


or I'm just slabbering.


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« Reply #418 on: June 02, 2022, 03:24:58 PM »
Man, I get so cerebral after a few dranks.

I enjoy the smaller things after some drinks. Had a russian imperial stout and then 3 drams of whisky. Tipsy enough to fucking love baking me some eggs.

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« Reply #419 on: June 02, 2022, 03:26:31 PM »
The thing I dislike is finding burn marks all over my body days later because I didn't notice I got burnt while making this shit.