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« Reply #180 on: October 29, 2017, 12:08:28 AM »
I drink all the time and never get sick, so definitely work.  :doge

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« Reply #181 on: October 30, 2017, 11:01:44 PM »
Had some sort of stomach flu for a week+, stomach feels knotty, always nauseas and no appetite. Nothing’s seemed to help, so today trying out my dad’s old remedy of “drink a lot of alcohol and it’ll kill whatever’s bad inside”, cracked open a nice bottle of white wine and been drinking it. Dunno if it’ll work but definitely feel better atm thanks to the alcohol so  :yeshrug

Follow up - drinking did not work, got even more sick, and ended up at urgent care.

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« Reply #182 on: October 30, 2017, 11:26:46 PM »
Get well soon, Beps.

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« Reply #183 on: October 31, 2017, 03:25:38 AM »
Ye gads, Bebsy, don't do that! Get better soon! Pretend the drip IVs are a cocktail!

Depressing shit in the drunk thread

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The drunk thread is not depressing. It's called "maudlin" when we're drunk.

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« Reply #185 on: November 05, 2017, 09:34:59 PM »
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« Reply #186 on: November 10, 2017, 07:20:28 PM »
hi i am drunk

anyone wanna join in on the fun?

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« Reply #187 on: November 11, 2017, 03:22:31 PM »
Bought some blueberry ale cause I'm a pussy but I also have refined taste
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« Reply #188 on: November 11, 2017, 11:26:24 PM »


Freshly made eggnog, loads of bourbon and whipped cream 🎅🏻❄️
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« Reply #189 on: November 16, 2017, 08:21:26 PM »
Got two new bottles of scotch today: kilkerann 12 and jura superstition

The kilkerann is really nice. 

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« Reply #190 on: November 16, 2017, 08:39:34 PM »

Freshly made eggnog, loads of bourbon and whipped cream 🎅🏻❄️

never tried eggnogg, but the idea of it sounds tasty af.

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« Reply #191 on: November 16, 2017, 10:00:14 PM »
Eggnog 😍

Just bought some five minutes ago :lawd

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« Reply #192 on: November 16, 2017, 10:01:39 PM »
never had alcohol-based egg nog. What do I do? What's the best mixer, vodka?
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« Reply #193 on: November 16, 2017, 10:28:55 PM »
I would think spiced rum.

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« Reply #194 on: November 17, 2017, 10:13:53 AM »
Bought some blueberry ale cause I'm a pussy but I also have refined taste

I love blueberry ale. There is a local brewery that makes a great one. Too bad it's seasonal.
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« Reply #195 on: November 17, 2017, 10:19:49 AM »
Blueberry ale?! Where to get?!
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« Reply #196 on: November 17, 2017, 12:36:08 PM »
Bought some blueberry ale cause I'm a pussy but I also have refined taste

I love blueberry ale. There is a local brewery that makes a great one. Too bad it's seasonal.

I love how refreshing it is. Not sure if its common but they drop whole blueberries in the local drafts

Blueberry ale?! Where to get?!

I'm unsure if theres a national ale but try out one of your higher class liqour stores that are more likely to carry local beers.
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« Reply #197 on: November 17, 2017, 12:39:18 PM »
Bought some blueberry ale cause I'm a pussy but I also have refined taste

I love blueberry ale. There is a local brewery that makes a great one. Too bad it's seasonal.

I love how refreshing it is. Not sure if its common but they drop whole blueberries in the local drafts

If you do a tasting there, they will put a blueberry or 2 in the glass. They don't add them to growlers or in the bottles at the store.
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« Reply #198 on: November 17, 2017, 05:49:26 PM »
never had alcohol-based egg nog. What do I do? What's the best mixer, vodka?
It’s very easy to do

http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-homemade-eggnog-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-214298

I just use bourbon. Ymmv. The booze will murder any and all bacteria. It’s so good. 🤤
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« Reply #199 on: November 18, 2017, 07:52:43 PM »
Sobieski polish vodka all up in ma shit
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« Reply #200 on: November 18, 2017, 11:24:32 PM »
Sobieski polish vodka all up in ma shit

If I could get Leelee Sobieski all up in ma shit, I'd be drunk on life.

OT: bought and imbibed a local genshuu sake, which turned out to be way sweeter than expected, now I'll have to drink 1.8L of it on my own.

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« Reply #201 on: November 19, 2017, 10:55:37 PM »
Been stone-cold sober since Wednesday... until tonight. Sunday. Uuuuugh.

My life is Yugioh reruns. Help.

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« Reply #202 on: November 21, 2017, 08:40:23 AM »
I'm a bit lit.

So… Mila Kunis is donating monthly to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's name. There's a move by the anti-choice crowd to boycott Jim Beam. So I bought my first bottle of non-single malt whiskey. I tried The Devil's Cut, it's alright. Made me sneeze every time I drank it. As of today, it's empty, so I bought the Jim Beam Rye, and used my empty bottle to keep my bacon flat while I fried it.


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« Reply #203 on: November 21, 2017, 09:04:29 AM »
 :lol I was wondering what the hell that was under the bottle. That is a good idea though.
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« Reply #204 on: November 21, 2017, 01:07:14 PM »
started my first day off of 7 with an 11 AM bloody mary. this is going to end well
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« Reply #205 on: November 21, 2017, 07:10:19 PM »
:lol I was wondering what the hell that was under the bottle. That is a good idea though.

And now Imgur wants me to know that I could have died from an exploding bottle due to sudden temperature changes. Don't they know that bacon protects us all?

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« Reply #206 on: November 22, 2017, 07:49:27 PM »
too much gin
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« Reply #207 on: November 22, 2017, 08:10:25 PM »

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« Reply #208 on: November 24, 2017, 11:51:40 PM »
I wish we lived in a Star Trek TNG like future where we're given a liver to live out our own angst, punishing the god given liver we have to be replaced with the government provided synth liver we'll get once we balance, if we do.
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« Reply #209 on: December 04, 2017, 12:13:47 AM »
new apc grew on me

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« Reply #210 on: December 04, 2017, 01:08:56 AM »
First night in New Orleans, had some holiday drinks & ate a rabbit (tasted like chicken).

Now got a headache and forgot to pack Tylenol. First thing grabbing in the morning. Been drinking a ton of water, but I drink so rarely I get mini-hangover headaches 2 hours later, which sucks. Doing a drunk history tour tomorrow so hopefully that goes over better.

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« Reply #211 on: December 04, 2017, 02:03:52 AM »
I'm on a Gin kick lately.

Feel like I remember a thread years ago talking about underrated or rare/great gins outside of the standard hendricks

Billy R feel free to repost your list if you read this. Or anyone else that has some examples
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« Reply #212 on: December 04, 2017, 06:15:14 PM »
First night in New Orleans, had some holiday drinks & ate a rabbit (tasted like chicken).

Now got a headache and forgot to pack Tylenol. First thing grabbing in the morning. Been drinking a ton of water, but I drink so rarely I get mini-hangover headaches 2 hours later, which sucks. Doing a drunk history tour tomorrow so hopefully that goes over better.
What's a "drunk history tour"? Do they get you drunk, or is it like the show, where the host is drunk?

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« Reply #213 on: December 04, 2017, 08:13:07 PM »
When I had rabbit the consistency was like mashed potatoes. It was OK but gamey.

Venison is better.

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« Reply #214 on: December 06, 2017, 08:18:30 AM »
I think you had bad rabbit, but you're right, venison is straight-up wonderful.

My best dad-joke ever was related to deer: There was a contest to make the best deer puns available. Everyone had stupid shit like, "Oh, my deer, you have no idea!" and "Doe! I wish I'd thought of that!" and the non-sequitir, "Oh, you're all just horny" — not even an antler reference.

So I swooped in and used several puns in a retort that I've since forgotten, but one of the guys said, "You ASSHOLE. You swept up every remaining deer pun there is. How fucking selfish! You're an ass."

So I responded, "Venison, vidi, vici."

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« Reply #215 on: December 09, 2017, 11:01:47 AM »
Had a Star Wars party at a friend's place today. Watched eps IV through VII, had wayyyyy too much whisky. Found out even standard Ballantine's is quite good, and had my opinion on Jim Beam's RYE reinforced by REY.

One dude at the party was a bad drunk, he seemed to be able to pull apart anything I said as confrontational. I was trying to be a nice guest, not cause problems, but it almost seemed like the guy was going to take a poke at me. :-\ Some people can't handle having a good time.

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« Reply #216 on: December 09, 2017, 11:48:44 PM »
Rémy Martin 1738 is p nice on ice with a few slides of orange. Plus goes well with chocolate  :doge
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« Reply #217 on: December 10, 2017, 03:54:07 AM »
At Thanksgiving I was having Makers on the rocks with just a splash of soda water, and my uncle gave me some other whisky to taste out that tasted very, very similar to Makers, but had an even easier finish. I wish I could remember what it was called. Any ideas, drunk brehs?
I couldn't even tell you what Maker's flavor profile is.
Had the standard Ballantine's last night, first time for me. Very nice.
Still enjoying the fuck out of Jim Beam Rye, too.

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« Reply #218 on: December 10, 2017, 02:08:41 PM »
Ugh, my body just doesn't want to handle alcohol anymore   :-X

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« Reply #219 on: December 11, 2017, 11:42:17 AM »
At Thanksgiving I was having Makers on the rocks with just a splash of soda water, and my uncle gave me some other whisky to taste out that tasted very, very similar to Makers, but had an even easier finish. I wish I could remember what it was called. Any ideas, drunk brehs?

The older the whiskey, the smoother it is IMO. A Jameson 12 year is damn good, but the 18 year is so much better. It's getting very expensive with older whiskeys these days though.
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« Reply #220 on: December 11, 2017, 04:34:05 PM »
Can anyone rec a good Armagnac? Max I’d dole out is prob $60
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« Reply #221 on: December 16, 2017, 09:25:17 PM »
Got pretty fucked up last night. Woke up to find i had drunkenly made myself a ham and cheese sandwich and a bowl of chicken noodle soup. Devoured that shit.
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« Reply #222 on: December 16, 2017, 10:47:24 PM »
Hot Irish breakfast + whisky is great. Vodka is not a good mix for tea imo.

In other warm drinks, also a big fan of warm mulled cider & cognac/calvados
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« Reply #223 on: December 17, 2017, 02:35:17 PM »
Was not in a good state last night, sitting outside the club, friends inside and i was stuggling to keep my head up and my eyes open. Some girl came in and sat next to me, i remember showing her my stamp to get back in, she showed me her wrist but didnt see anything there, was was feeling me up and finger locked my hand like a gf would do, and she kept repeating "leave if you want" - at first i didnt know what to do, i didnt want to be rude but i didnt want to go along with it, ended up saying "come and find me upstairs", never saw her again.

Went back out and this time a dude approached me, fortunately my mates gf was there so I kept telling him "I'll be okay my sister is here", at first i thought he was being nice, but he kept pushing and asking "you have somewhere to go tonight?", my mates gf had to politely ask him to fuck off.

Didnt think i drank that much, even my mate said "ive never seen you this fucked" - i dont think i was spiked, i remember most of the night, and cant think of an opportunity as to when i could be. But man, what a weird ass night.

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« Reply #224 on: December 17, 2017, 05:16:03 PM »
Was not in a good state last night, sitting outside the club, friends inside and i was stuggling to keep my head up and my eyes open. Some girl came in and sat next to me, i remember showing her my stamp to get back in, she showed me her wrist but didnt see anything there, was was feeling me up and finger locked my hand like a gf would do, and she kept repeating "leave if you want" - at first i didnt know what to do, i didnt want to be rude but i didnt want to go along with it, ended up saying "come and find me upstairs", never saw her again.

Went back out and this time a dude approached me, fortunately my mates gf was there so I kept telling him "I'll be okay my sister is here", at first i thought he was being nice, but he kept pushing and asking "you have somewhere to go tonight?", my mates gf had to politely ask him to fuck off.

Didnt think i drank that much, even my mate said "ive never seen you this fucked" - i dont think i was spiked, i remember most of the night, and cant think of an opportunity as to when i could be. But man, what a weird ass night.

Yeah that girl dosed yo ass
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« Reply #225 on: December 21, 2017, 08:56:07 AM »
Looked at Reddit's beginner guide to whisky. I really only drink single malts, but have been enjoying simpler pleasures lately, such as Jim Beam's rye and the basic Ballantine's. Today I grabbed Evan Williams' black label whiskey, and I gotta say it's a fine drop. Caramel or brown sugary flavors — some vanilla maybe? Good stuff.

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« Reply #226 on: December 24, 2017, 10:42:40 AM »
Had the friends-and-family Christmas party yesterday. A friend who only drinks whisky arrived at the actual party start time, 13:00, and I couldn't let him drink alone… There was a lot more stuff:


Sometime around 2AM, my neighbor introduced tequila to the ongoing Jenga game - losers do a shot. This is a bad, bad idea. Never do this. Most of today was written off to Tequila Jenga losses.

Great party though.

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« Reply #227 on: December 24, 2017, 01:28:37 PM »
Catching my sisters up on Game of Thrones while getting drunk on eggnog. Will probably play some Settlers of Catan later, too.

Christmas Eve  :ohyeah

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« Reply #228 on: December 29, 2017, 11:10:41 PM »
What's drunk bores opinion on Current 93 cause I feel that's me but I also feel if I named dropped Current 93 it would be a red flag
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« Reply #229 on: January 06, 2018, 08:16:20 AM »
Had some awamori over leftover really nice party ice, feeling a buzz but more sleepy than I should at nine-freaking-thirty PM. I need to buy more of this stuff, it's straight toxin. Watched The White Queen, feeling very lucky not to be medieval British nobility.

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« Reply #230 on: January 06, 2018, 08:23:42 AM »
What's drunk bores opinion on Current 93 cause I feel that's me but I also feel if I named dropped Current 93 it would be a red flag
Current 93 is pretty great. It’s not as red flaggy as say, death in june.
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« Reply #231 on: January 12, 2018, 08:55:11 AM »
Still loving Jim Beam Rye — this is probably my favorite go-to whisky right now, until I make enough money to not care about how much Oban costs.

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« Reply #232 on: January 13, 2018, 01:21:00 AM »
When you're so drunk you break out your greatest drunk hits



Vocal House soothes all souls
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« Reply #234 on: January 13, 2018, 02:02:51 PM »
Damnit
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« Reply #235 on: January 13, 2018, 05:29:03 PM »

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« Reply #236 on: January 16, 2018, 06:53:32 PM »
This is the best forum in the world without even trying

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« Reply #237 on: January 17, 2018, 12:50:10 AM »
It's on Spotify
https://open.spotify.com/track/086ADyqatYNanWLnESMq4X

Turns out the free version of Spotify won't play it in Japan.  :-\

BUT YOU ARE CORRECT: VOCAL HOUSE SOOTHES ALL SOULS.

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« Reply #238 on: January 17, 2018, 04:16:16 AM »
Aw. I forgot that Japan is worse than Germany in this regard.

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« Reply #239 on: January 20, 2018, 11:52:35 PM »
man sometimes its like, everything you want is so far away, you don't know how to make your life work the way you want it so you try to just not thing about all this dumb shit