Author Topic: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread! (Read 46395 times)

shosta · « **Reply #300 on:** May 25, 2018, 04:13:31 PM »

he based his expectations on a bunch of viking movies

Trent Dole · « **Reply #301 on:** May 25, 2018, 06:47:51 PM »

Alcoholic Mountain Dew is on at the local supermarket for as much as it goes at WinCo so we have picked up a six of that.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #302 on:** May 25, 2018, 07:12:04 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on May 25, 2018, 06:47:51 PM

Alcoholic Mountain Dew is on at the local supermarket for as much as it goes at WinCo so we have picked up a six of that.
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I need this

Best bottled premixed vodka on the market

chronovore · « **Reply #303 on:** May 26, 2018, 09:58:25 AM »

Had a visit to a brewpub earlier. They had smoked potato salad, so I had to figure out what that was. Struggle IPA is tasty. Later, I had Elvis Juice from Brew Dog, which is pretty great. Finished with some Jamesons. I'm not blotto, but I wasn't fucking around.

shosta · « **Reply #304 on:** May 26, 2018, 04:35:48 PM »

how do you smoke a potato salad

Huff · « **Reply #305 on:** May 26, 2018, 05:24:09 PM »

With a smoker you can smoke anything

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #306 on:** May 26, 2018, 07:25:38 PM »

Drinking cold brew coffee beer.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #307 on:** May 26, 2018, 08:49:24 PM »

how does that work?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #308 on:** May 26, 2018, 09:09:51 PM »

Don't know but it had a lot of sugar cane in it. http://www.lcbo.com/lcbo/product/crazy-barrista-cold-brew-hard-coffee/553503

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #309 on:** May 26, 2018, 09:36:14 PM »

Interesting. I wonder if they just use 'cold brew' as a marketing term or if they actually brew it and mix it after cooling down the wort

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #310 on:** May 26, 2018, 09:43:12 PM »

Don't know but it tasted like pretty decent coffee with a lot of sugar.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #311 on:** May 27, 2018, 12:10:39 AM »

Don't know.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #312 on:** May 27, 2018, 12:32:52 AM »

how about now?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #313 on:** May 27, 2018, 12:59:22 AM »

Don't .

team filler · « **Reply #314 on:** May 27, 2018, 02:16:06 AM »

oh yeahhhhhhhhhh

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #315 on:** June 01, 2018, 03:23:19 AM »

drunk rn

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #316 on:** June 01, 2018, 03:34:18 AM »

btw it's way better to post itt than to drunk text ex-gfs.

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #317 on:** June 01, 2018, 04:28:47 AM »

I love everyone on the bore tbh

Brehvolution · « **Reply #318 on:** June 01, 2018, 09:00:22 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on May 25, 2018, 06:47:51 PM

Alcoholic Mountain Dew is on at the local supermarket for as much as it goes at WinCo so we have picked up a six of that.
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Hopefully, it's better than the "root beer".

Huff · « **Reply #319 on:** June 01, 2018, 09:04:52 AM »

Drunk huff came out last night

Nothing better than being camping/lake drunk

shosta · « **Reply #320 on:** August 23, 2018, 02:16:56 AM »

Cans ruin the taste of beer

Tasty · « **Reply #321 on:** August 23, 2018, 02:19:28 AM »

Drinking some pumpkin beer because it's been fucking 60 degrees here for a week and it reminded me of how much I love October.

team filler · « **Reply #322 on:** August 23, 2018, 03:07:12 AM »

bought some mead from a local honey seller. taste good, brehs.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #323 on:** August 23, 2018, 06:59:44 PM »

I just wanted to meet a couple of friends and have a beer with them. Fast forward 5 hours later and I am completely drunk and I have to be at work in 7 hours. Fucking Whiskey Sour. Why dpes it taste so good?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #324 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:44:00 PM »

Drunk time limits are the absolute worse. Thats why I couldn't be a weekday drinker. Its all or nothing.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #325 on:** August 24, 2018, 10:02:21 AM »

I left work 4 hours early because of my bad hangover, I feel like shit and just want to sleep the rest of the day.
Weekday drinking truly is the worst.

Assimilate · « **Reply #326 on:** August 24, 2018, 11:14:50 AM »

i drank just a few drinks last night and i feel like complete garbage.

I can barely drink anymore. I'm over it.

Tasty · « **Reply #327 on:** August 24, 2018, 11:27:16 AM »

I had a surprisingly bad hangover earlier this week and I haven't figured out if it was the wine or the Mike's.

Either way after that I'm sticking to beer and cocktails for the foreseeable future.

I have sharply cut down on my alcohol intake overall though.

Assimilate · « **Reply #328 on:** August 24, 2018, 11:42:01 AM »

i await the time i can say "i don't drink" to someone.

I really want to quit outright.

shosta · « **Reply #329 on:** August 24, 2018, 02:57:20 PM »

Liquor department at the store finally got some Oktoberfest

omg it's so rich

BisMarckie · « **Reply #330 on:** August 24, 2018, 03:00:24 PM »

Appropriating our beer culture

shosta · « **Reply #331 on:** August 24, 2018, 03:03:33 PM »

we're importing your products

BisMarckie · « **Reply #332 on:** August 24, 2018, 03:06:07 PM »

Sabotaging your trade war agains us from withhin.

shosta · « **Reply #333 on:** August 24, 2018, 06:07:51 PM »

I've never tried mead. It's definitely a niche thing. Honey itself is probably a rarer material than grapes. People drink wine because people make wine, and people make wine because people drink wine.

As far as marketing goes, when I think wine the stereotype is cultured drinking, and when I hear "mead" I think medieval times.

Tasty · « **Reply #334 on:** August 24, 2018, 07:12:54 PM »

Mead is great but it's not really something I'd enjoy having as a standard drink. It's like nice dessert wines in that aspect.

Bebpo · « **Reply #335 on:** August 26, 2018, 07:24:03 AM »

Bought a $100 large bottle of sake for the table at a friend’s birthday party and combined with the draft Sapporo and Tequilla, proceeded to get fucked up and drunk texted Tasty.

Was a good night. Got home at 4am and the Lyft driver told me stories of the 4 girl catfight that just happened in his car. Enjoying life

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #336 on:** August 26, 2018, 09:46:21 AM »

Mead is abundant you guys!*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

at ren fairs next to the smoked turkey legs

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chronovore · « **Reply #337 on:** August 28, 2018, 11:07:18 AM »

Honey's a little rough to come by, sure, but it's another fermented beverage with some nice variants.

Also, RenFaire outfits make almost any woman look better, and mead-goggles are far more dangerous than beer-goggles in this particular case.

shosta · « **Reply #338 on:** October 07, 2018, 04:16:28 AM »

Thinking of Kara while I drink my second sazerac and let the warm oblivion wash over me

shosta · « **Reply #339 on:** October 07, 2018, 04:34:39 AM »

Uh oh, bartender's bringing me water!

Kara · « **Reply #340 on:** October 07, 2018, 05:18:47 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 07, 2018, 04:16:28 AM

Thinking of Kara while I drink my second sazerac and let the warm oblivion wash over me

<3

Nintex · « **Reply #341 on:** October 07, 2018, 01:45:54 PM »

Something to try next time you people are drunk.
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1048987632754155520

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #342 on:** October 12, 2018, 08:10:58 PM »

Sipping on vodka and coke zero. First hit of booze for months and months. Godbless America.

Assimilate · « **Reply #343 on:** October 12, 2018, 08:15:21 PM »

Hendrick Gin is my favorite drink. I can drink it with a slice of cucumber straight. I love it but it's fucking insanely expensive here. First, bars normally don't have it. Second, if you buy it at a speciality liquor store It will cost around 80-90 dollars (u.s dollars) for a 750ml bottle. Insanity.

shosta · « **Reply #344 on:** October 21, 2018, 05:37:37 AM »

cranberry and e & j

Bebpo · « **Reply #345 on:** November 11, 2018, 03:27:02 AM »

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chronovore · « **Reply #346 on:** November 12, 2018, 09:22:55 AM »

Thought about today: as I said to Herr Gundam, (a) going to work (b) on Monday and (c) it's raining. Rough start, but by the end of the day, I realized I'd been quite proactive and productive, so instead of Sober Monday, I decided to have a tipple of the Okinawan awamori a friend brought back for me, which prompted my cousin here to open a lovely bottle of junmaiginjo nihonshu that really got us going. Great night.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #347 on:** December 22, 2018, 06:56:34 PM »

Ran out of fucking drugs. My drug of choice is sitting in customs for the past six days. So what do I do? Buy what americans love the most. Legal and hits you just as fast. Just sucked down half a pint of vodka in 30mins. Fuuuuck me. Time to slow it up

Tasty · « **Reply #348 on:** December 22, 2018, 08:26:36 PM »

You're letting them win breh.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #349 on:** December 22, 2018, 08:35:50 PM »

I cannot deal with my mind otherwise :'(

Its straight poison for sure though

Tasty · « **Reply #350 on:** December 22, 2018, 08:46:49 PM »

I getcha. It's what I reach for when I'm out too.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #351 on:** December 22, 2018, 08:49:10 PM »

It does shit for my personality though that DMT and Mescaline does not. This chemical codependence sucks. How to be a complete person without it. Soon to be explored.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #352 on:** March 07, 2019, 11:35:07 PM »

Thirsty Thursday bitches

God damn my local bar pours strong

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #353 on:** March 08, 2019, 09:41:27 AM »

Hangover

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #354 on:** March 08, 2019, 04:34:24 PM »

I love how the anti-depression medicine make even a single strong beer hit like a motherfucker. Them barley wines.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #355 on:** March 09, 2019, 08:15:24 PM »

catscatscats are you the cat person

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #356 on:** March 09, 2019, 08:25:17 PM »

Uh to answer that I would have to know what you mean by the cat person

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #357 on:** March 09, 2019, 08:46:24 PM »

the dude with the cat

chronovore · « **Reply #358 on:** March 09, 2019, 08:52:00 PM »

I feel like I'm watching an interaction from that old TAXI tv show.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #359 on:** March 09, 2019, 11:40:34 PM »

Alcohol tolerance can fuck right off

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