Author Topic: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread! (Read 59662 times)

Let's Cyber · « **on:** May 14, 2017, 02:33:40 AM »

I'm drunk an d want to chat.

Chat with me brehs. Heavy shit about life and shit

Rufus · « **Reply #1 on:** May 14, 2017, 06:08:18 AM »

Phew, you were left hanging pretty hard, huh?

Also, yes, there is a drunk thread. I forget what it's called. Atra started it, I think. No reason to not have another, though.

chronovore · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2017, 06:53:39 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 14, 2017, 06:11:00 AM

I wish I could be there drunk in spirit.

I always consider you drunk in spirit.

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #3 on:** May 14, 2017, 09:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 14, 2017, 06:08:18 AM

Phew, you were left hanging pretty hard, huh?

I passed out like 20 mins after I made the thread so no hard feelings.

toku · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2017, 10:23:38 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2017, 10:51:07 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2017, 12:24:31 AM »

Syph · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2017, 03:49:31 AM »

so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp

chronovore · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2017, 05:59:07 AM »

Quote from: Syph on May 15, 2017, 03:49:31 AM

so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp

It's horrible no matter what you do. Koreans will drink it straight or over ice, or even dump a shot into their beer. Yucky.

Syph · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2017, 10:14:14 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on May 15, 2017, 05:59:07 AM

Quote from: Syph on May 15, 2017, 03:49:31 AM
so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp

It's horrible no matter what you do. Koreans will drink it straight or over ice, or even dump a shot into their beer. Yucky.

Yea my friend mentioned the last option and I thought he was joking lol

Valkyrie · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2017, 12:45:31 PM »

I dunno how to drunk post.

Send 🦆pics.

etiolate · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2017, 12:53:44 PM »

All the double entendres at once.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #12 on:** May 18, 2017, 01:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 18, 2017, 12:46:32 PM

Quote from: butt on May 18, 2017, 12:45:31 PM
Send 🦆pics.

no

Please don't hate on big ducks.

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I'm halfway sorry for shitposting.

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Atramental · « **Reply #13 on:** May 18, 2017, 01:38:05 PM »

geoduck.jpeg

toku · « **Reply #14 on:** May 18, 2017, 02:37:57 PM »

Valkyrie · « **Reply #15 on:** May 18, 2017, 04:28:30 PM »

Passed out and woke up only 3,5 hours later. Sleeeeepy.

chronovore · « **Reply #16 on:** May 18, 2017, 07:18:03 PM »

Quote from: butt on May 18, 2017, 04:28:30 PM

Passed out and woke up only 3,5 hours later. Sleeeeepy.

I can't sleep for shit after a real drunk-on, either. $:-\$

railGUN · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2017, 09:29:12 PM »

Currently drinking this, neat. See you soon?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2017, 09:33:11 PM »

Canadian whisky is not good

railGUN · « **Reply #19 on:** May 18, 2017, 09:42:16 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 18, 2017, 09:33:11 PM

Canadian whisky is not good

Correct, it's fantastic.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** May 18, 2017, 10:02:06 PM »

Maybe to the homeless.

railGUN · « **Reply #21 on:** May 18, 2017, 10:03:53 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 18, 2017, 10:02:06 PM

Maybe to the homeless.

And so what do you recommend?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** May 18, 2017, 10:08:09 PM »

dunno

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #23 on:** May 18, 2017, 10:46:14 PM »

I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf

railGUN · « **Reply #24 on:** May 18, 2017, 11:02:36 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on May 18, 2017, 10:46:14 PM

I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf

Okay, so what would you recommend?

Huff · « **Reply #25 on:** May 18, 2017, 11:12:13 PM »

Have you heard of black velvet? Really top tier

Huff · « **Reply #26 on:** May 18, 2017, 11:14:40 PM »

The plastic bottles really adds to the mystique

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #27 on:** May 18, 2017, 11:30:58 PM »

Quote from: railGUN on May 18, 2017, 11:02:36 PM

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on May 18, 2017, 10:46:14 PM
I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf

Okay, so what would you recommend?

I dunno I guess animal urine?

What's the top shelf canadian whiskey I'm missing? Canadian mist? Canadian club? Crown royal? I'd rather drink evan williams or wild turkey any day tbh

AND SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY DYING TO TELL US, WHAT WHISKEY WOULD YOU RECOMMEND, YOU SNOWFLAKE-ASS C(AN)UCK?!

railGUN · « **Reply #28 on:** May 18, 2017, 11:37:07 PM »

I mean, Crown Royal Northern Harvest won some big awards last year (and it's delicious but expensive), Canadian Club has different kinds, I like their small batch. That Dark Horse is really good, albeit quite strong. I don't really pay attention to where it is on the shelf, I'm just looking for whiskey that tastes good, neat.

I fucking love cheap scotch/whiskey blends too, like Cutty Sark. Tastes good and gets me lit.

you came in here telling me what I'm drinking is shit, so I asked what you drink.

I'm starting to think you're not even drunk!

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2017, 11:42:27 PM »

I feel you, and let us not stray from the topic - it's a drunk thread, not a be a meaniehead about regional alcohol thread - cutty sark is clearly great bad whiskey, and i am drunk

i also feel bad about putting club on that list tbh, great cheap whiskey but ur boy gotta get his shots (geddit) in

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2017, 12:00:27 AM »

I had some Laphroaig QC tonight

chronovore · « **Reply #31 on:** May 19, 2017, 01:26:16 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 19, 2017, 12:00:27 AM

I had some Laphroaig QC tonight

:dap

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2017, 11:11:31 PM »

Drinking a few 9.2% ABV IPAs on a Tuesday night because why the fuck not.

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belated birthday and off tomorrow anyway

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chronovore · « **Reply #33 on:** May 31, 2017, 12:15:38 AM »

Quote from: Let's Cyber on May 30, 2017, 11:11:31 PM

Drinking a few 9.2% ABV IPAs on a Tuesday night because why the fuck not.

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belated birthday and off tomorrow anyway
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Tasty · « **Reply #34 on:** May 31, 2017, 11:25:29 PM »

WTF is this shit

Tasty · « **Reply #35 on:** May 31, 2017, 11:26:36 PM »

I'm a nerd

So like

I track shit

And one of the things I track is

like ummm

this

so yeah

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** May 31, 2017, 11:33:18 PM »

That's way way too much.

https://patient.info/health/recommended-safe-limits-of-alcohol

Tasty · « **Reply #37 on:** May 31, 2017, 11:35:10 PM »

OK Mr. Doctor

Yeah no shit

Tasty · « **Reply #38 on:** May 31, 2017, 11:35:49 PM »

The pathetic thing is I'm tracking better than I was in 2016

So

Bright spots?

Tasty · « **Reply #39 on:** June 01, 2017, 12:07:34 AM »

That chart's out of date

#7

Tasty · « **Reply #40 on:** June 01, 2017, 12:15:13 AM »

Ain't you guys happy to have my Nintendo-loving, alcoholic, abrasive ass back with y'all?

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2017, 12:33:37 AM »

"the heaviest drinkers are of greatly disproportionate importance to the sales and profitability of the alcoholic-beverage industry," he writes. "If the top decile somehow could be induced to curb their consumption level to that of the next lower group (the ninth decile), then total ethanol sales would fall by 60 percent."

save the economy brehs

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For males, regularly having more than 15 drinks per week means one very likely has an alcohol problem.

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toku · « **Reply #42 on:** June 01, 2017, 12:44:56 AM »

i am baby

thisismyusername · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2017, 12:56:23 AM »

Please tell me the 32 a week is shots and not actual glasses.

Tasty · « **Reply #44 on:** June 01, 2017, 01:55:11 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 01, 2017, 12:56:23 AM

Please tell me the 32 a week is shots and not actual glasses.

Mostly glasses of wine, glasses of jack and coke, and cans of beer-like swill.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #45 on:** June 01, 2017, 04:43:07 AM »

Reading shit like that makes me wonder if I'm either #blessed by my metabolism or I'm just a way more dedicated alcoholic

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #46 on:** June 01, 2017, 12:37:13 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 31, 2017, 11:26:36 PM

I'm a nerd

So like

I track shit

And one of the things I track is

like ummm

this

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so yeah

I thought this was the relationship thread at first.

Rufus · « **Reply #47 on:** June 01, 2017, 12:42:08 PM »

I can appreciate a good chart, but isn't that one kind of useless if you don't take actual alcohol content into account?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #48 on:** June 01, 2017, 01:25:15 PM »

It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

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Unless you skipped dinner.

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Valkyrie · « **Reply #49 on:** June 01, 2017, 01:57:19 PM »

Thought it was a masturbation tracker.

Tasty · « **Reply #50 on:** June 01, 2017, 03:56:55 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on June 01, 2017, 01:25:15 PM

It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

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Unless you skipped dinner.
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Basically, yes.

It's not like I'm pounding eight drinks in two hours or whatever.

Tasty · « **Reply #51 on:** June 01, 2017, 03:57:09 PM »

Quote from: butt on June 01, 2017, 01:57:19 PM

Thought it was a masturbation tracker.

It'd probably be similar in numbers.

Rufus · « **Reply #52 on:** June 01, 2017, 04:48:11 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 01, 2017, 03:56:55 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on June 01, 2017, 01:25:15 PM
It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

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Unless you skipped dinner.
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Basically, yes.

It's not like I'm pounding eight drinks in two hours or whatever.

Nitpicking a spreadsheet is such a painfully German thing to be doing, but a glass of wine isn't the same as a glass of hard liquour, everything else being equal. You should at least track what you drink, that way you can estimate.

Or bring a measuring cup to the bar, do this properly.

Huff · « **Reply #53 on:** June 01, 2017, 05:51:44 PM »

Drinks per day? Your what 23-24ish now?

Nothing wrong with doing that now while you can.

Huff · « **Reply #54 on:** June 01, 2017, 05:53:58 PM »

Hangovers now after drinking hard put me into a 2-3 day zombie status

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #55 on:** June 01, 2017, 10:54:53 PM »

I have been drunk for a solid 48 hours now

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #56 on:** June 01, 2017, 10:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on June 01, 2017, 06:27:28 PM

Few things are weirder than the first time you wake up the day after you were really hungover and realize you're still hungover.

also this isn't weird at all w/e tho

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #57 on:** June 10, 2017, 03:26:47 AM »

im drunk af

Valkyrie · « **Reply #58 on:** June 10, 2017, 03:45:13 AM »

Nice. What did you drink? I was thinking of sippin' some in a few hours.

Huff · « **Reply #59 on:** June 10, 2017, 07:37:32 AM »

Maybe shouldn't have gotten blitzed last night. Still in bed and neee to be at work in 20 min

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Author Topic: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread! (Read 59662 times)