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« Reply #360 on: May 05, 2019, 09:27:37 PM »
my abuela deserves more likes  :maf
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« Reply #361 on: May 08, 2019, 09:31:28 PM »
Friend's birthday party last night, with a 5000 yen all-you-can-eat-and-drink challenge. I drank some bamboo-served nihonshuu -- to be 100% clear, I destroyed their reserve of the stuff. None left.

I'm feeling a little slow today.

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« Reply #362 on: May 11, 2019, 12:43:32 AM »
50 dollar all you can drink?

Whats that two budlights?

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« Reply #363 on: May 11, 2019, 01:36:00 AM »
Going to Chicago this weekend and I found out Malort is a wormwood based drink. :o

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« Reply #364 on: May 11, 2019, 01:59:10 AM »
50 dollar all you can drink?

Whats that two budlights?

In this case, it was maybe about 8 of the takezake things, so about 16-go worth of nihonshuu. I held up the Scandinavian genetic reputation.

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« Reply #365 on: June 04, 2019, 10:41:15 PM »
so new amsterdam is pretty cheap, so I was like awesome cheap gin, right?

This gin is only 80 proof. I should have gotten the vodka that came with a free two liter.

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« Reply #366 on: June 06, 2019, 09:33:19 PM »

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« Reply #367 on: August 24, 2019, 03:28:22 AM »
I’m so fucking drunk and somehow I ended up alone at midnight getting a Lyft back by myself.

Was fun until this point  :-*

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« Reply #368 on: August 24, 2019, 01:32:44 PM »
Did your ride turn into faketaxi.com?

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« Reply #369 on: September 29, 2019, 12:09:17 AM »
Teo glasses deep into apple cider fortified with 4oz of brandy :lawd


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« Reply #370 on: October 01, 2019, 12:55:45 AM »


damn this shit is strong.

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« Reply #372 on: November 24, 2019, 11:13:40 PM »
Drank an entire 6 pack of Tripel beer and threw up and passed out in my friend's bathtub.

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« Reply #373 on: December 31, 2019, 10:02:19 PM »
How we feelin tonight brehs?

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« Reply #374 on: January 08, 2020, 11:56:56 PM »
Was out until 01:30 for a co-worker's going-away party. I'm frightened of the degree of tolerance I appear to have developed. :-/

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« Reply #375 on: May 05, 2022, 12:44:02 AM »
Y'all are cool. :heart

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« Reply #376 on: May 05, 2022, 08:27:23 PM »
Golden Week in Japan means the Tu/W/Th streak was vacation. Met peeps for BBQ last night and rolled harder than the last night of vacation supports. This morning is about cold showers and black coffee. Hopefully I can wake up enough to be productive.

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« Reply #377 on: May 05, 2022, 10:39:03 PM »
Getting drunk as a responsible adult with a job just hits way harder than any big nights I had as a teen or twenty-something...
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« Reply #378 on: May 06, 2022, 09:14:08 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

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« Reply #379 on: May 06, 2022, 09:26:43 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.

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« Reply #380 on: May 06, 2022, 09:55:00 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better
Last time I got stoned I cleaned the house. I figured it wasn't really the drug for me.
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« Reply #381 on: May 06, 2022, 09:57:38 AM »
because potatoes live in dirt, gotcha

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« Reply #382 on: May 06, 2022, 10:27:14 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.

5 weeds per booze or 5 boozes for every 1 weed?

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« Reply #383 on: May 06, 2022, 10:41:29 AM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

My ratio these days is probably 5:1 on that. But variety is cool sometimes.

5 weeds per booze or 5 boozes for every 1 weed?
The former.

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« Reply #384 on: May 06, 2022, 11:41:10 AM »
 :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp:yuck

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« Reply #385 on: May 07, 2022, 11:13:57 PM »
You guys should try weed it's like booze but better

the last time i tried to drink weed i killed three people.


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« Reply #386 on: May 07, 2022, 11:42:07 PM »
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P

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« Reply #387 on: May 07, 2022, 11:51:35 PM »
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P

I'm literally doing this.

but you wouldn't understand nirvana nevermind

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Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
« Reply #388 on: May 12, 2022, 11:18:12 PM »
Joe Molatov?!?!?!


Why don't YOU mole a toff!

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« Reply #389 on: May 13, 2022, 01:11:18 AM »
I've realized alcohol is useful like defragmenting a harddrive. When I get drunk I tend to get super nostalgic, reliving old songs/YouTube vids/movies/AMVs, and I think it's important to remind yourself of who you are once in a while...

Maybe I'm too drunk to make this point correctly. :P

I'm literally doing this.

but you wouldn't understand nirvana nevermind

Nope, I'm a baby and I enjoy emo and shoegaze.

Wait I used to be a baby then the zoomers took over, now I'm over a third-aged :existential

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« Reply #390 on: May 21, 2022, 05:15:13 AM »
Hi

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« Reply #391 on: May 25, 2022, 03:29:00 AM »
What's the deal with taking off your clothes when drunk :whatsthedeal

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« Reply #392 on: May 25, 2022, 04:30:12 AM »
Increased body temperature perception and decreased inhibition.

It's also influenced by if you're hot and think you'll get compliments.

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« Reply #393 on: June 01, 2022, 02:28:25 PM »
Man, I get so cerebral after a few dranks.

Talking all this intricate shit about everything.



it's great


or I'm just slabbering.


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« Reply #394 on: June 02, 2022, 03:24:58 PM »
Man, I get so cerebral after a few dranks.

I enjoy the smaller things after some drinks. Had a russian imperial stout and then 3 drams of whisky. Tipsy enough to fucking love baking me some eggs.

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« Reply #395 on: June 02, 2022, 03:26:31 PM »
The thing I dislike is finding burn marks all over my body days later because I didn't notice I got burnt while making this shit.

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« Reply #396 on: June 05, 2022, 02:23:46 AM »
Not actually drunk, but it is officially winter and I got the fire pit going with beer, sausages and marshmallows.


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« Reply #397 on: June 05, 2022, 04:02:14 AM »
I fucking love fire bro

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« Reply #398 on: June 05, 2022, 07:05:15 AM »
Burning shit is good fun
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« Reply #399 on: June 05, 2022, 08:54:36 AM »
when can i visit potatoe

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« Reply #400 on: June 05, 2022, 03:48:30 PM »
Just hit me up if you're in the country. Don't murder me though.
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« Reply #401 on: June 05, 2022, 04:55:21 PM »
Just hit me up if you're in the country. Don't murder me though.



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« Reply #402 on: June 05, 2022, 05:49:09 PM »
If you do murder me, at least make something delicious with my corpse.
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« Reply #403 on: June 05, 2022, 05:57:00 PM »
He'll make pop pop with your corpse.

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« Reply #404 on: June 05, 2022, 06:28:42 PM »
He'll make pop pop with your corpse.

The fact that you call it that tells me that you’re not mature enough to post on this forum.

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« Reply #405 on: June 05, 2022, 07:33:25 PM »
Hot potatoe water

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Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
« Reply #406 on: June 08, 2022, 06:44:24 PM »
Who wants to come to my wedding?

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« Reply #407 on: June 08, 2022, 07:27:23 PM »
Who wants to come to my wedding?

ASL?

Err, time and place?

Who's the groom?

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« Reply #408 on: July 03, 2022, 01:36:30 PM »
Put "whisky for a housewarming" into google. First thing that popped up was some shit site recommending Johnny Walker stuff.

Fuck off.

Should be able to get a nice 18 year old malt whisky with a budget of around 100 euros.

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« Reply #409 on: July 03, 2022, 02:41:56 PM »
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« Reply #410 on: July 04, 2022, 08:36:33 AM »
You better get some bottles from the batch you like then. Since each batch has a different profile.

Got a Glen Scotia single batch bottle a while back. It's really good and it's a shame I most likely won't find another bottle. (Unless you're willing to pay collectors prices.)

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« Reply #411 on: July 09, 2022, 09:02:52 AM »
Ended up getting a bottle of Ardbeg Uigeadail for myself...

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Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
« Reply #412 on: August 25, 2022, 11:20:03 AM »
When we were young
Oh-oh, we did enough
When it got cold
Ooh-ooh, we bundled up
I can't be told
Ah-ah it can't be done
It's better to feel pain, than nothing at all
The opposite of love's indifference
So pay attention now
I'm standing on your porch screaming out
And I won't leave until you come downstairs
So keep your head up, keep your love

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Re: Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!
« Reply #413 on: August 25, 2022, 04:56:34 PM »
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=48441.0

This was a Drunk Thread™, for the reccord