Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[Tasty]

I still don't understand.

Edit- Oh because the headset is white?

Wow.

Hilarious.

[ToxicAdam]

How is Palmer Luckey "alt-right"? Because he's a younger Republican?

[etiolate]

Because he's not left

[agrajag]

I still don't understand.

Edit- Oh because the headset is white?

Wow.

Hilarious.

if thing is white, it must be alt-right

[Rufus]

Because he funded a 'meme magic' thing.

[Joe Molotov]

How is Palmer Luckey "alt-right"? Because he's a younger Republican?

Worse, he's anime fan.

[etiolate]

He also has a girlfriend. Only alt-righters actually date and force women into the indignity of pleasing a man. True progressives worship women from afar, asking absolutely nothing from them and hanging out in forums where there's absolutely no women that they could possibly offend unless they end up grabbing some ass and have to ban the one girl who speaks up.

[Brehvolution]

Can't we just give Weinstein $25M to go away for 4 months and then invite him back on Maddow to talk about right wing lies?

[seagrams hotsauce]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251688965&postcount=506

Oh FUCK ME, this can't be real.

Ugh. Léon is legit my favourite movie. Well, not anymore. Fuck off Besson you fucking creep.

Leon is my favorite movie, but I can't believe the old guy who made a movie about an old guy wanting to bang a young girl would go out and bang a young girl!

[thisismyusername]

Can we just say fuck Ben Affleck for trying to decry that movie head, but not throwing his brother under the bus as well?

Motherfucker wants to use his daughters as a shield of morality when he didn't clean house when his brother has allegations of sexual assault as well.

[WanderingWind]

Yeah, seriously. I don't really blame Affleck for not speaking up, because just like the women being assaulted, he had everything to lose. But the rest of that shit, the groping, the sticking up for Casey and the response to McGowan? Bullshit and fucked up.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251688965&postcount=506

Oh FUCK ME, this can't be real.

Ugh. Léon is legit my favourite movie. Well, not anymore. Fuck off Besson you fucking creep.

Leon is my favorite movie, but I can't believe the old guy who made a movie about an old guy wanting to bang a young girl would go out and bang a young girl!

Also it's not like his wedding with Maïwenn or his later relationship with Milla Jovovich were secret.

Plus as you said, Léon is kinda creepy on its face even without outside context.

[Tasty]

Can we just say fuck Ben Affleck for trying to decry that movie head, but not throwing his brother under the bus as well?

Motherfucker wants to use his daughters as a shield of morality when he didn't clean house when his brother has allegations of sexual assault as well.

I mean one's a fat old creep he only met as an adult and the other is his literal brother. I can see why he wouldn't want to throw him under the bus.

Not saying it's right, but blood is thicker etc.

Also wasn't all the Casey shit from like 15 years ago? Compared to the Weinstein recording which was 2015 (and probably has more instances after that.)

Edit- Got him confused with a different scumbag, apologies. But the Weinstein stuff is way more recent and also in far greater quantity.

[Jenkem]

I'll take it in Icelandic and answer in Arabic, while driving on the Nürburgring Nordschleife at a minimum average speed of 100 mph, in the rain, and Steve Bannon can be in the passenger seat dosed on Meth and PCP holding a combat knife, while The Art of the Deal narrated by Gilbert Gottfried plays on the radio at 120 dB and I recite the screenplay to A Clockwork Orange in character. While receiving road head and being tickled. After five days of sleep deprivation and fasting, and my wisdom teeth removed one hour prior without anesthesia.

Go home. We'll praise you and give you lots of ice cream. Promise.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251559665&postcount=125

[Raist]

So, remember that cop who violently arrested a nurse because she followed the law and refused to draw blood from an unconscious car accident victim? And how, according to GAF, of course nothing will happen to him because police state something patriarchy something?

Well, the cop got his ass fired. Ditto for his part-time paramedic job as well for good measure.

I'm just GAF is happy now, and will admit they were wrong!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Of fucking course not

Nurse was white. Not surprised in the least they acted.

If the victim had been a minority? Then I'd be shocked.

While this is great news, I wish more officers that committed offenses far worse than this to PoC were fired too, instead of getting transfers or paid vacations.

Well, she's not a minority so...

The person he attacked was the perfect victim. Wasn't committing any crime, it was on video, she's a nurse and most importantly, she is white.

[close]

[Great Rumbler]

I'll take it in Icelandic and answer in Arabic, while driving on the Nürburgring Nordschleife at a minimum average speed of 100 mph, in the rain, and Steve Bannon can be in the passenger seat dosed on Meth and PCP holding a combat knife, while The Art of the Deal narrated by Gilbert Gottfried plays on the radio at 120 dB and I recite the screenplay to A Clockwork Orange in character. While receiving road head and being tickled. After five days of sleep deprivation and fasting, and my wisdom teeth removed one hour prior without anesthesia.

Go home. We'll praise you and give you lots of ice cream. Promise.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251559665&postcount=125

 

[Raist]

I'll take it in Icelandic and answer in Arabic, while driving on the Nürburgring Nordschleife at a minimum average speed of 100 mph, in the rain, and Steve Bannon can be in the passenger seat dosed on Meth and PCP holding a combat knife, while The Art of the Deal narrated by Gilbert Gottfried plays on the radio at 120 dB and I recite the screenplay to A Clockwork Orange in character. While receiving road head and being tickled. After five days of sleep deprivation and fasting, and my wisdom teeth removed one hour prior without anesthesia.

Go home. We'll praise you and give you lots of ice cream. Promise.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251559665&postcount=125

Steve Bannon can be in the passenger seat [...] I recite the screenplay to A Clockwork Orange in character. While receiving road head and being tickled.

[Raist]

I woudn't be shocked if Affleck had a few skeletons in his closet

[curly]

ben affleck fuck off

[thisismyusername]

Can we just say fuck Ben Affleck for trying to decry that movie head, but not throwing his brother under the bus as well?

Motherfucker wants to use his daughters as a shield of morality when he didn't clean house when his brother has allegations of sexual assault as well.

Oh fuck off with that. As if you wouldn't stand by your family no matter what. Let's see you ruin your blood brother's career you cur.

1) I don't have a brother, nice try.
2) If you're using your own daughters, as a "we should do better" defense when your own brother pulls the same shit you're defending someone else under? Nope, I'd be throwing my (imaginary) brother under the bus as well. (Good article, read it)

Fuck the Affleck's. Bunch of scummy assholes that defended a long-term rapist.

And for the record: Sexual Assault is one of my "trigger" issues where I flat-out refuse to compromise, family or not. So don't bother arguing this shit with me. I'm fucking dying at Affleck falling over himself to try to distance himself from Weistein when his own family pulled that shit.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251688965&postcount=506

Oh FUCK ME, this can't be real.

Ugh. Léon is legit my favourite movie. Well, not anymore. Fuck off Besson you fucking creep.

Leon is my favorite movie, but I can't believe the old guy who made a movie about an old guy wanting to bang a young girl would go out and bang a young girl!

unless theres some secret directors cut im unaware of, you need to watch leon again.

[Let's Cyber]

ben affleck fuck off

Enough women came out revealing him to be a sexual assaulting POS that he pulled the rehab card. 

btw this sounds very similar to the behavior of a certain video game message board owner 



"Grabbed her ass hard to show I wasn't being taken advantage of", right Evilore?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Wait, Affleck is a bad guy? Who would have imagined?!

[stufte]

Affleck played himself in Mallrats.

[benjipwns]

let's watch a circlejerk echo chamber turn someone into a pariah in real time:

The Day the World Ran Out of Sauce - The Szechuan Sauce Aftermath

See if you can pinpoint the post where Dan obviously has always been alt right!

Te fuck?

This is the guy behind Community? What a sad day.

Wtf. Yeah I might be done with Dan Harmon too. Harmonquest and Rick and Marty are good but what a piece of shit response

That Dan Harmon reply sounds 100% like something Rick would say in the show. Guess he didn't quite get the theme of the third season himself.

I'm like 99% sure Rick is Dan Harmon's self insert. People need to pull him away from twitter and get him some help.

[Jenkem]

I mean.. Ben Affleck looks like a date rapist. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

mallrats reference

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[Joe Molotov]

Costanza vindicated.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

But still not forgiven for trying to get free XBL codes from The Bore to hock on GAF.

[close]

[benjipwns]

What a sad day.

[venereology]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251688965&postcount=506

Oh FUCK ME, this can't be real.

Ugh. Léon is legit my favourite movie. Well, not anymore. Fuck off Besson you fucking creep.

Leon is my favorite movie, but I can't believe the old guy who made a movie about an old guy wanting to bang a young girl would go out and bang a young girl!

unless theres some secret directors cut im unaware of, you need to watch leon again.

It's the other way around but it's not hard to wrap your head around "older dude who likes young girls makes a movie about a young girl wanting an older dude" maybe being a not-even-sorta metaphorical fantasy

[Jenkem]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251716709

And deservedly so.

It nailed a crapton of things right. A groundbreaking new Ip that openened doors and shattered barriers that stood in the way of female enpowerment.

Its also got the best story and gameplay in my opinion this year, by quite far.

It will be refreshing to see it win over another Mario and another Zelda. Whose both are established franchise that have been going on since more than 15 years.

Its important that Horizon wins as many GOTY as possible.

 

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251716709

And deservedly so.

It nailed a crapton of things right. A groundbreaking new Ip that openened doors and shattered barriers that stood in the way of female enpowerment.

Its also got the best story and gameplay in my opinion this year, by quite far.

It will be refreshing to see it win over another Mario and another Zelda. Whose both are established franchise that have been going on since more than 15 years.

Its important that Horizon wins as many GOTY as possible.

 

I love how every new game with a female lead is always the first game in female enpowerment just ignoring everything else before it.

[etiolate]

When you care so hard about fightins fo wimmins in vidya but you don't know who Roberta Williams is.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251688965&postcount=506

Oh FUCK ME, this can't be real.

Ugh. Léon is legit my favourite movie. Well, not anymore. Fuck off Besson you fucking creep.

Leon is my favorite movie, but I can't believe the old guy who made a movie about an old guy wanting to bang a young girl would go out and bang a young girl!

unless theres some secret directors cut im unaware of, you need to watch leon again.

It's the other way around but it's not hard to wrap your head around "older dude who likes young girls makes a movie about a young girl wanting an older dude" maybe being a not-even-sorta metaphorical fantasy

you can get to that point without sensationalizing or burying the lede. you come off looking like an ass otherwise

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251692205&postcount=5

Ever wonder why the human penis is shaped like a plunger? Gang rape.
At this point, I’m choosing to believe human beings are innately violent creatures, nurture can influence behavior but never completely change it.

[Vertigo]

Are the Gaf collective going to 'milkshake duck' EL for groping women's butts in bars without their consent?

Last time that topic popped up didn't some people get permed? And the rest fell back

 

[seagrams hotsauce]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251688965&postcount=506

Oh FUCK ME, this can't be real.

Ugh. Léon is legit my favourite movie. Well, not anymore. Fuck off Besson you fucking creep.

Leon is my favorite movie, but I can't believe the old guy who made a movie about an old guy wanting to bang a young girl would go out and bang a young girl!

unless theres some secret directors cut im unaware of, you need to watch leon again.

I mean it's not the main theme of the movie but there are some definite  undertones going on there

[Let's Cyber]

Are the Gaf collective going to 'milkshake duck' EL for groping women's butts in bars without their consent?

Last time that topic popped up didn't some people get permed? And the rest fell back

 

If they truly practiced what they preached, they wouldn't have anything to do with NeoGAF.  Why post on a website whose owner bragged about sexually assaulting a woman in a bar? I give some of them the benefit of a doubt that they don't know about the stuff with EviLore but we know for a fact many of them do. 

[benjipwns]

It's like the BCT, who everyone knows has an offsite chat (not to mention their thread), yet some of their prominent members were borderline running around claiming the multiple news stories about Amir0x were some kind of alt-right hoax.

I'd say anyone posting in the OT in general knows there's two sets of rules/standards/whatever. Especially if they have like five or more posts a day. Unless they're huddled up entirely in certain community threads that are as well cloistered as this one is versus the rest of The Bore.

[benjipwns]

I love that GAF is shocked that noted alcoholic, gambler, and womanizer Ben Affleck isn't a 100% pure soul because he's a hardcore Democrat and made some movies they like.

Though I do believe there's enough young/naive members that stuff like this shocks them.

Like the Harmon "fans" I quoted above. Yeah, I can believe enough of them don't know/remember that Harmon got fired from Community in the first place for throwing shit fits and being in general unhinged at times, that was five years ago. And the Chevy Chase stuff wasn't all Chevy, who lord knows is difficult to work with, but widely acknowledged it was the two of them.

Him insulting a random internet person (and telling them their employer sucks) who insulted him is about the least shocking thing Harmon could have done, but you'd think he voted for Bernie and Jill Stein. (And I agree with the girl that he's mostly a hack.)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Of course, I also don't worship single personalities to where I know there were multiple writers and actors who were involved in developing Community into what it was not to mention the rest of production.

My favorite episode for example was "written by" Megan Ganz, who apparently now is at IASP.

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[benjipwns]

huh the Russo Brothers directed both the pilot of Community and Arrested Development, and individually many episodes of both

this also reminds me that John Oliver was on Community, see full circle back to our Daily Show heirs discussion

[clothedmacuser]

Not really going to worry about it though, it's fairly obvious what the motivations are with this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=251739860#post251739860


I could swear Evilore said this wasn't allowed anymore.  But he's not doing anything about it?  Does that strike anyone as odd?

Also not gonna worry about it like Amir0x, tho.

[benjipwns]

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446287

Someone explain to me why the first post deserves 80% of the thread being devoted to it with phrases like "REKT" "OMG" "first post strikes again" etc.

What the hell is going on in that thread? There are 5 pages of reaction gifs to that post.

[benjipwns]

What the hell is going on in that thread? There are 5 pages of reaction gifs to that post.

He paid for a billboard with Hillary Clinton and the phrase "Too Big To Jail" on it. So, you know, he's like a racist Joseph Goebbels.

With a billion dollars.

[clothedmacuser]

lol, thread locked

Feel free to make another thread when there's some more news, but we're just down to slinging insinuations at each other in here.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=251741858#post251741858


Hey, pussy!  People are just gonna keep doing that if you lock the thread instead of ban the perpetrators.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

What the hell is going on in that thread? There are 5 pages of reaction gifs to that post.

He paid for a billboard with Hillary Clinton and the phrase "Too Big To Jail" on it. So, you know, he's like a racist Joseph Goebbels.

With a billion dollars.

I get the joke but it's not nearly funny enough to warrant such a response.

[benjipwns]

I get the joke but it's not nearly funny enough to warrant such a response.

So you're sympathizing with the Nazi's rather than those standing against them?

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251692205&postcount=5

Ever wonder why the human penis is shaped like a plunger? Gang rape.
At this point, I’m choosing to believe human beings are innately violent creatures, nurture can influence behavior but never completely change it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251696819&postcount=50

I'm no scientist though

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446518

Why isn't the EU doing stuff about countries in Asia? Isn't that their job now that America is the worst?

The funnier part is the people trying to come up with answers that aren't "nobody knows, we kinda just fell into it and are still figuring that out" which is an answer I'd give full credit on a quiz to.

Thankfully, SG-17 is getting things started:

The EU won't last in the long run unless it federalizes and prohibits member states from leaving.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251692205&postcount=5

Ever wonder why the human penis is shaped like a plunger? Gang rape.
At this point, I’m choosing to believe human beings are innately violent creatures, nurture can influence behavior but never completely change it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251696819&postcount=50

I'm no scientist though

         

[samfish]

The standards for what qualifies as an amazing first post has really dropped

[Great Rumbler]

The standards for what qualifies as an amazing first post has really dropped

It was never there.

Absolutely. People have been falling all over themselves for years to quote Dookake's terrible first-post puns.

[Jansen]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446287

Someone explain to me why the first post deserves 80% of the thread being devoted to it with phrases like "REKT" "OMG" "first post strikes again" etc.

What the hell is going on in that thread? There are 5 pages of reaction gifs to that post.

[parallax]

The standards for what qualifies as an amazing first post has really dropped

dookake destroyed the standards. years of horrible posts made for weaker stock

[Dennis]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446287

Someone explain to me why the first post deserves 80% of the thread being devoted to it with phrases like "REKT" "OMG" "first post strikes again" etc.

What the hell is going on in that thread? There are 5 pages of reaction gifs to that post.

(Image removed from quote.)

That is a lot of shibe 

[benjipwns]

It's meant "first witty thing I thought of seeing the thread title" for some time now. Even before Dookake went from occasionally having a decent bad pun to having to produce regularly.

Also, weren't joke first posts and quoting them just to lol a way to get banned for a while under that "thread shitting" crackdown.

[etiolate]

The thread shitting rule is pretty much what set neogaf down its path to ruin. The "thread shitting" kept the idiots in check somewhat. Without it the rule became be a teacher's pet or GTFO.

It's how you get someone thinking a penis looks like a plunger and pretty much nobody flinching. There's something terribly wrong with that boy and nobody can tell him without getting the banhammer.

[benjipwns]

jokes about bombing people are extremely alt-right

FACT CHECK: Hillary Clinton was one of the first voices to speak out against Pepe, the hate symbol of the gamergate alt-right.

Now where's my NeoGAF.com approved Johm McCain tribute video...

[Momo]

The thread shitting rule is pretty much what set neogaf down its path to ruin. The "thread shitting" kept the idiots in check somewhat. Without it the rule became be a teacher's pet or GTFO.

It's how you get someone thinking a penis looks like a plunger and pretty much nobody flinching. There's something terribly wrong with that boy and nobody can tell him without getting the banhammer.

nyaawjiff should be renamed the center for incubation of weaponized autism.

[Momo]

Also the dick plunger thing is some stupid shit Joe Rogan said on his podcast last week. Listen to and take Joe 'alpha brain ONNIT' Rogan's opinions seriously friends.