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How did they all end up here? Is it all because of the thread on that Facebook post?
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The Polyh3dron ban really is inexcusable.  Permed because he was named as being connected to this new girl Evilore sexually assualted / harassed.  He was banned before he even posted the details of his connection with her, not that knowing her should mean a ban in the first place.
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Wait, does Evilore train Jiu Jitsu? I bet he's one of those dudes that refuses to roll with girls because he has a small ego and can't handle it or the guy who always gets a massive boner and "accidentally" touches the girls breasts.
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How did they all end up here? Is it all because of the thread on that Facebook post?
they’re here for me Lyle. Me.

Can't blame them.

nudemacusers

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As soon as I say that the guest count gets halved.  :(
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etiolate

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As soon as I say that the guest count gets halved.  :(

you made them blush and run away

nudemacusers

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benjipwns

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As soon as I say that the guest count gets halved.  :(

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front page of KiA now so its reached reddit

All right, I'm going to be "that guy" and ask what is KiA?  Is that the same thing as kiwifarms?  I'm so out of the loop.

Wait, does Evilore train Jiu Jitsu? I bet he's one of those dudes that refuses to roll with girls because he has a small ego and can't handle it or the guy who always gets a massive boner and "accidentally" touches the girls breasts.

He has had BJJ as part of his identity for a looonnng time.  I *think* he's claimed achieving a blue belt way back.  I don't recall any posts of him hitting purple belt or greater.
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kotaku in action

an alt right/conservative/anti-sjw gamer centric sub reddit
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front page of KiA now so its reached reddit

All right, I'm going to be "that guy" and ask what is KiA?  Is that the same thing as kiwifarms?  I'm so out of the loop.

Wait, does Evilore train Jiu Jitsu? I bet he's one of those dudes that refuses to roll with girls because he has a small ego and can't handle it or the guy who always gets a massive boner and "accidentally" touches the girls breasts.

He has had BJJ as part of his identity for a looonnng time.  I *think* he's claimed achieving a blue belt way back.  I don't recall any posts of him hitting purple belt or greater.

KiA = Kotaku in Action

Gamergate community on reddit.

edit: goddamit himu it's not alt right. It's largely registered democrats and libertards.

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kotaku in action

an alt right/conservative/anti-Social Studies Warrior gamer centric sub reddit

ah, ok. thanks.
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Himu

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He has had BJJ as part of his identity for a looonnng time.  I *think* he's claimed achieving a blue belt way back.  I don't recall any posts of him hitting purple belt or greater.

I would believe he's a blue belt. Doesn't take much besides showing up. Going from blue to purple, though. That I'm curious about.

front page of KiA now so its reached reddit

All right, I'm going to be "that guy" and ask what is KiA?  Is that the same thing as kiwifarms?  I'm so out of the loop.

Wait, does Evilore train Jiu Jitsu? I bet he's one of those dudes that refuses to roll with girls because he has a small ego and can't handle it or the guy who always gets a massive boner and "accidentally" touches the girls breasts.

He has had BJJ as part of his identity for a looonnng time.  I *think* he's claimed achieving a blue belt way back.  I don't recall any posts of him hitting purple belt or greater.

KiA = Kotaku in Action

Gamergate community on reddit.

edit: goddamit himu it's not alt right. It's largely registered democrats and libertards.

oh ok sorry. Haven't read it, just going by  rep.
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front page of KiA now so its reached reddit


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He has had BJJ as part of his identity for a looonnng time.  I *think* he's claimed achieving a blue belt way back.  I don't recall any posts of him hitting purple belt or greater.

I would believe he's a blue belt. Doesn't take much besides showing up. Going from blue to purple, though. That I'm curious about.

He has the calm reserve of a thousand fights, so he's probably rainbow belt by now. That's a real thing that my friend told me about because his uncle is one and you have to kill like a hundred guys during a underground Kumite to get it.
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Wow so many guests - did The Bore get referenced somewhere?

It is over 9000!

Well, 200.

This thread specifically has been posted all over Twitter. I haven't posted here since 'nam

Edit: .seeing that my avatar that people complained about when I used to post here is now emoji-fied. Love it
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lol KotakuInAction's front page is covered with the cartoon women they created to prove they aren't sexist

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He has had BJJ as part of his identity for a looonnng time.  I *think* he's claimed achieving a blue belt way back.  I don't recall any posts of him hitting purple belt or greater.

I would believe he's a blue belt. Doesn't take much besides showing up. Going from blue to purple, though. That I'm curious about.


I would be inclined to agree.  Both because of my recollection of him talking about injuries interrupting his BJJ training, and the fact that purple belt is the rank where you feel that you have "made it".  I can't see him not crowing about that.
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Himu

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I mean, assuming he went to jiu jitsu 3 times a week bare minimum for, eh, 2 years, which is the average time it takes to get a blue belt, and he spars 3 times a class. That'd be def over 900 spars. So that's nearly the number he claimed. The real problem is that rolling isn't necessarily a "fight". I mean, it can be violent, and simulate the feeling of a fight, but as anyone who has competed in an actual bjj competition knows there's a vast difference between a controlled environment in a class setting and the adrenaline fueled "I gotta go shit my pants" feeling of going one on one with a stranger to see who is best in an actual live competition that induces fight or flight responses in the people who participate. So either way, Evi is full of shit, but maybe he's stretching that lie and it's kind of a white lie if he's continued bjj or trained more than 3 x a week regularly. He might have rolled 1000 times but that doesn't really constitute as a "fight" is what I'm saying I guess?

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I mean, assuming he went to jiu jitsu 3 times a week bare minimum for, eh, 2 years, which is the average time it takes to get a blue belt, and he spars 3 times a class. That'd be def over 900 spars. So that's nearly the number he claimed. The real problem is that rolling isn't necessarily a "fight". I mean, it can be violent, and simulate the feeling of a fight, but as anyone who has competed in an actual bjj competition knows there's a vast difference between a controlled environment in a class setting and the adrenaline fueled "I gotta go shit my pants" feeling of going one on one with a stranger to see who is best in an actual live competition that induces fight or flight responses in the people who participate. So either way, Evi is full of shit, but maybe he's stretching that lie and it's kind of a white lie if he's continued bjj or trained more than 3 x a week regularly. He might have rolled 1000 times but that doesn't really constitute as a "fight" is what I'm saying I guess?

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Don't you talk bad about Evilore's skill. He has the confidence of having survived a thousand fights!
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How did they all end up here? Is it all because of the thread on that Facebook post?
they’re here for me Lyle. Me.
  :uguu If testicles had the capacity to lubricate themselves involuntarily due to sexual stimulus like a woman's birth canal ready to receive the cock visceral, your posts alone would have babies fully clothed in pea-coats and fresh white Nikes shooting from the throats of of every sad permabanned alt-right Nazi Gator that read them as they gargled your balls. That is the highest praise I have ever given anyone.
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I mean, assuming he went to jiu jitsu 3 times a week bare minimum for, eh, 2 years, which is the average time it takes to get a blue belt, and he spars 3 times a class. That'd be 468. So that's half that number he claimed. The real problem is that rolling isn't necessarily a "fight". I mean, it can be violent, and simulate the feeling of a fight, but as anyone who has competed in an actual bjj competition knows there's a vast difference between a controlled environment in a class setting and the adrenaline fueled "I gotta go shit my pants" feeling of going one on one with a stranger to see who is best in an actual live competition that induces fight or flight responses in the people who participate. So either way, Evi is full of shit, but maybe he's stretching that lie and it's kind of a white lie if he's continued bjj or trained more than 3 x a week regularly. He might have rolled 1000 times but that doesn't really constitute as a "fight" is what I'm saying I guess?


Don't even pretend to give him the benefit of the doubt.

As you say, Gym rolling isn't a fight.

Even BJJ tourneys aren't fights.  Though they do better incorporate that "oh shit!" adrenaline feeling.

Gym sparring isn't a fight.

I'm a Brown Belt in BJJ, a black belt in karate, and have trained some kickboxing.  I'm 33 years old and have been training martial arts since I was 13.

Number of "fights" I've been in? A grand total of......1.  A dumb schoolyard scrap when I was 13.  And i'm not going to claim more than that just to make myself seem more badass.

As far as I am concerned, EL has been in precisely.....zero fights.   And according to his self claims when he took a month of Muay Thai training, had never even thrown or taken a punch......after he had already made his "thousand fights" claim.   Dude is the textbook definition of a poser.

https://twitter.com/realPhoenixDark/status/921197160267419653

black* people smh

PD putting in work. :bow2
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Don't you people have more important things to do?

You could be watching some sweet anime or finally getting good at Cuphead.

Or you could become a frame rate expert

Himu

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I mean, assuming he went to jiu jitsu 3 times a week bare minimum for, eh, 2 years, which is the average time it takes to get a blue belt, and he spars 3 times a class. That'd be 468. So that's half that number he claimed. The real problem is that rolling isn't necessarily a "fight". I mean, it can be violent, and simulate the feeling of a fight, but as anyone who has competed in an actual bjj competition knows there's a vast difference between a controlled environment in a class setting and the adrenaline fueled "I gotta go shit my pants" feeling of going one on one with a stranger to see who is best in an actual live competition that induces fight or flight responses in the people who participate. So either way, Evi is full of shit, but maybe he's stretching that lie and it's kind of a white lie if he's continued bjj or trained more than 3 x a week regularly. He might have rolled 1000 times but that doesn't really constitute as a "fight" is what I'm saying I guess?


Don't even pretend to give him the benefit of the doubt.

As you say, Gym rolling isn't a fight.

Even BJJ tourneys aren't fights.  Though they do better incorporate that "oh shit!" adrenaline feeling.

Gym sparring isn't a fight.

I'm a Brown Belt in BJJ, a black belt in karate, and have trained some kickboxing.  I'm 33 years old and have been training martial arts since I was 13.

Number of "fights" I've been in? A grand total of......1.  A dumb schoolyard scrap when I was 13.  And i'm not going to claim more than that just to make myself seem more badass.

As far as I am concerned, EL has been in precisely.....zero fights.   And according to his self claims when he took a month of Muay Thai training, had never even thrown or taken a punch......after he had already made his "thousand fights" claim.   Dude is the textbook definition of a poser.

https://twitter.com/realPhoenixDark/status/921197160267419653

black* people smh

PD putting in work. :bow2

Oh definitely. Yeah, I'm stretching the definition of fight here with bjj tourneys because I mean, although it simulates the fight or flight, it's (mostly) not a life or death situation, not like a real fight where there's a real threat. So yeah.
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Evilore aka tyler malka aka shower creep aka amirox enabler

neogaf is the bill cosby of messageboards.

nah, bill cosby was actually entertaining

jorma

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Evilore aka tyler malka aka shower creep aka amirox enabler

neogaf is the bill cosby of messageboards.

nah, bill cosby was actually entertaining

so was gaf

i mean if the people here didn't enjoy their stay at gaf at one point, why even bemoan the fall?

nudemacusers

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How did they all end up here? Is it all because of the thread on that Facebook post?
they’re here for me Lyle. Me.
  :uguu If testicles had the capacity to lubricate themselves involuntarily due to sexual stimulus like a woman's birth canal ready to receive the cock visceral, your posts alone would have babies fully clothed in pea-coats and fresh white Nikes shooting from the throats of of every sad permabanned alt-right Nazi Gator that read them as they gargled your balls. That is the highest praise I have ever given anyone.
Nikes tho  :doge
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Nike [...] dress boots
:hhh

They look really good with a three striped adidas suit and an apple watch.


nudemacusers

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Sovietbloc-core is kinda hot right now tbh  :whew
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etiolate

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Nike at least has the dignity to not put a fucking zipper on the side of their dress boots. :doge

fuck you i love my boot zipper


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Nike at least has the dignity to not put a fucking zipper on the side of their dress boots. :doge

fuck you i love my jackboot zipper

Ah.
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TVC15

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Posting in here rather than the TV thread because I want a bigger audience:

GODDAMN I WANT TED DANSON BETWEEN MY KIDNEYS
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Are you homosexuals really talking about zippers on boots when we have... um... 67 guests currently?

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front page of KiA now so its reached reddit

Is this it? Has Evilore become the next Lowtax? :doge

TVC15

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Are you homosexuals really talking about zippers on boots when we have... um... 67 guests currently?

Zippers only look good on the backs of dresses. And only sometimes. I guess they’re forgivable for outerwear.
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Momo

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why are there 1000 new pages?  :doge

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I gotta say, gaf is one of the most mismanaged sites i've ever seen.

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why are there 1000 new pages?  :doge

Evilore showin his ass.

In the shower. Non-consensually.

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Looks like I missed a lot of Evilore drama yesterday. I am not at all surprised by these new allegations. Evilore has always been a creepy chump. He's desperate to be something he is clearly not. But Evilore should be a known quantity at this point. Him deleting threads and banning poly for merely being mentioned should not be surprising. Who should get more shit are the forum users and mods who are aware of these allegations yet continue to look the other way.

If the mods had any integrity--and truly believed the pro-women, progressive principles they claim to hold--they would resign their modship. How many times have they and other forum users lit into people who had much flimsier sexual misconduct allegations hurled at them? They had no problems then showing their disgust and harshly banning/dogpiling anyone who thought differently. Now, they are strangely quiet. I guess having that red name trumps everything else.

As much shit as we give Bobby Roberts for being a smug asshole, at least he tore into Evilore, directly addressing his creepy sexual behavior with women. Even if it was all a temper tantrum, Bobby Roberts have shown more integrity than the mods. It is so pathetic  :lol

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Bobby has a spine.

:obama

I like him, gotta say.
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Bobby has a spine.

:obama

I like him, gotta say.

I can write an erotic fanfic about this coupling.
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This has been quite the October surprise  :putin
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Jenkem

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wait.. why did massive duck leave GAF? certainly not over the evilore thing? otherwise wouldn't he have left months ago?

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"Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon"

There's a reason why the people who are publicly outspoken against harassing women often get away with harassing women themselves. Who are you going to believe, some random woman, or the guy who talks about how he'd never hurt a fly. It's the same shit Ben Afflec thought he could pull.

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Quick question, Queen: who is more ebony in this Queenie/Bobby pairing? I need to know when grading the contrast between cum and skin.
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Himu

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Quick question, Queen: who is more ebony in this Queenie/Bobby pairing? I need to know when grading the contrast between cum and skin.

I'm ebony.

Wait, I didn't mean "like" in that way.
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The fuck happened to this thread overnight.

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The fuck happened to this thread overnight.

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Raist

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The fuck happened to this thread overnight.

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Dennis perm'd from GAF?

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Again?
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Momo

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okay, so that facebook post was real, wow :doge

I mean not unexpected given the subject. I hope the victim has a strong support system to help her through the attention this brings.


Momo

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1450731 ruh roh  :doge
If we're going to start throwing people being socially awkward/mean (need to know what context this was said in) in with the rest of the Weinsteins this #metoo thing is going to fade faster than Lebron's hairline.

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got called a dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaatch on the bore #metoo
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Given that the definition of harassment now seems to cover anything from harassment to "someone asked me out omg the pig" I guess twitter's gonna explode.

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I'm sure our male feminists here really care.

Plus, Patrick Klepek will cover it like any other semi-allegation he has.

Unless it's all bitch-made pantomiming for female attention, of course.