Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[Pepinappe]

Novid, dude, I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick but I think there's something wrong with you. Not even r/conspiracy would take seriously what you're writing. In fact your posts have the ability to look properly written but not make sense at all in the end because they tend to go completely off the rails at some point in the post.

dude, im not the folks talking about tulpas and shit. Im not even the type of dude dealing in super cringe shit with all these 14 year old starlets on instagram. fuck I even complain at the fact that LTCorbis is a damn thing.

Some one like Quinn and Sark getting all this cash/praise is a tiny bit shady imo.

 

Pateron imo was truly the end of the modern net btw, I mean its rich's folks welfare checks because once you convince dudes to give you money and not do anything for six months to a year you start to wonder about the world and how it works.

Don't shit on Patreon. I plan leeching off it one of these days. 

lol you do that, im not into it - i mean fuck the same CAA that allowed Harvey to run game in Hollywood for so long gave Pateron its seed money so...

If people want to pay me for drawing Rosalina getting ass-reamed by Luigi's Poltergust 3000, who am I to complain? I get my money, they get something to jerk off to, everyone happy. Win-win! 

[Optimus]

Novid, dude, I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick but I think there's something wrong with you. Not even r/conspiracy would take seriously what you're writing. In fact your posts have the ability to look properly written but not make sense at all in the end because they tend to go completely off the rails at some point in the post.

dude, im not the folks talking about tulpas and shit. Im not even the type of dude dealing in super cringe shit with all these 14 year old starlets on instagram. fuck I even complain at the fact that LTCorbis is a damn thing.

Some one like Quinn and Sark getting all this cash/praise is a tiny bit shady imo.

 

Pateron imo was truly the end of the modern net btw, I mean its rich's folks welfare checks because once you convince dudes to give you money and not do anything for six months to a year you start to wonder about the world and how it works.

Don't shit on Patreon. I plan leeching off it one of these days. 

lol you do that, im not into it - i mean fuck the same CAA that allowed Harvey to run game in Hollywood for so long gave Pateron its seed money so...

If people want to pay me for drawing Rosalina getting ass-reamed by Luigi's Poltergust 3000, who am I to complain? I get my money, they get something to jerk off to, everyone happy. Win-win! 

Oh you didn't hear? The Patreon corporate fucks have started cracking down on NSFW creators.

[D3RANG3D]

[Novid]

Novid, dude, I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick but I think there's something wrong with you. Not even r/conspiracy would take seriously what you're writing. In fact your posts have the ability to look properly written but not make sense at all in the end because they tend to go completely off the rails at some point in the post.

dude, im not the folks talking about tulpas and shit. Im not even the type of dude dealing in super cringe shit with all these 14 year old starlets on instagram. fuck I even complain at the fact that LTCorbis is a damn thing.

Some one like Quinn and Sark getting all this cash/praise is a tiny bit shady imo.

 

Pateron imo was truly the end of the modern net btw, I mean its rich's folks welfare checks because once you convince dudes to give you money and not do anything for six months to a year you start to wonder about the world and how it works.

Don't shit on Patreon. I plan leeching off it one of these days. 

lol you do that, im not into it - i mean fuck the same CAA that allowed Harvey to run game in Hollywood for so long gave Pateron its seed money so...

If people want to pay me for drawing Rosalina getting ass-reamed by Luigi's Poltergust 3000, who am I to complain? I get my money, they get something to jerk off to, everyone happy. Win-win! 

lol

[Novid]

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she sucks so much bbc its not even funny lol, i mean thats why divorced Jonny Mac? He was too busy being the Corporate Replacement of Noam Chomsky?

[Pepinappe]

Novid, dude, I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick but I think there's something wrong with you. Not even r/conspiracy would take seriously what you're writing. In fact your posts have the ability to look properly written but not make sense at all in the end because they tend to go completely off the rails at some point in the post.

dude, im not the folks talking about tulpas and shit. Im not even the type of dude dealing in super cringe shit with all these 14 year old starlets on instagram. fuck I even complain at the fact that LTCorbis is a damn thing.

Some one like Quinn and Sark getting all this cash/praise is a tiny bit shady imo.

 

Pateron imo was truly the end of the modern net btw, I mean its rich's folks welfare checks because once you convince dudes to give you money and not do anything for six months to a year you start to wonder about the world and how it works.

Don't shit on Patreon. I plan leeching off it one of these days. 

lol you do that, im not into it - i mean fuck the same CAA that allowed Harvey to run game in Hollywood for so long gave Pateron its seed money so...

If people want to pay me for drawing Rosalina getting ass-reamed by Luigi's Poltergust 3000, who am I to complain? I get my money, they get something to jerk off to, everyone happy. Win-win! 

Oh you didn't hear? The Patreon corporate fucks have started cracking down on NSFW creators.

DAMN YOU GOOBERGATE!   

[Aeptia]

GamerGate won yet videogame press still shit.

Aena (sp?) and shinra-bansho spotted at ResetEra.

Like i said. "GG" is a Cover story to keep the moneyhatting and high review scores flowing.

I'm gonna copy a post I made on KiA yesterday and post it in this thread:

I find it hilarious, because most people have never heard of GamerGate. I don't even just mean the controversy. All the name players, literally who's and GJPs are unknown in the mainstream.
They had their 15 minutes of fame, and they've been placed in SJW institutions. That's it. No recognition whatsoever, and you constantly see the Who clambering for relevance.

[D3RANG3D]

(Image removed from quote.)

she sucks so much bbc its not even funny lol, i mean thats why divorced Jonny Mac? He was too busy being the Corporate Replacement of Noam Chomsky?

PD?

[Novid]

Novid, dude, I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick but I think there's something wrong with you. Not even r/conspiracy would take seriously what you're writing. In fact your posts have the ability to look properly written but not make sense at all in the end because they tend to go completely off the rails at some point in the post.

dude, im not the folks talking about tulpas and shit. Im not even the type of dude dealing in super cringe shit with all these 14 year old starlets on instagram. fuck I even complain at the fact that LTCorbis is a damn thing.

Some one like Quinn and Sark getting all this cash/praise is a tiny bit shady imo.

 

Pateron imo was truly the end of the modern net btw, I mean its rich's folks welfare checks because once you convince dudes to give you money and not do anything for six months to a year you start to wonder about the world and how it works.

Don't shit on Patreon. I plan leeching off it one of these days. 

lol you do that, im not into it - i mean fuck the same CAA that allowed Harvey to run game in Hollywood for so long gave Pateron its seed money so...

If people want to pay me for drawing Rosalina getting ass-reamed by Luigi's Poltergust 3000, who am I to complain? I get my money, they get something to jerk off to, everyone happy. Win-win! 

Oh you didn't hear? The Patreon corporate fucks have started cracking down on NSFW creators.

DAMN YOU GOOBERGATE!   

they had to do something, too many escorts using the service to get money (but they use onlyfans more now)

[H.I.V.E.]

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she sucks so much bbc its not even funny lol, i mean thats why divorced Jonny Mac? He was too busy being the Corporate Replacement of Noam Chomsky?

What's funny about sweet cock?

[CHOW CHOW]

Hoop earrings are always a dead giveaway.  PD knows I'm talking about.

[Aeptia]

Hoop earrings are always a dead giveaway.  PD knows I'm talking about.

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she sucks so much bbc its not even funny lol, i mean thats why divorced Jonny Mac? He was too busy being the Corporate Replacement of Noam Chomsky?

What's funny about sweet cock?

Isn't her father a Trump supporter? Sounds like femfreq is a "daddy issues" thing.

[T-Short]

The fuck happened in here these last two pages

 

[D3RANG3D]

GooberGate

[Novid]

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she sucks so much bbc its not even funny lol, i mean thats why divorced Jonny Mac? He was too busy being the Corporate Replacement of Noam Chomsky?

PD?

you wish.
I wouldnt be surprised that they have her drowning in black men and have the tapes of her being a porn star* and shit but you know, they "the poor saps, they cant control themslves, forgive them" and thats why we dont know shit about that side of her.

Armenian girls adore black guys cant you tell?

[Aeptia]

The fuck happened in here these last two pages

 

"See you later, Gamergator"

"In a while, Pedophile"

[Novid]

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she sucks so much bbc its not even funny lol, i mean thats why divorced Jonny Mac? He was too busy being the Corporate Replacement of Noam Chomsky?

What's funny about sweet cock?

she shouldnt hide the fact she getting plowed by the homeboys.

[CrankyJay]

People are legitimately creating threads on how ResetEra is pronounced.

[VomKriege]

I'm sure we'll find something to bitch about soon enough about ResetEra but really I egged on them but they were in fact working to launch somewhat prepped. Props for successfully shaking the yoke of GAF, something not a lot of people thought was ever possible.
The saccharine positivity is tad gross (forced ?), but everyone seems able to abide to the "No GAF talks" so I guess that makes them better people than us. If the forum management is capable of making even a half-clean break from GAF petty tyranny, it may actually cut back on some of the excesses we feasted upon, even if the same posters and same tendencies are present.
In short good for them.

Please feel free to quote in a couple of months when (pick one or several) the honeymoon is over, content is shit, discourse is inane, servers can't take the load of a semi-massive activity, moderation turns the place into an ARG of Body Snatchers and Cerium will have revealed himself to be the Caligula to Evilore's Tiberius.

[Novid]

Hoop earrings are always a dead giveaway.  PD knows I'm talking about.

I wouldnt be surprised if Sark's vid is in Xvideos, PornHub, etc but nobody looking in the right tags.

[H.I.V.E.]

Not sure it will ever be as interesting or funny as gaf. I mean for starters people here won't be having accounts that get banned over bs and if they do they knew going in what to expect unlike how neogaf started. I don't think for those reasons coupled with their stringent application process and advertised angle it will ever become infamous like gaf was. I also don't think they will ever reach as many members or traffic but who knows. Gaf was so badly run the forum software alone put people off.

[landaulifshitz]

I'm sure we'll find something to bitch about soon enough about ResetEra but really I egged on them but they were in fact working to launch somewhat prepped. Props for successfully shaking the yoke of GAF, something not a lot of people thought was ever possible.
The saccharine positivity is tad gross (forced ?), but everyone seems able to abide to the "No GAF talks" so I guess that makes them better people than us. If the forum management is capable of making even a half-clean break from GAF petty tyranny, it may actually cut back on some of the excesses we feasted upon, even if the same posters and same tendencies are present.
In short good for them.

Please feel free to quote in a couple of months when (pick one or several) the honeymoon is over, content is shit, discourse is inane, servers can't take the load of a semi-massive activity, moderation turns the place into an ARG of Body Snatchers and Cerium will have revealed himself to be the Caligula to Evilore's Tiberius.

Who is Augustus in that analogy?

[K]

thats the best idea ever sadly

That is actually a good suggestion. Otherwise that place is fuuuuuucked.

GAF has basically been a ResetERA recruiting camp for the last day. EviLore is so desperate for content that he's letting anything slide at this point.

It's hilarious. Might as well go all in or die trying.

...or just die. Like it's doing now.

[Pepinappe]

Hoop earrings are always a dead giveaway.  PD knows I'm talking about.

I wouldnt be surprised if Sark's vid is in Xvideos, PornHub, etc but nobody looking in the right tags.

I don't know why but I'm getting Creepy Stalker vibes from you.

[VomKriege]

Who is Augustus in that analogy?

Let me stop you right there : I didn't think it through.

[Huff]

The newbies in this thread now 

[who is ted danson?]

thats the best idea ever sadly

That is actually a good suggestion. Otherwise that place is fuuuuuucked.

GAF has basically been a ResetERA recruiting camp for the last day. EviLore is so desperate for content that he's letting anything slide at this point.

It's hilarious. Might as well go all in or die trying.

...or just die. Like it's doing now.

Anything goes? Time for take 3 of my DSP OT.

[blaze]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-the-moon-landing-couldnt-have-been-faked.1145/




OK burn it all down

[daemon]

Keep it together friends.

Just remember, what would Bobby do

you're damn right! He would be in the first line of seats of resetera

spoiler (click to show/hide)

because he wouldn't be able to see from the second line and onwards

[close]

[Corporal]

The fuck's going in here? Y'all need a good spanking.

You need to read up on manthreading https://gizmodo.com/men-please-stop-manthreading-1790036387
Bobby confirmed for sexist menace.

Why are you doing this to me.

Resetera is pretty cool, too bad about the name which imo kinda sucks

Sounds a bit like resist I like it.

Which in turn reminds me of Invader Zim's "The Resisty" (and their shrinky self destruct). I feel that both are oddly similar, even beyond the likeliness in name.

[counterhit]

The fuck happened in here these last two pages

 

Novid is dragging this thread into hell.

[Eteric]

So they have a thread up on an ex-Bioware developer who I'm pretty sure is this special individual.




Lets see if anyone calls him out, shall we? I'm guessing no.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ex-bioware-dev-on-ea-management-lootboxes-white-leads-me-a.1149/

[H.I.V.E.]

The fuck happened in here these last two pages

 

Novid is dragging this thread into hell.

I think he is a shill for pornhub.

[demi]

Ahhhhh, yup, now this is the bore we're used to. Hardly anyone online now, we survived.

[bork]

You won't win. NeoGAF will come back from this.

All of you idiots running around, spamming and derailing threads, bumping old threads, posting porn and worse... you might think you're having fun now but in a few weeks when GAF is back to normal, all you'll be left with is a shitty, small community on a forum where everyone jumped on a bangwagon in bad faith.

To all members continuing to post normally, well done.

Can't wait to see all this shit cleaned up and everyone banned.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252863944&postcount=32

[paprikastaude]

So they have a thread up on an ex-Bioware developer who I'm pretty sure is this special individual.

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(Image removed from quote.)

Lets see if anyone calls him out, shall we? I'm guessing no.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ex-bioware-dev-on-ea-management-lootboxes-white-leads-me-a.1149/

I think the funniest (saddest?) part is that this indian dude acts like he was black. Or maybe it's just me finding it weird that he casualls drops the n-slur.

[Pepinappe]

You won't win. NeoGAF will come back from this.

All of you idiots running around, spamming and derailing threads, bumping old threads, posting porn and worse... you might think you're having fun now but in a few weeks when GAF is back to normal, all you'll be left with is a shitty, small community on a forum where everyone jumped on a bangwagon in bad faith.

To all members continuing to post normally, well done.

Can't wait to see all this shit cleaned up and everyone banned.

"bangwagon"

 

[Dennis]

Strong reviews for both Zelda and Mario. Maybe I should buy a Switch.

[VomKriege]

You won't win. NeoGAF will come back from this.

All of you idiots running around, spamming and derailing threads, bumping old threads, posting porn and worse... you might think you're having fun now but in a few weeks when GAF is back to normal, all you'll be left with is a shitty, small community on a forum where everyone jumped on a bangwagon in bad faith.

To all members continuing to post normally, well done.

Can't wait to see all this shit cleaned up and everyone banned.

Another tragedy of a dislocated community resorting to nationalism because of the free market of forums.


GAFxit was a mistake.

[Kurt Russell]

[Dennis]

Shuri made it in

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-so-glad-to-see-familiar-usernames.694/page-11

[Kurt Russell]

Strong reviews for both Zelda and Mario. Maybe I should buy a Switch.

Do eeet. Stardew Valley kept me sane on a shitty long haul flight.

[paprikastaude]

Strong reviews for both Zelda and Mario. Maybe I should buy a Switch.

Mario looks amazing, but I can't drop 400€ on that. Especially with all else that came out this year, still waiting to be caught up on. Got Zelda and Mario Kart on WiiU though, so that doesn't exactly make Switch itself more appealing. Maybe once No More Heroes and Metroid become something more concrete.

[tiesto]

I admit I'm kind of surprised how smoothly the new forum seems to be running. I wonder how long the peace will last.

Until the next greedy publisher/dev decides to fuck us in the ass with lootboxes!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only person that doesn't have an issue with those? I feel like gaf made that much bigger of a deal than they were.

Average GAFer in 2017 is an aging white dude in his mid-30s with a shitty low-wage IT job who has become super bitter than Final Fantasy (and other "ACTUAL GOOD GAMES") isn't the biggest title in the industry anymore. They overwhelmingly demand experiences from gaming that are most similar to those from their teenage years: linear, story-focused singleplayer experiences, yet when those games come out they refuse to buy them full price (because of their shit job). They don't have much going for them in their life besides video games.

They overwhelmingly believe industry trends like loot boxes are the work of "evil, greedy" corporation execs scheming ways to "milk" them out of more money in smoke-filled boardrooms, instead of a natural adaptation based on hard data from a customer base that waits for big discounts or buys used. They genuinely believe that there are grand conspiracies to force them to play bad games.

You'll commonly see them asserting that a developer "gutted" a game, removing content to be sold as DLC, demonstrating a startling lack of understanding about how games are actually made. Mods at Neogaf also actively allowed users to witchhunt devs ie "the person responsible for this!" on twitter, etc. despite their infamous zero-tolerance policies for similar tactics by gamegaters.

This all served to push most devs off of gaf after 2010 or so.

I guess I'm the average GAFfer 

Though I think we've had some excellent linear/story focused single player games these last few years.

[SmokyDave]

Strong reviews for both Zelda and Mario. Maybe I should buy a Switch.

You should buy a Switch. Zelda was great, Mario vs Rabbids is a corker, and I’m looking forward to Odyssey hitting the doormat tomorrow morning. Then there’s the new Metroid, which I know you’ll want to play. Might as well pick one up.

[LurkinMerkin]

And I'm seeing a few perm banned GAF members on that new site. Yeah, I couldn't go there. They were banned for being an ass, trolling and deserve to be on no forum.

Resetera is too impure for RPGCrazied.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252869743&postcount=8536

[VomKriege]

And I'm seeing a few perm banned GAF members on that new site. Yeah, I couldn't go there. They were banned for being an ass, trolling and deserve to be on no forum.

Resetera is too impure for RPGCrazied.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252869743&postcount=8536

The less populated the chamber, the more echo.

[agrajag]

 

Trump is the closest thing America has had to a Nazi in the White House (and hopefully the last), and to support him is to support white nationalism. That's LITERALLY how he got elected, a bunch of ignorant dirt farmers decided that being gay wasn't okay and voted him in, thanks to Russian interference

 

[demi]

Anything goes? Time for take 3 of my DSP OT.

Do you follow DSP drama? Did anyone figure out what made him so paranoid and "stressed out" ?

[tiesto]

So will they reopen Resetera applications? I kinda want to get in now...

[agrajag]

Hey, I know it's already been said, but I like most of you new people. You are some funny fuckers.

[Eteric]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1454976

 

[Dennis]

So will they reopen Resetera applications? I kinda want to get in now...

I think you are free to register any time as long as you have a non-free email address.

[blaze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1454976

 

the responses! they're really struggling over there.

[demi]

Not gonna lie, that thread is very reiminiscent of old GAF to me

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1454976

 

Spot on,the SJWs are all righteous motherfuckers imo

BRUH, people posting "SJW righteous motherfuckers" on GAF without being banned. I died for less!

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1454976

 

the responses! they're really struggling over there.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=252870414

[K]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1454976

 

Going by the op, looks like it's getting great reviews. 

[tiesto]

So will they reopen Resetera applications? I kinda want to get in now...

I think you are free to register any time as long as you have a non-free email address.

I tried to login with my work email, but it just said 'member not found'. I can't see any 'register' button, just the login one.