The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY

[benjipwns]

Yeah, that's his job. He's an academic.

[Assimilate]

Yeah, that's his job. He's an academic.

Right, and the field in which he teaches is worthless. It's completely worthless to today's society.

[Brehvolution]

I always change the station when a pitbull song comes on. Does that make me racist? 

[benjipwns]

It's worth something to somebody, he makes $200,000 salary, and his speaking fees are $20-40,000.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

It's worth something to somebody, he makes $200,000 salary, and his speaking fees are $20-40,000.

Pitbull?

[benjipwns]

I always change the station when a pitbull song comes on. Does that make me racist? 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MISTER WORLDWIDE LET'S GO MISTER WW

[zomgee]

Yeah, that's his job. He's an academic.

Right, and the field in which he teaches is worthless. It's completely worthless to today's society.

Come on, seriously?

[Brehvolution]

I always change the station when a pitbull song comes on. Does that make me racist? 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MISTER WORLDWIDE LET'S GO MISTER WW

Liked just to unlike.

[jorma]

I always change the station when a pitbull song comes on. Does that make me racist? 

Well yes? I'm baffled at this question, it's 2018 any day now kiddo.

Unless you can prove that you are punching upwards when you change stations of course.

[Assimilate]

It's worth something to somebody, he makes $200,000 salary, and his speaking fees are $20-40,000.

Donald Trump is President. What's your point?

[Momo]

oh no, someone disagreed with Ta-Nehisi Coates, whatever will ree's black panther/marvel fan gaggle do (and you know people are having feels more because comics than whatever the fuck it is the disagreement is about)

[bork]

I always change the station when a pitbull song comes on. Does that make me racist? 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MISTER WORLDWIDE LET'S GO MISTER WW

[Brehvolution]

[kingv]

oh no, someone disagreed with Ta-Nehisi Coates, whatever will ree's black panther/marvel fan gaggle do (and you know people are having feels more because comics than whatever the fuck it is the disagreement is about)

Coates’ Black panther is one of the most boring comics I’ve ever read. God it’s awful.

Also, Cornell West is right about Coates. I’m just surprised he didn’t call him an Uncle Tom.

Coates is somebody who writes about hopelessness very eloquently. His whole message can be boiled down to “white supremacy is terrible... but it is what it is”.

[etiolate]

Coates also targets people on Twitter and is used to getting away with shit other users wouldn't get away with. I've liked some of his articles, but found his peddling of fashionable racism to be a turn off.

West has points about American actions, as any would if they point to them, but is trapped in the university bubble. (Which makes his talk of class hilarious, since half of his other critiques are likely hatred of the lower class--as is standard in academia.) 

[StealthFan]

Watching pinky is actually gayer than watching a real cheeseburger dikk down a woman. I'll explain:

Watching cheeseburger porn is the least gay thing there is. If you watch gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you watch 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also watching a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a cheeseburger is like half male, half female, and thus a cheeseburger with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

[StealthFan]

From the coli btw. Certain people here know I ain't transphobic

[Joe Molotov]

are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?

you're sharing protein

you're admiring masculine physique

being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.

[etiolate]

So double penetration porn is the devil because that's 66.6% gay

if I have my coli math right

[nachobro]

Whoever did that is probably as much of a failure of a person as Hillary Clinton was as a presidential candidate tbh

[Himu]

Watching pinky is actually gayer than watching a real cheeseburger dikk down a woman. I'll explain:

Watching cheeseburger porn is the least gay thing there is. If you watch gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you watch 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also watching a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a cheeseburger is like half male, half female, and thus a cheeseburger with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

MOOD.

[jorma]

That Christmas song thread is something else. Between the date rape song and the guy running out of the store because a fucking Wham song came on, I don't know how these motherfuckers survive real life.

I believe he jogged out of the store.

I think it’s admirable to show that level of determination in achieving your goals.

Are we sure it wasn't just homophobia though? Seems like the most obvious answer given what we know about George Michael's sex life. I think we should ask excelsioref or Morrigan for the correct opinion before we call that guy admirable.

[team filler]

pinky?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Wait. someone ran out because "Last Christmas" came on? What did I miss?

[Himu]

pinky?

black porn star with a big ass

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2350354/

FAKE NEWS

[Oblivion]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okubo-shares-details-on-soul-calibur-6-lack-of-switch-version-guest-characters-ivy.11790/page-9#post-2352567

I suddenly have the urge to binge watch a bunch of Sargon of Akkad videos now...

[thisismyusername]

Watching pinky is actually gayer than watching a real cheeseburger dikk down a woman. I'll explain:

Watching cheeseburger porn is the least gay thing there is. If you watch gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you watch 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also watching a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a cheeseburger is like half male, half female, and thus a cheeseburger with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

Please Hall of Fame this post.

[counterhit]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okubo-shares-details-on-soul-calibur-6-lack-of-switch-version-guest-characters-ivy.11790/page-8#post-2334704

A lot of creepy objectifying comments in this thread. And you guys wonder why many women don't post in video game forums.

I'm too familiar with the Hunter X Hunter fanbase to let this slide

[etiolate]

How the hell does R1 have a higher audience score than TLJ?

Last Jedi has plenty of flaws, but its interesting enough to create a lot of discussion.

[thisismyusername]

How the hell does R1 have a higher audience score than TLJ?

2 Minutes of Vader > Your faves.

[etiolate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okubo-shares-details-on-soul-calibur-6-lack-of-switch-version-guest-characters-ivy.11790/page-9#post-2352567

I suddenly have the urge to binge watch a bunch of Sargon of Akkad videos now...

[zomgee]

Watching pinky is actually gayer than watching a real cheeseburger dikk down a woman. I'll explain:

Watching cheeseburger porn is the least gay thing there is. If you watch gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you watch 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also watching a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a cheeseburger is like half male, half female, and thus a cheeseburger with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

Except you are both watching 25% men (25% gay) and 25% woman on woman (+ 25% gay) for 50% gay.

So by your logic, everything brings it back around to gay again.

The numbers don't lie and they spell DISASTER FOR YOU

[Oblivion]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okubo-shares-details-on-soul-calibur-6-lack-of-switch-version-guest-characters-ivy.11790/page-9#post-2352567

I suddenly have the urge to binge watch a bunch of Sargon of Akkad videos now...

Not at all. I figured that would happen.

[Phoenix Dark]

Watching pinky is actually gayer than watching a real cheeseburger dikk down a woman. I'll explain:

Watching cheeseburger porn is the least gay thing there is. If you watch gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you watch 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also watching a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a cheeseburger is like half male, half female, and thus a cheeseburger with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okubo-shares-details-on-soul-calibur-6-lack-of-switch-version-guest-characters-ivy.11790/page-8#post-2334704

A lot of creepy objectifying comments in this thread. And you guys wonder why many women don't post in video game forums.

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I love the post from AAK in that thread about Mortal Kombat X.  "They removed some scantily clad characters, so everything's fine now!"  So show less titty but increase the horrific amounts of blood and gore and it's all good.  Got it.


Followed by:
https://www.resetera.com/posts/2352788/

Yeah, they should just tone down Soul Calibur 6 and go back to Soul Edge levels.  You know, the game with nudity in the intro that had to be censored for 'Murica, DOA1 style bouncing breasts,visible nipples, and panty color change codes. 

The simpler times.

[bork]

GC: I know you can’t talk about other characters in the game, but the design and attire of a character like Ivy – whether she’s in the new one or not – are a lot more problematic today than they were when the series began. Is that something you intend to address?
MO: [long pause]

 

[who is ted danson?]

Just learnt that the ignore function on REE is nuclear. When you ignore a person, it removes their posts and any where another user has quoted them. Excelsi who?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Can't ignore mods. Slayven 

[close]

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2337892/



totes not lolibait

[archie4208]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2337892/

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totes not lolibait

What a cute girl (boy)

[FStop7]

Just learnt that the ignore function on REE is nuclear. When you ignore a person, it removes their posts and any where another user has quoted them. Excelsi who?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Can't ignore mods. Slayven 

[close]

Yeah, that ignore feature is the shit.  It should work for mods, though.

[thisismyusername]

GC: I know you can’t talk about other characters in the game, but the design and attire of a character like Ivy – whether she’s in the new one or not – are a lot more problematic today than they were when the series began. Is that something you intend to address?
MO: [long pause, then maniac cackling]

 

Fixed that for him. Should just straight up Yoko Taro "Nope. I like her outfit just fine. Thank you."

[FStop7]

It's true, though.  The mods use their status to dominate discussions.  That's bullshit.  They should have to post under separate, non-moderator accounts if they're not acting in official capacity.

I don't need to read about some choad's comic book fantasies.

[Uncle]

It's true, though.  The mods use their status to dominate discussions.  That's bullshit.  They should have to post under separate, non-moderator accounts if they're not acting in official capacity.

I don't need to read about some choad's comic book fantasies.

So the new GAF model before they swiftly abandoned it?

[HaughtyFrank]

Just learnt that the ignore function on REE is nuclear. When you ignore a person, it removes their posts and any where another user has quoted them. Excelsi who?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Can't ignore mods. Slayven 

[close]

Only annoying that it makes it look like people aren't quoting anyone when they respond to someone you have on ignore. (Or did they perhaps change that by now?)

[Jansen]

[Himu]

Embrace That Lockjaw Hennyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2357498/

https://mobile.twitter.com/junius_64

dat link

[Leadbelly]

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Is she brushing her teeth?

[Himu]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-reverses-ban-on-experimenting-with-deadly-viruses.12056/

Thank God I am rewatching LOGH while current events brew to further internalize the atrocity that is mankind.

Christianity was right: man is broken and man is sinful.



Positivity might work, for a little while. Idealism is child's play. But sober pragmatism, that's the ticket. Accept the world as it is. Just don't expect anything from humans. Thank you Trump presidency for the reminder that will hopefully make an entire generation hard af. Kill our idealism and decapitate it. Dismember it. Sober us with your awfulness.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2359587/

Hey mods, still think we shouldnt go murder happy on some people?
I have zero faith in Trump's administration to handle this safely.

 

[Jansen]

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Is she brushing her teeth?

yup

[Jansen]

[Momo]

I dont understand, surely if the mods think he's being serious about murder they should give him more than a warning, and if they think he's just shit posting the warning is disingenuous

[Bravotyler]

I dont understand, surely if the mods think he's being serious about murder they should give him more than a warning, and if they think he's just shit posting the warning is disingenuous

If it's anything like GAF (and it is), as long as the threats are being directed at the proper people they'll mostly get slaps on the wrist. The worst I remember seeing are the couple guys permabanned for saying they support ISIS/a caliphate. Black American Psycho didn't even catch a permaban for making posts suggesting he was arming for a race war and planned to assassinate white politicians.

The ISIS thing reminds me there's a guy in the tax bill thread talking about how they act out of a legitimate desire to make the world a better place. 

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/house-republicans-quietly-investigate-perceived-corruption-at-doj-fbi-report-in-early-2018.12066/#post-2361340

Ive got a better idea
Nursing home, but it's a jail, and no taxes payed to support it
Have you played Knights of the Old Republic? Basicly I want Taris Undercity with the roles reversed

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-claims-tax-plan-main-purposes-to-lower-business-tax-and-destroy-obamacare.12058/#post-2359675

I say we put laxative in all the Trump supporters food
Can't vote if their stuck on the toilet
It's the only way to save them from themselves

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cornyn-says-aca-now-unworkable-mcconnell-says-acas-heart-taken-out-by-tax-bill.11906/page-2#post-2329556

I don't know why mods are banning people
These assholes doing these bills are basically demons
You can't reason with demons

i understand why they are upset but get a grip

[Tokyosandblaster]

Y'all already forgot the first RE classic thread where a dude made a thread specifically because he thought it was bullshit he couldn't put BronsonLee on ignore

And it was bullshit. Fuck that guy. He's not so civil on Twitter. Told me to go fuck myself.

[kingv]

Bronson Lee or the other guy?

I dont mind bronson lee, but I understand how people could find his schtick annoying. That's the worst thing about resetera mods. too many are personalities, when mods should be boring.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2359587/

Hey mods, still think we shouldnt go murder happy on some people?
I have zero faith in Trump's administration to handle this safely.

 

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2362750/

Infectious disease scientist right here. I'm generally supportive of lifting this ban.

Is it because you can spread the virus to the outside and sell the vaccines for your own profit?

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/2171536/