Also got my dick & butt groped through my pants while I was walking past this really hot girl.

And then some cute curly haired redhead threw herself at me, lightly bit my neck, and asked me what we were doing after. Unfortunately there wasn’t gonna be an after because I was one with god (and also had to be back in my city for work...) and she was rather drunk.
She ended up going home with a short nerdy fella. I feel like he needed that more than I did.