When do I get my Mr Plinkett Tomb Raider 1 review (Image removed from quote .) Have you seen these movies recently? For fun I put them on last night and man.. I started with Cradle of Life because that was on Netflix and when I was finished with that trainwreck I had to watch the first one.
Ok so in the first one, Angelina and Daniel Craig are both tomb raiders, the 90's buttrock is going on in every action scene, Jorah Mormont is the bad guy and is a member of the Illuminati. They are after the magical triangle which if you have it and you put it together at the right time when there is a solar eclipse and all the planets in the system line up, gives you total power over time and space.
Hmmk. A lot of actions that Lara does makes absolutely no sense, like deciding to fight the bad guy at the end in a temple that's totally coming down, and instead of shooting him he says "no guns" and they have a fistfight. Like what? Just shoot him.
I guess it's just full of bad action movie tropes.
The second one she's riding a motorcycle on the Chinese Wall, then jumps off it (how? Was there a ramp? We don't even see it, she's just flying all of a sudden). The plot is this big bad weapons guy is after Pandora's box because he wants to unleash it on the world and create a new world order, where he is the big bad bossman. How does he know Pandora's Box won't kill him as well?
I could probably write a lot more and detailed post but I really shouldnt care this much about such an old bad action film. Is why Id rather see Plinkett do it for all my pleasure and his torture.
Once again Angelina is hot AF in these movies. And in general, even though they are pretty bad movies, I think they got some stuff from the Tomb Raider games right. I like the mansion, I like the butler and his comedic little helper man. They have Lara riding a horsey and shooting at targets.
Like that shooting targets scene could be really good, but they decided to fuck it up with shitty movies and quick cuts.
A tasteful Lara Croft movie could have been so good. A heist movie with actual quality!
Now I will say that if they make another one of these movies, it should be Gal Gadot who plays Lara Croft
, I see im not the only one with that fantasy lmao
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