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« Reply #360 on: August 15, 2018, 04:54:23 PM »
EXCEPT THE HARD DRIVE IS YOUR BRAIN

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« Reply #361 on: August 15, 2018, 07:57:41 PM »
It seems like Sony always gets the hot potato

RLM Sony roasting is always delicious
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« Reply #362 on: August 21, 2018, 03:35:09 PM »


Never watched that one before, for some reason and I'm in tears.
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« Reply #363 on: August 21, 2018, 03:43:27 PM »


Never watched that one before, for some reason and I'm in tears.

It might be their funniest video. It's either that or the Ep 3 review.

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« Reply #364 on: August 21, 2018, 04:50:20 PM »
Vader’s Suit was the first RLM video I saw. :lol
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« Reply #365 on: August 21, 2018, 05:36:35 PM »
If you like that one you should watch their Rogue One review.

Rich's 'AT ST AT ST AT ST' gets me every time.  :lol
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« Reply #366 on: August 21, 2018, 05:41:05 PM »
If you like that one you should watch their Rogue One review.

Rich's 'AT ST AT ST AT ST' gets me every time.  :lol

That clip was so popular RLM made it its own video. :lol


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« Reply #367 on: August 21, 2018, 07:31:31 PM »
Vader’s Suit was the first RLM video I saw. :lol

That's... actually kinda surprising :lol

RLM seemed like your type of thing for a while now.

They totally are, but I just never gave them shot until somewhat recently.
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« Reply #368 on: August 22, 2018, 07:32:27 AM »
If you like that one you should watch their Rogue One review.

Rich's 'AT ST AT ST AT ST' gets me every time.  :lol

That clip was so popular RLM made it its own video. :lol



Dead horse thumbnail used for the Rogue One commentary is  :lawd

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« Reply #369 on: August 22, 2018, 09:10:47 PM »
I've become a shameless Patreon pleb even though they really don't do shit with it, but it does let me know about upcoming vids. :snoop :smug

Next one is:

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« Reply #370 on: August 23, 2018, 06:18:18 PM »

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« Reply #371 on: August 23, 2018, 07:00:51 PM »
Re:views of two of my fav movies back to back  :hyper

edit: Forgot they did Strange Brew after The Thing  :lol
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« Reply #372 on: August 23, 2018, 11:00:34 PM »
For real though, just use numbers. Or if for some asinine reason you can't, use subtitles.

I sorta accept movies named the same if they're hard reboots, and if the sequels to the reboot use numbers/subtitles, but outside of that... knock this shit off.

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« Reply #373 on: August 25, 2018, 07:41:43 PM »
Finally got around watching Ready Player One and thus RLM's review of it.

The RLM review was better than the movie.  :doge
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« Reply #374 on: August 28, 2018, 09:08:04 AM »


O SHIT BOYS

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« Reply #375 on: August 28, 2018, 09:09:57 AM »
TIME TO CONSUME SHAQ MEAT :rejoice

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« Reply #376 on: August 28, 2018, 09:15:41 AM »
Probably a fake video, better report it to make sure.
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« Reply #377 on: August 28, 2018, 09:22:01 AM »
It was a real review, my expectations were subverted.
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« Reply #378 on: August 28, 2018, 09:26:11 AM »
It was a real review, my expectations were subverted.

Yeah I skipped to the halfway mark to check before posting. :lol

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« Reply #379 on: August 28, 2018, 09:27:30 AM »
It was a real review, my expectations were subverted.

Yeah I skipped to the halfway mark to check before posting. :lol
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« Reply #380 on: August 28, 2018, 09:53:46 AM »
really makes you think

anyone that likes this movie is probably a child or stupid or both
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« Reply #381 on: August 28, 2018, 09:58:21 AM »
Tfa was bewilderingly dumb, pls destroy.
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« Reply #382 on: August 28, 2018, 10:09:29 AM »
"So we blow that one up." :lol

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« Reply #383 on: August 28, 2018, 10:10:58 AM »
really makes you think

anyone that likes this movie is probably a child or stupid or both
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« Reply #384 on: August 28, 2018, 10:16:03 AM »
Dementia hits hard old man 
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« Reply #385 on: August 28, 2018, 10:22:49 AM »
Dementia hits hard old man

C'mere, son, I'll show you what hits hard.

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« Reply #386 on: August 28, 2018, 10:26:44 AM »
They scroll past the Alachia Queen Star Wars review, I'm unreasonably excited about my movie review worlds almost colliding :rejoice

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« Reply #387 on: August 28, 2018, 10:43:43 AM »
He hit on a couple good points I hadn't thought about, especially the comedy of errors section. I couldn't place my finger on why the movie's story felt so limp to me but I think that's a great explanation.

I don't think I agreed with about 20% of the review, and yeah, there wasn't much fire behind the mic, but it was a pretty good critique. Just not in the same tier as his best.

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« Reply #388 on: August 28, 2018, 10:50:07 AM »
I think the ending is in line with how they really feel

star wars is back to trash. done with it and why bother watching the next
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« Reply #389 on: August 28, 2018, 11:18:51 AM »
Yeah there's fuckall chance im going to be watching IX in the cinema, dont care about any of this shit :lol

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« Reply #390 on: August 28, 2018, 11:19:41 AM »
since it already had the plot structure of a comedy. should have just gone full into parody with the movie.

subverting expectations
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« Reply #391 on: August 28, 2018, 11:26:59 AM »
Meh, I didn't watch Solo in theaters, but I'll still watch IX.
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« Reply #392 on: August 28, 2018, 11:30:50 AM »
Yeah there's fuckall chance im going to be watching IX at all

FTFY.

Like what should I show up for? Probably watch Lando get dragged out to die? Love Lando but meh, I'm good writing the ST off.
my friends are all star wars people (I give them an untold amount of grief for it) so i'm sure they will bait me into watching it sometime with some social blackmail scheme (wont get me to the cinema though)

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« Reply #393 on: August 28, 2018, 11:32:06 AM »
Meh, I didn't watch Solo in theaters, but I'll still watch IX.
Still havent watched this turdball, dont care at all  :smug


I did however get tricked into watching The fucking Ant Man part 2 times too many :fbm

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« Reply #394 on: August 28, 2018, 11:56:37 AM »


O SHIT BOYS

He took a dump on this shit movie. I was actually feeling it until Rey ditched Kylo making all the development before pointless. If they took out the C plot with Finn and Rose and cut it at the point where he puts his hand out I would have thought it was fantastic. Instead it promises to subvert Star Wars tradition and then reverts to the old ways within ten seconds. Crap movie. I don't want to see another Star Wars after it. i have not seen Solo and I will not see Episode IX.

Also good on them for showing how much Star Trek takes a steaming dump on Star Wars.

Star Wars fucking sucks.
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« Reply #395 on: August 28, 2018, 12:33:53 PM »
I’m glad Mike is realizing that Kylo Ren being a intentional dumbass edgelord doesn’t make him a good character if they still playing it as a straight Vader Clone. Anakin was unintentionally bad and awful but there was at least a (shallow) sincerity than “IS LIKE VADER BUT DUMBER BE AFRAID” of Ren.

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« Reply #396 on: August 28, 2018, 01:58:57 PM »
There is no way they ignore part 9. There is just too much anticipation for their reactions (to all things Star Wars) for them to ignore it.

I feel bad for them, because they clearly don't enjoy the franchise anymore but they are kind of forced to see this thing out.


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« Reply #397 on: August 28, 2018, 03:19:47 PM »
7 was good enough and 9 will be the last part of the relevant story, so I'll watch it. Gonna bail out afterwards.

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« Reply #398 on: August 28, 2018, 03:32:26 PM »
Saw that TLJ was on Netflix the other day and was thinking about giving the movie another chance (only seen it once) until this review. Thanks guys!
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« Reply #399 on: August 28, 2018, 04:09:37 PM »
I honestly think that Finn should be the main character of the trilogy over Rey, specially if they wanted to bring true about ending the bloodline and destiny stuff. Is ironic that the only thing that could make her interesting, after her mistery box was discovered to be empty, was teaming up with a awful wannabe character. Because that could actually change the paradigms of the franchise while keeping Luke and the new characters.

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« Reply #400 on: August 28, 2018, 04:21:11 PM »
Former willful storm trooper that realizes how wrong the first order is, leaves, struggles with massive guilt and temptation from the dark side, only to become a Jedi master at the end of the trilogy would have been amazing and an incredible flip on Darth Vader’s character.
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« Reply #401 on: August 28, 2018, 04:42:39 PM »
Those deleted scenes though  :whoo No way I will touch that dude's trilogy. As if what was released didn't feel prequel-era enough already, with some of the only good parts being that he could use old characters he didn't create.

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« Reply #402 on: August 28, 2018, 04:48:41 PM »
Why the fuck give him a trilogy before the TLJ was released? Is he fucking Kathleen Kennedy? Or he was more willing in playing ball than Abrams?

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« Reply #403 on: August 28, 2018, 04:54:07 PM »
The deleted scenes took this even further into prequel shit tier than it was already. I hadn’t seen them and I’m embarrassed they were made and also for the actors involved. To be a black main character that uses a lightsaber and has a grand finale in the first film only to be turned into a gay joke. They did Finn wrong.
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« Reply #404 on: August 28, 2018, 05:38:59 PM »
Mike completely trashed this movie in the most comprehensive way.

The Star Trek / Star Wars montage was just painful. Just like him going back to scenes with nervous as fuck Johnson not knowing what the fuck he was doing.
This is one of the best reviews of anything ever created.

It's a work of art.
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« Reply #405 on: August 28, 2018, 05:41:11 PM »
Mike completely trashed this movie in the most comprehensive way.

The Star Trek / Star Wars montage was just painful. Just like him going back to scenes with nervous as fuck Johnson not knowing what the fuck he was doing.
This is one of the best reviews of anything ever created.

It's a work of art.

Poetry.

I do like this one better than his TFA review.

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« Reply #406 on: August 28, 2018, 06:14:21 PM »
The TFA review is bad but because is clear he enjoyed TFA and was annoyed of people saying the prequels were “better”...

That’s why is surprising that he admits, I think in the HitB of the Last Jedi or Rogue One, that Lucas was more sincere than the Disney boardroom.

He even backhanded admitted in this review that Rey defeating Kylo Ren in the TFA is kind of dumb unless is intended to make Kylo Ren a overhyped dumbass.

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« Reply #407 on: August 29, 2018, 01:25:01 AM »
Cheebs got fucking wrecked.

How’d he react to the review lmao
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« Reply #408 on: August 29, 2018, 04:23:58 AM »
The deleted scenes took this even further into prequel shit tier than it was already. I hadn’t seen them and I’m embarrassed they were made and also for the actors involved. To be a black main character that uses a lightsaber and has a grand finale in the first film only to be turned into a gay joke. They did Finn wrong.

Finn's first appearance being used for laughs in that bacta tank suit foreshadowed his character going to waste for the rest of the film. I guess in fairness, it also happened to others too.

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« Reply #409 on: August 29, 2018, 05:46:00 AM »
correctly calling rian johnson out for being an absolute filmschool freshman with a desperation to be noticed but without the talent to make his work stand out organically when everyone was still on his 4 and a half inches is one of my greater forum loser victories.

even his breaking bad episodes were wank.
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« Reply #410 on: August 29, 2018, 06:35:09 AM »
The TFA review is bad but because is clear he enjoyed TFA and was annoyed of people saying the prequels were “better”...

And so he stretched that review with an unrelated rant about some fan theory about Star Wars circles or something which was really lame.

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« Reply #411 on: August 29, 2018, 10:24:31 AM »
correctly calling rian johnson out for being an absolute filmschool freshman with a desperation to be noticed but without the talent to make his work stand out organically when everyone was still on his 4 and a half inches is one of my greater forum loser victories.

even his breaking bad episodes were wank.

We :bow to you.

It should have been Edgar Wright in hindsight
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« Reply #412 on: August 29, 2018, 01:01:12 PM »
A highly-stylized Star Wars would be something I would watch. Someone that's not afraid to make a movie that doesn't have to drench itself in visual/audio cues from the Lucas days.



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« Reply #413 on: August 29, 2018, 01:07:26 PM »
It should have been Edgar Wright in hindsight

my leftfield pick would be paul king, director/writer of paddington.

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« Reply #414 on: August 29, 2018, 01:09:47 PM »
What the fuck are they going to do for Episode IX? Short of a massive time skip that’s 10-20 years in the future after the rebellion rebuilds I’m not sure how they fix this?
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« Reply #415 on: August 29, 2018, 01:16:56 PM »
What the fuck are they going to do for Episode IX? Short of a massive time skip that’s 10-20 years in the future after the rebellion rebuilds I’m not sure how they fix this?

doesn't really matter. if you're paying to go see IX it's purely out of morbid curiosity or some bizarre allegiance to disney's corporate wokeness.

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« Reply #416 on: August 29, 2018, 01:17:18 PM »
How about some movies in the old republic era, or one while the sith (race) is still around.

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« Reply #417 on: August 29, 2018, 01:20:02 PM »
“Oh boy, all that help we called for in the last movie that never showed up finally got here (spoiler: it’s Lando). Now it’s time for one last desperate assault on the Death Star II Starkiller Base II!”
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« Reply #418 on: August 29, 2018, 01:22:06 PM »
whatever IX will be, there will be salt, consider this a blessing friends.

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« Reply #419 on: August 29, 2018, 01:28:57 PM »
How about some movies in the old republic era, or one while the sith (race) is still around.

I agree. More prequels!

Prequel memes >>>>> Sequel series

It’s over, Stro. The sequels have the high ground.
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