Race/Culture/Gender Shitposting Thread Sponsored By Cream

[Cream]

But mocking AAVE has a very long racist history and it’s been one of many ways to define black people in society as being unintelligent.

Why do you equate AAVE with intelligence, Cream? What's wrong with AAVE?

I obviously don’t, and I know you understand what I meant. Please stop deflecting. I was saying that western society has a long history of treating AAVE as one of many reasons black people are unintelligent.  But I know that you knew that’s what I was saying and you’re obviously trying to troll me

[Kurt Russell]

  LET MY PPLS GOES

  nah

  YOU REFUTE THE BLACK EMOJI

  eh

  WE WILL BRING A WAR

  eh

  YOU STILL DOUBT US?

  you won't do a thing

  YOU CRAFT YOUR OWN PERIL

  we got the stuff you want

  WHAT SAY YOU?

  we got your goods, we're not scared

  THESE FOOLS KNOW NOT WHAT WE WANT

  hrm let me think

  hey there

  uh
  Ma.. mah POWerrr

 

  PEACE?

 

 

Someone call Bobberts. This is the leaked script for the next Disney Star Wars movie.

[Jerry]

Ricky Gervais's new stand up on Netflix is pretty great and he talks about the exact thing that is winding Cream up:

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

[Cream]

The AVERAGE Brit seems like an unfair comparison to ANY black person. Shouldn’t it be the average African American?

Okay. Let's try something a bit fairer. What about an African American who does an Apu accent? Racist?

Yeah I think that’s racist.

[Cream]

  LET MY PPLS GOES

  nah

  YOU REFUTE THE BLACK EMOJI

  eh

  WE WILL BRING A WAR

  eh

  YOU STILL DOUBT US?

  you won't do a thing

  YOU CRAFT YOUR OWN PERIL

  we got the stuff you want

  WHAT SAY YOU?

  we got your goods, we're not scared

  THESE FOOLS KNOW NOT WHAT WE WANT

  hrm let me think

  hey there

  uh
  Ma.. mah POWerrr

 

  PEACE?

 

 

“These distinguished black fellows love our white women and that’s all you need to control them.”  That’s literally the joke you just made.

[BisMarckie]

I obviously don’t, and I know you understand what I meant. Please stop deflecting. I was saying that western society has a long history of treating AAVE as one of many reasons black people are unintelligent.  But I know that you knew that’s what I was saying and you’re obviously trying to troll me

Hey, don't say western when you mean American. In Europe we mock and hate everyone, that's why we have managed to start so many wars.

[Kurt Russell]

I obviously don’t, and I know you understand what I meant. Please stop deflecting. I was saying that western society has a long history of treating AAVE as one of many reasons black people are unintelligent.  But I know that you knew that’s what I was saying and you’re obviously trying to troll me

I actually wasn't - it's the same when the Islamists went apeshit about the Allah is Gay flyers. It's only inflammatory if you believe there's something inherently wrong with being gay. Seemed to me that you were saying that AAVE should not be used under any circumstance because it's equated with low intelligence.

[Jerry]

The AVERAGE Brit seems like an unfair comparison to ANY black person. Shouldn’t it be the average African American?

Okay. Let's try something a bit fairer. What about an African American who does an Apu accent? Racist?

Yeah I think that’s racist.

So by your own logic black people have power over indian people?

[Nabbis]

Ricky Gervais's new stand up on Netflix is pretty great and he talks about the exact thing that is winding Cream up:

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

But it's hurtful nonetheless.

[Kurt Russell]

Yeah I think that’s racist.

Even if he's punching up?

[marrec]

Ricky Gervais's new stand up on Netflix is pretty great and he talks about the exact thing that is winding Cream up:

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

So, a joke can have multiple subjects tho.

Joking that I'm racist cause I use y'all, and doing that by using hyperbolic caricatured AAVE, is racist.

[Rufus]

But mocking AAVE has a very long racist history and it’s been one of many ways to define black people in society as being unintelligent.

Why do you equate AAVE with intelligence, Cream? What's wrong with AAVE?

He's saying that AAVE is often seen as a sign of stupidity. Why do you want to twist it the other way?

[Cream]

The AVERAGE Brit seems like an unfair comparison to ANY black person. Shouldn’t it be the average African American?

Okay. Let's try something a bit fairer. What about an African American who does an Apu accent? Racist?

Yeah I think that’s racist.

So by your own logic black people have power over indian people?

Minorities can and often do propagate racism against each other. I believe mocking Indian people for their accents,  especially if you’re creating a stereo typical character like apu, is wrong.  So in that specific context yeah and individual black person would have that power over Indian person through mocking them.

[Kurt Russell]

Joking that I'm racist

It's not a joke.

[Cream]

I obviously don’t, and I know you understand what I meant. Please stop deflecting. I was saying that western society has a long history of treating AAVE as one of many reasons black people are unintelligent.  But I know that you knew that’s what I was saying and you’re obviously trying to troll me

I actually wasn't - it's the same when the Islamists went apeshit about the Allah is Gay flyers. It's only inflammatory if you believe there's something inherently wrong with being gay. Seemed to me that you were saying that AAVE should not be used under any circumstance because it's equated with low intelligence.

No I’m obviously saying that people should stop equating the people who use it with a low intelligence

 Why are the only two options with you people always be extremely racist and pretend race doesn’t exist

[EightBitNate]

Thanks TwoBitNate, I blame you for all this shit.

Is it hate EightBitNate week on here something?   :'(

[Kurt Russell]

Why are the only two options with you people always be extremely racist and pretend race doesn’t exist

Because if we all pretended race doesn't exist and stopped trying to hold others responsible for things that happened hundreds of years before they were fucking born, Trump wouldn't have happened?

[tummyfat]

What if a guy taught a pug to use black slang words

[Cream]

Why are the only two options with you people always be extremely racist and pretend race doesn’t exist

Because if we all pretended race doesn't exist and stopped trying to hold others responsible for things that happened hundreds of years before they were fucking born, Trump wouldn't have happened?

Racism and oppression still occurs on a national scale every day. Colorblindness doesn’t work and has been proven to make inequality worse.  The majority is still benefiting from those things that happened hundreds of years ago and also are benefiting from what’s happening right now

[Momo]

Thanks TwoBitNate, I blame you for all this shit.

Is it hate EightBitNate week on here something?   :'(

I dont dislike you, but your recent actions have disappointed me son. 

[marrec]

Joking that I'm racist

It's not a joke.

Alright I'll bite, how am I racist?

[EightBitNate]

Thanks TwoBitNate, I blame you for all this shit.

Is it hate EightBitNate week on here something?   :'(

I dont dislike you, but your recent actions have disappointed me son.

Such as

[samfish]

Ricky Gervais's new stand up on Netflix is pretty great and he talks about the exact thing that is winding Cream up:

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

So, a joke can have multiple subjects tho.

Joking that I'm racist cause I use y'all, and doing that by using hyperbolic caricatured AAVE, is racist.

Then how would you frame the joke so it's not racist?

You guys are saying that absurdist parody is racist, regardless of the context its being done in. If you're going to make the claim, then at least tell us how you'd frame the joke yourself.

[Rufus]

Because if we all pretended race doesn't exist and stopped trying to hold others responsible for things that happened hundreds of years before they were fucking born, Trump wouldn't have happened?

Man, I had a hunch you were a simpleton, but I didn't realize to quite what extent your brow slopes.

[thisismyusername]

"Ya'll shouldn't be appropriatin' dem emojis mah niccas" - marrec probably

Hey! Another racist on the bore. Shocker

And yet It still post here. What does that say about It?

"But I'm black, ya'll! I can't be racist!"

[tummyfat]

Black comedians have been using 'white voice' to make someone sound nerdy and corny for years and I have never once considered it racist.

[Cream]

Ricky Gervais's new stand up on Netflix is pretty great and he talks about the exact thing that is winding Cream up:

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

So, a joke can have multiple subjects tho.

Joking that I'm racist cause I use y'all, and doing that by using hyperbolic caricatured AAVE, is racist.

Then how would you frame the joke so it's not racist?

You guys are saying that absurdist parody is racist, regardless of the context its being done in. If you're going to make the claim, then at least tell us how you'd frame the joke yourself.

 If the point of the joke is specifically that marrec  pretends to be black then I would make that joke without actually mocking the way black people speak.

[Assimilate]

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All this shows me is that white people have always been clever with marketing.   

And let's not pretend black people don't do this with white people all the time. It's hilarious when Chris Rock does it, but not when a white guy does it? It's about fucking context.

Yes, marketing in this form is fucked up, but that doesn't mean other forms of imitation are. Was Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder racist to you?

[samfish]

Ricky Gervais's new stand up on Netflix is pretty great and he talks about the exact thing that is winding Cream up:

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

So, a joke can have multiple subjects tho.

Joking that I'm racist cause I use y'all, and doing that by using hyperbolic caricatured AAVE, is racist.

Then how would you frame the joke so it's not racist?

You guys are saying that absurdist parody is racist, regardless of the context its being done in. If you're going to make the claim, then at least tell us how you'd frame the joke yourself.

 If the point of the joke is specifically that marrec  pretends to be black then I would make that joke without actually mocking the way black people speak.

So make the joke. I am genuinely curious.

Also I want to trick marrec into making fun of himself

[marrec]

Ricky Gervais's new stand up on Netflix is pretty great and he talks about the exact thing that is winding Cream up:

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

So, a joke can have multiple subjects tho.

Joking that I'm racist cause I use y'all, and doing that by using hyperbolic caricatured AAVE, is racist.

Then how would you frame the joke so it's not racist?

You guys are saying that absurdist parody is racist, regardless of the context its being done in. If you're going to make the claim, then at least tell us how you'd frame the joke yourself.

That specific absurdist parody is racist because it's often not used as a joke, but instead used to denigrate the intelligence of black people.

I'd probably just frame the joke using AAVE without the hyperbolic parody?

[Nabbis]

Because if we all pretended race doesn't exist and stopped trying to hold others responsible for things that happened hundreds of years before they were fucking born, Trump wouldn't have happened?

Man, I had a hunch you were a simpleton, but I didn't realize to quite what extent your brow slopes.

I don't know about that colorblind stuff, but what Marrec and Cream are doing sure as hell ain't helping anyone(aside from their own mental coping mechanisms).

[Cream]

Black comedians have been using 'white voice' to make someone sound nerdy and corny for years and I have never once considered it racist.

Maybe it is racist, I don’t know but probably not. -shrug- but the difference in power dynamics makes it completely toothless, and a black person making fun of the way white people talk (rather than a specific white person which can obviously be mean and hurtful) doesn’t actually have any negative effect on white people. Certainly not any demonstrable effect.

[marrec]

Ricky Gervais's new stand up on Netflix is pretty great and he talks about the exact thing that is winding Cream up:

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

So, a joke can have multiple subjects tho.

Joking that I'm racist cause I use y'all, and doing that by using hyperbolic caricatured AAVE, is racist.

Then how would you frame the joke so it's not racist?

You guys are saying that absurdist parody is racist, regardless of the context its being done in. If you're going to make the claim, then at least tell us how you'd frame the joke yourself.

 If the point of the joke is specifically that marrec  pretends to be black then I would make that joke without actually mocking the way black people speak.

So make the joke. I am genuinely curious.

Also I want to trick marrec into making fun of himself

Man you don't need to trick me into being self-deprecating lol

[Jerry]

Cream and Marrec are humourless robots confirmed.

[thisismyusername]

Thanks TwoBitNate, I blame you for all this shit.

Is it hate EightBitNate week on here something?   :'(

It's always "shit on the worst poster of the Bore that brought It here" day.

[Assimilate]

Black comedians have been using 'white voice' to make someone sound nerdy and corny for years and I have never once considered it racist.

Maybe it is racist, I don’t know but probably not. -shrug- but the difference in power dynamics makes it completely toothless, and a black person making fun of the way white people talk (rather than a specific white person which can obviously be mean and hurtful) doesn’t actually have any negative effect on white people. Certainly not any demonstrable effect.

Your so powerless, your race so powerless, you need help from other white people 

If i were black i think i'd hate you even more.

[Cream]

(Image removed from quote.)

All this shows me is that white people have always been clever with marketing.   

And let's not pretend black people don't do this with white people all the time. It's hilarious when Chris Rock does it, but not when a white guy does it? It's about fucking context.

Yes, marketing in this form is fucked up, but that doesn't mean other forms of imitation are. Was Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder racist to you?

No I don’t think so because it was specifically a commentary on that kind of racism and the movie consistently proves to you that it understands the problem. Part of it is also that RDJ didn’t do a typical blackface with the inky skin, red lipstick etc. he actually attempted to embody a black person and the movie uses the contradiction and racism to make a statement.  The point that what he’s doing is racist is completely the point

[BisMarckie]

Cream and Marrec are humourless robots confirmed.

Cream and marrec Hm...

Marrec is an anagram of cream 

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If you discount the second R, but close enough

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marrec doxxed! 

[Cream]

Cream and Marrec are humourless robots confirmed.

If A black person doesn’t find mocking AAVE funny then they don’t like any comedy? Is that how it works?

[nudemacusers]

Joking that I'm racist

It's not a joke.

Alright I'll bite, how am I racist?

If you have to ask

[marrec]

Joking that I'm racist

It's not a joke.

Alright I'll bite, how am I racist?

If you have to ask

Then I can't afford it?

[Jerry]

Thought experiment:

At what point in the future would poking fun at minorities, for example black people, NOT be considered racist?

[thisismyusername]

Marrec is ok in my book for EXPOSING your thursT bitches on that pedo teacher. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

It, meanwhile.

[samfish]

Cream and Marrec are humourless robots confirmed.

If A black person doesn’t find mocking AAVE funny then they don’t like any comedy? Is that how it works?

[Assimilate]

What's your endgame Cream? What is it you'd like to accomplish here because all i see is pweease pweease help us we're an oppressed group 

Didn't the Social Studies Warrior movement try and pull shit with 'white cis males" ? what happened? The "alt-right" mobilized, created endless meme glory and helped elect a fucking lunatic for no other purpose but to say "FUCK YOU look at these lolz"

I'm not sure what you want, maybe do the same?

 

[marrec]

Thought experiment:

At what point in the future would poking fun at minorities, for example black people, NOT be considered racist?

Man, I don't have any authority on this, but I don't think poking fun at minorities is ALWAYS racist.

Being racist while poking fun at minorities tho...

[etiolate]

EMOJI CULTURE WAR 2: THE WE ARE NOT EQUAL THE SEQUELl

  LET MY PPLS GOES

  nah

  YOU REFUTE THE BLACK EMOJI

  eh

  WE WILL BRING A WAR

  eh

  YOU STILL DOUBT US?

  you won't do a thing

  YOU CRAFT YOUR OWN PERIL

  we got the stuff you want

  WHAT SAY YOU?

  we got your goods, we're not scared

  THESE FOOLS KNOW NOT WHAT WE WANT

  hrm let me think

  hey there

  uh
  Ma.. mah POWerrr

 

  PEACE?

 

 

“These distinguished black fellows love our white women and that’s all you need to control them.”  That’s literally the joke you just made.

  OLD DEAL IS OFF

  new phone who dis

  WE ONLY CARE ABOUT BLACK DICKS

 

  BLACK BOIS  CUZ WE BITRANS LG BEE t model,

  LATEST HOTTEST iBONE, BLACK DICC

  GAME OVER WHITE EMOJIS

 

  okay but what if

  NO WHATIFF BBC OR GTFO

  what if we can make a deal EH?

  NO WHITE GIRLS ANYMORE

  but then I don't understand

  UNDERSTAND WHAT

  that ho over there

  NO THOTS ONLY BLACK DICC

  so you say but uh

  whats that over there?



  HEY MY FELLOW PROUD  BROTHERS AND SISTERS

  uh oh

  FUCCCCCCCK

  THE WHITE GIRLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING

BLACK DICC PRIDE!

  THE ENTERPRISE ...

  ... IS OVER

 

  TOLD y'ALL IT NEVER WORK

  SHUTUP MARREC

  truce?

 

And then there was peace through out the land...

[Assimilate]

Why is bork trying to make this like Ree? locking threads so he can purge posts to then reopen? geesh

[Cream]

EMOJI CULTURE WAR 2: THE WE ARE NOT EQUAL THE SEQUELl

  LET MY PPLS GOES

  nah

  YOU REFUTE THE BLACK EMOJI

  eh

  WE WILL BRING A WAR

  eh

  YOU STILL DOUBT US?

  you won't do a thing

  YOU CRAFT YOUR OWN PERIL

  we got the stuff you want

  WHAT SAY YOU?

  we got your goods, we're not scared

  THESE FOOLS KNOW NOT WHAT WE WANT

  hrm let me think

  hey there

  uh
  Ma.. mah POWerrr

 

  PEACE?

 

 

“These distinguished black fellows love our white women and that’s all you need to control them.”  That’s literally the joke you just made.

  OLD DEAL IS OFF

  new phone who dis

  WE ONLY CARE ABOUT BLACK DICKS

 

  BLACK BOIS  CUZ WE BITRANS LG BEE t model,

  LATEST HOTTEST iBONE, BLACK DICC

  GAME OVER WHITE EMOJIS

 

  okay but what if

  NO WHATIFF BBC OR GTFO

  what if we can make a deal EH?

  NO WHITE GIRLS ANYMORE

  but then I don't understand

  UNDERSTAND WHAT

  that ho over there

  NO THOTS ONLY BLACK DICC

  so you say but uh

  whats that over there?



  HEY MY FELLOW PROUD  BROTHERS AND SISTERS

  uh oh

  FUCCCCCCCK

  THE WHITE GIRLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING

BLACK DICC PRIDE!

  THE ENTERPRISE ...

  ... IS OVER

 

  TOLD y'ALL IT NEVER WORK

  SHUTUP MARREC

  truce?

 

And then there was peace through out the land...

Wow I remember when you were trying to be subtle about your racism. What happened?

[EightBitNate]

So is the RE thread gonna get unlocked? I honestly don’t give a shit about your guys’ petty squabbles.

[marrec]

Why is bork trying to make this like Ree? locking threads so he can purge posts to then reopen? geesh

Probably cause momo was crying about it

[tummyfat]

Just lock Cream and marrec in this thread - board fixed

[Rufus]

Of course it will be re-opened. As soon as Bork is done wasting his time.

[Cream]

Just ban Cream and marrec - board fixed

Yeah need to keep the racist transphobic safe space free of any consideration given to minorities intact

[etiolate]

You're right. It's pretty racist. I left out the asian emojis. Totally non-inclusive.

 

[Nola]

Why are the only two options with you people always be extremely racist and pretend race doesn’t exist

Because if we all pretended race doesn't exist and stopped trying to hold others responsible for things that happened hundreds of years before they were fucking born, Trump wouldn't have happened?

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-07-19/redlining-never-went-away

https://apnews.com/c018fd2a637244e58a0a44a44f0847b4

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/01/jpmorgan-lawsuit-discrimination/513494/

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-wells-lending-settlement/wells-fargo-to-pay-175-million-in-race-discrimination-probe-idUSBRE86B0V220120712

Come again?

[marrec]

Just lock Cream and marrec in this thread - board fixed

Sorry I messed up your safe space y'all

[Nabbis]

Just lock Cream and marrec in this thread - board fixed

Sorry I messed up your safe space y'all

Essentially:

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[close]

[Cream]

So is any talk of the r-word or the g-word in this thread period bannable?

[etiolate]

the what word

reeee and gaf?