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[kingv]

Mammoth was one of the few BCT regulars I could tolerate in GAF.

[benjipwns]

I like that it didn't get out of it's car to meet the delivery person.

but did get out to confront, berate, argue and escalate to contacting the boss of the delivery dude which probably took a hundred times as long

[benjipwns]

secret great part of that post:

and eventually, a call to his manager, because this guy was a total douchebag, although, I'm still conflicted because this guy knows where I live, and my name, so hmmmmm...

[Cauliflower Of Love]

They're business model must be paying dividends for the rubbles to keep coming in.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I didn't know mammoth was one of the good ones.

[Uncle]

Ban MammothJones re-elect mayor PogiJones

[remy]

yeah lol at watching the guy deliver to your door and then yelling at him for not doing it how you like 

i should mention that punting and lobbing parcels marked fragile into a truck was oddly satisfying in a job filled with brutal hours and backbreaking labour

[kingv]

I didn't know mammoth was one of the good ones.

Well, he was one of the few people on GAF that had a job.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I didn't know mammoth was one of the good ones.

Well, he was one of the few people on GAF that had a job.

Yikes

[benjipwns]

if there wasn't a King of Queens episode (Kevin James' character worked at "UPS") where someone complained so they put em on a "list" and totally manhandled all their packages from then on, there should have been because that's pretty easy and obvious comedy writing and that whole show seemed like that's how all of it came to exist

plus it rips off the Seinfeld episode where the doctors put stuff in Elaine's chart (and Uncle Leo and Kramer eventually) so it's already been done by a classic! a two-fer!

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[Assimilate]

Edit: I really want some athlete to like unite the world records across both genders by winning it as a male, taking hormones for a year and then blazing all competitors as a women.

https://www.novinite.com/articles/187585/Transsexual+Volleyball+Player+Breaks+Record+on+Points+in+a+Match+and+Provokes+Controversy+in+Brazil

This world is going to be fucking hilarious when all the female athletes were once biological bros lol

[thisismyusername]

Ban MammothJones re-elect mayor PogiJones

Got my vote.

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#PogiSendNudesBB

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[Assimilate]

Yea know.... women sports suck. almost all of them suck to watch. maybe it'd actually be better if it were all dominated by transwomen 

[remy]

 literally why does anyone give a fuck about sports

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Women's volleyball is on point.

Golf too.

Them short hair hotties banging away at balls with metal clubs.

 

[clothedmacuser]

Buy a gauntlet from Museum Replicas to protect from scratches and then compassionately drown it in your bathtub/sink/toilet.

User Banned (1 Week): History of trolling and antagonizing other members


https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-should-i-do-to-get-rid-of-my-cat.75259/


I guess it wasn't a "fun day"

[Uncle]

literally why does anyone give a fuck about sports

I'm wondering if there will be a turn coming but maybe that's just wishful thinking

Jingoism is dying or at least falling out of favor fast and with that dies hometown pride, state pride, team pride

Because again who cares about the circumstances of where you are from, who cares if a guy from your state is good at sports

The world's moving so fast that everyone's too busy for most things, when will we be too busy to set aside a couple hours to watch other people play a game?

Wait no Let's Play is as popular as ever so scratch that

Fuck

[FStop7]

Stoner thought: If ResetERA’s ruling opinion is that it’s acceptable to retaliate with prejudice in order to defeat racists and oppressors (punching Nazis, punching an old woman who uses a racial slur in public) then they have to accept that dropping the bomb on Hiroshima was not only justified, it was required.  FDR would have been negligent if he hadn’t used it, by Resetera rules.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Buy a gauntlet from Museum Replicas to protect from scratches and then compassionately drown it in your bathtub/sink/toilet.

User Banned (1 Week): History of trolling and antagonizing other members


https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-should-i-do-to-get-rid-of-my-cat.75259/


I guess it wasn't a "fun day"

Has this op posted about seeing avengers like ten times or something?

[agrajag]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-should-i-do-to-get-rid-of-my-cat.75259/

Basically I need to focus on more important things in life right now, like work and college, so that leaves no time for pets. I'll just end up making him feel neglected. So I need some advice on what's the best possible way to disown a pet

Edit: I live at home with my parents. The cat has anxiety issues. He's by himself most of the time and my parents won't let him leave my room

What a piece of shit family, including the OP.

[clothedmacuser]

Looks like Slayven settled shit for enzom

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13873075


Ban should just read, "Not enough slickness."

[agrajag]

Or, the kid got the cat without asking his parents and his parents are enforcing a pretty reasonable stance. Either way the kid sucks.

Fuck that family. That's animal cruelty.

[benjipwns]

The solution is obvious: Order a pizza and set the cat outside to catch it incase the delivery guy throws it from ten feet away. Win-win.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I know someone who made mammoth an avatar once, and he would be ashamed of what he's saying nowadays.

[remy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-should-i-do-to-get-rid-of-my-cat.75259/

Basically I need to focus on more important things in life right now, like work and college, so that leaves no time for pets. I'll just end up making him feel neglected. So I need some advice on what's the best possible way to disown a pet

Edit: I live at home with my parents. The cat has anxiety issues. He's by himself most of the time and my parents won't let him leave my room

What a piece of shit family, including the OP.

someone who can't handle losing in street fighter without going into a full blown distinguished mentally-challenged autistic meltdown and making a thread on resetera about it every 2 weeks shouldn't be trusted with a cat 

[seagrams hotsauce]

the parents not letting him let the cat out of his room also implies that he constantly smells like catpiss

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The solution is obvious: Order a pizza and set the cat outside to catch it incase the delivery guy throws it from ten feet away. Win-win.

Why? is it a chicago deep dish?

cause that's all they are good for



and they're not even good for that

[who is ted danson?]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13874791/
Hmm...if only there were somewhere else you could buy a PS4 from.  :'(

i love how this fuckin goober is ordering the roach + ps4 combo to save $50, and then at the end of the post says he has already bought ps4 games.  just buy the thing new and play fornite until you can buy a game if its such a big deal.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I know you'll are gamers too, but when I hear someone start talking games at me in real life. I just hate you.

[who is ted danson?]

self control vol.2

rock star can fuck off

i'm not getting red dead 2 because of their labour practices

(maybe i'll get it used one day or on a deep discount)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/l-a-noire-crunch-culture-bondi-issues-rockstar-boss-chimes-in-nocakeday.75194/#post-13863834

[benjipwns]

self control vol.2

rock star can fuck off

i'm not getting red dead 2 because of their labour practices

(maybe i'll get it used one day or on a deep discount)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/l-a-noire-crunch-culture-bondi-issues-rockstar-boss-chimes-in-nocakeday.75194/#post-13863834

" GameStop Corp. likes this."

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/devs-tweeting-about-their-games-that-were-made-with-no-crunch.75268/

Clearly this is going to be mostly smaller games, but it simply goes to show you can still put out a quality product without damaging your team's health.

How would anyone know if they are quality? 

[benjipwns]

better bomb throwing into that thread would be something like "Valve, CIG, CD Projekt Red, and others seem to do just fine financially without crunching to meet arbitrary release dates"

[Bore Expert]

So this is what it sounds like... when devs cry

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[Boredfrom]

Buy a gauntlet from Museum Replicas to protect from scratches and then compassionately drown it in your bathtub/sink/toilet.

User Banned (1 Week): History of trolling and antagonizing other members


https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-should-i-do-to-get-rid-of-my-cat.75259/


I guess it wasn't a "fun day"

Reee is so joyless that is becoming hilarious.

[clothedmacuser]

Buy a gauntlet from Museum Replicas to protect from scratches and then compassionately drown it in your bathtub/sink/toilet.

User Banned (1 Week): History of trolling and antagonizing other members


https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-should-i-do-to-get-rid-of-my-cat.75259/


I guess it wasn't a "fun day"

Reee is so joyless that is becoming hilarious.

User warned: inappropriate drive-by

Well, that's not funny.
At all.

Can you guys calm down, you know, a bit? Stop going after each other. Either discuss the OP/thread or don't post.

EDIT: And cool it with the animal abuse "jokes."




All right, it looks like we cannot seem to have a level-headed discussion here. OP - Good luck, hope you can find a home for your cat.

 


Anchorman is too




for them.  Haha, Can't wait for "Did Ron Burgundy commit mental rape with Veronica Corningstone?"

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/your-package-delivery-horror-stories.75244/

So I just got home earlier, and on my way in, I see a UPS truck about to deliver my package.

It was blocking my driveway, so I couldn't get into the garage so I just waited for the driver to hurry up and deliver my package.

As he got out of the truck, he gave me a thumbs up to let me know that he's going to move out of the way as soon as possible.

Then once he got out of the truck with my package, and when he was about 10 feet away from the front door, just underhand threw the package onto my front door, and ran back to his truck, as I stared in disbelief and anger that he just did that in front of me.

I got out of the car, and told the guy I saw him toss my package, and demanded to know his name, and he just said, no worries, the package was light, which is why he threw it, so he could hurry up and leave so he's not blocking me.

Then we get into a back and forth argument, with me ending up getting his name, number, and eventually, a call to his manager, because this guy was a total douchebag, although, I'm still conflicted because this guy knows where I live, and my name, so hmmmmm...but I'll figure that out tomorrow when I'm not tired from work.

I don't think I ever met any delivery man so brazen to just do that in front of me, and hope this is the only time it ever happens.

What are some of your terrible package delivery stories?

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It was a T-shirt.

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Well actually.

Nope, it was just a bunch of chips, which is why it was so light, so luckily it wasn't an issue other than the driver being a dick about it.

What kind of fucking moron order chips for delivery.

[remy]

buying chips from a store requires interacting with other humans 

[benjipwns]

buying chips from a store requires interacting with other humans 

but so does berating the rabidly violent Trump supporting Nazi delivery man and his alt-right gater boss

[Boredfrom]

lol nah, i dont value 99.9 % of this forum's opinion on anything social or political regardless of whether or not my view aligns. Its just unrealistically idealistic and hate driven, and probably not even honest.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13884681/

 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-should-i-do-to-get-rid-of-my-cat.75259/page-6#post-13879579

OP, your stepmom was right in more ways than one. You need to grow up or speak to a professional and tell them you don't know how to do anything. You talked about cancelling going to the movies with your parents due to her comment and now wanna ditch the cat. Also, you said life could not be fun if you had to work. You come across bitter and petty.

Wait. OPs the one who’s step mom told him to get his shit together. Dude you’ve posted four fucking threads today. You have plenty of time to care for a cat instead of talking about sonic the hedgehog on a video game message board.

I still think this is a sign that you need to work toward getting your own space. If your entire life is contained within a small room and the cat is trapped with you, that's not fair to you OR the cat.

thread started getting spicy, between that and the jokes i can see why the discussion had runs its course

#TrustTheProgress

[BikeJesus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/‘sexualized-and-fetishized-’-british-girls-say-school-uniforms-make-them-a-target-of-harassment.75286/

So now women should change what they wear, rather than men not harass and grope them? Maybe just put all of them in burkas.

Fucking Reetards.

[Transhuman]

I mean if they think it'll help, they probably should abolish it. And why even have skirts as mandatory attire in the first place? That shit is dumb

[Momo]

This NPC meme is giving me the breath of spicy pudding I need to get through my workday brehs, just saw a guy make an NPC comment in a random reddit movie thread and the victim of said jab went nuclear

[clothedmacuser]

It's not the skirts, it's the tartan pattern.  And the knee high socks.  And those mary jane shoes.  Combine that with a necktie and collared shirt open down the center *breathes heavily* and you have to ask what they were thinking making them dress like that.


 

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What the hell, britania?

[ashep]

LMFAO at astro being unmasked in that cat thread

 

[Transhuman]

It's not the skirts, it's the tartan pattern.  And the knee high socks.  And those mary jane shoes.  Combine that with a necktie and collared shirt open down the center *breathes heavily* and you have to ask what they were thinking making them dress like that.


 

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What the hell, britania?

I mean plaid skirts used to be smart and simple attire but then the porn industry made them seem slutty with it's gross schoolgirl fetishism

[BikeJesus]

It's not the skirts, it's the tartan pattern.  And the knee high socks.  And those mary jane shoes.  Combine that with a necktie and collared shirt open down the center *breathes heavily* and you have to ask what they were thinking making them dress like that.


 

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What the hell, britania?

I mean plaid skirts used to be smart and simple attire but then the (((porn industry))) made them seem slutty with it's gross schoolgirl fetishism

Fixed.

[Occam]

There is something very wrong if a forum feels the need to discipline/silence its members for posting objective truth. The thing about resetera is that the place eventually reeducates the weak of mind into believing that the ever increasing radicalization/insanity of the forum is normal, and that the rest of the world is wrong. It's basically brainwashing.
I saw it was going into the wrong direction for a while; my breaking point came when they temp banned me for pointing out the misogyny of Islamic clothing for women (specifically full body veils).
The American perpetuation of Nazi racial theory in the forum is insane as well.
Spoiler alert: There are no separate human races. There is a reason why the word "race" is getting removed from constitutions and legal texts all over Europe (latest example: France): Because there is only one human race. Believing that races exist means Hitler has won.

It's a shame most members of resetera will never read any of this.

[Bore Expert]

I beat hitler420 last night in every race on forza. Dunno wtf you’re talking about

[HardcoreRetro]

Wow guys, did you know that place is an echo chamber echo chamber echo chamber echo chamber echo chamber

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Fuck you

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[Occam]

Racism is real, race is not.

[VomKriege]

So this is what it sounds like... when devs cry

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Maybe I'm like my Tyler, too bold.
Maybe you're just like my ressetlement advisor, she's never satisfied.

[VomKriege]

You think brothels are somehow the one industry that is completely socialist?

[Transhuman]

Racism is real, race is not.

You're telling me all the interracial porn I watched was a lie?

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98sexualized-and-fetishized-%E2%80%99-british-girls-say-school-uniforms-make-them-a-target-of-harassment.75286/

Men were a mistake.

[Transhuman]

He's right. I wish I had been born a woman

If I could do it all over as a woman, I would become a high end prostitute for attractive wealthy lesbians. That way I could be very wealthy, yet still have sex with women like I like doing now.

[HaughtyFrank]

This guy is Lime, right?

"Propose a different name for Red Dead Redemption 2"

White Dude Takes Part In Colonial Genocide Pt. 58195

- Brought to you on the exploited backs of 100 hour workweeks & cheap labor in the Global South

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13887850

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

 

[Assimilate]

Racism is real, race is not.

Um, what? Don't scientists now just refer to it as 'population segments' or 'groups' to avoid this kind of garbage hysteria?

Would you feel better if they called them 'breeds' or something?