Masozi: Yes, officer?
Policeman: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Masozi: No.
Policeman: You have two broken tail lights, an expired tag, and you were doing 90 in a 35 MPH zone. License and registration.
Masozi: I don't have them.
Policeman: Step out of the car, please, sir.
Masozi: Now hold on a sec-
Policeman: STEP OUT OF THE CAR NOW, SIR.
Masozi: EXCUSE ME, OFFICER. I HAVE MOD CONTACTS.
Policeman: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir. My apologies. Please be on your way. Did you need an escort?
Masozi: I'll see to it that your badge is revoked for this. I'm going to post a thread on ResetEra immediately.
Policeman: :'(