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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #480 on: June 09, 2018, 01:25:00 PM »
star wars game from titanfall devs here we go

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« Reply #481 on: June 09, 2018, 02:17:47 PM »
streaming and subscription shit

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« Reply #482 on: June 09, 2018, 02:20:49 PM »
This EA conference is just...  :lol

The audience is dead.

And so are the presenters.  :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #483 on: June 09, 2018, 02:29:08 PM »
lmao at only the plants in the audience cheering for clone wars shit in Battlefront 2

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« Reply #484 on: June 09, 2018, 02:32:13 PM »
Battlefield V looked cool, though i dread what they will add instead of microtransactions.

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« Reply #485 on: June 09, 2018, 02:33:14 PM »
:nerds

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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #486 on: June 09, 2018, 02:40:42 PM »
The Kraftwerk t-shirt was the best thing so far.

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« Reply #487 on: June 09, 2018, 02:42:09 PM »
All sose emotions. Sis is what being human is all about.

(Sorry.)

But yeah. Best T-Shirt so far.
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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #488 on: June 09, 2018, 02:52:20 PM »
Watch Command and Conquer get raped. LIVE!

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« Reply #489 on: June 09, 2018, 02:57:30 PM »
Deep strategic gameplay.

And livestreaming an esport event... OF A F'ING MOBILE GAME. :-\

Or is that shoutcasting.

And it's a freaking abomination of a skullfucked Command and Conquer entry.

Fuck me.  :lol
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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #490 on: June 09, 2018, 03:00:19 PM »
Anthem looks straight up like destiny. I'm almost kind of offended?

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« Reply #491 on: June 09, 2018, 03:08:41 PM »
"We have designed the game for DLC, but we wouldn't dare calling it that. It's ... "alive"."

So much work in this Intellectual property (or IP, as we were saying).

11/10 cringe for this. Best conference so far.
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« Reply #492 on: June 09, 2018, 03:09:10 PM »
lmao they really saw bungie fuck this up 2-3 times and went "yeah lets maybe not be so ambitious"

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« Reply #493 on: June 09, 2018, 03:10:32 PM »
SweetNicole mention.  Salvaged this fucking thing.

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« Reply #494 on: June 09, 2018, 03:10:46 PM »
lmfao Sweet Nicole.

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« Reply #495 on: June 09, 2018, 03:11:07 PM »
lmao they really saw bungie fuck this up 2-3 times and went "yeah lets maybe not be so ambitious"

To be fair, Bungie's ambition did not reach even indie levels.

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« Reply #496 on: June 09, 2018, 03:11:53 PM »
I'd probably be upset if I still cared about Bioware.
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« Reply #497 on: June 09, 2018, 03:13:47 PM »

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« Reply #498 on: June 09, 2018, 03:15:17 PM »
I'd probably be upset if I still cared about Bioware.
I finally learned my lesson after Andromeda. I was so hyped for that game :fbm

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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #499 on: June 09, 2018, 03:16:12 PM »
this is just warframe for normies

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« Reply #500 on: June 09, 2018, 03:19:43 PM »
Winter 2019. Ooof. Will still take a while.

Not that I'll be able to play it.


DON'T FORGET THE F-R-E-E TRIALS
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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #501 on: June 09, 2018, 03:21:04 PM »
Well, the bar has been set pretty high. Not sure how other conferences will top this.

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« Reply #502 on: June 09, 2018, 03:24:36 PM »


Looks kinda good so far. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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« Reply #503 on: June 09, 2018, 03:26:28 PM »
MS can still top this. They'll have to try hard, but they are able, ....and probably willing.
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« Reply #504 on: June 09, 2018, 03:52:18 PM »
It was typical EA dreadful. As a bonus, thanks to the retatata shoutout and empty virtue speech at the end, I can already picture all the cringe circle jerks that will now follow, right next to Disney shilling :holeup As if "nominated worst company in America" and maker of ripoff software EA really gives a damn about these values just because they make more female characters playable.
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« Reply #505 on: June 09, 2018, 04:47:26 PM »
That was just awkward and bad. Maybe the dual yarn people thing will be cool?
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« Reply #506 on: June 09, 2018, 05:42:56 PM »
It's actually pretty damn smart of Team Ninja and I gotta give it to them.

Make it non-pervy base game, gets more recognition in the west, gets into western tournaments.
Then sell all the pervy outfits for the women as DLC, make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ from all the pervy fans. Hey it's all optional

...So just like DOA5 then?  :P
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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #507 on: June 09, 2018, 07:50:18 PM »
Fuck EA for raping the corpse of Command and Conquer.

Now that's out of my system.

Anthem looks pretty nice but is the love child of Destiny, Titanfall and Lost Planet. I'm not sure if those 3 things mix and/or if 'Destiny' still has the appeal it once had.
I'm also not entirely sure if a February 2019 release is going to work out for them.
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« Reply #508 on: June 09, 2018, 08:23:28 PM »
EA shouldn't have done a conference but some separate announcements during E3 week.
A Battlefield V look today, Anthem after/during the Sony or MS presser, some EA sports event later in the week.
That way everyone would be happy.

They had no reason to do a conference without any content to back it up.
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« Reply #509 on: June 09, 2018, 08:59:32 PM »

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« Reply #510 on: June 09, 2018, 09:03:54 PM »
Mobile gaming is so trash.
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« Reply #511 on: June 09, 2018, 09:16:42 PM »

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« Reply #512 on: June 09, 2018, 09:27:57 PM »
sorta bad news benji but apparently the dude (lead art designer) responsible for titan designs (he's the one who talks about designing via kitbashing/models first) and the dude who did all those silly but cool reload animations both went back to Infinity Ward =/

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« Reply #513 on: June 09, 2018, 11:16:11 PM »


Three minute video of two people talking, was that what the whole conference was like?
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« Reply #514 on: June 10, 2018, 12:14:21 AM »
nope, to introduce Anthem they had four people talking while concept art and five second clips of one slice of the game kept looping

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« Reply #515 on: June 10, 2018, 12:47:53 AM »
tfw your game releases in 8 months but your sizzle reel mostly consists of early concept art.

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« Reply #516 on: June 10, 2018, 12:57:39 AM »
We've really fallen from "five hundred and ninety nine u.s. dollars" and "ridge racer" and "attack its weak point for massive damage".

Vintage Sony E3 conference #fails.

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« Reply #517 on: June 10, 2018, 01:50:53 AM »
Jesus at that Xbox one X price drop...
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« Reply #518 on: June 10, 2018, 02:30:10 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/anthem-release-date-revealed-february-22nd-2019.47916/page-8#post-8934611

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Wow, Anthem looks AMAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!! I'm here for that Iron Man action, I mean Ranger action. I'm watching the presentation and Andrea out of nowhere namedrops SweetNicole haha. ResetEra represent haha, this place has truly become a force to reckon with in the gaming community and it feels like we don't go a day without getting some mention on big podcasts and what not. I'm hyped as fuck for Anthem and I couldn't care less about Destiny. I'm here for that sweet third person co-op action.

Yeah, when some bland PR people chose to respond to a tweet about whether you can change the armour colour, it truly showed resetera is a force to be reckoned with.

Who can now deny resetera users are influential tastemakers in the field of open-sourced journalism.

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« Reply #519 on: June 10, 2018, 08:37:09 AM »
The cringe when Microsoft employees start clapping and yelling when they announce the Microsoft Mixer Xbox App and Github for Developers.

I feel like this is it for Phil Spencer though. To show that he wasn't all bullshit when he said they would invest in first party content when he took the helm.
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« Reply #520 on: June 10, 2018, 09:08:01 AM »
My hunch is that Spencer might want to actually do something but MS corporate structure is just filled with shit and red tape to the point of hilarity. I could be wrong but you can't really keep fucking up for so many years and not have a clue.

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« Reply #521 on: June 10, 2018, 09:53:37 AM »
I doubt Spencer is the problem. After all, he wanted to bring Phantom Dust and their other Quirky titles back (#RIPRemake tho), problem is MS is moving from OS's and "being an entertainment center"/PS2-era stuff to "cloud as a service" models.

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« Reply #522 on: June 10, 2018, 11:22:56 AM »
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« Reply #523 on: June 10, 2018, 11:26:58 AM »
I hope ms has some stuff I like :)

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« Reply #524 on: June 10, 2018, 11:31:51 AM »
Spencer somehow doesn't appeal to me in the least. He has that slick.... kinda Jock-like air to him that just ruffles my feathers so bad. I'm a terrible human being. But what can I do, you dun like who you dun like.
:shrugs

Let's see what they bring today, though. I'm way outside their target audience, being a Ninthing and all, but I won't complain if there's some tasty morsels. Probably buried in way too much MS cloudgaming interconnected platform as a service bullshit, but what can ya do...
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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #525 on: June 10, 2018, 11:44:19 AM »
It's kind of hard to believe that MS can't just buy some studios and throw money at them, but I guess when your experience doing that is Rare...
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« Reply #526 on: June 10, 2018, 11:53:25 AM »
we still have that discord or whats up im tryna jerk off with some gamers
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« Reply #527 on: June 10, 2018, 11:57:10 AM »
It's kind of hard to believe that MS can't just buy some studios and throw money at them, but I guess when your experience doing that is Rare...

well they told rare to make kinect games lol
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« Reply #528 on: June 10, 2018, 02:08:55 PM »
we still have that discord or whats up im tryna jerk off with some gamers

How does one access said discord

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« Reply #529 on: June 10, 2018, 02:23:23 PM »
we still have that discord or whats up im tryna jerk off with some gamers

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https://discord.gg/mKUBCPq
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« Reply #530 on: June 10, 2018, 02:35:50 PM »
I just joined. Edit; nm figure out how to switch my nickname.

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« Reply #531 on: June 10, 2018, 03:29:10 PM »
The waiting music has started. In a better timeline this would be a theme song for the new Perfect Dark.  :'(
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« Reply #533 on: June 10, 2018, 03:51:13 PM »
P E R F E C T D A R K  :rash
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Re: E3 2018 Is Here Bayyybeeee
« Reply #534 on: June 10, 2018, 03:55:02 PM »
Can't wait for the car the Forza team shows this year.

Edit: Woooo, Halo. The one thing I didn't expect at a Microsoft thing.
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« Reply #535 on: June 10, 2018, 04:05:08 PM »
"oh, this looks interesting..."

*sees Master Chief helmet*

oh, nevermind :goty2

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« Reply #536 on: June 10, 2018, 04:05:42 PM »
Creativity unleashed. Hahaha.

Boy, the shills are motivated. So many cheers on cue.
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« Reply #537 on: June 10, 2018, 04:06:15 PM »
Halo is a cool guy and you can too

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« Reply #538 on: June 10, 2018, 04:06:27 PM »
Buzzword buzzword buzzword.

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« Reply #539 on: June 10, 2018, 04:08:38 PM »
Ori 1 was really good and I'm glad there is a sequel.

looks ace