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Oblivion · « **Reply #5341 on:** August 06, 2020, 02:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 06, 2020, 02:33:22 PM

Peterson got Covid

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheSunUS/status/1291383646700670983

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5342 on:** August 06, 2020, 02:58:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/Tulsa_Democrat/status/1291439644962361348

Oblivion · « **Reply #5343 on:** August 06, 2020, 02:59:59 PM »

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"He was put on a whole bunch of, kind of preemptively, he was put on anti-virals and things," Mikhaila Peterson said.

"I don't know if that was necessary, because his symptoms weren't that bad -- he didn't have a cough, he had a mild fever, but they just put him on everything.

but did they put him on hydroxychloroquine??

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5344 on:** August 06, 2020, 03:11:51 PM »

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The virus posed little problem for Mikhalia, her child, or her husband, but it had a poor affect for Dr. Peterson, who ended up with pneumonia—for the second time this year. Compounding the problem was that his doctors were treating the virus with am antibiotic called fluoroquinolones.

This drug, said Mikhalia, is toxic for people suffering benzodiazepine withdrawal.

Thank God he was in Greater Serbian. Who knows how bad this would have been if he’d been treated in a North American hospital.

team filler · « **Reply #5345 on:** August 06, 2020, 03:48:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1291456902828883972

team filler · « **Reply #5346 on:** August 06, 2020, 03:51:13 PM »

daddy p was litty

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #5347 on:** August 06, 2020, 03:53:19 PM »

Must've been an apple cider induced coma.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #5348 on:** August 06, 2020, 03:53:46 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 06, 2020, 03:50:06 PM

Bruh how many fucking benzos a day was Jorp taking if he's still in withdraws after a year+, including being in an coma for months where presumably he was not taking any benzos

Apple Cider: Not Even Once.

Oblivion · « **Reply #5349 on:** August 06, 2020, 04:05:25 PM »

didn't jorp's daughter try to downplay corona as not really a serious problem a few months ago too?

Oblivion · « **Reply #5350 on:** August 06, 2020, 04:07:58 PM »

wait, he went to serbia for medical help? as in, there was some medical treatment that even RUSSIA thought might be too unethical?

Kara · « **Reply #5351 on:** August 06, 2020, 04:10:11 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 06, 2020, 04:07:58 PM

wait, he went to serbia for medical help? as in, there was some medical treatment that even RUSSIA thought might be too unethical?

It's a joke about Serbian irredentism.

Mandark · « **Reply #5352 on:** August 06, 2020, 04:11:59 PM »

but independent of that the answer seems to be "yes"

https://www.nedeljnik.rs/jordan-peterson-seeks-treatment-in-serbia-nedeljnik-can-reveal/

Kara · « **Reply #5353 on:** August 06, 2020, 04:34:58 PM »

Less Serbian source: https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/canada/2020/7/2/1_5008292.html

Con: Possibly was wrong.
Pro: Can dust off "Tupac alive in Serbia" memes for Daddy P.

Mandark · « **Reply #5354 on:** August 06, 2020, 04:40:39 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/thecarnivorediet/photos/a.362926877557149/909765616206603/

His daughter posting from Belgrade.

To tie it in with the last few pages, she shares some thoughts about natalism!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5355 on:** August 06, 2020, 04:51:56 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 06, 2020, 03:50:06 PM

Bruh how many fucking benzos a day was Jorp taking if he's still in withdraws after a year+, including being in an coma for months where presumably he was not taking any benzos

He definitely should not still be suffering from withdrawals after this long, but apparently he was taking a pretty massive dose [way above recommended levels].

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #5356 on:** August 06, 2020, 05:19:20 PM »

Say what you will about Jordan Peterson and he’s a fucking bitch for sure, but I’d fuck his daughter no doubt about it

team filler · « **Reply #5357 on:** August 06, 2020, 05:23:49 PM »

heard she likes raw meat

thisismyusername · « **Reply #5358 on:** August 06, 2020, 05:47:10 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 06, 2020, 03:50:06 PM

Bruh how many fucking benzos a day was Jorp taking if he's still in withdraws after a year+, including being in an coma for months where presumably he was not taking any benzos

Bruh, his daughter is trying to kill him...

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #5359 on:** August 06, 2020, 06:00:24 PM »

Better start digging.

Transhuman · « **Reply #5360 on:** August 06, 2020, 06:46:42 PM »

It seems like a Weekend at Uncle Bernie's situation. Has he actually spoken publicly since his coma? He's probably so brain-addled right now that he can only perform basic functions that anyone could manage like playing with RC cars or appearing on conservative podcasts.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5361 on:** August 06, 2020, 06:52:36 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 06, 2020, 03:50:06 PM

Bruh how many fucking benzos a day was Jorp taking if he's still in withdraws after a year+, including being in an coma for months where presumably he was not taking any benzos

Did they ever publicize how long he was in a coma ? Months seems insane but I don't know about the procedure.

EchoRin · « **Reply #5362 on:** August 06, 2020, 06:56:36 PM »

Learning that J Beep has the corona has made my day a little brighter

team filler · « **Reply #5363 on:** August 06, 2020, 06:58:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/daveanthony/status/1291476551339356160

pakman

momo

naff · « **Reply #5364 on:** August 06, 2020, 07:20:27 PM »

you don't just stop taking benzos though. takes months to ween off, and withdrawals last months past that if you've been a heavy user. one of the few drugs where going cold turkey has a high chance of killing you.

all of petersons crazy shit like wild mood swings while discussing ideology being propogated by disney movies makes so much more sense. who knew when talking about "slaying the dragon within us" he was really just heavily sedating himself

Mandark · « **Reply #5365 on:** August 06, 2020, 07:23:24 PM »

Peterson may be a doofus but at least he has the decency to be entertaining and weird, unlike Rubin.

naff · « **Reply #5366 on:** August 06, 2020, 07:29:07 PM »

rubin is devoid of charisma. a soulless hack grifter unworthy of anyone's attention.

Tripon · « **Reply #5367 on:** August 07, 2020, 12:04:42 AM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1291526945319145472

I hate this man so much.

Kara · « **Reply #5368 on:** August 07, 2020, 12:19:29 AM »

Donald Trump is the American Thaksin Shinawatra.

They both even had shortlived stints in professional sports ownership.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #5369 on:** August 07, 2020, 12:19:50 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 07, 2020, 12:04:42 AM

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1291526945319145472

I hate this man so much.

pretendingtobere-tarded.jpg

Oblivion · « **Reply #5370 on:** August 07, 2020, 12:43:15 AM »

https://twitter.com/charlesmurray/status/1264632290308694022

this'll have to do since we don't have a skull emoji

VomKriege · « **Reply #5371 on:** August 07, 2020, 05:05:16 AM »

The Bitchell Denial Tango Ronde Extraordinaire never stops :

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1291535747246428162

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5372 on:** August 07, 2020, 08:58:25 AM »

More than twice as many people have already died from Covid than die during a really bad flu season, but okay.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5373 on:** August 07, 2020, 12:42:02 PM »

https://torontosun.com/news/world/former-u-of-t-prof-jordan-peterson-contracts-coronavirus

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One-time University of Toronto professor and clinical pyschologist Jordan Peterson has another fight on his hands these days.

The 58-year-old Edmonton native who drew attention in his U of T days for battling Bill C-16 is, according to the UK tabloid The Sun, now fighting off the conronavirus and a year-long battle with prescription drug addition.

According to his daughter Mikhaila who has been feeding the Sun exclusively the details of her father’s health battles, Jordan Peterson caught coronavirus in a Serbian hospital while recovering from an over-reliance on the anti-anxiety drug Benzodiazepine.

Also according to his daughter, Peterson is battling pneumonia for the second time this year.

LOL

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #5374 on:** August 07, 2020, 01:00:37 PM »

^^^ wow what a wanker, show some humantity you god danged son of a bitch

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5375 on:** August 07, 2020, 02:54:04 PM »

Never should have drank that glass of apple cider, man.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #5376 on:** August 07, 2020, 03:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 07, 2020, 12:04:42 AM

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1291526945319145472

I hate this man so much.

Too busy doing this instead of finishing his film on time; and he calls socialists lazy.

Tripon · « **Reply #5377 on:** August 07, 2020, 04:41:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/hannahgais/status/1291818512818806784

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Sam Seder who is not a BAD LEFTY is guest hosting for Chris Haynes tonight on MSNBC.

https://twitter.com/posadist_trapgd/status/1291770025221795846

Oblivion · « **Reply #5378 on:** August 07, 2020, 05:10:48 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 07, 2020, 04:41:22 PM

https://twitter.com/hannahgais/status/1291818512818806784

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Sam Seder who is not a BAD LEFTY is guest hosting for Chris Haynes tonight on MSNBC.

https://twitter.com/posadist_trapgd/status/1291770025221795846

holy shit, i don't even remember the last time sam was on MSNBC simply as a panelist, but now they're letting him substitute host a show?

my boy's climbing up the ladder nicely

VomKriege · « **Reply #5379 on:** August 07, 2020, 05:16:35 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 07, 2020, 08:58:25 AM

More than twice as many people have already died from Covid than die during a really bad flu season, but okay.

He seems to cycle every couple of days.
COViD numbers are fake -> Fatality rate is negligible -> Just the flu bro -> Chloroquin absolutely works anyway -> Masks are not 100% effective so useless -> COViD numbers are fake.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1291757359216328705

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #5380 on:** August 07, 2020, 05:40:37 PM »

Jerry Falwell, Jr. is cancelled.

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Lynchburg, VA — The Executive Committee of Liberty University’s Board of Trustees, acting on behalf of the full Board, met today and requested that Jerry Falwell, Jr. take an indefinite leave of absence from his roles as President and Chancellor of Liberty University, to which he has agreed, effective immediately.

https://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=36659&MID=380385&pid=18495&MID=380385