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« Reply #6900 on: April 29, 2021, 05:27:05 AM »
https://www.mitchellrepublic.com/news/government-and-politics/7005962-MyPillow-CEO-Mike-Lindell-will-launch-new-social-media-site-Frank-with-May-10-event-in-Mitchell-S.D.
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he'll launch his new social media site and podcast platform, dubbed Frank, at a rally at the Corn Palace in Mitchell, S.D., on May 10.

Lindell made the announcement Wednesday, April 28, on the podcast "Bannon's War Room" hosted by Steve Bannon, a former top adviser to President Donald Trump.

"That's going to be the grand, grand opening to the world," Lindell said. "I just want to get the awareness of the Frank speech, for our free speech to get out there so they can't suppress us anymore."

Asked by Bannon why he picked the Corn Palace, a corn-coated tourist attraction and event facility in the town of about 16,000, Lindell said he had been there before, was "very familiar" with South Dakota and was a big supporter of Kristi Noem, the state's Republican governor, and her pandemic decision to reject any statewide mask mandates or shutdowns.

"I love what the governor, Kristi Noem, has done there," he said.
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Attendance to the Corn Palace rally will be free and will be first come, first serve, Lindell said. Doors open at 4 p.m.

Whoever shows up will get a free copy of Lindell's book, "What Are the Odds? From Crack Addict to CEO." Even if you show up and can't get in, you'll get his free book, Lindell said.

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« Reply #6901 on: April 29, 2021, 08:43:40 AM »
Feels like we're watching the final part of Requiem for a Dream 2  :doge
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« Reply #6903 on: April 29, 2021, 07:09:28 PM »
https://twitter.com/EvaVlaar/status/1384050435951005705

Oh god, our own millenial wank thot has gone international :kermit

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mouth flapping but i hear nothing salient. sooo conservatives need to stop leaving it up to the free market and instilling their viewpoints into more film and television? i thought the MCU covered that spectrum pretty well
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« Reply #6904 on: April 29, 2021, 07:11:37 PM »
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« Reply #6905 on: April 29, 2021, 07:14:24 PM »
also, i didn't realise the "Crack Addict to CEO" book by mike lindell was real. i thought it was a twitter joke because he's seems twisted and unhinged like a really bad addict in recovery :lol
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« Reply #6907 on: May 05, 2021, 04:46:46 AM »
Ted has a point, I doubt soyboys are very good at assassinations or plotting coups in South America :trumps
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« Reply #6908 on: May 05, 2021, 04:59:02 AM »
the soy-i-a gonna think we really trying to save da uyghurs and kurds  :mueller
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« Reply #6909 on: May 05, 2021, 05:50:14 AM »


The future of the CIA

Although one has to wonder is it really a downgrade from Flynn holding the trigger or the Mar A Lago dinner party deciding who lives and who dies.

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« Reply #6910 on: May 05, 2021, 10:25:04 AM »


is no match for :maduro da gawd

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« Reply #6911 on: May 05, 2021, 10:30:27 AM »
Can you even be a CIA information analyst without being a high-functioning autist? CIA is just recruiting according to needs.
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« Reply #6912 on: May 05, 2021, 10:38:11 AM »
i think they'd prefer a kiwifarms/4chan style malicious autist rather than a thin skinned soy fuelled autist tho :trumps

its hard to overthrow a foreign government when half of their staff are trying to cancel their manager because he once shook hands with Donald Trump
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« Reply #6913 on: May 05, 2021, 01:43:27 PM »
lmao at thinking that an ad for the CIA signals meaningful change in they way they do things :neogaf
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« Reply #6914 on: May 05, 2021, 02:09:49 PM »
the soy-i-a are going to overthrow the Argentinian government because they don't have enough queer women of colour in their cabinet :social
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« Reply #6915 on: May 06, 2021, 03:53:34 PM »

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« Reply #6916 on: May 06, 2021, 04:00:09 PM »
As she returned with tea and paused The Office on her iPad I told the female drone operator we had lost the election, she broke down in tears and said to me: "Mr. Pompeo we really are the last of us"
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« Reply #6917 on: May 06, 2021, 07:37:04 PM »
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« Reply #6918 on: May 10, 2021, 11:48:29 PM »

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« Reply #6919 on: May 11, 2021, 11:05:29 AM »

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« Reply #6920 on: May 11, 2021, 12:16:26 PM »
It was a hype rally.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1391884225268301824



Everyone: "SNL sucks now, it was great in the 80's!" :cryingwojak

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« Reply #6921 on: May 11, 2021, 12:25:13 PM »
This is what peak comedy looks like Data.

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« Reply #6924 on: May 13, 2021, 02:31:19 AM »
Jordan won't be talking so big when the C.I.Eh spikes his drink with cider :rodney
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« Reply #6925 on: May 13, 2021, 02:46:19 AM »
Dickmeasuring his youtube subs against a news organisation that has an app, website, and a tv channel.  :-\

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« Reply #6926 on: May 13, 2021, 11:29:18 AM »
Fuck around with Jorp and find out. :ufup
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« Reply #6927 on: May 13, 2021, 01:15:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1392870202728230916

Excuse me sir will you please stop rioting filming the riot
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« Reply #6928 on: May 14, 2021, 03:40:15 AM »
The boys are back for one last show before they go to prison!!!  :ohyeah



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« Reply #6930 on: May 14, 2021, 07:36:10 PM »
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« Reply #6932 on: May 17, 2021, 12:00:01 PM »
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« Reply #6934 on: May 18, 2021, 04:01:02 AM »
It took them long enough. I think Alex needs to explain this conflict to Joe Rogan so a wider audience can understand what is going on
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« Reply #6937 on: May 22, 2021, 02:43:52 PM »
The extent of my presidential memories from when I was 6-10 was during the 1992 President Election, we had a mock election at school and one of my friends said that Bush sucked because he made his parents lose their jobs, so I voted for Clinton. One kid voted for Perot and everyone laughed.
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« Reply #6938 on: May 22, 2021, 03:18:07 PM »
Doing it now when he's a pudgy guy. He used to be a lot thinner.
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« Reply #6939 on: May 22, 2021, 04:33:17 PM »
Both pics look like slimy fucks who have low t, have never been in a gym, have never been in a fight, have never been in any type of athletics beside maybe Babe Ruth baseball, and turn into a puddle of goo at the hint of anyone getting aggressive with him

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6940 on: May 27, 2021, 11:54:08 AM »
https://twitter.com/DrPaulGosar/status/1397648707466653698
Last year, Lockheed Martin Corporation, the nation’s largest defense contractor, sent white male executives to a three-day diversity-training program aimed at deconstructing their “white male culture” and encouraging them to atone for their “white male privilege,” according to documents I have obtained.

The program, hosted on Zoom for a cohort of 13 Lockheed employees, was led by the diversity-consulting firm White Men As Full Diversity Partners, which specializes in helping white males “awaken together.”

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« Reply #6941 on: May 27, 2021, 12:18:01 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

first the soy-i-a and now lockheed going full woke, what the fuck is going on in the world
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« Reply #6942 on: May 27, 2021, 12:22:47 PM »
Woke assassins and woke weapons manufacturers

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« Reply #6943 on: May 27, 2021, 12:33:12 PM »
why can't we just let our rotten cunts be rotten cunts :trumps
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« Reply #6944 on: May 27, 2021, 03:49:35 PM »
The unholy alliance between the activist left and corporations will doom us all.



Now they only need a barely cognitive puppet in power to loot the treasury and citizens and share the wealth in the name of climate and equality.

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« Reply #6945 on: May 28, 2021, 05:37:16 PM »
Only way to stop this out of control wokeism is by cutting defense spending.  :patel
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« Reply #6946 on: May 28, 2021, 06:24:33 PM »
Cutting defense (or rather 'offense') spending is a great idea.

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1397624206687457284
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« Reply #6948 on: May 28, 2021, 08:11:22 PM »
Submit stories you say :thinking
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« Reply #6949 on: May 28, 2021, 09:50:40 PM »
 :rash
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« Reply #6952 on: May 29, 2021, 06:52:27 PM »
Cutting defense (or rather 'offense') spending is a great idea.

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1397624206687457284

Actually what makes the most sense is it was a naturally occurring virus in the area, the lab then studied it, and then there was a leak, and the Chinese government is trying to hide that they were studying it earlier than originally thought. We already know there were cases going back to at least October in the area, which is about a month earlier than when reports about the virus started going international. However, neither side of the debate wants to admit it could be BOTH, instead locking themselves into an either/or thing on some culture warz bullshit. Also many of the lab people suggesting or outright saying China manufactured the virus and intentionally let it out.
Let's face it. China was probably developing a virus to use on the Uyghurs, Hong Kong, Taiwan or both. A silent killer so there wouldn't be images of Chinese tanks and planes on the news.
Only images of the Chinese military coming to 'rescue' them. They knew they were fucked, their scientists knew it but once it was out they also made sure the WHO would not warn the rest of the world.
The CCP intentionally sterilize women, they intentionally built concentration camps and they intentionally lied to the WHO.

China is lucky(?) that more people are on the hook for this. Fauci for signing the grants and pushing through this type of research considered to be too dangerous and thus not allowed in the US.
They simply moved the research (for scientific reasons of course) to China where they could more easily bend the rules. The story now is that the 'real' Gain of Function program was done under the required security conditions.
But that the Chinese also ran a second program of their own based in another section of the lab on the same computer network with less security. Outside of the official internationally monitored program they could do what they wanted.

Our public broadcaster said that 'the political situation had changed' and thus this came to light. But that is not the case. What changed is that the WHO send a team of CCP shills to Wuhan and the CCP didn't even give them rope to hang themselves or a can of infected bat soup. Not that it matters because nothing will really change.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6953 on: May 29, 2021, 07:50:43 PM »
Cutting defense (or rather 'offense') spending is a great idea.

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1397624206687457284

Actually what makes the most sense is it was a naturally occurring virus in the area, the lab then studied it, and then there was a leak, and the Chinese government is trying to hide that they were studying it earlier than originally thought. We already know there were cases going back to at least October in the area, which is about a month earlier than when reports about the virus started going international. However, neither side of the debate wants to admit it could be BOTH, instead locking themselves into an either/or thing on some culture warz bullshit. Also many of the lab people suggesting or outright saying China manufactured the virus and intentionally let it out.
Let's face it. China was probably developing a virus to use on the Uyghurs, Hong Kong, Taiwan or both. A silent killer so there wouldn't be images of Chinese tanks and planes on the news.
Only images of the Chinese military coming to 'rescue' them. They knew they were fucked, their scientists knew it but once it was out they also made sure the WHO would not warn the rest of the world.
The CCP intentionally sterilize women, they intentionally built concentration camps and they intentionally lied to the WHO.

China is lucky(?) that more people are on the hook for this. Fauci for signing the grants and pushing through this type of research considered to be too dangerous and thus not allowed in the US.
They simply moved the research (for scientific reasons of course) to China where they could more easily bend the rules. The story now is that the 'real' Gain of Function program was done under the required security conditions.
But that the Chinese also ran a second program of their own based in another section of the lab on the same computer network with less security. Outside of the official internationally monitored program they could do what they wanted.

Our public broadcaster said that 'the political situation had changed' and thus this came to light. But that is not the case. What changed is that the WHO send a team of CCP shills to Wuhan and the CCP didn't even give them rope to hang themselves or a can of infected bat soup. Not that it matters because nothing will really change.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6955 on: May 31, 2021, 06:16:27 PM »
eh, from the little i understand the scientists seem to say the evidence shows no signs it was a lab produced virus (something something nucleotide sequences  ??? idk this shit). are reports from the WHO et al falsifying their studies to safeguard china's rep?  not saying it's not possible, but at this point it seems highly unlikely. either way, scientists have also been warning about this shit for years. in 2019 just before it broke out i was listening to that "end of the world with josh clark" podcast and the ep on biotechnology very clearly stated the scientific community have been expecting a coronavirus pandemic that combines being highly contagious with a relatively high lethality to break out for decades....

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3OsJABmfmeDwoItwYAdrda?si=6720f04e113d48cf
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« Reply #6956 on: June 01, 2021, 05:00:02 PM »
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« Reply #6957 on: June 01, 2021, 07:11:35 PM »
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« Reply #6959 on: June 02, 2021, 03:28:00 AM »
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