Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 785339 times)

VomKriege · « **Reply #3181 on:** February 05, 2020, 06:11:31 AM »

Might well go to the conspiracy thread : Jim Humble, one of the main figureheads popularizing drinking bleach as a miracle cure, founded a "church" on this very belief and one of his fellow "archbishop" wrote a poem about it.

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(...)

By the hand of a man named Jim
Millions dying, millions crying
for the loss of their family
Moms missing, Babies gone, fathers loss
All for not, All for not
We have the news, this doesn't have to be
For just a few drops of a mineral can heal
Of the parasite you can be free
But no money in that says the evil man
So people keep dying at this dis-ease's hand

The Big Pharma are making money
At the bank they think its funny
How they can control men's health
While they live in much wealth
Money has been paid to pass evil laws
To protect that wealth from leaving their paws

(...)

For the full poem on the Health Beowulf :

https://g2churchnews.org/358-imagine-a-world-without-disease-a-poem-by-archbishop-mark-s-grenon-08-30-2016

If you want to see Jim Humble :

More info on his biography :

https://m.soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-77-drink-bleach-to-own-the-libs

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3182 on:** February 05, 2020, 08:52:01 AM »

Ain’t no evil laws when you’re drinking claws and bleach

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3183 on:** February 05, 2020, 02:11:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1224502328356757506

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3184 on:** February 05, 2020, 02:52:16 PM »

/r/thathappened

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3185 on:** February 05, 2020, 03:07:56 PM »

11 yearolds having a heart attack while implying that healthcare isn't that important is poor phrasing.

Oblivion · « **Reply #3186 on:** February 05, 2020, 04:39:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/vadimnewquist/status/1225144696177070083

VomKriege · « **Reply #3187 on:** February 05, 2020, 07:41:25 PM »

"...sorry about that. Anyway, where were we ? Civility ?"

Tripon · « **Reply #3188 on:** February 05, 2020, 09:01:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1225191779881889793

David Hogg needs to read SETTLERS.

Tripon · « **Reply #3189 on:** February 05, 2020, 09:44:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1225156939883196417

benjipwns · « **Reply #3190 on:** February 05, 2020, 10:54:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/nytdavidbrooks/status/1225187715983036416

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3191 on:** February 06, 2020, 12:22:54 AM »

What if they spent all that time on an Infrastructure Bill, and then on Page 5342 put “By passing this bill, I agree to impeach Trump”?

Tripon · « **Reply #3192 on:** February 06, 2020, 01:24:40 AM »

https://twitter.com/DrJasonJohnson/status/1225231555020361728

BIONIC · « **Reply #3193 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:27:04 AM »

I always knew Madea was a money hoarding cunt

nachobro · « **Reply #3194 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:31:47 AM »

Strange to put Bernie in there with a list of billionaires and Papa John

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3195 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:56:56 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on February 06, 2020, 08:31:47 AM

Strange to put Bernie in there with a list of billionaires and Papa John

It's not strange when you got a big brain.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3196 on:** February 06, 2020, 02:50:49 PM »

what a boss

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3197 on:** February 06, 2020, 02:54:48 PM »

The Warren supporters failed to establish that they have spirit, yes they do, they have spirit, how about you?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3198 on:** February 06, 2020, 03:09:48 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3199 on:** February 06, 2020, 04:34:49 PM »

https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/02/05/media/barnes-and-noble-diverse-editions-trnd/index.html

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3200 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:08:51 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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VomKriege · « **Reply #3201 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:21:21 AM »

I learnt today Ben Shapiro is also on the "survival food" gravy train, has been for several years in fact...

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/862740643482697728

He still have a promotion running at this very moment with supplier "mypatriotsupply" (Same that Alex Jones is pushing hard right now).

I'm not exactly surprised but it's telling that he's from the same cloth as Jim Bakker & co.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3202 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:49:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1225246480367120384

benjipwns · « **Reply #3203 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:00:44 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #3204 on:** February 07, 2020, 09:53:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/VentureBeat/status/1225973778536173568

All of the magic tricks.

Oblivion · « **Reply #3205 on:** February 07, 2020, 10:25:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/EmmMacfarlane/status/1225929108951007233

This story is

on every single level

every new detail is somehow better than the last

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #3206 on:** February 07, 2020, 10:32:55 PM »

obligatory no-fun post about how schadenfreude is bad but this:

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The last year, which saw him retreat from public life after swiftly becoming one of the most famous authors in the world, has been an “absolute hell,” said Mikhaila, also a well known speaker on diet, who advocates eating only beef.

is literally a piece of kent brockman dialogue

Tripon · « **Reply #3207 on:** February 07, 2020, 11:04:36 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 07, 2020, 10:40:21 PM

Just realized this guys addicted to PKs and eating a zero fiber diet. Probably hasn't taken a shit in 6 months

Oblivion · « **Reply #3208 on:** February 07, 2020, 11:20:27 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 07, 2020, 10:40:21 PM

Just realized this guys addicted to PKs and eating a zero fiber diet. Probably hasn't taken a shit in 6 months

i still maintain that jorp sticks to the all beef diet because he feels like it has the added benefit of socking it to the environmentalists/animal rights activists/libs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3209 on:** February 07, 2020, 11:23:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/ephenas/status/1225976610618212353

CAMH is like 2 blocks from the dept. of psychology too.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3210 on:** February 07, 2020, 11:31:10 PM »

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She and her husband took him to Moscow last month, where he was diagnosed with pneumonia and put into an induced coma for eight days. She said his withdrawal was “horrific,” worse than anything she had ever heard about. She said Russian doctors are not influenced by pharmaceutical companies to treat the side-effects of one drug with more drugs, and that they “have the guts to medically detox someone from benzodiazepines.”

Jordan Peterson has only just come out of an intensive care unit, Mikhaila said. He has neurological damage, and a long way to go to full recovery. He is taking anti-seizure medication and cannot type or walk unaided

Just imagine how poorly this would have gone if he had trusted the gutless doctors in North America.

team filler · « **Reply #3211 on:** February 07, 2020, 11:32:51 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #3212 on:** February 07, 2020, 11:36:33 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on February 07, 2020, 10:32:55 PM

obligatory no-fun post about how schadenfreude is bad but this:

NO. He bailed out of the capitalist system trained doctors because of their poor suggestions based on capitalist motives to head to a country probably staffed full of socialist trained doctors still who put him into an induced coma to treat pneumonia with a side of benzo addiction.

Oblivion · « **Reply #3213 on:** February 08, 2020, 01:51:12 AM »

your so-called "modern medicine" may be adequate for mere mortals, but is not suitable for a mind of peterson's caliber. for special cases like this, you have to think outside the box, like how dr. strange had to cure himself by training under shaolin monks

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3214 on:** February 08, 2020, 02:20:45 AM »

This is worse than anything I’ve ever heard about.

Oblivion · « **Reply #3215 on:** February 08, 2020, 02:41:58 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 08, 2020, 02:20:45 AM

This is worse than anything I’ve ever heard about.

yet another example of the lobster king's exceptionalism

Oblivion · « **Reply #3216 on:** February 08, 2020, 04:52:09 AM »

god that's so depressing to see

might get some mockery, but there was a point where i used to kinda like matthews

VomKriege · « **Reply #3217 on:** February 08, 2020, 05:12:00 AM »

That Jordan Peterson story is horrible, even if self inflicted.

Tripon · « **Reply #3218 on:** February 08, 2020, 10:18:17 AM »

Is the Carnivore Diet Clearing Up Joe Rogan's Vitiligo?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3219 on:** February 08, 2020, 10:47:45 AM »

Quote from: Stro on February 08, 2020, 08:37:25 AM

This part stood out to me

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his sense of humour has returned.

as he's always been the most serious, completely lacking in any sense of humor guy every time I've ever heard him in any format.

It does make some sense why he was getting progressively more visibly miserable every time he'd do a new Rogan or youtube video or whatever. Jorp couldn't be more stereotypical of like....a movie version of a textbook psychologist stereotype and that's hilarious. The specifics aren't so funny, but the general story of the psychologist who made it big selling fluffy self help bullshit about getting your shit together in fact did not have his own shit together and got himself put into a medically induced coma in Russia for something he could have done in his own city is

He should change his name to Dr Frasier Lame

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3220 on:** February 08, 2020, 03:30:32 PM »

Frasier was a psychiatrist you plebeian

team filler · « **Reply #3221 on:** February 08, 2020, 03:53:54 PM »

tossed salads and scrambled eggs

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3222 on:** February 08, 2020, 04:22:39 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #3223 on:** February 08, 2020, 05:13:08 PM »

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #3224 on:** February 08, 2020, 05:23:12 PM »

jordan peterson, truly a papangu with too much iq. too good for this earth

benjipwns · « **Reply #3225 on:** February 08, 2020, 11:41:10 PM »

What if he went to Russia as part of his Soviet fetish like how he decorated his house?

Momo · « **Reply #3226 on:** February 09, 2020, 03:01:35 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 08, 2020, 11:41:10 PM

What if he went to Russia as part of his Soviet fetish like how he decorated his house?

in today's climate, using drug addiction as an excuse to go on a Russian art tour seems like a legitimate endeavour.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3227 on:** February 09, 2020, 03:16:13 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 08, 2020, 11:41:10 PM

What if he went to Russia as part of his Soviet fetish like how he decorated his house?

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #3228 on:** February 09, 2020, 07:33:34 AM »

if his daughter needs a new daddy soon, i will go all in on that meat, salt, water and ass diet only.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3229 on:** February 09, 2020, 08:16:38 AM »

big jord getting fucked for a month off one cider is still the softest shit i've ever seen or read, and I sometimes read reset era

VomKriege · « **Reply #3230 on:** February 09, 2020, 08:51:04 AM »

Oh man that Larry King call in the middle of Rubin's show is amazing.

team filler · « **Reply #3231 on:** February 09, 2020, 01:46:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1226510796441739270

Tripon · « **Reply #3232 on:** February 09, 2020, 03:31:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1226600949235535873

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3233 on:** February 09, 2020, 03:35:19 PM »

first thing I see is he retweeted this on his twitter

TRUMPIAN LIARS FROM BERNARD THE FEEBLE

https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/1226532408750673922

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3234 on:** February 09, 2020, 07:02:22 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #3235 on:** February 10, 2020, 12:19:30 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1226721898433859584

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3236 on:** February 10, 2020, 02:20:53 AM »

He was apologizing for the movie Dark Phoenix.

Momo · « **Reply #3237 on:** February 10, 2020, 02:25:06 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2020, 02:20:53 AM

He was apologizing for the movie Dark Phoenix.

He'd have to walk through a shame parade the length of the great wall

Momo · « **Reply #3238 on:** February 10, 2020, 02:48:33 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3239 on:** February 10, 2020, 11:04:28 AM »

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