Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 810503 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #5640 on:** August 22, 2020, 06:53:00 AM »

Whenever a sentence starts with: "Can you believe that Trump claimed"

Yes, I can believe it.

EchoRin · « **Reply #5641 on:** August 22, 2020, 08:55:07 AM »

Well, this is the best post I've made all week.

edit: grabbed a better version instead of the google preview crap that makes the jpeg a webp file or whatever crap which makes it useless when trying to save to your computer.

Transhuman · « **Reply #5642 on:** August 22, 2020, 09:51:57 AM »

It'll never not be funny to me that there are people out there who seek moral guidance from some dipshit who thinks vegetables are poison because his daughter told him

Nintex · « **Reply #5643 on:** August 22, 2020, 01:57:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1297182198894931969

VomKriege · « **Reply #5644 on:** August 22, 2020, 02:09:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1/status/1294758732958535680

VomKriege · « **Reply #5645 on:** August 22, 2020, 02:47:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1272528009182969857

Rufus · « **Reply #5646 on:** August 22, 2020, 04:21:37 PM »

Exactly. All in on confirmation bias, baby.

curly · « **Reply #5647 on:** August 22, 2020, 05:31:24 PM »

Glenn Greenwald is at it again

https://mobile.twitter.com/onesarahjones/status/1297233172976082945

Would it be homophobic to note how Glenn seems to be drawn to troubled young men beset by woke mobs

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #5648 on:** August 22, 2020, 07:15:37 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #5649 on:** August 22, 2020, 07:18:50 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5650 on:** August 22, 2020, 08:04:47 PM »

lmao what am i reading

Mandark · « **Reply #5651 on:** August 22, 2020, 10:04:27 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 22, 2020, 05:31:24 PM

Would it be homophobic to note how Glenn seems to be drawn to troubled young men beset by woke mobs

Feels like we're due for a reckoning on the Matthew Hale stuff.

curly · « **Reply #5652 on:** August 23, 2020, 12:02:57 AM »

Only thing I can find on that is a 100 part twitter thread

Nintex · « **Reply #5653 on:** August 23, 2020, 06:41:36 AM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1297478146317594625

VomKriege · « **Reply #5654 on:** August 23, 2020, 06:48:32 AM »

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1296518855691390977

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5655 on:** August 23, 2020, 08:26:02 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 23, 2020, 06:48:32 AM

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1296518855691390977

This coming from Ben Shapiro

Nintex · « **Reply #5656 on:** August 23, 2020, 08:36:55 AM »

Our leader is Donald Trump, how can you possibly claim we are con artists

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team filler · « **Reply #5657 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:07:25 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 23, 2020, 06:48:32 AM

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1296518855691390977

does this apply to palestinians

curly · « **Reply #5658 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:21:40 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/Aaron4KS37/status/1297413515863625728

This kid's got a future

curly · « **Reply #5659 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:33:25 PM »

He would have to be interested in making use of his cause célèbre status among the anti-woke

The whole thing seems so stupid because yes of course you shouldn't hold against someone their past actions forever, especially if they were a minor but...he's 19. As others have said if you aren't judging him on his actions when he was a minor then you've got a year to work with.

curly · « **Reply #5660 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:45:07 PM »

*The Kansas House of Representatives

Nintex · « **Reply #5661 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:45:58 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 23, 2020, 02:21:40 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/Aaron4KS37/status/1297413515863625728

This kid's got a future

And this is how you get lifelong conservatives

curly · « **Reply #5662 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:59:43 PM »

Uhh how else is the left going to learn to stop falling for absurd sex panics

team filler · « **Reply #5663 on:** August 23, 2020, 03:14:08 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 23, 2020, 02:59:43 PM

Uhh how else is the left going to learn to stop falling for absurd sex panics

biden, trump and clinton before them all proved that shid don't matter to the majority

they had to manufacture some shid with warren against bern dawg he was so clean and still it didn't matter to the majority

all you have to do is not give a fuck and be good for the rich and empire

curly · « **Reply #5664 on:** August 23, 2020, 03:59:51 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 23, 2020, 03:06:21 PM

Quote from: curly on August 17, 2020, 08:41:38 PM
Reed also was a founder of the US Labor party
This is the Lyndon LaRouche Party?

Oops not the US Pabor party, a Labor Party that would be from the US. Also not the one from 1919. The US has had a lot of failed Labor parties.

curly · « **Reply #5665 on:** August 23, 2020, 04:39:29 PM »

A History of the American Left

Tripon · « **Reply #5666 on:** August 23, 2020, 06:26:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/Malrodin/status/1297460405002997760

Mandark can't stop.me posting quality gootecks content.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5667 on:** August 23, 2020, 07:21:13 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 23, 2020, 04:39:29 PM

A History of the American Left

Mandark · « **Reply #5668 on:** August 23, 2020, 07:43:34 PM »

Missed the part of the Coleman saga where Greenwald said it was a way of keeping working class people from running for office (because the proletariat loves doing revenge porn?).

Greenwald's husband needs to limit his screen time or something.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #5669 on:** August 23, 2020, 11:14:03 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1297671914241089538

Mandark · « **Reply #5670 on:** August 23, 2020, 11:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 23, 2020, 11:12:23 PM

https://twitter.com/PerBylund/status/1297537829615149058

The immortal science of Misesm-Lugwigism.

curly · « **Reply #5671 on:** August 23, 2020, 11:30:53 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 23, 2020, 07:43:34 PM

Missed the part of the Coleman saga where Greenwald said it was a way of keeping working class people from running for office (because the proletariat loves doing revenge porn?).

Greenwald's husband needs to limit his screen time or something.

His husband used to unplug his router, he might need to start doing that again.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5672 on:** August 23, 2020, 11:43:43 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 23, 2020, 11:30:53 PM

Quote from: Mandark on August 23, 2020, 07:43:34 PM
Missed the part of the Coleman saga where Greenwald said it was a way of keeping working class people from running for office (because the proletariat loves doing revenge porn?).

Greenwald's husband needs to limit his screen time or something.

His husband used to unplug his router, he might need to start doing that again.

Are ya winning, Glenn ?

benjipwns · « **Reply #5673 on:** August 24, 2020, 02:46:13 AM »

This is the part where I note how Glenn's ignored multiple family dinners to argue with people on Twitter.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5674 on:** August 24, 2020, 02:52:13 AM »

https://twitter.com/Oscarthedodle/status/1297650869840879616

Quote from: VomKriege on August 23, 2020, 06:48:32 AM

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1296518855691390977

BIONIC · « **Reply #5675 on:** August 24, 2020, 02:54:26 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 24, 2020, 02:46:13 AM

This is the part where I note how Glenn's ignored multiple family dinners to argue with people on Twitter.

Sounds like the average bore poster tbh

Rufus · « **Reply #5676 on:** August 24, 2020, 09:02:48 AM »

What are you talking about? We're not even invited.

Tripon · « **Reply #5677 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:04:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1297952075276529666
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1297949988526465032
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1297960753593450496

Matt Walsh having a normal one.

Transhuman · « **Reply #5678 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:23:42 PM »

I have Infinite Jest because it was $2 and it has a lot of pages and I felt like it would make good tinder. And Ham on Rye is a good book.

curly · « **Reply #5679 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:25:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1297947032305324032

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5680 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:30:28 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on August 24, 2020, 03:23:42 PM

I have Infinite Jest because it was $2 and it has a lot of pages and I felt like it would make good tinder. And Ham on Rye is a good book.

It's okay, don't let the matriarchy tell you what you can't read. Stand up for yourself.

Transhuman · « **Reply #5681 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:43:37 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2020, 03:30:28 PM

Quote from: Transhuman on August 24, 2020, 03:23:42 PM
I have Infinite Jest because it was $2 and it has a lot of pages and I felt like it would make good tinder. And Ham on Rye is a good book.

It's okay, don't let the matriarchy tell you what you can't read. Stand up for yourself.

I'm not going to let some pretentious twitter twerp reverse-psychology me into reading more literature.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #5682 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:45:24 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 24, 2020, 03:25:49 PM

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1297947032305324032

Other countries don’t know BBT is cringe? That’s cringe within itself.

EchoRin · « **Reply #5683 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:46:50 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 24, 2020, 03:04:52 PM

https://twitter.com/MchughJess/status/1297908630986076166

I'd like to get to the bottom of how this may be problematic if these books are on a man's shelf as it would be a different story if this was a woman's shelf containing these things (to some degree. Ayn Rand is a run for the hills scenario regardless of gender.)

1. I actually don't know. Never read any David Foster Wallace. Committed suicide is all I know and that I guess he was a writer that bent "the rulez" or something in literature. Long story short, not sure what male caricature is associated with DFW obsession.

2. Hemingway is problematic masculinity? Probably not something to overthink if you are a man over 40 who loves Hemingway, but maybe you got some odd masculinity takes if you are obsessed with Hemingway's form of masculinity and were born after 1980?

3. Bukowski. Never read him. I just know he said some weird shit to Flea (a racist remark when Flea told him he loved basketball $:-\$ ). Toxic masculinity I suppose is the issue here?

4. Rand. Libertarian bullshalaka

5. Goethe. I have no idea. Frankly I only know of him. Not even a single work comes to mind. Would love to know why Goethe on a man's book shelf would raise red flags.

6. Might be a pedo fuck

7. To be blunt, I never heard of this book nor the author. Sorry for being an illiterate imbecile. So what is the issue with this book in terms of modern masculine thought?

Nintex · « **Reply #5684 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:49:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1297968033864904704

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5685 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:50:47 PM »

Got me with Goethe.

Transhuman · « **Reply #5686 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:51:24 PM »

You're telling me Hemingway was obsessed with masculinity? Are we talking about the same Hemmingway? Ernest Hemmingway?

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One time there was a bull and his name was not Ferdinand and he cared nothing for flowers. He loved to fight and he fought with all the other bulls of his own age, or any age, and he was a champion.

His horns were as solid as wood and they were as sharply pointed as the quill of a porcupine. They hurt him, at the base, when he fought and he did not care at all. His neck muscles lifted in a great lump that is called in Spanish the morillo and this morillo lifted like a great hill when he was ready to fight. He was always ready to fight and his coat was black and shining and his eyes were clear.

Anything made him want to fight and he would fight with deadly seriousness exactly as some people eat or read or go to church. Each time he fought he fought to kill and the other bulls were not afriad of him because they came of good blood and were not afraid. But they had no wish to provoke him. Nor did they wish to fight him.

He was not a bully nor was he wicked, but he liked to fight as men might like to sing or to be the King or the President. He never thought at all. Fighting was his obligation and his duty and his joy.

He fought on the stony, high ground. He fought under the cork-oak trees and he fought in the good pasture by the river. He walked fifteen miles each day from the river to the high, stony ground and he would fight any bull that looked at him. Still he was never angry.

That is not really true, for he was angry inside himself. But he did not know why, because he could not think. He was very noble and he loved to fight.

So what happened to him? The man who owned him, if anyone can own such an animal, knew what a great bull he was and still he was worried because this bull cost him so much money by fighting with other bulls. Each bull was worth over one thousand dollars and after they had fought the great bull they were worth less than two hundred dollars and sometimes less than that.

So the man, who was a good man, decided that he would keep the blood of the bull in all of his stock rather than send him to the ring to be killed. So he selected him for breeding.

But this bull was a strange bull. When they first turned him into the pasture with the breeding cows, he saw one who was young and beautiful and slimmer and better muscled and shinier and more lovely than all the others. So, since he could not fight, he fell in love with her and paid no attention to any of the others. He only wanted to be with her, and the others meant nothing to him at all.

The man who owned the bull ranch hoped that the bull would change, or learn, or be different than he was. But the bull was the same and he loved whom he loved and no one else. He only wanted to be with her, and the others meant nothing to him at all.

So the man sent him away with five other bulls to be killed in the ring, and at least the bull could fight, even though he was faithful. He fought wonderfully and everyone admired him and the man who killed him admired him the most. But the fighting jacket of the man who killed him and who is called the matador was wet through by the end, and his mouth was very dry.

"Que toro más bravo," the matador said as he handed his sword to his sword handler. He handed it with the hilt up and the blade dripping with the blood from the heart of the brave bull who no longer had any problems of any kind and was being dragged out of the ring by four horses.

"Yes. He was the one the Marqués of Villamayor had to get rid of because he was faithful," the sword handler, who knew everything, said.

"Perhaps we should all be faithful," the matador said.

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EchoRin · « **Reply #5687 on:** August 24, 2020, 03:56:52 PM »

Well go on. Why might Ernest be a possible red flag on a man's bookshelf?

Transhuman · « **Reply #5688 on:** August 24, 2020, 04:03:28 PM »

She was clearly just name dropping books and authors she knows (she lives in France)

curly · « **Reply #5689 on:** August 24, 2020, 04:07:05 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on August 24, 2020, 03:56:52 PM

Well go on. Why might Ernest be a possible red flag on a man's bookshelf?

Hemingway's shtick is macho to the point of parody

team filler · « **Reply #5690 on:** August 24, 2020, 04:21:20 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on August 24, 2020, 03:56:52 PM

Well go on. Why might Ernest be a possible red flag on a man's bookshelf?

EchoRin · « **Reply #5691 on:** August 24, 2020, 04:21:53 PM »

Well played Filler

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5692 on:** August 24, 2020, 04:23:34 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 24, 2020, 04:21:20 PM

Quote from: EchoRin on August 24, 2020, 03:56:52 PM
Well go on. Why might Ernest be a possible red flag on a man's bookshelf?
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~~Nooo, not like this.~~

It's Robin Williams in that picture, Epstein is just a photoshop.

BIONIC · « **Reply #5693 on:** August 24, 2020, 04:46:32 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 24, 2020, 04:21:20 PM

Quote from: EchoRin on August 24, 2020, 03:56:52 PM
Well go on. Why might Ernest be a possible red flag on a man's bookshelf?
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Ernest Goes to ~~Camp~~ Pedo Island

Nintex · « **Reply #5694 on:** August 24, 2020, 04:47:45 PM »

Ernest

ARRESTED AND EXECUTED

team filler · « **Reply #5695 on:** August 24, 2020, 05:04:41 PM »

"know what I mean, 'stein?"

EchoRin · « **Reply #5696 on:** August 24, 2020, 08:43:30 PM »

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEPiNeKsXd-

Tripon · « **Reply #5697 on:** August 24, 2020, 09:51:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/vadimnewquist/status/1297763342480744448

Mandark · « **Reply #5698 on:** August 24, 2020, 10:08:37 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on August 24, 2020, 03:46:50 PM

1. I actually don't know. Never read any David Foster Wallace. Committed suicide is all I know and that I guess he was a writer that bent "the rulez" or something in literature. Long story short, not sure what male caricature is associated with DFW obsession.

Infinite Jest has a reputation like Gravity's Rainbow or James Joyce's Ulysses: really difficult books that a ton of people buy and never actually read. I think the idea is that it signals obnoxious intellectual pretension.

DFW's inclusion is a bit ironic since he wrote a famous takedown of John Updike, Norman Mailer, and Philip Roth, who would have been shoe-ins for this sort of list if you compiled it 25 years ago.

benjipwns · « **Reply #5699 on:** August 25, 2020, 01:41:40 AM »

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1297785982515732480

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1297787924348461057

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