Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 787483 times)

chronovore · « **Reply #6420 on:** April 07, 2021, 01:20:14 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 06, 2021, 12:32:44 PM

The Marvel monopoly is putting a target on the original wank dad.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1379288433013690369

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-we-the-baddies

EchoRin · « **Reply #6421 on:** April 07, 2021, 09:35:51 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on April 06, 2021, 12:32:44 PM

The Marvel monopoly is putting a target on the original wank dad.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1379288433013690369

I liked his first reaction:

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1379278957510541321

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6422 on:** April 07, 2021, 09:05:14 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1379791272269987842

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6423 on:** April 08, 2021, 04:28:05 PM »

Wank Dad down.
https://mobile.twitter.com/publicroad/status/1380198507840204801

Also, lefties are getting real nervous about conservative humor.
https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1380174620192555011

benjipwns · « **Reply #6424 on:** April 09, 2021, 12:16:08 AM »

That's not the same terrible joke, it's clearly a terrible running joke building upon each iteration by getting more terrible, a comedic staple in the terrible joke genre.

team filler · « **Reply #6425 on:** April 09, 2021, 01:38:59 AM »

"they fly now"

"they fly now?"

"they fly now!"

Nintex · « **Reply #6426 on:** April 09, 2021, 04:45:35 AM »

The bear is a racist got a chuckle out of me.
Beter watch out Comedy Central

Nintex · « **Reply #6427 on:** April 10, 2021, 07:07:07 AM »

https://twitter.com/MikhailaAleksis/status/1380647728108167175

They're also grifting on that Marvel appearance.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6428 on:** April 10, 2021, 10:36:12 AM »

That's just embarassing.

team filler · « **Reply #6429 on:** April 10, 2021, 09:16:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/jimmy_dore/status/1381052301817737224

king

benjipwns · « **Reply #6430 on:** April 11, 2021, 07:31:17 PM »

solely because of the title: https://warzel.substack.com/p/welcome-to-galaxy-brain

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What does ‘Galaxy Brain’ mean?

It’s an ironic meme about people who have bad takes. This is my meager attempt to reclaim it for my own purposes. My hope for Galaxy Brain is that it can be a space for big, complicated ideas to be discussed iteratively and without the ‘voice of God’ pressure to render an immediate judgement. I’m really interested in what the theorist Timothy Morton calls “hyperobjects,” a concept so all-encompassing that it is almost impossible to adequately describe. Much of what I write and think about tends to fall into these slippery categories. Lately, I feel like there’s less room for this kind of thinking out loud and ambiguity in traditional media. Let’s get Big Brains together!

but also:

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One of the names I was kicking around for this newsletter was Troubleshooter. The word’s origin comes from the “trouble men,” who were dispatched by phone companies back in the day to inspect the lines and find and fix the problems holding up various communications. If you stretch the definition a bit, it bears some resemblance to what I’ve tried to with my journalism: spot and diagnose weird problems that are distorting or blocking the way we communicate.

When I joined BuzzFeed, I became obsessed with trying to trace the way that hastily considered decisions by the people who design our technologies could ripple across the internet.

So I started reporting. It led me to extensively document the first decade of Twitter’s failure to tackle its harassment problem. I charted the upside down world of the pro-Trump media. I profiled one of its most ridiculous members (Bill Mitchell) and one of its most dangerous (Alex Jones). Sometimes my stories were absurd, like when I documented the great poop emoji feud of 2017 or the people who battle to reply to Trump tweets, and some of the work has been investigative — at the Times I was part of a team that revealed a massive smartphone location data set and its myriad security and privacy dangers.

Nintex · « **Reply #6431 on:** April 12, 2021, 12:52:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1381628155958489092

A rival to Amazon

Next, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6432 on:** April 12, 2021, 01:01:47 PM »

No, next is MyCrypto.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6433 on:** April 12, 2021, 04:30:46 PM »

Not MyPresident

Nintex · « **Reply #6434 on:** April 12, 2021, 06:40:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1381731376630747139

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6435 on:** April 13, 2021, 12:24:36 PM »

RIP Twitter and YouTube, Lindell’s new social network launches Monday!

https://frankspeech.com/ (Watch the video on the site to lose brain cells)

Note, the following things are not considered free speech on Frank: porn, death threats, the c word, the n word, the f word, and saying anything bad about God.

Edit: more lols
https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1381990026104483852

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6436 on:** April 13, 2021, 01:21:33 PM »

Sir, this is a Christian Minecraft server.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6437 on:** April 13, 2021, 11:58:13 PM »

But what if I want to bear false witness against the Biden Administration? Where can I go for that? The Fediverse?

benjipwns · « **Reply #6438 on:** April 14, 2021, 02:17:24 AM »

Not really a wank dad but I just love the way these dudes are talking about zombies:
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1379515586795999233

Transhuman · « **Reply #6439 on:** April 14, 2021, 02:48:00 AM »

You never see these types of guys break character, no matter how ridiculous the shit they're saying is.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6440 on:** April 14, 2021, 02:48:42 PM »

Jim Bakker was also cancelled by the Reagan Administration.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1382384076108271617

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6441 on:** April 14, 2021, 04:18:05 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #6442 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:11:47 AM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1382583534397792257

Nintex · « **Reply #6443 on:** April 15, 2021, 12:32:36 PM »

If my Dudebro cover lead to GamerGate and January 6th.

I take my place among the trailblazers

and this:

Is what we in the business call a 'cuck'

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6444 on:** April 15, 2021, 04:04:12 PM »

naff · « **Reply #6445 on:** April 15, 2021, 05:19:47 PM »

idk who she is or what she did but i got halfway through the twitter is garbage section before i got bored and she seems ok

team filler · « **Reply #6446 on:** April 15, 2021, 06:00:11 PM »

mask off? with that face?

naff · « **Reply #6447 on:** April 15, 2021, 06:58:56 PM »

dont lie filler

looking into it more the reaction to her tweet about raya and avatar is pretty funny, it's a part of dumb fuck knee jerk twitter i somehow manage to avoid. mostly i just see jokes, mostly bad, these days. white people racing to asian cultures defence on shit like this is on par with white people posting black squares to their instagrams. sad, performative bullshit.

anyway. thinking about twitter dramas, one of my favourite dramas of all time is when hannibal buress came out against rent control and suggested his fans donate to a landlord organisation

so good. gottem

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6448 on:** April 15, 2021, 08:19:16 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackRoyer/status/1382698298461597702

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6449 on:** April 19, 2021, 11:58:57 AM »

Wank Dad fest 2021 is live on Mike Pillow’s website.

https://frankspeech.com/

Mike Flynn was just on telling people to run for dog catcher.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1384146820540948480

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1384165508153430023

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6450 on:** April 19, 2021, 12:20:28 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #6451 on:** April 19, 2021, 01:46:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/EvaVlaar/status/1384050435951005705

Oh god, our own millenial wank thot has gone international

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6452 on:** April 19, 2021, 04:23:04 PM »

‘Trump’ called into wank dad fest.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1384195329193504768

Edit: Lindell not happy people are talking about that instead of the launch of the universe’s greatest site.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1384312450057654274

team filler · « **Reply #6453 on:** April 19, 2021, 07:21:20 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #6454 on:** April 20, 2021, 02:57:57 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6455 on:** April 20, 2021, 01:09:50 PM »

That was fun

Nintex · « **Reply #6456 on:** April 20, 2021, 02:04:15 PM »

I thought it was going to be a platform to take on Twitter.

It looks just like an average blog site lmao

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6457 on:** April 20, 2021, 03:43:53 PM »

should have called it infobores

benjipwns · « **Reply #6458 on:** April 20, 2021, 05:51:10 PM »

new wank material in

https://www.elbertguillorysamerica.com/

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6459 on:** April 20, 2021, 07:11:53 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 20, 2021, 05:51:10 PM

new wank material in

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https://www.elbertguillorysamerica.com/

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Up until 2007, Guillory had been a registered Republican and served on the Louisiana Republican state central committee. He became a Democrat in 2007 when he first ran for the state House in the heavily Democratic District 40.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6460 on:** April 20, 2021, 07:25:10 PM »

Imagine if some cac wrote their name on this booklet and gave it to you.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6461 on:** April 20, 2021, 08:52:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1384688301962141697

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1384663026364817416

https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1384630454645575686

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1384619842599366659

chronovore · « **Reply #6462 on:** April 20, 2021, 10:02:31 PM »

Tomi Lahren is objectively horrible. She needs to be de-platformed.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6463 on:** April 20, 2021, 11:04:40 PM »

Everybody's trying to top each other on Twitter tonight, so Matt Walsh had to go there:
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1384702836857053185

VomKriege · « **Reply #6464 on:** April 21, 2021, 12:43:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1384898270607159299
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1384346439766192132

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6465 on:** April 22, 2021, 02:54:38 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/cbfplr/status/1385081742290300932

Ben loves that wood.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6466 on:** April 22, 2021, 03:36:34 PM »

For me it's the fact that he got the cashier to put his piece of wood in a plastic bag that is clearly too small.

team filler · « **Reply #6467 on:** April 22, 2021, 04:28:02 PM »

he used self checkout

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6468 on:** April 22, 2021, 04:59:06 PM »

Checkout deez nutz

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6469 on:** April 22, 2021, 04:59:11 PM »

Ben’s a strong independent white man who doesn’t need a cashier.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6470 on:** April 23, 2021, 01:22:17 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1385567639557353474

Nintex · « **Reply #6471 on:** April 23, 2021, 01:34:35 PM »

He built this on Drupal?

The mad man

Fuck the haters, it's gonna work,

EchoRin · « **Reply #6472 on:** April 25, 2021, 04:51:19 PM »

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/apr/24/joss-stone-my-dream-dinner-guest-jordan-peterson

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Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Jordan Peterson: he’s so interesting.

Lol. I gotta see who this lady is to understand her vibe.

team filler · « **Reply #6473 on:** April 26, 2021, 04:06:41 AM »

bbc slut annihilated by professor

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6474 on:** April 26, 2021, 05:19:52 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #6475 on:** April 26, 2021, 03:28:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/nocontextdrumar/status/1386762476675555334

umar da gawd

Nintex · « **Reply #6476 on:** April 26, 2021, 06:23:37 PM »

That's one epic beard

When do we crown the new king?

team filler · « **Reply #6477 on:** April 27, 2021, 03:20:07 AM »

https://twitter.com/TaTa_Babaoke/status/1386819072977899520

he don't miss

benjipwns · « **Reply #6478 on:** April 29, 2021, 05:27:05 AM »

https://www.mitchellrepublic.com/news/government-and-politics/7005962-MyPillow-CEO-Mike-Lindell-will-launch-new-social-media-site-Frank-with-May-10-event-in-Mitchell-S.D.

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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he'll launch his new social media site and podcast platform, dubbed Frank, at a rally at the Corn Palace in Mitchell, S.D., on May 10.

Lindell made the announcement Wednesday, April 28, on the podcast "Bannon's War Room" hosted by Steve Bannon, a former top adviser to President Donald Trump.

"That's going to be the grand, grand opening to the world," Lindell said. "I just want to get the awareness of the Frank speech, for our free speech to get out there so they can't suppress us anymore."

Asked by Bannon why he picked the Corn Palace, a corn-coated tourist attraction and event facility in the town of about 16,000, Lindell said he had been there before, was "very familiar" with South Dakota and was a big supporter of Kristi Noem, the state's Republican governor, and her pandemic decision to reject any statewide mask mandates or shutdowns.

"I love what the governor, Kristi Noem, has done there," he said.

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Attendance to the Corn Palace rally will be free and will be first come, first serve, Lindell said. Doors open at 4 p.m.

Whoever shows up will get a free copy of Lindell's book, "What Are the Odds? From Crack Addict to CEO." Even if you show up and can't get in, you'll get his free book, Lindell said.

Nintex · « **Reply #6479 on:** April 29, 2021, 08:43:40 AM »

Feels like we're watching the final part of Requiem for a Dream 2

News:

Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 787483 times)