Heidegger
literally the only guy in the Canon
TM that i legit dislike. you get enough of the mickey mouse reception of him through osmosis to not have to read him too intensively. unless you just really wanna get into continental phenomenology
read The Question Concerning Technology (the rest of the essays included
here look like they might be worth checking out, never read them myself) and the intro to Being and Time and see if you want to keep going
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...Europe lies in the pincers between Russia and America, which are metaphysically the same...
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