River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Bore Expert]

If it’s the same Matt from Gaf, he’s been retorted for years

[Jenkem]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-black-culture-community-ot-4-melanin-and-estrogen-the-new-kryptonite.74863/page-184

Just to let everyone know. Diz's ban has been extended by a week.

Anyone know what he did?

posting while black 

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/infiltrating-shinra-hq-storm-the-front-door-or-take-the-stairs.112318/

The stairs sequence is long (by design of course) and it also has some unfortunate dialogue in the original English translation.

No one is going to post that really dated dialogue in the stairs?

What... dated dialogue?

Tifa tells Barrett to stop acting like a retard and keep climbing.

I personally think it's hilarious, mostly due to the datedness of it, but also because it's so out of character for Tifa.

for the people wondering about the dialogue
(Image removed from quote.)

 

The stairs is one of the most famous dialogues in the game, why would you even want to skip it

Stairs were amazing, I urge everyone to take that route LOL.

Stairs are funnier

Taking the stairs is one of the best parts of FF7.

Gaming side thinks it's slick

[PogiJones]

Gotta figure out a way to incoglike myself now.

[PogiJones]

Nailed it.

EDIT: Kinda devalues the incoglike 213372bu gave me up above, though 

[Lonewulfeus]

 

[team filler]

 

[PogiJones]

Look, this isn't Metacouncil where apparently the likes flow like water. Sometimes a man has to fulfill his own like needs.

[PogiJones]

And as much as I like filler likes, they're a misnomer.

[team filler]

 

[clothedmacuser]

User Banned:  Using Pirated Likes, Disseminating Forbidden knowledge, Reductionating Valuage of Like Points 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-close-friends-recommend-me-to-suicide.112351/

[Lonewulfeus]

Man, that thread creation AI trained on RE threads is really spot on.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hellboy-film-in-russia-replaces-stalin-with-hitler.112349/

Don't those Russians read Wikipedia !? For shame.

[Transhuman]

I firmly believe deciding whether or not to committ suicide should always be your own choice and no-one else's.

[HardcoreRetro]

I'd say, give it a try. If you don't like it there's always a sec.... eh...

[Jenkem]

PogiJones is like a diaper.

Self absorbed and full of shit.

[BIONIC]

PogiJones is like a diaper.

Self absorbed and full of shit.

[clothedmacuser]

I'm not sure if isolation from your support network is the best idea.  And I assume they are joking about it.  Let me just post this interview tidbit from Zed himself. 

Bobcat Goldthwait was good friends with Robin Williams and when people ask him if they ever talked about suicide?

"We're comedians, we talked about suicide for 33 years.  Occasionally we'd talk about other things.  I'd say Hey, congrats on the Oscar."

"Oh thank you."

"So how would you do it?"

"Oh, car in the garage, definitely a car."

But Robin Williams did do the deed so I'm not sure my advice works.

[Transhuman]

It worked for 33 years though

[naff]

I can‘t believe Pogi solved the ghost likes phenomenon.

Maybe he is smarter than we think...

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This is absolute bullshit, I was the only who was doing it on purpose until now. 

At least do it right, have a tab logged in to click like, and another (more recent one) when logged out.

smgdh pogi giving away the secret. i happened upon it randomly and enjoyed using it to confuse filler.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/eva-air-flight-attendant-says-overweight-passenger-forced-her-to-wipe-his-butt.95033/

Besada is getting out of control 

[Don Rumata]

I'm not sure if isolation from your support network is the best idea.  And I assume they are joking about it.  Let me just post this interview tidbit from Zed himself. 

Bobcat Goldthwait was good friends with Robin Williams and when people ask him if they ever talked about suicide?

"We're comedians, we talked about suicide for 33 years.  Occasionally we'd talk about other things.  I'd say Hey, congrats on the Oscar."

"Oh thank you."

"So how would you do it?"

"Oh, car in the garage, definitely a car."

But Robin Williams did do the deed so I'm not sure my advice works.

Robin Williams killed himself because he had some form of neurodegenerative disease, so it's quite a different situation.

[Transhuman]

I'm sure the LBD didn't help, but family members always try to claim that their loved ones weren't in control of their faculties when they committ suicide. I suppose it's what they think they ought to say to avoid shame.

[nudemacusers]

I wonder if people who stopped saying the "n-word" when Emmett Till was murdered, or William Lewis Moore, or the Rev. Bruce Klunder or Andrew Goodman would have been called "Too Woke Tryhard SJWs" if they'd been murdered today where the risk was being Twitter ratioed (thanks to their actual sacrifices) instead of murdered during the civil rights movement.

Comparing the n word in the context of the sustained evil of anti black violence to peeps using the term chick flick.

Yeah that’s the angle.

[BisMarckie]

That stroke theory is getting more plausible each day.

[Don Rumata]

I'm sure the LBD didn't help, but family members always try to claim that their loved ones weren't in control of their faculties when they committ suicide. I suppose it's what they think they ought to say to avoid shame.

I guess i'm saying that i see suicide in bad cases of degenerative diseases (with no hope of a cure, and depending on the situation) as closer to a form of euthanasia, but when you're dealing with depression (especially self diagnosed, which can mean just a mild form of it, exacerbated by a bad environment) it's a very different beast.
From what i understand of Williams' situation, he was more in the former camp, rather than the latter.

I know I wouldn't want to ride it 'till the end, if i knew my mind was going to slowly but surely erode away day by day.

[Transhuman]

It's a subset of films marketed to women that are designed to be thematically simple and to not challenge the audience at all. The fact they still make chick flicks is far more offensive than the term 'chick flicks'

The few good ones like When Harry Met Sally and 10 Things I Hate About You were made to be enjoyed by both men and women

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/eva-air-flight-attendant-says-overweight-passenger-forced-her-to-wipe-his-butt.95033/

Besada is getting out of control 

Thread closed for fat shaming soon....

[Nintex]

Not sure what Netflix was going at. Chick flicks exist. In fact that's what chicks call them and they're proud of it because those are 'their movies'.

Men just call it garbage 

[BisMarckie]

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/racist-germans-mock-korean-streamer-in-berlin.112315/#post-19993708

Waiting for that guy from the other thread to come in a say that stretching the corners of the eyes with your fingers isn’t racist in Germany and we shouldn’t impose our standards of racism on poor Germans who’re just making a joke.

Fantasies about getting triggered- is this like "trigger porn"?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

No doubt echoed a million times but I have no willpower and saw it all. Don't fucking watch it. Seriously. I'm probably more upset I saw this than I was when my fucking dad died. Hyperbole maybe but yes, it is that spoilery and it deserves purging from the earth. Fuck.

 

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/racist-germans-mock-korean-streamer-in-berlin.112315/#post-19993708

Waiting for that guy from the other thread to come in a say that stretching the corners of the eyes with your fingers isn’t racist in Germany and we shouldn’t impose our standards of racism on poor Germans who’re just making a joke.

Fantasies about getting triggered- is this like "trigger porn"?

Is photobombing racist now?

Also those guys look like porn producers. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/racist-germans-mock-korean-streamer-in-berlin.112315/#post-19993708

Waiting for that guy from the other thread to come in a say that stretching the corners of the eyes with your fingers isn’t racist in Germany and we shouldn’t impose our standards of racism on poor Germans who’re just making a joke.

Fantasies about getting triggered- is this like "trigger porn"?

 

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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

This thread has veered into discussing the author rather than the article and does not seem to be producing good discussion. Thread locked.

hahaha fucking cowards.

Look, I get you eratta are all about the optics and how things aren't a good look, but yeah, a games journo doing fuck all fact checking, posting a feels-piece thats easily debunked, not fucking editing ot removing it, then going on twitter saying they "didn't choose to do that" when their personal twitter account shows they fucking did, and making vague "I'm not allowed to say what REALLY happened" claims is - OF FUCKING COURSE - going to have people talking about the author of the shitty article, not just the article itself.

So the unedited article is still up as-is and as originally posted on kotaku.

Quite the "CMS gremlin", huh?

Is it worth considering that maybe, just maybe, the author of that article and how they've handled this is in fact a subject for discussion yet, era mods?

[Mr Gilhaney]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/yo-cac-smellerman-passin-out-gas-multiple-times-on-air-like-he-sellin-tickets-and-tryna-play-it-off.703556/

[nudemacusers]

No doubt echoed a million times but I have no willpower and saw it all. Don't fucking watch it. Seriously. I'm probably more upset I saw this than I was when my fucking dad died. Hyperbole maybe but yes, it is that spoilery and it deserves purging from the earth. Fuck.

 

Tired: dads

Wired: daddies

[HaughtyFrank]

This thread has veered into discussing the author rather than the article and does not seem to be producing good discussion. Thread locked.

hahaha fucking cowards.

Look, I get you eratta are all about the optics and how things aren't a good look, but yeah, a games journo doing fuck all fact checking, posting a feels-piece thats easily debunked, not fucking editing ot removing it, then going on twitter saying they "didn't choose to do that" when their personal twitter account shows they fucking did, and making vague "I'm not allowed to say what REALLY happened" claims is - OF FUCKING COURSE - going to have people talking about the author of the shitty article, not just the article itself.

So the unedited article is still up as-is and as originally posted on kotaku.

Quite the "CMS gremlin", huh?

Is it worth considering that maybe, just maybe, the author of that article and how they've handled this is in fact a subject for discussion yet, era mods?

Her behavior on twitter is also really weird. Yesterday she posted a bunch of "I'm so sorry, I feel so bad about this right now" etc. but looking at her account now those seem to be gone again. Then she announced that she'll take a break from twitter only to return a couple of hours later to tweet that she caught a shiny pokemon 

[Straight Edge]

Robin Williams killed himself because he regretted being in those Nintendo commercials with his daughter Zelda.

[bork]

This thread has veered into discussing the author rather than the article and does not seem to be producing good discussion. Thread locked.

hahaha fucking cowards.

Look, I get you eratta are all about the optics and how things aren't a good look, but yeah, a games journo doing fuck all fact checking, posting a feels-piece thats easily debunked, not fucking editing ot removing it, then going on twitter saying they "didn't choose to do that" when their personal twitter account shows they fucking did, and making vague "I'm not allowed to say what REALLY happened" claims is - OF FUCKING COURSE - going to have people talking about the author of the shitty article, not just the article itself.

So the unedited article is still up as-is and as originally posted on kotaku.

Quite the "CMS gremlin", huh?

Is it worth considering that maybe, just maybe, the author of that article and how they've handled this is in fact a subject for discussion yet, era mods?

Her behavior on twitter is also really weird. Yesterday she posted a bunch of "I'm so sorry, I feel so bad about this right now" etc. but looking at her account now those seem to be gone again. Then she announced that she'll take a break from twitter only to return a couple of hours later to tweet that she caught a shiny pokemon 

She was getting shit on in the Kotaku UK comments and called a racist.  That's a pretty quick bounceback- maybe somebody at Kotaku told her that her job is still safe. 

[bork]

https://twitter.com/Venumidas/status/1119208055466381312

https://twitter.com/JoleneBullockx/status/1119206352910467072

https://twitter.com/JomasterII/status/1119180296807542785

https://twitter.com/Hitly96/status/1119212382918778880

https://twitter.com/JojoMysterious/status/1119226380091314176

 

[BisMarckie]

Bork endorsing Gamergate harassment tactics.   

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

the GAF thread when she got the job was full of people saying "hey, maybe she'll learn some fucking professionalism now" based on the wildly varying quality of her vetted "NX leaks" and getting some ubi employees fired for not doing anything to protect them as sources

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

and that was before her claims about getting kidnapped by an uber driver at e3, but not wanting to file any kind of police report or provide any kind of substantiation

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

like, at what point can you question someones professional integrity?

[bork]

https://twitter.com/fatfuckingnuts/status/1119225484619976704

[porkbun]

I firmly believe deciding whether or not to committ suicide should always be your own choice and no-one else's.

The people robotically parroting that useless suicide hotline have zero understanding of how depression functions, especially if you're at the point of seriously considering suicide.  The OP is probably faking it for attention anyway like every other suicide thread on GAF/REE.

[thetylerrob]

You might as well post a youtube tutorial on how to not kill yourself if all you're gonna do is put some bullshit phone number.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

A friend of mine tagged me in a thumbnail on Facebook. It was small so you had to zoom in, but once you did it showed you like nine screenshots from the movie. I know at least two or three things that I really wish I had known before. He got put on snooze.

[VomKriege]

You might as well post a youtube tutorial on how to not kill yourself if all you're gonna do is put some bullshit phone number.

It's empty but still well intentioned. Because depression is hard, it's not like some rando on a message board is gonna have a magic wand to "solve" it with a post no matter the content.

[Rufus]

The combination of:
1) Not being able to control yourself looking at spoilers
2) Caring a ton about not being spoiled
... is so strange to me.  I'm tempted to look at spoilers because I don't really care if I'm spoiled;  if I cared.. why in the world would I not be able to control myself to look?  lol

Desperate need to be 'part of the conversation'.

[venereology]

You might as well post a youtube tutorial on how to not kill yourself if all you're gonna do is put some bullshit phone number.

It's empty but still well intentioned. Because depression is hard, it's not like some rando on a message board is gonna have a magic wand to "solve" it with a post no matter the content.

meanwhile every time they leave one of those threads open, it just ends up attracting people who say "I also want to kill myself" and that seems like a terrible thing to leave unmoderated.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Wait, robin williams killed himself?

[bork]

I’m going offline for a while. Don’t know when I’ll be back. Sorry everyone. Hope everyone does okay.

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https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz/status/1119004946903515147?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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[bork]

OK back

https://twitter.com/AlmightyMandals/status/1118987292234792960

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm leeeeeaving on a jet plane, I don't know if I'll be back again.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

did you just assume my gender and orientation, nintendo?
check your privilege, shitlord

[10centtacos]

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

this guy are sick