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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11400 on: April 20, 2019, 01:48:28 AM »
I don't know whether Cauliflower is saying he's black or Iraqi

you think only black people know about math or that only iraqis have big dicks?

TBH I've liked shosta way more since I found out he was half Filipino. Freaking love Pinoys.

Cauliflower, you got any redeeming ancestry?

We built mathematics as the current pleebs understand it before the egyptians stole and took credit for it.

That and a long lineage of big dicks.

 :snore

Why ask a question if you're gonna be a dick about it?


Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11401 on: April 20, 2019, 01:51:17 AM »
With PC-GAF seemingly moving over to metacouncil it's going to be interesting to see if any of the other big communities start moving too. If they do, REEE is dead. The communities are what made GAF, they're what allowed REEE to exist and if they move, REEE will cease to exist overnight.


I'm going to go out on a limb and say REEE ceases to exist in its current form by the end of the year.

Whatever happens, it's gonna be delicious to watch from afar.

A big community is what, 80-200 people at most?  I doubt another purge of one of those would put a dent in the 45,000 non-banned members even if we do assume only a fraction of a fraction of that is active.  Then you take into account that many members aren't even part of specific communities and just post wherever they see something interesting.

Multiple community purges in quick succession would be needed for Era to die in its current form.  That or a scandal.

And it doesn't even look like PC Era is dead, the thread is still pretty damn active.

Evilore nuked the football community twice without issue.

But when he went after popgaf it all started unraveling

The big community nukes were what, football, NBA, Rockband and Popgaf?  I guess FigureGaf too, but that wasn't very big.  Am I forgetting any?  The site had no issue surviving all of those and it probably would have survived for longer without Tyler's shower escapades coming out.  But then you have to take into account how many people didn't even care about the shower shit and just needed any kind of excuse at all to burn the whole place down.

If something like that happens to Era, it'll probably need a different kind of scandal to give dissatisfied people an excuse to lash out and cause the place to meltdown seeing as Cerium likely doesn't have that kind of dirt on him, and the only other admin generating any significant resentment from posters just stepped down.  We definitely know those people are there based on the polls, but they suck it up otherwise.

Tripon

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11402 on: April 20, 2019, 01:58:50 AM »
With PC-GAF seemingly moving over to metacouncil it's going to be interesting to see if any of the other big communities start moving too. If they do, REEE is dead. The communities are what made GAF, they're what allowed REEE to exist and if they move, REEE will cease to exist overnight.


I'm going to go out on a limb and say REEE ceases to exist in its current form by the end of the year.

Whatever happens, it's gonna be delicious to watch from afar.

A big community is what, 80-200 people at most?  I doubt another purge of one of those would put a dent in the 45,000 non-banned members even if we do assume only a fraction of a fraction of that is active.  Then you take into account that many members aren't even part of specific communities and just post wherever they see something interesting.

Multiple community purges in quick succession would be needed for Era to die in its current form.  That or a scandal.

And it doesn't even look like PC Era is dead, the thread is still pretty damn active.

Evilore nuked the football community twice without issue.

But when he went after popgaf it all started unraveling

The big community nukes were what, football, NBA, Rockband and Popgaf?  I guess FigureGaf too, but that wasn't very big.  Am I forgetting any?  The site had no issue surviving all of those and it probably would have survived for longer without Tyler's shower escapades coming out.  But then you have to take into account how many people didn't even care about the shower shit and just needed any kind of excuse at all to burn the whole place down.

If something like that happens to Era, it'll probably need a different kind of scandal to give dissatisfied people an excuse to lash out and cause the place to meltdown seeing as Cerium likely doesn't have that kind of dirt on him, and the only other admin generating any significant resentment from posters just stepped down.  We definitely know those people are there based on the polls, but they suck it up otherwise.

Eh, it'll probably be something like a bookie knee capping Cerium due to his gambling debts.
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PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11403 on: April 20, 2019, 01:58:59 AM »
I don't know whether Cauliflower is saying he's black or Iraqi

you think only black people know about math or that only iraqis have big dicks?

TBH I've liked shosta way more since I found out he was half Filipino. Freaking love Pinoys.

Cauliflower, you got any redeeming ancestry?

We built mathematics as the current pleebs understand it before the egyptians stole and took credit for it.

That and a long lineage of big dicks.

 :snore

Why ask a question if you're gonna be a dick about it?

TBF it was supposed to be a dick question too. Ironically, you gave a dick answer. Triple dicks up in here.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11404 on: April 20, 2019, 02:04:29 AM »
I don't know whether Cauliflower is saying he's black or Iraqi

you think only black people know about math or that only iraqis have big dicks?

TBH I've liked shosta way more since I found out he was half Filipino. Freaking love Pinoys.

Cauliflower, you got any redeeming ancestry?

We built mathematics as the current pleebs understand it before the egyptians stole and took credit for it.

That and a long lineage of big dicks.

 :snore

Why ask a question if you're gonna be a dick about it?

TBF it was supposed to be a dick question too. Ironically, you gave a dick answer. Triple dicks up in here.

:smug

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11405 on: April 20, 2019, 02:13:30 AM »
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Muteki at it again brehs

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I don't know which possibility is the more optimistic one: was this was the result of a mass flagging system working independently of human oversight, or did a human moderator OK taking this down?

Alternate overly-snarky, mean-spirited take: wow gee no wonder Nintendo was so happy to cover for Atlus with that lyrics debacle


PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11406 on: April 20, 2019, 02:45:50 AM »
He's a rising star

Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11407 on: April 20, 2019, 02:55:41 AM »
Pogi, here's the best forest music, by the way:

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11408 on: April 20, 2019, 02:57:33 AM »
top of page Yuka

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Muteki at it again brehs

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I don't know which possibility is the more optimistic one: was this was the result of a mass flagging system working independently of human oversight, or did a human moderator OK taking this down?

Alternate overly-snarky, mean-spirited take: wow gee no wonder Nintendo was so happy to cover for Atlus with that lyrics debacle

NintendoDirect on 8chan when ?
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PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11409 on: April 20, 2019, 03:29:38 AM »
Pogi, here's the best forest music, by the way:


I honestly thought you were trolling for like the first minute of that. Even after the tension break it's nice but not foresty IMO.

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11410 on: April 20, 2019, 03:33:02 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-took-down-a-smash-stage-containing-trans-flag-and-suspended-the-player-that-posted-it-because-it-was-considered-a-political-statement.112487/#post-20008201

"Everything is political. EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL. Super Mario Bros is very political!"

"wtf what's political about an activist movement flag???"

some mod edit a cute girl pic here, i'm at work.

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I think this post is a good summation :

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-took-down-a-smash-stage-containing-trans-flag-and-suspended-the-player-that-posted-it-because-it-was-considered-a-political-statement.112487/page-10#post-20017170

You'll see it a lot of Era, it's similar to when someone says "this sort of opinion is denying my existence, it's not acceptable and not comparable to a regular opinion". There's often some confusion going on as seen here, it seems to conflate "apolitical" with "political but unimpeachable / consensual / universal / morally right" (despite what the quoted post says, I'd argue that the Rights of Man is definitely a political opinion and still a radical one in a number of places...).

That said, I'd say there's an actual argument here around so called "political messages" being banned wholesale in large privately held spaces, from stadiums through social media to online games. It's never very consistent and there's bias to the sanitizing.
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PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11411 on: April 20, 2019, 03:42:59 AM »
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Remember kids, supporting human rights is POLITICAL, and therefore inappropriate for Nintendo games.

The radical and controversial view that trans people are people must be silenced!

What irks me about this framing of the issue is this:
Right-winger: "Being trans is a mental illness."
Left-winger: "Stop seeing trans people as subhuman!"

This exchange is the left-winger implicitly saying that people with agreed-upon mental illnesses like schizophrenia are subhuman. "If you think I'm mentally ill, you think I'm subhuman [because mentally ill people are subhuman]."

It's a "rebuttal" with such a nasty implication that I don't get why it isn't called out more.

Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11412 on: April 20, 2019, 03:49:31 AM »
The only real sub human  :jared

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11413 on: April 20, 2019, 03:59:29 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-trained-an-ai-on-thousands-of-etcetera-thread-conversations-and-it-has-thoughts-on-everything.112485/

Same as the first one, but for OT.

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Fuck everything about this. Fuck the GOP. Fuck the Democrats. Fuck everyone. Fuck this country for it.

 :obama Pretty accurate.
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PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11414 on: April 20, 2019, 04:10:51 AM »
That bot has got to be praying for death

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11415 on: April 20, 2019, 04:16:29 AM »
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~!~The Atlantic: How to Counter Trump's Fascists

Mondy: I feel like this is the perfect example of just how insane the Republican party is in how openly caving on racism to Trump has led to some very, very, harmful trends in that party. Imagine the GOP doing the same thing over and over again with the tea party wing of the party.
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Zelas: A very good article detailing how the straw man approach to climate change has really fucked this up.
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Yerba_Sutra: Good article. I just feel like it's a bit too easy to view the GOP's actions as "this is just another step in the right direction" when they're actively helping kill climate change because they never bothered to actually do anything to combat it. I also feel like the Republican Party has been entirely complicit in perpetuating all this harmful shit.
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ElectricBlanketFire: "The Obama Socialist Party"
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DarthSontin: I agree that it's not a good strategy.
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Brinbe: Yup. This is the race to win the future.
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Gwenpoolshark: I mean, it would absolutely be great if they didn't even try.
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Pwnz: This is why revolutions like Bernie and the Democratic Party have to be stopped. Shutting the door off to foreign powers enough them already. No one really wants democracy in an America.
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Angelus Errare: The party of the people, as we know. Not backing down to your beliefs.
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Taki: This is exactly why revolutions like the one the US were able to demonstrate. Simply because you don't want to be a part of a dictatorship party.
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~!~Why isn't there more POC’s?



Deleted member 1258: This is something that in the last few years, I've seen take on more underrepresented groups in society: women, minorities, LGBTQ, etc. But what about POC's that aren't represented by the current system? How is it that more don't want to go through the pain of having to live paycheck to paycheck with absolutely no job prospects, and even if they do, don't get paid a living wage, and can't afford to live below the poverty line and are stuck in a system that gives them a pass? And why is there a stigma against mentioning this to others?

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she_esh: I feel that the first one is even more complicated.

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Hollywood Duo: You just know it’s going to be a rude awakening when you aren’t first elected to office.

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Sinfamy: Because of course it is.

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Chojin: It's been like that.

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Fat4all: it's definitely a real issue in america

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Deleted member 1258: Yeah, I feel like it's just been happening for a while now. I'm not even a born-in-COUNTROMINED-COUNTRY adv atm, but I do not want to give up my thread ideas just cause you know I'm not always blunt with myself.

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Heromanz: Because white privilege

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DosaDaRaja: The media, politicians, and the oligarchs that make the country a better place are not going to care about black or brown folk.

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Deleted member 1258: This is the one thing I've realized that many people don't realize is that the current system is not working
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Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11416 on: April 20, 2019, 04:25:03 AM »
Pogi, here's the best forest music, by the way:


I honestly thought you were trolling for like the first minute of that. Even after the tension break it's nice but not foresty IMO.
It's a nice tune, it takes place in a forest level, and it's got forest sfx to boot.  :yeshrug

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11417 on: April 20, 2019, 04:28:14 AM »
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~!~NYT: Trump's War on the Newsroom is Still Going (if Stuff tells You So)

GK86: Link.
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RDreamer: Um....
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excelsiorlef: He doesn't need a wall because he is too stupid to think "it would be a good use of all that money"
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onadesertedisland: Sure, he can't claim he cares about news, but he's in the business of covering it and not trying to hide it.
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WedgeX: He’s got a war on the media that’s as much trying to curtail government as,
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shnurgleton: Something something free speech
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excelsiorlef: He's not threatening the press when he's trying to protect his business dealings
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Buzzman: He was trying to protect his business dealings in the second half of his presidency.
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Kmonk: The NYT article is a good jumping off point.
Edit: Here's the AP story.
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jelly: He's the President and he doesn't have that luxury of thinking "what the press is going to do is do something." He's not threatening the press he's just trying to protect his business dealings.

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~!~Mueller Requests ABC’s exclusive view of Cohen’s meeting with Trump Jr

Shard Shinjuku:
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Brock Reiher: There's a list of names that should be redacted?
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Mighty Chin: So it's true?
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Squarehard: What a twist.
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Sephzilla: oh no
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Username1198: Lol
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PaddingtonDidntDoIt: What are the odds that he was actually part of the RNC?
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GiantEnemyGoomba: There's a lot of evidence, but he was a Russian puppet by the end. Only a few things are worth protecting.
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Shard Shinjuku: That's a lot of evidence.
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Spartancarver: "I thought we were done!"

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~!~19 Russian trolls were found dead in an effort to sow chaos in the United States

Tovarisc: This is crazy.
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SlipperyFishes: Awful. Russians trying to sow chaos in US democracy.
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Coyote Starrk: I can't believe this is real.
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Ac30: They were willing to make an entire army of pointless idiots.
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SturokBGD: So, you know, if a random person gets online and makes a literal coup... they'll go there.
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Wyman Manderly: And we have the evidence already!
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VectorPrime: I’m not convinced.
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Tovarisc: This is why we need to start an international war against Russia.
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entremet: I think they were just bots.
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~!~China Uncensored: How The Dark Triad Will Shape Next Move The World

Taki: New research from China offers hope for a new direction for the world.
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HStallion: Good news for China.
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Woorloog: I'm not sure if this is a new direction for the world, but the dark triad is a term that refers to a set of paradigmatic anxiety disorders that have become widespread in the world.
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Javier23: We can't escape the world we see itselves in.
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KimiNewt: Well, it's not about a better world. It's about the globalization of the human mind.
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Zoc: I mean, it's a form of mind control. But it's not the first time someone has suggested China could build a wall around the entire planet.
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jelly: Fascinating stuff.
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Kernel: This probably needs to be corrected for the US thread.
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R0987: I mean, I don't think it's possible without using a program to control the mind, I think it's possible to make it possible. But I think China's government does have the right idea as well.
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HStallion: I think it's about the ideology that leads to despair and subservience and I doubt anyone in the west would want to go down that path.
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VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11418 on: April 20, 2019, 04:37:42 AM »
This one is pretty convincing :

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~!~Mueller’s getting involved in Manafort's finances.

Skinny Pete: I feel like we need a thread about this. Manafort's finances are under control of Mueller right now. It's not crazy crazy that Trump is getting involved.
The money he made in Manafort's debt is getting drained and Manafort's current nest egg is starting to collapse.
Manafort owed money to Trump once he left Cambridge Analytica.
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SlickShoesRUCRazy: I still believe Manafort's fucked.
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Randomly Generated: He's got a lot of money and is panicking.
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asmith906: I hope Mueller is watching.
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Muffin: But I heard that he's not under arrest
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FreezePeach: I mean, this is a ruse. Money doesn't run out faster the more of it you use it in a court of law.
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Transistor: He's fucked. There's no way this is real.
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Conciliator: it's always the lawyers trying to get the best deal we can before they know what's going on
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Thorn: But I heard he turned himself in.
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FreezePeach: I don't believe this. He and Manafort's lawyers are trying to get the best deal they can before the investigation finds out they are all involved.
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11419 on: April 20, 2019, 04:43:51 AM »
It's a "rebuttal" with such a nasty implication that I don't get why it isn't called out more.

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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11420 on: April 20, 2019, 04:45:11 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-trained-an-ai-on-thousands-of-etcetera-thread-conversations-and-it-has-thoughts-on-everything.112485/

Same as the first one, but for OT.

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Thread : Trump refuses to release his tax returns. Dems demand the White House.

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Fuck everything about this. Fuck the GOP. Fuck the Democrats. Fuck everyone. Fuck this country for it.

 :obama Pretty accurate.


GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11421 on: April 20, 2019, 05:19:52 AM »
If a restaurant throws a black person out for being black, it's not that surprising that people wouldn't be going "yeah but just look at all the black folks they didn't throw out!"

Nobody gets a cookie for not being a dick to trans people. That's just being decent.

:confused

if a restaurant throws someone out for being black, then there wouldn't be any other black people in the restaurant, and it would be logical to assume that the guy who is thrown out when people who are also black are not being thrown out, is not in fact being thrown out because he is black

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11422 on: April 20, 2019, 05:28:06 AM »
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User Banned (Permanent): Troll account
/r/erainaction

:dunno

https://www.resetera.com/search/1044247/

That doesn't look like the postings of someone just trying to start shit.
That just looks like the postings of someone who doesn't post much, making a kinda lame joke at eras expense, in a topic that is oh-so-very-era in nature.

Permed literally for having a low post count.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11423 on: April 20, 2019, 05:43:43 AM »
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a few people who worked with the author in question and based on their previous experience with the author this is par for the course. No reason to harass/go after someone of course, but it seems like the politics come before writing/truth once again. The worst part is this just gives more ammo for people against credible writers (even at Kotaku) like Schrier and (my personal favorite) Tim Rogers and the like. There are good people under the Kotaku banner that don't always get it right, but they usually handle it way better than doubling down, blaming their editor, and then fleeing the scene. Apparently they were told not to publically respond which makes sense, but still a shame this was so terribly handled and then the site just left the unaltered article up and just went "sorry guys we made the change promise but we need the clicks and can't get this damn edit button to go through" lol.

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Transphobia. :confused

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11424 on: April 20, 2019, 05:58:04 AM »
You'd assume that "trans rights" means acceptance of trans people as being human beings like anyone else, no more and no less, and being just as flawed as human beings are, including potentially being lazy, cowardly, stupid, attention seeking liars.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11425 on: April 20, 2019, 05:59:06 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/instagram-hides-like-counts-in-leaked-design-prototype.112547/

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The reality is most people, even those with 10 followers, post for likes

The Obliterator gets it, too bad he doesn‘t post here anymore.

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Frankly I expect Instagram as well as Twitter to essentially crash and burn if and when it happens. The driving force behind both is the like system

The Bire becoming the next big social media platform. :rejoice

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11426 on: April 20, 2019, 06:01:26 AM »
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Remember when people were suggesting Era add the ability to like posts? lol


That‘s why resetera is a failing platform while the Bire is thriving. To be fair, I heard nachobro is swimming in likes on metacouncil.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11427 on: April 20, 2019, 06:10:54 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/biggest-red-flags-youve-gotten-on-a-date.112541/

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I picked up a girl once at he house and as she was leaving her house she was screaming at her dad about she is tired of his friends and his shit as well as other colorful language. I asked if everything was alright and she replied that she just needs to get fucked to forget. We had a nice dinner and then I dropped her off at home, don't want that baggage.

 :mindblown :snoop :goty :hhh :goldberg :jeanluc
:point :girlaff :crowdlaff :mueller :neogaf :era

joeboy101

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11428 on: April 20, 2019, 06:17:43 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/biggest-red-flags-youve-gotten-on-a-date.112541/

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I picked up a girl once at he house and as she was leaving her house she was screaming at her dad about she is tired of his friends and his shit as well as other colorful language. I asked if everything was alright and she replied that she just needs to get fucked to forget. We had a nice dinner and then I dropped her off at home, don't want that baggage.

 :mindblown :snoop :goty :hhh :goldberg :jeanluc
:point :girlaff :crowdlaff :mueller :neogaf :era
Oh FFS, that's the easiest layup ever. You already know you can smang it, so you pour on some caring, really give her a nice night which, at that point, has really low criteria. Then you finish by giving her one of those screaming O's that makes her yours.

But no, don't want that baggage.

 ::)

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11429 on: April 20, 2019, 06:18:13 AM »
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Hillary and Trump are basically the same,

My Date, 2016

I was tipsy at the time, but that shit sobered me up real quick. No amount of booty was gonna save that date.

When you know that this never happened. :rejoice

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11430 on: April 20, 2019, 06:18:54 AM »
plus; sharp knees

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11431 on: April 20, 2019, 06:20:52 AM »
When a woman says: I just need to get fucked to forget, you don’t take her out to dinner. What a waste of time and money. :hhh


You fuck her in your car. :rash

joeboy101

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11432 on: April 20, 2019, 06:24:39 AM »
When a woman says: I just need to get fucked to forget, you don’t take her out to dinner. What a waste of time and money. :hhh


You fuck her in your car. :rash

Well yeah, but if your driving a compact, your not going to get to Round 2. And you just know dem Era folks don't drive decent vehicles.

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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11433 on: April 20, 2019, 06:33:52 AM »
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Two of mine: after writing for a while, we wanted to meet the day of the world championship finale after the game - went into town, didn't see her right away and got a beer outside. Since the place was incredibly busy with drunk people (we won) I looked around for a bit and saw a girl pissing right into the street. Turns out she was my date. She got completely drunk during the 20-30 minutes we didn't talk and also hooked up with a guy during that time - found out when I talked to her to find out what was going on. Talked to the guy about the game for about 5 minutes and went my way. Later that night I received a text from her about how it was a pity that we missed each other and if I still wanted to meet for a beer, she was game..

Another date - during the first 5 minutes walking she pointed to a fuzzy dog laying on the ground and told me she would love to flay him. She didn't mean it in a weird humorous way. Noped out of that date really fast.

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Yep, that was a solid 6 minute date. Oh and she proceeded with: after that I'd love to eat a pizza of your stomach.

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When you are a giant dad even in your made up story. :goldberg

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11434 on: April 20, 2019, 06:38:06 AM »
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I wonder what red flags I missed when I woke up to find her on top of me, biting my chest and neck. Had bitemarks/blood all over the next morning. Didn’t dare to do much to defend myself since I was living in a shared apartment with strangers. The girl was supposed to sleep in my friends room after the date but got locked out by her.

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Oh yeah, forgot, I went out with an Indonesian girl as well, on the second date she sat me down and had a video reel of some TV show where these presenters were eating octopus alive being chopped up into little pieces and another one where they ate cats and said "would you try these foods?" Then she says after a long awkward silence "I wonder what humans taste like, don't you wonder that too?" I stood up and said I'm out of here then she said I need to catch the train so I walked her back then revealed she had a guy in Scotland who was too quiet for her and going through a list of other guys she's dated who weren't good enough then goes even more psycho when I say bye (obviously just to be nice) and she says "yeah, bye" in a very nasty way, kept on repeating "bye" in a really nasty tone of voice as I walked away too. Totally creepy lady.



Just straight up lies. :rejoice

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11435 on: April 20, 2019, 06:39:22 AM »
When a woman says: I just need to get fucked to forget, you don’t take her out to dinner. What a waste of time and money. :hhh


You fuck her in your car. :rash

Well yeah, but if your driving a compact, your not going to get to Round 2. And you just know dem Era folks don't drive decent vehicles.

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They don't drive at all. They'd be taking the bus, and theres plenty of bench space on a bus :rash
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11436 on: April 20, 2019, 06:59:45 AM »
User Banned (3 Days): Arguing in bath faith by repeating refuted talking points across multiple topics

HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11437 on: April 20, 2019, 07:17:19 AM »
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Two of mine: after writing for a while, we wanted to meet the day of the world championship finale after the game - went into town, didn't see her right away and got a beer outside. Since the place was incredibly busy with drunk people (we won) I looked around for a bit and saw a girl pissing right into the street. Turns out she was my date. She got completely drunk during the 20-30 minutes we didn't talk and also hooked up with a guy during that time - found out when I talked to her to find out what was going on. Talked to the guy about the game for about 5 minutes and went my way. Later that night I received a text from her about how it was a pity that we missed each other and if I still wanted to meet for a beer, she was game..

Another date - during the first 5 minutes walking she pointed to a fuzzy dog laying on the ground and told me she would love to flay him. She didn't mean it in a weird humorous way. Noped out of that date really fast.

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Yep, that was a solid 6 minute date. Oh and she proceeded with: after that I'd love to eat a pizza of your stomach.

r/thathappened
When you are a giant dad even in your made up story. :goldberg

Why would you meet after the game? Wouldn't meeting up before be the way to go? Makes no sense

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11438 on: April 20, 2019, 07:20:26 AM »
(we won)

BIONIC

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11439 on: April 20, 2019, 07:24:12 AM »
benjiobliterates trying to slip back in unnoticed.

You ain’t slick :ufup
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11440 on: April 20, 2019, 07:38:46 AM »
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Oh yeah, forgot, I went out with an Indonesian girl as well, on the second date she sat me down and had a video reel of some TV show where these presenters were eating octopus alive being chopped up into little pieces and another one where they ate cats and said "would you try these foods?" Then she says after a long awkward silence "I wonder what humans taste like, don't you wonder that too?" I stood up and said I'm out of here then she said I need to catch the train so I walked her back then revealed she had a guy in Scotland who was too quiet for her and going through a list of other guys she's dated who weren't good enough then goes even more psycho when I say bye (obviously just to be nice) and she says "yeah, bye" in a very nasty way, kept on repeating "bye" in a really nasty tone of voice as I walked away too. Totally creepy lady

Too beautiful a story to be lies



Transhuman

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11443 on: April 20, 2019, 08:11:06 AM »
Is Avatar in the Star Wars universe

nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11444 on: April 20, 2019, 08:12:11 AM »
No but it’s in the alien universe
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Anti-Monitor

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11445 on: April 20, 2019, 08:24:29 AM »
How can people give a shit about Star Wars after the embarrassments that were Rogue One and The Last Jedi is beyond me.

Switters

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11446 on: April 20, 2019, 09:17:12 AM »
I hate that I've become desensitized to a jar of fucking toenails.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11447 on: April 20, 2019, 09:41:47 AM »
Fuck. Here I was thinking it was a jar of uncooked pasta. Cannot unsee.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11448 on: April 20, 2019, 09:43:42 AM »
Toe nails are hygenic.

nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11449 on: April 20, 2019, 09:48:33 AM »
Fuck. Here I was thinking it was a jar of uncooked pasta. Cannot unsee.
I mean it can serve the purpose in a pinch 🤷‍♂️

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HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11450 on: April 20, 2019, 09:49:29 AM »
 :banplz

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11451 on: April 20, 2019, 09:49:49 AM »
User Banned (5 Days): Hostility against staff.

Just to respond to everyone that responded to me: it's this cynicism we Democrats seem to have towards our potential candidates that gives me a sense of gloom. I was responding to the OP, which I figured was obvious. It seems no one is good enough, they all have problems, etc.

Also, some mod needs to learn what trolling actually is. And not be a mod.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11452 on: April 20, 2019, 10:14:10 AM »
poor staff = (

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11453 on: April 20, 2019, 10:23:35 AM »
can they really be called staff if they ain't getting paid? They should start calling themselves volunteers.

User banned (5 days): hostility against volunteers.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11454 on: April 20, 2019, 10:31:00 AM »
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/nintendo-is-deleting-what-it-deems-inappropriate-super-smash-bros-ultimate-stages.1477633/

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Because they are propagandists, that is what they do and their telos on said propaganda is to influence the mind of young indivinduals to not only accept who they are, but actively celebrate it!
Damn, brainwashing through smash levels  :doge

Raist

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11455 on: April 20, 2019, 10:31:36 AM »
No, "staff" is valid.

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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11456 on: April 20, 2019, 10:37:03 AM »
I don't want to alarm you all, but it may potentially be the case that the volunteer staff is not of the highest quality.

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11457 on: April 20, 2019, 10:38:32 AM »
I don't want to alarm you all, but it may potentially be the case that the volunteer staff is not of the highest quality.

how dare you insult the mod generals

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11458 on: April 20, 2019, 10:42:54 AM »
Benji, tell me if you‘ve heard the first line of this review somewhere else.
https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/wwi-the-great-war-review/1900-6089685/

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #11459 on: April 20, 2019, 10:56:47 AM »
Pogi, here's the best forest music, by the way:


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