River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[nudemacusers]

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-arent-more-nintendo-fans-interested-in-metroid.131673/page-2#post-23140903

It's probably related to the way Nintendo has treated the Metroid IP and Samus as a character.



We got the official character assassination of Samus: Other M





some really creepy fetishism in the smash bros series where they literally gave Samus high heels for her zero suit.

We finally know why Metroid wasn't ever that popular among children. It's because the latest Smash Bros. game from 2018 has high heels! And because the like the 8th game in the series was bad.

A few posts later he admits that this was totally irrelevant.

Series was in decline before both of those entries, in fact it's probably what spurred Other M being so different.

I know, I was just pointing out some of the biggest recent examples.

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-arent-more-nintendo-fans-interested-in-metroid.131673/page-2#post-23140903

It's probably related to the way Nintendo has treated the Metroid IP and Samus as a character.



We got the official character assassination of Samus: Other M





some really creepy fetishism in the smash bros series where they literally gave Samus high heels for her zero suit.

We finally know why Metroid wasn't ever that popular among children. It's because the latest Smash Bros. game from 2018 has high heels! And because the like the 8th game in the series was bad.

A few posts later he admits that this was totally irrelevant.

Series was in decline before both of those entries, in fact it's probably what spurred Other M being so different.

I know, I was just pointing out some of the biggest recent examples.

Trolling and thread derailment? No, because wokeness is for a good cause 

[Nintex]

Metroid is amazing. But it's not something that attracts a big audience, let alone on a Nintendo platform.
Metroid Prime 4 could do well if they ever finish it. It just doesn't have the same 'nostalgia' as Mario and Zelda and it isn't easy to reinvent like Fire Emblem.

To this day I think Nintendo should've picked up the cancelled Prey 2 and retooled it into a Metroid game. It would've probably given the franchise the mainstream boost it needed.
The Metroid universe is limited by design and Nintendo's usual tricks to spice things up just don't work. The Half Life / Unreal guys that made the Prime trilogy were the perfect fit for the series.

[LurkinMerkin]

(all the games in the series were bad)

[nudemacusers]

Metroid had help from autechre back when they were still good. That should be worth something.

[bork]

This thread is a fucking trip.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/ban-me-please.1494985/post-254976832

All of the mod actions on his account were related to this specific reaction toward weeb games. He hasn't been reforming, but we'd prefer not to ban him over such silly nonsense. Alternative actions like this are considered in such cases, and here it's presumably intended to get in front of the next time he walks into a thread and intends to go overboard again. Maybe it leads to some self-reflection, maybe people know he has a chip on his shoulder and to ignore rather than engage.

It's not petty, juvenile, or tyrannical. It's a finesse action. He chose to make this account suicide thread in response, which is unfortunate but not very surprising. He hasn't been banned at this time, so that we can talk it out and understand each other better.

EviLore acting like there's more than himself modding the forum, and he's getting dragged for banning a guy who made fun of some pedophile weeb game.

I don't get the super hate the op is getting. Yeah these type of threads are lame but the tag he caught is really scummy. The mod that did that needs to fuck off from gaf, petty as all hell.

I also YouTubed that gun gun pixie game....if you play that shit you a fucking suspect as fuck. Fucking weirdos would play that shit, people with kids should be cautious around you.

Take a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror.

That mod is the 'Lore. It's always the 'Lore.

He can't afford to lose more members at this point, lol. 

All the guy needs to do is just post a shower goblin meme or some porn or something to get that perm. 

[porkbun]

not sure if posted but a guy had a GF for two months and yeeeesh, no wonder she dumped his ass
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-you-deal-with-heartache.130326/

Been seeing this girl for the last 2 months and now she tells me she doesn't want a relationship. I didn't bring up the relationship topic. But I guess this means it's fully over with us.
We have contact each day but her texts are without any love. It sucks.

My heart aches like hell and I don't know what to do. She was the most beautiful girl I've ever dated/seen. I love(d) everything about her.
Especially her humour and kindness.

I'm sad.

Someone even posted "Gym" lmao.

Typical REE/GAF behavior of getting way overinvested.  There's no way you should be saying shit like "I love everything about her" when you've been dating for 2 months.  100% guarantee the "girlfriend" was still seeing other guys and just got creeped out by being smothered by someone she barely knows.

[Kara]

Pop quiz:
Purple Gaf or Orange Gaf?

Highly unethical? Well it's legal so why wouldn't they do it? We should fault the tax laws, not those that take advantage of them. I would take advantage too!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rockstar-north-has-paid-no-uk-corporation-tax-in-10-years.131730/post-23149994

[close]

Purple Gaf or Orange Gaf?

Meanwhile social services in the UK are falling apart and the number of people and children in poverty grows. But you would do the same, nice one.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/rockstar-takes-19-of-uk-tax-relief-funds-for-developers-pays-no-tax.1495021/post-254976310

[close]

Fake GAF or Atomgaffen?

Rockstar are raking in millions getting kids hooked on gambling and don't even pay taxes... I wish that was hyperbole, but we know it isn't. UK gov refuse to even classify it as gambling - it's worse, it's way more insidious.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/rockstar-takes-19-of-uk-tax-relief-funds-for-developers-pays-no-tax.1495021/#post-254976499

[close]

Proving horseshoe theory with public forum posts.

[bork]

This thread is a fucking trip.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/ban-me-please.1494985/post-254976832

All of the mod actions on his account were related to this specific reaction toward weeb games. He hasn't been reforming, but we'd prefer not to ban him over such silly nonsense. Alternative actions like this are considered in such cases, and here it's presumably intended to get in front of the next time he walks into a thread and intends to go overboard again. Maybe it leads to some self-reflection, maybe people know he has a chip on his shoulder and to ignore rather than engage.

It's not petty, juvenile, or tyrannical. It's a finesse action. He chose to make this account suicide thread in response, which is unfortunate but not very surprising. He hasn't been banned at this time, so that we can talk it out and understand each other better.

EviLore acting like there's more than himself modding the forum, and he's getting dragged for banning a guy who made fun of some pedophile weeb game.

I don't get the super hate the op is getting. Yeah these type of threads are lame but the tag he caught is really scummy. The mod that did that needs to fuck off from gaf, petty as all hell.

I also YouTubed that gun gun pixie game....if you play that shit you a fucking suspect as fuck. Fucking weirdos would play that shit, people with kids should be cautious around you.

Take a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror.

That mod is the 'Lore. It's always the 'Lore.

He can't afford to lose more members at this point, lol. 

All the guy needs to do is just post a shower goblin meme or some porn or something to get that perm. 

Wait, missed the OP:

A couple weeks ago I got a ban for making fun of a game where you play as these little animu fairies who secretly cause these (very young looking) girls to have orgasms.  I said these kinds of games are targeted at pedos, incels, and shut-ins.  Okay, whatever, fair enough.

Guessing it is Gun Gun Pixies?

I didn't watch the video in case it was uncomfortable to watch.

"Guessing," huh? 

[Don Rumata]

This thread is a fucking trip.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/ban-me-please.1494985/post-254976832

All of the mod actions on his account were related to this specific reaction toward weeb games. He hasn't been reforming, but we'd prefer not to ban him over such silly nonsense. Alternative actions like this are considered in such cases, and here it's presumably intended to get in front of the next time he walks into a thread and intends to go overboard again. Maybe it leads to some self-reflection, maybe people know he has a chip on his shoulder and to ignore rather than engage.

It's not petty, juvenile, or tyrannical. It's a finesse action. He chose to make this account suicide thread in response, which is unfortunate but not very surprising. He hasn't been banned at this time, so that we can talk it out and understand each other better.

EviLore acting like there's more than himself modding the forum, and he's getting dragged for banning a guy who made fun of some pedophile weeb game.

I don't get the super hate the op is getting. Yeah these type of threads are lame but the tag he caught is really scummy. The mod that did that needs to fuck off from gaf, petty as all hell.

I also YouTubed that gun gun pixie game....if you play that shit you a fucking suspect as fuck. Fucking weirdos would play that shit, people with kids should be cautious around you.

Take a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror.

That mod is the 'Lore. It's always the 'Lore.

Setting up tables at night, pretending to have a staff.
"Living" in a decrepit manor.
Sold his soul to the devil.
Can't get over the glory days of his former "empire".
Big bat ears.

The parallels between EviLore and Dracula are interesting. 

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/ban-me-please.1494985/page-7#post-254977465

Sad to see people in this very thread defending Shark's posts and trying to shame others who may enjoy these games. Ironic considering it is, generally, the thing we as a community call out other communities for doing. Playing Gun Gun Pixies does not make you a pedo. Playing Hatred does not make you a murderer. Playing Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus does not make you an SJW. It may not be up my alley, but I will always defend people discussing these games. This is GAF, not Era. Not Polygon. Not VG247. Not Eurogamer. We are better than them.

 

[Kara]

Playing Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus does not make you an SJW.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/president-shitbag-holds-ceremony-to-sign-9-11-first-responders-bill-makes-joke-about-falling.131781/

PRESIDENT SHITBAG makes mildest joke ever.

[VomKriege]

The worst part is that we all know if Trump was ever in an active shooter situation himself, he would 100% use innocent people as human shields or try to save his skin by telling the shooter where other people are hiding.

[VomKriege]

I don't even understand how people in the United States don't do massive protests against this asshole. Please don't normalize his behavior. He is basically setting a precedent. He needs to be accountable. Don't pass it as just freedom of speech.

Don't read his Miranda, Habeas Corpus !

[VomKriege]

Anyone else find it incredibly weird to read designer interviews about some characters and hearing the designers talk about how they incorporated their kinks into a character's design. Like "Oh he drew her that way cause he's a really big fan of thighs." or "her three sizes are x-x-x" Like, seriously it's like the video game industry's locker room talk equivalent.

Reminder that in Evo Japan the DoA developers on twitch showcasing their game used the pause screen to make it look like their characters were engaging in sexual activity.

Designers working their own personal sexual preferences in their work.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-23160619

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/president-shitbag-holds-ceremony-to-sign-9-11-first-responders-bill-makes-joke-about-falling.131781/

PRESIDENT SHITBAG makes mildest joke ever.

Being fair, he will bitch about it if anybody else made that joke.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-boyfriend-is-travelling-to-usa-in-2-weeks-how-safe-is-it.131733/


These people are too easy.

[Boredfrom]

Thank you for signal boost Gun Gun Pixies, btw you guys. 

[Uncle]

Anyone else find it incredibly weird to read designer interviews about some characters and hearing the designers talk about how they incorporated their kinks into a character's design. Like "Oh he drew her that way cause he's a really big fan of thighs." or "her three sizes are x-x-x" Like, seriously it's like the video game industry's locker room talk equivalent.

Reminder that in Evo Japan the DoA developers on twitch showcasing their game used the pause screen to make it look like their characters were engaging in sexual activity.

Designers working their own personal sexual preferences in their work.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-23160619

simultaneously defend and condemn artists for designing characters they want to see brehs

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dev-speaks-out-about-censorship-in-games.130401/

[tiesto]

(all the games in the series were bad)

Super is a legendary game, the Prime games were decent, and Prime Pinball is awesome. The most recent games were bad, but it's had more hits than misses.

[Anti-Monitor]

Anyone else find it incredibly weird to read designer interviews about some characters and hearing the designers talk about how they incorporated their kinks into a character's design. Like "Oh he drew her that way cause he's a really big fan of thighs." or "her three sizes are x-x-x" Like, seriously it's like the video game industry's locker room talk equivalent.

Reminder that in Evo Japan the DoA developers on twitch showcasing their game used the pause screen to make it look like their characters were engaging in sexual activity.

Designers working their own personal sexual preferences in their work.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-23160619

Maybe if Resetera wasn't so full of pedophiles they'd realize not everyone is ashamed of their tastes and can simply admit that when designing an attractive character, they intentionally made them attractive. There's nothing wrong about liking big tits or fat thighs. It's not a "kink".

Do they want everyone to pull a shitty excuse out of their ass as to why a hot character is hot, like Kojima?  I seem to recall the Nier Automata guy saying he gave 2B a big butt and thigh high boots with high heels just because he liked those things.

[Lonewulfeus]

If you stick to Wrigleyville and the Lakeside neighborhoods it feels like the cac capital of the world.

I like to live dangerously though and went to White Sox games. 

  my Mets play the White Sox this week.  Stay safe Mets!

[BisMarckie]

Venture out of the trash thread and join the  THRIVING baseball  community on the Bire.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Welp , that's enough era for this week.

[paprikastaude]

if the changes were the other way round, a near identical post would've been made on reee.

[HaughtyFrank]

(Image removed from quote.)

Welp , that's enough era for this week.

Honestly it took me a minute to figure out for which side the guy in the image is even arguing for

Edit: ^

[Lonewulfeus]

Venture out of the trash thread and join the  THRIVING baseball  community on the Bire.

Wouldn’t Mets and White Sox talk be far more on topic in the shitbin thread?

[paprikastaude]

(Image removed from quote.)

Welp , that's enough era for this week.

Honestly it took me a minute to figure out for which side the guy in the image is even arguing for

Edit: ^

Same. Especially since shortly before the dude had a meltdown over Samus having high heels. Also, is crossingwoke now shitting up every thread with this Samus thing that probably no normal player even noticed in Smash Bros.? Like when he spammed every somewhat Kojima-related thread with his copy pasted tirades and gifs of MGS V's half-naked chick, even if the topic had nothing to do with it?

Old GAF still banned that clown for this shit at least once for several months. But those times are long over at 

[OnlyRegret]

Anyone else find it incredibly weird to read designer interviews about some characters and hearing the designers talk about how they incorporated their kinks into a character's design. Like "Oh he drew her that way cause he's a really big fan of thighs." or "her three sizes are x-x-x" Like, seriously it's like the video game industry's locker room talk equivalent.

Reminder that in Evo Japan the DoA developers on twitch showcasing their game used the pause screen to make it look like their characters were engaging in sexual activity.

Designers working their own personal sexual preferences in their work.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-23160619

Maybe if Resetera wasn't so full of pedophiles they'd realize not everyone is ashamed of their tastes and can simply admit that when designing an attractive character, they intentionally made them attractive. There's nothing wrong about liking big tits or fat thighs. It's not a "kink".

Do they want everyone to pull a shitty excuse out of their ass as to why a hot character is hot, like Kojima?  I seem to recall the Nier Automata guy saying he gave 2B a big butt and thigh high boots with high heels just because he liked those things.

not sure if it is confirmation bias but it does seem like wokest tends to correlate with pedo

[Averon]

Anyone else find it incredibly weird to read designer interviews about some characters and hearing the designers talk about how they incorporated their kinks into a character's design. Like "Oh he drew her that way cause he's a really big fan of thighs." or "her three sizes are x-x-x" Like, seriously it's like the video game industry's locker room talk equivalent.

Reminder that in Evo Japan the DoA developers on twitch showcasing their game used the pause screen to make it look like their characters were engaging in sexual activity.

Designers working their own personal sexual preferences in their work.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-23160619

Maybe if Resetera wasn't so full of pedophiles they'd realize not everyone is ashamed of their tastes and can simply admit that when designing an attractive character, they intentionally made them attractive. There's nothing wrong about liking big tits or fat thighs. It's not a "kink".

Do they want everyone to pull a shitty excuse out of their ass as to why a hot character is hot, like Kojima?  I seem to recall the Nier Automata guy saying he gave 2B a big butt and thigh high boots with high heels just because he liked those things.

I'm sure I remember a lot them saying they'd rather prefer that these designers just admit that they are making sexy characters instead of BSing them and pulling a Kojima. Of course, when devs do just that, people like CrossingEden still finds a way to complain about them being frank.

[nachobro]

Super is a legendary game, the Prime games were decent, and Prime Pinball is awesome. The most recent games were bad, but it's had more hits than misses.

[Uncle]

not sure if it is confirmation bias but it does seem like wokest tends to correlate with pedo

many of them strongly advocating for smaller breasts 

[Boredfrom]

Time is a flat circle:

Damn shame. It’s only gonna get worse with these asshats radicalizing children via gaming.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mass-shooting-in-gilroy-ca-at-garlic-festival-4-confirmed-dead-15-wounded.131688/page-6#post-23159556

Why even post in a gaming forum if you have more in commmon with Jack Thompson than anybody else?

[VomKriege]

not sure if it is confirmation bias but it does seem like wokest tends to correlate with pedo

many of them strongly advocating for smaller breasts 

I like small breasts.

[Uncle]

not sure if it is confirmation bias but it does seem like wokest tends to correlate with pedo

many of them strongly advocating for smaller breasts 

I like small breasts.

 

[VomKriege]

Back to your scheduled content :

https://www.resetera.com/threads/girlfriend-reviews-should-your-boyfriend-watch-game-of-thrones.131635/post-23161682

[Tasty]

(all the games in the series were bad)

Hunters was good at least.

[Mr Gilhaney]

not sure if it is confirmation bias but it does seem like wokest tends to correlate with pedo

many of them strongly advocating for smaller breasts 

I like small breasts.

Dfc breh

[Uncle]

(all the games in the series were bad)

Hunters was good at least.

I want to play Hunters on a platform with sticks or mouse control, that game felt unlike Metroid and instead like old school Quake in a good way

[VomKriege]

As with anyone travelling abroad, try and stick to the tourist hotspots, don't show too much cash or jewelry or gadgets and don't go exploring to get the 'authentic experience'.

Maybe bitch eating cracker syndrome here because I guess there's a kernel of common sense but it's a pretty depressing view of travel. It's not "be careful / mindful" but a straight "do not explore".

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-boyfriend-is-travelling-to-usa-in-2-weeks-how-safe-is-it.131733/post-23162478

[HaughtyFrank]

A mod removed that satirical Disney Nazi picture

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-smashes-own-global-box-office-record.131670/post-23140086

 

[Tasty]

(all the games in the series were bad)

Hunters was good at least.

I want to play Hunters on a platform with sticks or mouse control, that game felt unlike Metroid and instead like old school Quake in a good way

It was amazing

I enjoyed the stylus controls since at the time I was a small teenager.

Not saying much but it even had better online than many Nintendo-published games over a decade later. Like only Splatoon is kinda close.

[Don Rumata]

Anyone else find it incredibly weird to read designer interviews about some characters and hearing the designers talk about how they incorporated their kinks into a character's design. Like "Oh he drew her that way cause he's a really big fan of thighs." or "her three sizes are x-x-x" Like, seriously it's like the video game industry's locker room talk equivalent.

Reminder that in Evo Japan the DoA developers on twitch showcasing their game used the pause screen to make it look like their characters were engaging in sexual activity.

Designers working their own personal sexual preferences in their work.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-23160619

Art is NOT for personal expression!

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump%E2%80%99s-method-of-%E2%80%98liking%E2%80%99-tweets-is-needlessly-complicated.131836/

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

(did imgur go back on this link thing?)

[Uncle]

(all the games in the series were bad)

Hunters was good at least.

I want to play Hunters on a platform with sticks or mouse control, that game felt unlike Metroid and instead like old school Quake in a good way

It was amazing

I enjoyed the stylus controls since at the time I was a small teenager.

Not saying much but it even had better online than many Nintendo-published games over a decade later. Like only Splatoon is kinda close.

WEP only 

[VomKriege]

Now that's what I call slick :

Bans will continue until morale improves

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitch-bans-streamer-for-not-streaming-enough-and-claiming-they-are-committing-fraud.131811/post-23161624

[Nintex]

LMAO

Twitch mods are probably from the same authoritarian pedo cloth as REE and GAF mods. 

[Lonewulfeus]

Now that's what I call slick :

Bans will continue until morale improves

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitch-bans-streamer-for-not-streaming-enough-and-claiming-they-are-committing-fraud.131811/post-23161624

             Saying the quiet part loud?
           /

[marrec]

As with anyone travelling abroad, try and stick to the tourist hotspots, don't show too much cash or jewelry or gadgets and don't go exploring to get the 'authentic experience'.

Maybe bitch eating cracker syndrome here because I guess there's a kernel of common sense but it's a pretty depressing view of travel. It's not "be careful / mindful" but a straight "do not explore".

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-boyfriend-is-travelling-to-usa-in-2-weeks-how-safe-is-it.131733/post-23162478

There'd definitely be some motherfuckers here who would be hating if someone posted a thread saying "I went off the beaten path and got got "

I 100% agree tho if you're traveling get out there and have an adventure.

[Uncle]

I don't think anyone here is in denial about how safe or unsafe the US might be

people can make all the posts about getting mugged they want, it happens

[Cauliflower Of Love]

. It blows my mind that twitch could be this bad at figuring out their own partners content to the point where they believe their committing fraud.

"partners"

[Great Rumbler]

Anyone else find it incredibly weird to read designer interviews about some characters and hearing the designers talk about how they incorporated their kinks into a character's design. Like "Oh he drew her that way cause he's a really big fan of thighs." or "her three sizes are x-x-x" Like, seriously it's like the video game industry's locker room talk equivalent.

Reminder that in Evo Japan the DoA developers on twitch showcasing their game used the pause screen to make it look like their characters were engaging in sexual activity.

Designers working their own personal sexual preferences in their work.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-23160619

simultaneously defend and condemn artists for designing characters they want to see brehs

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dev-speaks-out-about-censorship-in-games.130401/

I mean, Era is pretty committed to the idea that all art should be made safe and commodified. Unless it comports totally to their personal politics, in which it should be allowed to do whatever it wants.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's probably because we're Reddit zoomers but back in my day "gaslighting" was simply "lying".
 

I could've swore that gaslighting was a thing back then... but my memory is bad.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Maybe i'm overthiniking it.

[close]

the term comes from a film from the 40s about a dude making a systematic and comprehensive attempt to destroy a woman psychologically and make her question her own grasp on reality.

not when someone on twitter straight up fact checks some stupid fucking claim someone has made.

[blame space]

tfw you're not sure if you're being gaslit

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

chicago fucking sucks

More Than A Feeling > If You Leave Me Now, so by the transitive property, Boston > Chicago

[OnlyRegret]

finally defeating the boost ball guardian
 

soulsborne before soulsborne

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The worst part is that we all know if Trump was ever in an active shooter situation himself, he would 100% use innocent people as human shields or try to save his skin by telling the shooter where other people are hiding.

If Trump was ever in an active shooter situation there'd be a fucking mod meltdown on how to appropriately phrase the READ STAFF POST to handle the people casually cheering loss of life