River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Transhuman]

Transhuman, your tech support fucking sucks. There’s no right-click on my phone.

Smoking is for fuckwits, and I say that as a 20-a-day smoker. It’s a terrible deadly money-sink. Weed ain’t much better.

-Hold down on the image instead

-20 a day? Jesus

-I've been trying to stop smoking (or vaping rather) weed but it's hard. Goddam it's hard. For less than $5 I can get very high, I won't be bored anymore, music will sound really good, my lower back pain will be dulled, and I won't be sad. And the only tradeoff is i'll wake up with a bad taste in my mouth and I won't be able to write jokes.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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I mean, they're right. Calories are a measure of energy.

 

[Ghoul]

Transhuman, your tech support fucking sucks. There’s no right-click on my phone.

Smoking is for fuckwits, and I say that as a 20-a-day smoker. It’s a terrible deadly money-sink. Weed ain’t much better.

-Hold down on the image instead

-20 a day? Jesus

-I've been trying to stop smoking (or vaping rather) weed but it's hard. Goddam it's hard. For less than $5 I can get very high, I won't be bored anymore, music will sound really good, my lower back pain will be dulled, and I won't be sad. And the only tradeoff is i'll wake up with a bad taste in my mouth and I won't be able to write jokes.

Baby steps dude, maybe first start sucking cock when high, then when you wake up the taste in your mouth and your lower back pain from anal won't be so bad bro.

Then maybe cut down on the coke laced weed vaping thing you're on.

Fatties who blame it on genes are funny, most of them are not even able to wear them anymore only moomoo dresses

[Himu]

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I mean, they're right. Calories are a measure of energy.

 

"Calories are just a concept"

[Transhuman]

Then maybe cut down on the coke laced weed vaping thing you're on.

Nah it's just plain old regular generic weed.

And i've never been much for cock

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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I mean, they're right. Calories are a measure of energy.

 

"Calories are just a concept"

A concept that measures energy.

[Himu]

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I mean, they're right. Calories are a measure of energy.

 

"Calories are just a concept"

A concept that measures energy.

"Calories are not anything."

You're fighting just to fight.

[Transhuman]

Cindi c'mon. At least some of these are parody, and someone saying there's no relation between matter and energy should lead any reasonable person to suspect Poe's Law is at play

[joeboy101]

Since Cindi won’t get away from chubby dick, in ERA cancellation news:

Mike Ybarra becomes member of toxic and Homophobic youtuber's Channel

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mike-ybarra-becomes-member-of-toxic-and-homophobic-youtubers-channel.132370/unread

[Himu]

Eating till you're morbidly obese is as socialist as it gets, huh?

[Don Rumata]

Tbh obesity should be shamed the same way smoking was and continues to be. Go full on anti fat tv commercials tbh. I truly believe that. Maybe “fat shaming” isn’t a bad thing after all. Put pictures of a healthy heart and an unhealthy heart on a steaks packaging label. Put a “warning: overeating this food could lead to obesity, heart disease;etc” on food labels.

Conflating making fun of delusional "fat acceptance" people, with shaming and making fun of the fatties "to help them" ( ) is a distinguished mentally-challenged look.

[Tripon]

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[porkbun]

Transhuman, your tech support fucking sucks. There’s no right-click on my phone.

Smoking is for fuckwits, and I say that as a 20-a-day smoker. It’s a terrible deadly money-sink. Weed ain’t much better.

-Hold down on the image instead

-20 a day? Jesus

-I've been trying to stop smoking (or vaping rather) weed but it's hard. Goddam it's hard. For less than $5 I can get very high, I won't be bored anymore, music will sound really good, my lower back pain will be dulled, and I won't be sad. And the only tradeoff is i'll wake up with a bad taste in my mouth and I won't be able to write jokes.

LOL at thinking a pack a day is some huge number.  I used to go through 2 packs a day of Camel unfiltereds.  I agree it's a bad habit though.  I quit about 7 years ago after doing it for 20 years.

 

And another LOL at "weed isn't much better" unless you're talking about doing it in a public (esp. enclosed) place.

 

Yet another LOL at "Smoking is a choice that effects everyone around you, being fat is a choice that only occasionally does (and can be remedied by forcing people to buy extra plane tickets and the like.) "  You don't think your insurance premiums are higher because of morbidly obese people going to the doctor because of the myriad of health problems their addiction causes?

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

PC gamers had it too good for too long. Anything which upsets them is okay with me.
Signed,
Shitposters, Trolls, ResetEra moderation team.

 

[Himu]

So I'm not sure if I should keep posting the reddit fuckery here. It's all clearly hilarious and reeks of SJW-ism, and this is also called the outside forums thread. But these also work as memes, so they're not technically outside forums.

What to do? Those who like making fun of bad fat acceptance, where should the content go? Here or another thread?

[Himu]

Yet another LOL at "Smoking is a choice that effects everyone around you, being fat is a choice that only occasionally does (and can be remedied by forcing people to buy extra plane tickets and the like.) "  You don't think your insurance premiums are higher because of morbidly obese people going to the doctor because of the myriad of health problems their addiction causes?

 

 

You get it.

It's something that affects all of society.

[Himu]

I wonder if they know how much "no fatties" is prevalent in the gay community.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

So I'm not sure if I should keep posting the reddit fuckery here. It's all clearly hilarious and reeks of SJW-ism, and this is also called the outside forums thread. But these also work as memes, so they're not technically outside forums.

What to do? Those who like making fun of bad fat acceptance, where should the content go? Here or another thread?

 

[Himu]

So I'm not sure if I should keep posting the reddit fuckery here. It's all clearly hilarious and reeks of SJW-ism, and this is also called the outside forums thread. But these also work as memes, so they're not technically outside forums.

What to do? Those who like making fun of bad fat acceptance, where should the content go? Here or another thread?

 

On second thought, might be best to keep it here. 

[paprikastaude]

PC gamers had it too good for too long. Anything which upsets them is okay with me.
Signed,
Shitposters, Trolls, ResetEra moderation team.

 

PC fat gaben stans were long up there with nintendies as the worst fanboys out the bunch, but that Epic Store thing is on another level. Have all these meltdowns because you have to click a different icon to boot up your game brehs 

[VomKriege]

riotous
*lights one in the small, sweaty, windowless space that this thread is*

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Don't worry, you'll probably get the last laugh.

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[nudemacusers]

PC gamers had it too good for too long. Anything which upsets them is okay with me.
Signed,
Shitposters, Trolls, ResetEra moderation team.

 

PC stans were long up there with nintendies as the worst fanboys out the bunch, but that Epic Store thing is on another level. Have all these meltdowns because you have to click a different icon to boot up your game brehs 

I don’t really care about the store fight but the press release in the op is insufferably twee. 

[Kara]

Smoking is considered culturally detested. Smokers are shamed to a point where the only place its legal to smoke now is in your car basically. In what world is any of that considered okay?

lol, if you say so.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

So I'm not sure if I should keep posting the reddit fuckery here. It's all clearly hilarious and reeks of SJW-ism, and this is also called the outside forums thread. But these also work as memes, so they're not technically outside forums.

What to do? Those who like making fun of bad fat acceptance, where should the content go? Here or another thread?

 

On second thought, might be best to keep it here. 

Maybe I like them!

slickness at 100%

[Himu]

I honestly can't off to these Reddit reposts, Cindi.

It reads like boomer humor. Or, more accurately, John Oliver humor.

"Ah, yes, I do in fact agree that the things I'm being presented are insane."

 

I really like absurdist humor. I think the logic they're employing is comical. Absurdism is why I love Seinfeld.

[EightBitNate]

PC gamers had it too good for too long. Anything which upsets them is okay with me.
Signed,
Shitposters, Trolls, ResetEra moderation team.

 

PC fat gaben stans were long up there with nintendies as the worst fanboys out the bunch, but that Epic Store thing is on another level. Have all these meltdowns because you have to click a different icon to boot up your game brehs 

#StopOppressingGamers

[VomKriege]

The Trumpian therapists thread has some good bits :

If possible I'd try and find a new therapist as being a Trump fan means ignoring the truth right in front of your face to be as belligerent as possible. The entire mindset behind being a Trump fan seems entirely antithetical to helping others out with their personal problems.

Considering I often talk about my anxieties with current political events during my sessions, it's comforting to know that my therapist isn't the kind of person who goes home to rant about "libtards" trying to turn this country into Venezuela on Facebook.

Shame the fuckers, dehumanize them for being shitlords

I would argue that the vast majority of right wing individuals lack the empathy to properly administer mental health care.

“let’s help you become more productive at work, little bee. yes, open up to me about your anguish. after all, your pain is my financial gain.”

I have reservations about therapy.

I’m gonna guess that poster is a straight, white male

Mild shock.

People in the thread say that's different for surgeons but really considering the level of mustache twirling incompetence some assume from "Trump supporters" you would expect it would extend to any scientific medical knowledge.

Not to deify doctors by any means, they're not all good fits. In a way I can't really disagree that not feeling at ease with your therapist (no matter how irrational) could adversely affect treatment.

[Don Rumata]

I honestly can't off to these Reddit reposts, Cindi.

It reads like boomer humor. Or, more accurately, John Oliver humor.

"Ah, yes, I do in fact agree that the things I'm being presented are insane."

 

Isn't that what this thread is?

[Himu]

I honestly can't off to these Reddit reposts, Cindi.

It reads like boomer humor. Or, more accurately, John Oliver humor.

"Ah, yes, I do in fact agree that the things I'm being presented are insane."

 

Isn't that what this thread is?

Precisely why I've been posting here.

 

[Nintex]

I appreciate their continuing to give us a woman with some muscle definitions with those amazing abs

I am not a fan that the women with the most muscle is the trans one .. always sounded like a drop of transphobia to me

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Poison was leaked for SFV and what the fuck is up with that summer costume (the others are "traditional" and are whatever at this point)

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Oh no, a cop 

You know eras motto:

Cops are evil.

Cops are human garbage.

All. Cops. Are. Bastards.

There's only 1 type of cop that's good....

Acab

ACAB!!

All cops are bad

Police are shit. All of ‘em.

All cops are bad cops.

All cops are bad cops.

No such thing as a good cop.

ACAB.

ACAB

Cops are garbage.

ACAB

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And yet they put their faith in Mueller

[Jansen]

I'm especially annoyed at smokers these days as vaping is a far less bothersome alternative to their shitty addiction.

Just vape asshole, yeah I get... you are also addicted to smelling like shit, fuck off.

At least with vaping when someone pulls one out next to me in public i dont feel like punching them in the face

[Himu]

Isn't that what this thread is?

I really like absurdist humor. I think the logic they're employing is comical. Absurdism is why I love Seinfeld.

I can't put my finger on it, it just doesn't work

Same goes for Flat Earthers and healing crystal folk, they're too far gone with shit like "energy is just a concept created by man" that it loses its joy imo

The Resetters aren't too far gone for you? They're whacko.

[Rufus]

Isn't that what this thread is?

I really like absurdist humor. I think the logic they're employing is comical. Absurdism is why I love Seinfeld.

I can't put my finger on it, it just doesn't work for me

Same goes for Flat Earthers and healing crystal folk, they're too far gone with shit like "energy is just a concept created by man" that it loses its joy imo

None of it works for me, but I still read (or skim) the thread. I'm thinking the secret sauce is our prior association with them. GAF was one of our haunts for long enough that we are naturally invested in what's going on there or on its off-shoot.

[nachobro]

its just that posting 50 images from reddit at a time is annoying. if i cared enough i'd just go to that subreddit.

[Himu]

its just that posting 50 images from reddit at a time is annoying. if i cared enough i'd just go to that subreddit.

Kind of like how you guys just keep posting reset era links? If you cared about you'd go to reset era.

What's the point of the thread then?

[Rufus]

We haven't reached professor jiggly levels of unrest, or have we?

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#freeRahm

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[TVC15]

I think Cindi should keep posting fat acceptance memes, but only if she’s fair and balanced and also posts an equal amount of pro-ana memes.

[Propagandhim]

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I wonder if they know how much "no fatties" is prevalent in the gay community.

They're so confusing.  On the one hand, they appeal to nature and biology by saying there's a natural 'weight diversity' in the world where everyone is set to have a different kind of body and those that are heavier who diet will feel hungry: a sign that their bodies are fighting against their innate homeostasis.

And then they say, you all don't naturally find fat people unattractive, you've just been societized to think that.  It's institutional and cultural preferencing for thinness that we're fighting against.  Like, where did the nature argument go?


Wait, why'd you get me sucked into this shit Cindi? 

[nachobro]

Kind of like how you guys just keep posting reset era links? If you cared about you'd go to reset era.

What's the point of the thread then?

i do, thats how i get the links

but yes, posting a bunch of large images and posting 1-2 links is exactly the same thing. once again you've caught me in a logic trap.

[NekoFever]

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It’s funny looking at this episode now, 24 years later, to see Homer’s normal weight of 239lbs being treated as gluttonous throughout the series and, in this episode, 300lbs being freakishly large and enough to be considered disabled.

[Kara]

What's the point of the thread then?

There isn't one after GAF collapsed. Keep posting the fat acceptance stuff; let a 100 flowers bloom.

[nachobro]

post whatever you want, its the shit thread. i just think its an annoying boomer thing one step away from posting michelle obama's cock or whatever.

[VomKriege]

https://animebase.me/threads/the-women-who-get-raped-when-they-are-drunk.769473/

Great thread.

I agree that
1. Women have the right to get drunk if they want to
2. No one has the right to rape anyone

But

3. If a woman or a man drinks alcohol with the intention of getting drunk then its their own fault if they get raped no?

[nudemacusers]

https://animebase.me/threads/the-women-who-get-raped-when-they-are-drunk.769473/

Great thread.

Only animebase.me links from now on

[nudemacusers]

women is a most dangerous creation (exept nice ones)...they are teh best actors...

women are more evil then satan.....they do teh dirtiest things human mind can't imagine..

they are teh reasons for breaking friendships amongst friends and reason why many families gets destroyed...and why societies ethically collapsed

i hope i won't fall with these category of women ...plz god give me a woman according to teh nature of my heart...


What is this

[nudemacusers]

It just goes and goes

Claims of rape while drunk don't hold much merit in a court of law. However, they do ruin people's lives needlessly and are a cause for harassment. Better not to drink at all, I say. That way one can know whether they were actually raped or not.

This is theoretical law, I'm telling you this isn't plausible in a court of law(real ife). That is why there are so few convictions or the CPS push of cases to trial. The only time it would be considered rape and pushed to trial is if the person is unconscious.

[OnlyRegret]

u will all regret in not believing me..

[Jansen]

You cunts that keep engaging with himuro deserve to have your balls ripped apart by rats

[skullstorm]

I'd rather Cindi keeps posting the pictures in this thread, I can easily skip them just like I scroll past every long ass carepost about whatever useless shit everyone careposts about here. In the meme thread I'll think it's a meme picture, read through the inane shit and then realize I'm never getting that time back and wasn't even amused 

I just really don't care about any fatty shit. I don't care about fat acceptance bs and I don't care about any ranting about how fat people need to be shamed or whatever. I am not moved by fatness. The only fat content I regularly enjoy is watching My 600 lb Life while I eat some unhealthy crap

[nudemacusers]

women is a most dangerous creation (exept nice ones)...they are teh best actors...

women are more evil then satan.....they do teh dirtiest things human mind can't imagine..

they are teh reasons for breaking friendships amongst friends and reason why many families gets destroyed...and why societies ethically collapsed

i hope i won't fall with these category of women ...plz god give me a woman according to teh nature of my heart...


What is this

same guy after a weird derail about itachi fanboying

nikkka u been saying u raped ur gf like days ago...and now u say raping is haram???.....now make up a mind or go trol somewhere else !!!!!!!!...

So uh mr rape clarifies in another thread:
https://animebase.me/threads/whats-teh-wierdest-syrangest-thing-that-happened-to-u-in-ur-life.769447/

Yesterday I wanted to have *** with my girlfriend but she said that she has a migraine and wasn't in the mood but I was really horny so I forced myself on her. (my girlfriend loves rough *** so this isn't the first time I forced myself on her)

Anyway after I finished she was crying and was saying that I raped her. She said she was going to go to the police but I told her that if she goes to the police then I will show her the video clips of her performing oral *** on her 8 year old brother.

Anyway we agreed to just forget the whole incident.

[Propagandhim]

For the sake of my sanity, please stop posting links/quotes from that cursed anime forum

[team filler]

his girlfriend is a trans resetera mod?

[Rufus]

Tries to impress the lads with his rape tales, but self-censors "sex".

[VomKriege]

Is this real ife ?

[HaughtyFrank]

He also posted this

When I was in college I used to date a girl who I thought "was the one" you know as in the one i'll end up marrying and having kids with? She was the best girlfriend I have ever had and one of the reasons why I loved her was because she would let me have 𝓪nal *** with her. (studies have shown that only a few women ever attempt 𝓪nal *** and only a few actually enjoy it)

Fast forward three years and at this point my girlfriends asshole is almost as big as a chocolate chip cookie! (As to be expected since she only had 𝓪nal *** with me and never let me have vaginal *** with her)

I was getting really tired of having 𝓪nal *** with her. It was fun at first but now it has run its course. I started to miss the distinct beauty of the vagina and I wondered what it would be like to explore my girlfriends lady garden.

One day I got fed up with having 𝓪nal *** with her and I practically begged her let me have vaginal *** with her. She started crying and I was really confused and I asked her "whats wrong? why are you acting this way? are you a virgin? are you afraid that it will hurt?"

My girlfriend then lifted up her skirt, removed her underwear and revealed that she had a penis...

Anyway this was 2 years ago and now after years of therapy and cocaine, I am now in a happy and healthy relationship with a woman that is 100% a women.

Come on, he's full of shit

[VomKriege]

Also she was a Chinese spy he met at a Final Fantasy recital in a opera.
Checks out.

[OnlyRegret]

now after years of therapy and cocaine, I am now in a happy and healthy relationship with a woman that is 100% a women.

newsfeed

[Nuitangg]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ninja-leaves-twitch-now-streaming-on-mixer-exclusively.132387/post-23253965

Thanks Hobbes. 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ninja-leaves-twitch-now-streaming-on-mixer-exclusively.132387/post-23253965

Thanks Hobbes. 

932 millions sounds legit.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

thats an illegal amount of money

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