River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[bork]

Wait, GAF Gold is really 50 bucks a year?

https://www.neogaf.com/gold/

How much does NeoGAF Gold cost?
NeoGAF Gold is $4.99 per month, or $49.99 per year.

[BIONIC]

Invest in God and you'll never be poor 

God doesn’t make my tendies, or buy my Nintendo Switch Online Vouchers

No thanks.

[BisMarckie]

The annexation of Lothringen.

Don't gaslight me by trying to convince me that's not on your mind 24/7.

Not after you assimilated and acculturated the people away from their German identity.

[bork]

Does XenForo not have a members list page?

Fuck, I really wanna know how many gold members there are.... scripting that against the forum would be a huge pain in the ass.

Have seen more than I would have expected. 

[HaughtyFrank]

Can we stop making movies about how brave and influential the queen is now? Im watching Victoria right now and im struggling to understand what exactly she does. Even back in the mid 1850s, monarchy was basically a puppet. everything from The Crown to the Kings Speech and that Helen Mirren Queen movie is all bs. these people are useless and they know it. they just want free shit and to live like kings. they have zero power and zero influence over the state of the country. they are glorified celebrities at best.

Hollywood lied to me.

So to get this straight, Era is mad that the UK isn't an actual monarchy?

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/introducing-neogaf-gold.1469563/

This is the first thread on it.  LOL at seeing some of the gaf pole-smoking shills like Redneckerz banned on there.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

So to get this straight, Era is mad

unnecessary qualifiers removed

[who is ted danson?]

The PSN+ thread with Darksiders 3 has reached 4 pages so far with NO COMPLAINTS. Sony are LITERALLY giving your money to 8chan pedo murderers. REEE is slippin
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/

 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/page-4#post-24004759

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The PSN+ thread with Darksiders 3 has reached 4 pages so far with NO COMPLAINTS. Sony are LITERALLY giving your money to 8chan pedo murderers. REEE is slippin
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/

 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/page-4#post-24004759

still making that claim that 8chan is "best known" for CP, huh?

pretty great that diggehs so obviously been murdered in the digital realm though, and his loaded copy-pasta with bonus backseat modding just gets implicitly

[I'm a Puppy!]

The PSN+ thread with Darksiders 3 has reached 4 pages so far with NO COMPLAINTS. Sony are LITERALLY giving your money to 8chan pedo murderers. REEE is slippin
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/

I mean, are there even any trans furry pansexual characters in those games? Where's the outrage REE?
On today of all days
 

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/would-you-disown-your-son-daughter-if-they-ever-became-a-member-of-resetera.1497568/

[CHOW CHOW]

that avatar should be bannable

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/meta-gaf-on-gaf-on-gaf.1469081/page-28

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/steady-growth-for-neogaf.1489243/page-4#post-254697166

Over 300 members online on a July Tuesday evening. Almost 2K guests too.

I recall 200 members was broken sometime late last year. That’s healthy growth. GAF was then some 10% of Era traffic. Now it’s around 20%. I suggest gates are closed when it hits 60%.

Hovering at 350 members online, that’s up from some 150ish on the evenings last October (iirc).

Seems each round of cancellations nudges the number up

NeoGAF:
Members online 307
Guests online 1,497 

ResetEra:
Members online 4,723
Guests online 6,185

[CHOW CHOW]

The PSN+ thread with Darksiders 3 has reached 4 pages so far with NO COMPLAINTS. Sony are LITERALLY giving your money to 8chan pedo murderers. REEE is slippin
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/

 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/page-4#post-24004759

For future THQ threads someone should post the old pasta with MsGalaxy’s fraud posts in it

Link: https://www.resetera.com/threads/destroy-all-humans-remake-gameplay.122089/#post-21671287

[james]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/meta-gaf-on-gaf-on-gaf.1469081/page-28

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/steady-growth-for-neogaf.1489243/page-4#post-254697166

Over 300 members online on a July Tuesday evening. Almost 2K guests too.

I recall 200 members was broken sometime late last year. That’s healthy growth. GAF was then some 10% of Era traffic. Now it’s around 20%. I suggest gates are closed when it hits 60%.

Hovering at 350 members online, that’s up from some 150ish on the evenings last October (iirc).

Seems each round of cancellations nudges the number up

NeoGAF:
Members online 307
Guests online 1,497 

ResetEra:
Members online 4,723
Guests online 6,185

The Bore dot com

Members online 29
Guests online 123

 

[BisMarckie]

Most of these are Glen alters as well.

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/meta-gaf-on-gaf-on-gaf.1469081/page-28

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/steady-growth-for-neogaf.1489243/page-4#post-254697166

Over 300 members online on a July Tuesday evening. Almost 2K guests too.

I recall 200 members was broken sometime late last year. That’s healthy growth. GAF was then some 10% of Era traffic. Now it’s around 20%. I suggest gates are closed when it hits 60%.

Hovering at 350 members online, that’s up from some 150ish on the evenings last October (iirc).

Seems each round of cancellations nudges the number up

NeoGAF:
Members online 307
Guests online 1,497 

ResetEra:
Members online 4,723
Guests online 6,185

The Bore dot com

Members online 29
Guests online 123

 

Quality over quantity

[Joe Molotov]

Thanks to Tory cuts there aren’t enough police of soldiers for martial law.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/government-is-to-suspend-parliament-u-k-update-queen-approves-the-move.137704/post-24003055

All Cops Are Battling (Fascism)

[demi]

quality is the last descriptor i would use for people here

[Transhuman]

i know cynicism is cool and everything but I like you guys

[Uncle]

 

[marrec]

Most of these are Glen alters as well.

#pluralgang

[Raist]

Wait, GAF Gold is really 50 bucks a year?

https://www.neogaf.com/gold/

How much does NeoGAF Gold cost?
NeoGAF Gold is $4.99 per month, or $49.99 per year.

To be fair that's more value than Nintendo's online sub.

[marrec]

i know cynicism is cool and everything but I like you guys

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This is the post that will prevent from holding office.

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I like you guys too, except for BanBot he's the worst person perhaps ever

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'd pay for thebore gold..... if it had a usable mobile interface.

[Lonewulfeus]

today is not the day to be defended the royal family.

Defending the royals today of all days

[stufte]

I'd pay for thebore gold..... if it had a usable mobile interface.

I like it, it makes me feel like it's 2009 again.

[Lonewulfeus]

I'd pay for thebore gold..... if it had a usable mobile interface.

Even seniorforums.com has a mobile interface 

[Nintex]

thebore gold

- Exclusive Ritious outrage pin
- filler double likes weekend
- Dank BBC's
- Unlimited Animu gif collection
- Nintex fan fiction bundle
- All Season Pass expansions


Only $199 a month

[BIONIC]

The PSN+ thread with Darksiders 3 has reached 4 pages so far with NO COMPLAINTS. Sony are LITERALLY giving your money to 8chan pedo murderers. REEE is slippin
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/

 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ps-games-for-september-2019-batman-arkham-knight-and-darksiders-iii.137776/page-4#post-24004759

For future THQ threads someone should post the old pasta with MsGalaxy’s fraud posts in it

Link: https://www.resetera.com/threads/destroy-all-humans-remake-gameplay.122089/#post-21671287

I’m no pedophile, but if I was, Ms. Galaxy’s video is the first one I’m watching.

[Tasty]

Okay but like. Is there any hope? Being genuine here.

Nope.
Not even kidding when I say this, I've drafted out a suicide note.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/government-is-to-suspend-parliament-u-k-update-queen-approves-the-move.137704/post-24004125

Jesus... when keeping it nationalist goes wrong.

[Tasty]

thebore gold

- Exclusive Ritious outrage pin
- filler double likes weekend
- Dank BBC's
- Unlimited Animu gif collection
- Nintex fan fiction bundle
- All Season Pass expansions


Only $199 a month

Can I pay more to have the package without nintex's fanfictions?

[Tasty]

today is not the day to be defended the royal family.

Be defended the royals today of all days

Fixed.

[Joe Molotov]

Song of the Day:

[HaughtyFrank]

Song of the Day:

"(US Version)"

Oh I see, now they want royals

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[Snoopycat_]

Oh no. A ree has discovered their morality needs a loophole

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-would-like-to-know-more-about-the-republican-perspective.137660/

[HaughtyFrank]

Oh no. A ree has discovered their morality needs a loophole

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-would-like-to-know-more-about-the-republican-perspective.137660/

They've found their version of heated gamer moment 

San jose, california. I was standing at a gas station minding my own business when a kid who got kicked out of a liquor store, already screaming, sees me from like 200 feet away and beelines it over to me, screaming at me about how I'm a dumb white mother fucker that needs to give him money.
I tell him I only have enough for my gas.
He says I'm lying, he can see my wallet (he couldnt. I was broke), I'm rich and white and then he starts swinging fists in the air in front of me like hes going to hit me. My brother is in the car (300 lbs, 6'3") so I stay cool, despite his yells and attempts at threatening me physically. Eventually, after a few minutes of this, he sees I'm not scared nor giving him money and backs off, wanders across the street, and is promptly arrested by two cops he picks a fight with at hotdog on a stick.

So I was targeted for no other reason than being white. Or does that not count?

Does not count. you were merely a bystander, of a young man in the througs of an emotional fit.

No, it doesn't count. Dude would have said shit to anyone in that situation probably.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-would-like-to-know-more-about-the-republican-perspective.137660/post-24011271

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wapo-doorbell-camera-ring-has-partnered-with-400-police-forces-extending-surveillance-reach-by-allowing-police-to-automatically-request-video.137813/

"Hello, there was a serious sexual assault of a young vulnerable woman in your neighbourhood and we think you might have footage of the assailants escaping, can we please access your logs on this specific fate and time?"
"FUCK YOU PIG! ACAB!"

[PogiJones]

People are living in fear because Astral Chain is about to be released and normalize cops, and you think now is an appropriate time to stan for Kamala Harris? Have some empathy.

Alt-right gaming side is trying to appease the OT gawds by rightfully censoring the ass in Astral Chain's artwork (still showing high heels though ), https://www.resetera.com/threads/astral-chain-review-thread.137251/

but this can't redeem their overall approval of pro-fascist/police state propaganda - on this day nonetheless.

They went through the trouble of censoring the butt, but left the femoral arteries exposed? OP ain't slick 

[PogiJones]

Why wasn't this included in the Food Album, Joe?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wapo-doorbell-camera-ring-has-partnered-with-400-police-forces-extending-surveillance-reach-by-allowing-police-to-automatically-request-video.137813/

"Hello, there was a serious sexual assault of a young vulnerable woman in your neighbourhood and we think you might have footage of the assailants escaping, can we please access your logs on this specific fate and time?"
"FUCK YOU PIG! ACAB!"

This is bullshit.

Instead of investing in CCTV they want people to foot the bill?

Fuck that.

[bork]

"FUCK YOU PIG! ACAB!"

Is that a hidden blood code for Mortal Kombat?

[nachobro]

God I hate that all the “alt right” and “incel” whispers about the script are going to cloud this release a bit because it looks beautiful but will be hard to watch without me second guessing every moment. Same reason I can’t watch Fight Club anymore.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-official-trailer-2.137782/post-24006257

imagine being unable to enjoy any media cause people you dont like might like it

[Averon]

Their hand-wringing about the alt-right co-opting The Joker is hilarious. That thread shines a light on how paranoid Ree has become. The alt-right is living rent free in their heads 24/7.

[HaughtyFrank]

God I hate that all the “alt right” and “incel” whispers about the script are going to cloud this release a bit because it looks beautiful but will be hard to watch without me second guessing every moment. Same reason I can’t watch Fight Club anymore.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-official-trailer-2.137782/post-24006257

imagine being unable to enjoy any media cause people you dont like might like it

All the alt right fear in that thread is pretty funny

This one takes the crown

If I wanted to watch some Tragic Hero tryhard (who was last really relevant in the 2000s) "tell it like it is" to the masses, with a script at times unsubtly pandering to the Nazis, I would subscribe to netflix and watch the new Dave Chappelle "comedy" "special"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-official-trailer-2.137782/post-24012161

[Averon]

Man, the alt-right live in *some of your heads rent-free lately, don't they? They don't even have to do anything to have you reviewing movie trailers to see if they're issuing any "bad messages" to the "wrong people". Back in the 50's, movies weren't allows to have the bad guy win. Maybe we just go back to that?

No, they don't want 50's style movies. They would be quite fine with boiler-plate, mass-friendly MCU and Star Wars movies, tho. Basically anything Disney.

[BIONIC]

It’s basically open season to Me Too indie devs.

Good thing stufte isn’t one, or he’d be in real trouble now 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'll say it: Until we see hard evidence, this is fucking bullshit. And MSNBC knows it, and shame on them.

After the whole Mueller fiasco, I've seen the channel for what they are. I will not give them nor CNN any more views... Cable news is broken.

with a side of

[Tuckers Law]

That forum is going to lose it when Kevin Feige is revealed to have been in Jeffrey Epstein’s inner circle.

[Uncle]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[Lonewulfeus]

That forum is going to lose it when Kevin Feige is revealed to have been in Jeffrey Epstein’s inner circle.

Nah just like with James Gunn they’ll find some way to excuse it.

[Nintex]

thebore gold

- Exclusive Ritious outrage pin
- filler double likes weekend
- Dank BBC's
- Unlimited Animu gif collection
- Nintex fan fiction bundle
- All Season Pass expansions


Only $199 a month

Can I pay more to have the package without nintex's fanfictions?

Why not gift them to a friend 

[VomKriege]

thebore gold

- Exclusive Ritious outrage pin
- filler double likes weekend
- Dank BBC's
- Unlimited Animu gif collection
- Nintex fan fiction bundle
- All Season Pass expansions


Only $199 a month

Can I pay more to have the package without nintex's fanfictions?

Why not gift them to a friend 

Steam code giveaway for Telltale's Trump 2016 Most Tremendous Road to the White House

[Ghoul]

That forum is going to lose it when Kevin Feige is revealed to have been in Jeffrey Epstein’s inner circle.

Nah just like with James Gunn they’ll find some way to excuse it.

We don't cancel our own 

New guy started at work today and caught a glimpse of his phone lock screen and it was of anime girls, please pray for me.

[Nintex]

Oh no. A ree has discovered their morality needs a loophole

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-would-like-to-know-more-about-the-republican-perspective.137660/

Conservatism 0 - 2016
The holding of political views that favour free enterprise, private ownership, and socially conservative ideas.

Conservatism 2016 - 20XX
LMAO just do whatever to own the libs 

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Socialism 0 - 2016
A political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.

Socialism 2016 - 20XX
Everyone that doesn't agree with [OUTRAGE OF THE DAY] is a Nazi 


Liberalism
Liberalism is a political and moral philosophy based on liberty, consent of the governed, and equality before the law.

Liberalism 2016 - 20XX
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[Great Rumbler]

New guy started at work today and caught a glimpse of his phone lock screen and it was of anime girls, please pray for me.

Which anime girls, though? I need to know whether to give him a dap or ridicule him.

[Ghoul]

New guy started at work today and caught a glimpse of his phone lock screen and it was of anime girls, please pray for me.

Which anime girls, though? I need to know whether to give him a dap or ridicule him.

I'll attempt to bridge the subject maybe tomorrow, I think coming out today saying "What anime is this?" on a first day comes across a bit strong.

I'll also get the are you an incel out the way as well I guess.

[Momo]

Is James Gun still making suicide squad for alt-right adjacent DC?

[Ghoul]

Is James Gun still making suicide squad for alt-right adjacent DC?

Yeah still doing it, made a joke about Thor not being in his next movie. Marvel nerds didn't like that joke either, probably more than the ones about having sex with kids and that tbh.