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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44580 on: September 13, 2019, 07:26:23 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/flawed-as-it-may-be-this-forum-provides-a-better-education-than-my-political-science-classes-at-a-major-university.140647/

Flawed as it may be, this forum provides a better education than my Political Science classes at a major university

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Someone else corrected the guy who was wrong immediately. I'm not used to discussion classes. If the professor is teaching politics should the professor not tell the class what is the truth instead of relying on other students to do it?

Oh boy.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44581 on: September 13, 2019, 07:32:02 AM »
A cheaper alternative for SmokeyDave :
https://www.cameo.com/teripolo
had a crush on her growing up :fbm

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« Reply #44582 on: September 13, 2019, 07:32:25 AM »
Bronx-Man ate a ban at some point too.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44583 on: September 13, 2019, 07:34:31 AM »
this cameo is a fascinating website :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44584 on: September 13, 2019, 07:38:28 AM »
HAHAHAHA! Chumlee costs more than Perez Hilton. I would kill myself.
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« Reply #44585 on: September 13, 2019, 07:46:19 AM »
There's 29 Australian Rules Football guys on Cameo :dead

The Quiet actress is there too. :wag
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« Reply #44586 on: September 13, 2019, 07:54:39 AM »
There's 29 Australian Rules Football guys on Cameo :dead

The Quiet actress is there too. :wag

How much to make me ashamed of my words and actions?

Does she cosplay Quiet  :uguu

Edit: Looked her up, she's not all that quiet, the deals off.

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« Reply #44587 on: September 13, 2019, 07:55:32 AM »
https://www.cameo.com/dennisrodman

Exactly the sort of trainwreck you'd expect.
Is this how Kim Jong Un contacted him?

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« Reply #44588 on: September 13, 2019, 07:57:13 AM »
User Banned (1 Week): Dismissing and Misrepresenting Concerns of Sexist Objectification

A lot of y’all got weird sexual hang ups and an out right refusal to admit how horny *absolutely everyone* is.
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This is why women don’t need (predominantly )white males defining their agency.

I’d rather be a pervert than an idiot who seeks validation in controlling some sort of weird cleavage agenda. It’s the double standard born out of deeply rooted puritanical and misogynistic ideals.

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« Reply #44589 on: September 13, 2019, 08:03:29 AM »
Omarosa is on Cameo :dead
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44590 on: September 13, 2019, 08:09:35 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/flawed-as-it-may-be-this-forum-provides-a-better-education-than-my-political-science-classes-at-a-major-university.140647/

Flawed as it may be, this forum provides a better education than my Political Science classes at a major university

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Someone else corrected the guy who was wrong immediately. I'm not used to discussion classes. If the professor is teaching politics should the professor not tell the class what is the truth instead of relying on other students to do it?

Oh boy.

It's basically, "I'm autistic and believe everything Era says, should I quit college?" 

He also mentions he's changing career paths to one that requires a poli sci background.  I just hope it's polling and statistic analysis otherwise he's gonna be some liberal Ben Shapiro.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44591 on: September 13, 2019, 08:18:57 AM »
This is later in that thread:
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I'm only two weeks into this major and I've never had a discussion class before, so I was hesitant to speak up in those situations. If I become "that guy" for doing it, so be it.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44592 on: September 13, 2019, 08:19:16 AM »
HAHAHAHA! Chumlee costs more than Perez Hilton. I would kill myself.
Perez Hilton is a giant attention whore so it’s a numbers game for him.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44593 on: September 13, 2019, 08:21:53 AM »
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But I can't just stay off the internet. If I keep myself ignorant of the world's problems and put more time into my life, then I feel like I'm complicit in the world's suffering and that won't be easy on my conscience

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-democracy-actually-worth-fighting-for.140646/post-24466842
The OP explains further:
Thinking about it, the whole thread was made in the first place is because I'm scared.

I'm scared knowing everything is gonna fall apart. I'm scared knowing we're all gonna be fucking dead.

But most importantly, I'm scared knowing nothing I did in life ever matteres
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See, here's the thing: I'm 25 and I feel like my life is over before it even began

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44594 on: September 13, 2019, 09:06:47 AM »
HAHAHAHA! Chumlee costs more than Perez Hilton. I would kill myself.

Guess that Pawn Stars money just doesn't go as far as it used to.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44595 on: September 13, 2019, 09:07:29 AM »
Imagine posting on a forum thinking your life is over before it begins.




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« Reply #44596 on: September 13, 2019, 09:08:29 AM »
this cameo is a fascinating website :doge

It's a gallery of sadness and yet I'd totally do this myself if anyone cared to pay me

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44597 on: September 13, 2019, 09:11:33 AM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44598 on: September 13, 2019, 09:13:17 AM »
Imagine posting on a forum thinking your life is over before it begins.

yeah posting on stillforum.com a forum for stillborns is pretty dark.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44599 on: September 13, 2019, 09:20:10 AM »
HAHAHAHA! Chumlee costs more than Perez Hilton. I would kill myself.

Guess that Pawn Stars money just doesn't go as far as it used to.
Pretty sure he blew all his cheese on coke, women, and sports cars. Good lad.

He was also arrested for weapons and drug possession. Tut tut.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44600 on: September 13, 2019, 09:24:14 AM »
Imagine posting on a forum thinking your life is over before it begins.

yeah posting on stillforum.com a forum for stillborns is pretty dark.

That should totally be a real forum.

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« Reply #44601 on: September 13, 2019, 09:28:07 AM »
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Yep, fuck them. Cut the fuck faces off.


I wonder what horrible crimes these people commmitt...



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44602 on: September 13, 2019, 09:35:00 AM »
You should be happy it's not "Fuck, cut their faces off."

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« Reply #44603 on: September 13, 2019, 09:37:40 AM »
You should be happy it's not "Fuck, cut their faces off."

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44604 on: September 13, 2019, 09:39:53 AM »
You should be happy it's not "Fuck, cut their faces off."

After I posted it, I realized that's not what they meant.

decided to be like pete and yolo let it ride.

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« Reply #44605 on: September 13, 2019, 09:47:24 AM »
You should be happy it's not "Fuck, cut their faces off."

After I posted it, I realized that's not what they meant.

decided to be like pete and yolo let it ride.

holy shit same

it's fuckfaces not fuck faces
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44606 on: September 13, 2019, 09:49:45 AM »
I mean sometimes having a face fuck is  :phil

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« Reply #44607 on: September 13, 2019, 09:51:22 AM »
On the third hand, maybe the internet IS a dangerous and unsafe place for teens and pre-teens and we should really start thinking about them having unfettered access.
Kids are using proxies in elementary school to access sites where they download videogames on pirate Google Drives, I don't think cracking down on that will solve anything.

I'm not as much worried about all that, what I'm worried about is the big tech companies creating algorithms tuned specifically to drive addiction in young children while we all cheer them on.

Who cares if they're looking up porn, but Instagram is potentially proper dangerous for a 13 y/o.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44608 on: September 13, 2019, 09:53:52 AM »
 :dayum

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« Reply #44609 on: September 13, 2019, 09:56:09 AM »
:dayum

I think Google should be sued into oblivion for advertising to kids sans any oversight or regulation.

Ghoul

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« Reply #44610 on: September 13, 2019, 09:57:25 AM »
:dayum

I think Google should be sued into oblivion for advertising to kids sans any oversight or regulation.

Christian moms against google.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44611 on: September 13, 2019, 09:58:05 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-hired-saturday-night-live-comedian-shane-gillis-found-on-video-mocking-asian-stereotypes.140726/post-24477965

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I love how these dumbasses think recording and uploading all of their shitty thoughts is a good idea.

...you know what an internet forum is, right ?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44612 on: September 13, 2019, 09:58:57 AM »
i love how they think the podcast isn't a big part of what got the dude hired and was something nbc knew nothing about :lol

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« Reply #44613 on: September 13, 2019, 09:59:57 AM »
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Is that what I am to you now. The "dick me" guy?

What do you mean "now" ?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44614 on: September 13, 2019, 10:01:58 AM »
:dayum

I think Google should be sued into oblivion for advertising to kids sans any oversight or regulation.

Christian moms against google.

Y'all will eventually come around  :hmph

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44615 on: September 13, 2019, 10:03:32 AM »
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Is that what I am to you now. The "dick me" guy?

What do you mean "now" ?

He received a one day ban, but any other time he steps out of line only a warning. Who would Protect this man?

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« Reply #44616 on: September 13, 2019, 10:03:38 AM »
since "snl announcing new cast members" tends to just turn into "digging up dirt on these people to find a reason to get mad" i think the bigger offense everyone is missing is that the asian dude is painfully awkward and unfunny.



good lord, imagine thinking this dude is ready for live tv :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44617 on: September 13, 2019, 10:09:33 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-hired-saturday-night-live-comedian-shane-gillis-found-on-video-mocking-asian-stereotypes.140726/post-24477965

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I love how these dumbasses think recording and uploading all of their shitty thoughts is a good idea.

...you know what an internet forum is, right ?

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What stands about this to me, is that he's essentially saying that he's not being honest with his comedy. "I'm just trying out stuff".

I'm not a comedian, but people have said I'm funny, and I never say shit I don't find funny myself. I don't say racist shit because I don't find it funny.

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« Reply #44618 on: September 13, 2019, 10:10:03 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-hired-saturday-night-live-comedian-shane-gillis-found-on-video-mocking-asian-stereotypes.140726/#post-24477942

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SNL is white people comedy so this doesn’t surprise me

Yes, we all know black comedians are beyond reproach

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« Reply #44619 on: September 13, 2019, 10:20:25 AM »
https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1172294540117458944

https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1172297376444235781

https://boundingintocomics.com/2019/09/12/zoe-quinn-to-write-dc-comics-batman-and-superman-spin-off-the-infected-deathbringer/
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The Infected: Deathbringer #1


Quinn’s story will focus on Donna Troy as she becomes infected by The Batman Who Laughs toxin and turns her into the worst version of herself. DC Comics describes the story: (Related: Marvel Comics Writer Zoe Quinn’s Allegations Against Alec Holowka Called Into Question by New Evidence of Inconsistencies in Initial Claims)

“A story of a hero who is done with bringing peace to a world that cannot be trusted with it; a woman whose newly awakened dark side is ready to burn it all down and forge a new destiny.”
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Man why are writers always fucking up Donna Troy?

She's like the WW version of Cass Cain. Or Mary Marvel.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44620 on: September 13, 2019, 10:21:52 AM »
Edit- Wow this was a bad argument, glad I caught myself.

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« Reply #44621 on: September 13, 2019, 10:26:18 AM »
Edit- Wow this was a bad argument, glad I caught myself.

I should report you for backing down from it really.

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« Reply #44622 on: September 13, 2019, 10:26:39 AM »
Edit- Wow this was a bad argument, glad I caught myself.

I'm still not convinced fluoride isn't turning us all gay.
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« Reply #44623 on: September 13, 2019, 10:28:33 AM »
Edit- Wow this was a bad argument, glad I caught myself.

At least it won't come back to haunt you when you'll be hired by SNL.
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« Reply #44624 on: September 13, 2019, 10:32:21 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/flawed-as-it-may-be-this-forum-provides-a-better-education-than-my-political-science-classes-at-a-major-university.140647/

Flawed as it may be, this forum provides a better education than my Political Science classes at a major university

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Someone else corrected the guy who was wrong immediately. I'm not used to discussion classes. If the professor is teaching politics should the professor not tell the class what is the truth instead of relying on other students to do it?

Oh boy.

Thank God I teach math. Could you imagine being a professor nowadays teaching any class where things are open to interpretation and dealing with these disconnected- from-reality asshats? I'd kill myself or one of them within a week.

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« Reply #44625 on: September 13, 2019, 10:32:26 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/flawed-as-it-may-be-this-forum-provides-a-better-education-than-my-political-science-classes-at-a-major-university.140647/

Flawed as it may be, this forum provides a better education than my Political Science classes at a major university

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Someone else corrected the guy who was wrong immediately. I'm not used to discussion classes. If the professor is teaching politics should the professor not tell the class what is the truth instead of relying on other students to do it?

Oh boy.

universities are stupid and bad

next milestone achieved on reees journey to become a complete copy of the rightwings they hate except that they shill for disney.
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« Reply #44627 on: September 13, 2019, 10:37:49 AM »

Thank God I teach math. Could you imagine being a professor nowadays teaching any class where things are open to interpretation and dealing with these disconnected- from-reality asshats? I'd kill myself or one of them within a week.

I work in the humanities and I never had any students act like that. I think it‘s something where the real life numbers of these people get overblown because of a lot of internet noise. :trumps

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« Reply #44628 on: September 13, 2019, 10:40:37 AM »

Thank God I teach math. Could you imagine being a professor nowadays teaching any class where things are open to interpretation and dealing with these disconnected- from-reality asshats? I'd kill myself or one of them within a week.

I work in the humanities and I never had any students act like that. I think it‘s something where the real life numbers of these people get overblown because of a lot of internet noise. :trumps

That's good to hear, I was fearing for the sanity of you guys :)

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« Reply #44629 on: September 13, 2019, 11:01:12 AM »
Why don't you vote? (US)

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This forum is extremely politically active and aware and is probably not the right demographic to be asking this question.

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No one here is going to admit to not voting. They’ll just get dogpiled to hell.

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In 2016 I voted in the primary where it counts. Didn't vote in the general cause I had to study for an exam and didn't think Hillary had much chance of losing New York.

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« Reply #44630 on: September 13, 2019, 11:03:10 AM »
the fucked up thing is in grades K-5 the teachers all refer to the students as "friends"

instead of saying "ok class I need you to pay attention" or "alright kids it's time for gym" they say "I need you all to listen, friends"

you're not friends

you're in a position of authority over them, you are the adult in charge

also if my kid had a male teacher and came home referring to him as his "friend?"  :jared :kobeyuck
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« Reply #44631 on: September 13, 2019, 11:13:10 AM »
the fucked up thing is in grades K-5 the teachers all refer to the students as "friends"

instead of saying "ok class I need you to pay attention" or "alright kids it's time for gym" they say "I need you all to listen, friends"

you're not friends

you're in a position of authority over them, you are the adult in charge

also if my kid had a male teacher and came home referring to him as his "friend?"  :jared :kobeyuck

More like thanks for taking one for the team there champ, daddy going to retire now.  :playa :takei :money

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« Reply #44632 on: September 13, 2019, 11:22:58 AM »
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While the trailer is good overall, the scene in it in which bothe both Aerith and Tifa hold cloud's hands made me feel a bit uncomfortable. I didn't play the original game so I don't know what the context of the scene is, but hopefully it explains it. Aerith's character seems to be quite playful and fun, which isn't exactly what I expected. looking forward to the release day.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-vii-remake-tgs-2019-trailer.140361/page-43

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« Reply #44633 on: September 13, 2019, 11:25:30 AM »
was I wrong in seeing cloud in a dress in the TGS trailer?

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« Reply #44634 on: September 13, 2019, 11:30:36 AM »
the fucked up thing is in grades K-5 the teachers all refer to the students as "friends"

instead of saying "ok class I need you to pay attention" or "alright kids it's time for gym" they say "I need you all to listen, friends"

you're not friends

you're in a position of authority over them, you are the adult in charge

also if my kid had a male teacher and came home referring to him as his "friend?"  :jared :kobeyuck

Footage of the scene in question:


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« Reply #44635 on: September 13, 2019, 11:34:34 AM »
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Lol, this dude is so fucked.
He’s gonna get on the Fox News/Alt Right audience gravy train ala Louis CK.
BIG CONSERVATIVE MONEY

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« Reply #44636 on: September 13, 2019, 11:35:04 AM »
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Lol, this dude is so fucked.
He’s gonna get on the Fox News/Alt Right audience gravy train ala Louis CK.
BIG CONSERVATIVE MONEY
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« Reply #44637 on: September 13, 2019, 11:35:47 AM »
Hu hu hu... Dogs of the SJW. Time they made a move.
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« Reply #44638 on: September 13, 2019, 11:36:57 AM »


Cool fans.
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