River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[BisMarckie]

Anyone take their shoes off? I love that whiff of toe cheese while in a public restaurant

No, the neighborhood is kinda too nice. The homeless people here have some decency. so that even TVC wouldn’t want to immediately murder them.

[BisMarckie]

What kind of house painting requires you to not be able to be there while they are working?

The one where they are painting the ceiling and every wall in the house?

[marrec]

What kind of house painting requires you to not be able to be there while they are working?

The kind where they steal your shit

What kind of house painting requires you to not be able to be there while they are working?

The one where they are painting the ceiling and every wall in the house?

Or that.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

What kind of house painting requires you to not be able to be there while they are working?

[Straight Edge]

What kind of house painting requires you to not be able to be there while they are working?

The one where they are painting the ceiling and every wall in the house?

I thought this was an AMA. Why are you asking me a question?

[BisMarckie]

This letter is to offer my sincerest apologies and regret for THQ Nordic GmbH Vienna’s my interaction with the controversial website 8chan The Bire last Tuesday, February 26 today. I condemn all unethical content this website stands for. Even if no one within the THQ Nordic Group I would not ever endorse such content, I realize simply appearing there gave an implicit impression that we I did.

[wsippel]

I love how, when Activision fired a couple hundred people who became redundant, REEE was all "fuck capitalism", "fire Bobby Kotick", "it's all so the shareholders can buy another yacht". Now REEE approved good guy corporation Disney fires a couple thousand people, and they're all "well, that's just good business sense".

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What kind of house painting requires you to not be able to be there while they are working?

The one where they are painting the ceiling and every wall in the house?

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-someone-explain-to-me-why-hit-the-gym-is-such-a-common-response-to-a-life-has-set-me-back-thread.106932/

What a pathetic thread.

ctrl+f toxic masculinity

[VomKriege]

Nobody in that thread at that point :

Post #9 : Exactly. I'm sure good guy Comcast would actually have given all it's new employees pay rises and promotions had they won the take over.

For a forum who loves yelling "both sides" and "whataboutism", it's pretty hilarious.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

how is  sugar noodles still on era?

[VomKriege]

While someone losing their job sucks,
A) these guys are all film execs and crew in a very specialised industry. It’s not like factory workers or whatever got let go. These guys will find new jobs and life will go on.
B) This merger was always going to happen. I consider this the lesser of two evils by far.

I’m sick of being attacked because I like the MCU. Do job losses make me happy? No. Does the side benefit of having X-Men back make me happy? Yes. And am I a bad person for liking that? Hell no. Stop the damn concern trolling.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-casualty-of-disney-takeover-of-fox-studios-fox-2000-to-close.106941/page-2#post-19107391

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Resetera: Where members are afraid to confront their family's racism, but are so quick to tone police fellow anxious members' hyperboles.

uhhhhhh yeah?
Most people will put their families and the vague expectation of unconditional love - unconditional - as more important than some whiner on the internet

[nachobro]

While someone losing their job sucks,
A) these guys are all social media, marketing and esports professionals in a very specialised industry. It’s not like developers or whatever got let go. These guys will find new jobs and life will go on.
B) This loss of esports income was always going to happen. I consider this the lesser of two evils by far.

I’m sick of being attacked because I like COD and WoW. Do job losses make me happy? No. Does the side benefit of them hiring 20% more devs make me happy? Yes. And am I a bad person for liking that? Hell no. Stop the damn concern trolling.

Post this about ActiBlizz on gaming side and you'd get a permaban

[HaughtyFrank]

I hope to god Wolverine is a minority. At least 3 minorities actually.

Maybe he'll identify as blind

[VomKriege]

It's like none of you concern trolls even read the fucking article. Fucking transparent as fuck. You don't actually care about the jobs or the people. You just want to pretend you do while taking shots at Marvel and Disney.

Another reason why government and big tech need to step in and enforce stringent hate speech regulations

I'm just so sick of being attacked for being a Marvel fan

[marrec]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aoc-explains-whats-in-the-green-new-deal-because-the-news-wont.106962/

Except, there was a pretty wide media rollout of the Green New Deal when it was initially introduced including multiple interviews which gave Ocasio-Cortez a veritably unchallenged platform to advocate for it.

This is just her continuing to stump for it, using her little bully pulpit to push the narrative.

Our media is horse shit. It really is. I used to be an avid news enthusiast. Cnn msnbv everything. Now i feel like the comedian from watchmen. They are in on it. A bunch of millionaires stiring up non stories for ratings, and ignoring fascism to turn a buck. It is disgusting.

This is just... verifiably incorrect when it comes to the Green New Deal.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aoc-explains-whats-in-the-green-new-deal-because-the-news-wont.106962/

Except, there was a pretty wide media rollout of the Green New Deal when it was initially introduced including multiple interviews which gave Ocasio-Cortez a veritably unchallenged platform to advocate for it.

This is just her continuing to stump for it, using her little bully pulpit to push the narrative.

it was more than 140 280 characters so nobody read it

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-casualty-of-disney-takeover-of-fox-studios-fox-2000-to-close.106941/post-19106393

No more than the endless shitting on Disney, while the fault (if any) lies with the Murdoch family, selling a profitable studio to the highest bidder for almighty $$, which was always going to streamline the operation.
Disney is probably both a lesser of two evils -and- has the side benefit of getting Marvel back together with its classic IPs.

The job loss is tragic for the ones impacted, no doubt, but once the sale was decided it was going to happen at one scale or another.

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Snap of a finger

People lose their jobs and you had to make that Thanos joke, huh?

 

[marrec]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aoc-explains-whats-in-the-green-new-deal-because-the-news-wont.106962/

Except, there was a pretty wide media rollout of the Green New Deal when it was initially introduced including multiple interviews which gave Ocasio-Cortez a veritably unchallenged platform to advocate for it.

This is just her continuing to stump for it, using her little bully pulpit to push the narrative.

it was more than 140 280 characters so nobody read it

I even made a thread that was sourced from multiple media organizations to explain to ERA what the Green New Deal was and what AOC's intentions are with it... it was in the political news cycle for weeks before the text of the resolution was even released.

I think what most people on ERA mean when they say "the media" is whatever they watch on broadcast TV?

[BIONIC]

I love how, when Activision fired a couple hundred people who became redundant, REEE was all "fuck capitalism", "fire Bobby Kotick", "it's all so the shareholders can buy another yacht". Now REEE approved good guy corporation Disney fires a couple thousand people, and they're all "well, that's just good business sense".

They also all bought Suck Hero today. An Activision joint 

In other news, Sekiro is so good

[nachobro]

both sides facist centrist nazi marrec at it again. why don't you go back to watching boogie1488 and pewdiepie with your hate site pals?

[agrajag]

Beto jumps up on a table and hugs a person and era falls in love.

Deifitnion of twerps.

Era thought AOC was the second coming of Christ because she was on a Twitch stream.

Within a few months of being in Washington, she has been shown to be inept at best and corrupt at worst. But hey man how about that tweet!

These people should not be allowed to vote.

 

seriously, wtf is that shit

[marrec]

Beto jumps up on a table and hugs a person and era falls in love.

Deifitnion of twerps.

Era thought AOC was the second coming of Christ because she was on a Twitch stream.

Within a few months of being in Washington, she has been shown to be inept at best and corrupt at worst. But hey man how about that tweet!

These people should not be allowed to vote.

 

seriously, wtf is that shit

Porkbun watching too much Hannity and Carlson

[Cauliflower Of Love]

bun outted him/herself


pretty funny

[Great Rumbler]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-casualty-of-disney-takeover-of-fox-studios-fox-2000-to-close.106941/post-19106393

No more than the endless shitting on Disney, while the fault (if any) lies with the Murdoch family, selling a profitable studio to the highest bidder for almighty $$, which was always going to streamline the operation.
Disney is probably both a lesser of two evils -and- has the side benefit of getting Marvel back together with its classic IPs.

The job loss is tragic for the ones impacted, no doubt, but once the sale was decided it was going to happen at one scale or another.

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"It's actually Rupert Murdoch's fault for selling his company in the first place, Disney had no choice but to fire those people once they completed the purchase" is quite the galaxy brain take.

[HaughtyFrank]

both sides facist centrist nazi marrec at it again. why don't you go back to watching boogie1488 and pewdiepie with your hate site pals?

Wouldn't that be us? 

[nachobro]

i'm not his pal, friend

[SmokyDave]

Edit: you know what, fuck it. Just imagine a Buddy Guy album cover where that dead image is. Stupid fucking Internet.

[BisMarckie]

Doing the work for SmokyDave. 

[marrec]

ZOOM AND ENHANCE



 

[Occam]

Beto jumps up on a table and hugs a person and era falls in love.

Deifitnion of twerps.

Era thought AOC was the second coming of Christ because she was on a Twitch stream.

Within a few months of being in Washington, she has been shown to be inept at best and corrupt at worst.  But hey man how about that tweet!

These people should not be allowed to vote.

Citation needed. When has Ocasio-Cortez shown to be inept or corrupt? Every time I saw her in a hearing, she was the one asking the most hard-hitting and succinct questions that for some reason nobody else asked. She seems smarter than the vast majority of congress.

[ToxicAdam]

Mods, please change the user designation "Senior Member" to "Hate Site Pal".

[Momo]

Senior Agent of Delta Operation XX

[HardcoreRetro]

Might have to go back to my Hitler crow avatar if they do.

[marrec]

Kenny I saw what you did for Dave and you didn't have to do that you're a true hero.

[HardcoreRetro]

*Clicks on thread about not being able to stream Sekiro on the Xbox*

"You aren't entitled to stream a game nor should they have to cater to people who think they do, though. You can do your research about the game, no need for a disclaimer for .0001% of people who have this concern."

[Occam]

Beto jumps up on a table and hugs a person and era falls in love.

Deifitnion of twerps.

Era thought AOC was the second coming of Christ because she was on a Twitch stream.

Within a few months of being in Washington, she has been shown to be inept at best and corrupt at worst.  But hey man how about that tweet!

These people should not be allowed to vote.

Citation needed. When has Ocasio-Cortez shown to be inept or corrupt? Every time I saw her in a hearing, she was the one asking the most hard-hitting and succinct questions that for some reason nobody else asked. She seems smarter than the vast majority of congress.

There's a right wing conspiracy theory that she committed some big campaign finance fraud or some shit. And that she hired her boyfriend to her campaign or some other shit.

On the other hand they love Trump's very real campaign finance fraud and his very real White House nepotism.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hey-yall-my-girlfriend-just-broke-up-with-me-id-like-to-share-some-feelings-if-thats-cool.106927/

tl;dr - I was in an open, long distance relationship. I knew it wasn't going to last forever. Tonight, it ended.

That's called NOT being in a relationship

[nachobro]

It may be egotistical, but I'm really appreciating all the posts complimenting my character. It makes me feel better about my mindset, which is good for me right now.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hey-yall-my-girlfriend-just-broke-up-with-me-id-like-to-share-some-feelings-if-thats-cool.106927/post-19109226

yes, everyone knows that's why you made the thread in the first place

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hey-yall-my-girlfriend-just-broke-up-with-me-id-like-to-share-some-feelings-if-thats-cool.106927/

(she's bi, I'm hetero)

[ToxicAdam]

I've been in an open, long-distance relationship with Natalie Portman for years now.

[marrec]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-alt-right-playbook-always-a-bigger-fish.107012/

I can't wait to digitally self-flagellate by watching this, typing up a detailed and sincere response to various issues and concerns I have with the presented content, only to be accused of tone-policing and concern trolling.

Mmh, hurt me good leftist twitter.

[stufte]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-alt-right-playbook-always-a-bigger-fish.107012/

I can't wait to digitally self-flagellate by watching this, typing up a detailed and sincere response to various issues and concerns I have with the presented content, only to be accused of tone-policing and concern trolling.

Mmh, hurt me good leftist twitter.

a thread that comes with a definition of "sealioning"? I'm reeling. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I love how sealioning took the exact opposite meaning of that comic.

[Mr Gilhaney]

https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1109122986810839040

wakanda forever

[stufte]

Accusing someone of sealioning has basically become a way for people to claim extraordinary things and absolve themselves of having to explain their position, then make the person asking for clarification the bad guy. It's extra funny because in the comic it is derived from people talk shit about the sealion without giving a reason, then act indignant when he wants an explanation.

[nachobro]

Captain Marvel. This thread is a joke. Wonder Woman is a mediocre movie and the No Man’s Land scene is absurdly overrated. Wonder Woman also completely falls apart in the third act, which is just awful.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wonder-woman-and-captain-marvel-which-of-these-origins-introduced-their-female-heroes-better-on-screen.107002/post-19115313

How does Wonder Woman have better world building? Every representation of WW1 geopolitics in Wonder Woman was stupid. And the Germans are made into generic baddies with no mention of the actual, real life atrocities they committed on the Belgians (and how British propaganda may or may not have inflated them past reality).

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wonder-woman-and-captain-marvel-which-of-these-origins-introduced-their-female-heroes-better-on-screen.107002/post-19115430



I must have missed all the deep geopolitics in captain marvel that made it so much better.

[Momo]

Does Reee have a thread about the SPLC imploding yet?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Does Reee have a thread about the SPLC imploding yet?

what's happeneing with them?

e: oh just some dumb shit from dumb blogs again.

[Momo]

Does Reee have a thread about Trudeau imploding yet?

[Momo]

Does Reee have a thread about the SPLC imploding yet?

what's happeneing with them?

some.people quit cause one of the founders is a racist or some shit.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I went looking for the inevitable splc thread on gaf 2.0 and found this gem of a thread.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/president-trump-defending-the-first-amendment-on-campus.1473928/

[daemon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-alt-right-playbook-always-a-bigger-fish.107012/

I can't wait to digitally self-flagellate by watching this, typing up a detailed and sincere response to various issues and concerns I have with the presented content, only to be accused of tone-policing and concern trolling.

Mmh, hurt me good leftist twitter.

OOF, those are some cringe logic videos.

[HaughtyFrank]

Beto jumps up on a table and hugs a person and era falls in love.

Deifitnion of twerps.

Era thought AOC was the second coming of Christ because she was on a Twitch stream.

Within a few months of being in Washington, she has been shown to be inept at best and corrupt at worst.  But hey man how about that tweet!

These people should not be allowed to vote.

Citation needed. When has Ocasio-Cortez shown to be inept or corrupt? Every time I saw her in a hearing, she was the one asking the most hard-hitting and succinct questions that for some reason nobody else asked. She seems smarter than the vast majority of congress.

There's a right wing conspiracy theory that she committed some big campaign finance fraud or some shit. And that she hired her boyfriend to her campaign or some other shit.

Movies and TV have taught me that if you're not fucking your campaign manager you're doing politics wrong

[Jansen]

Cameron gave nerds a scifi with an alien moon where 9ft tall cat people can psionically link to dragons, before flying them through floating mountains to fight gunships and mechs. The nerds - along with the rest of mainstream audiences, all went to see it multiple times.

Then it became the highest grossing film of all time and a symbol of mainstream culture, and nerds no longer wanted to be associated with it. Titanic, having been dethroned, then was welcomed with newfound appreciation after 12 years of being shat on by nerds for the same reason.

Internet dudes don't want to be lumped in with mainstream audiences.
 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-you-name-a-single-character-from-the-movie-avatar.106856/post-19093930

what a take good to know sculli is still going full retardo

Eh he's an asshole about it but he is right.

I remember getting my VHS copy of titanic at midnight. NO SHAME

Yeah, nerds totally don’t like being associated with hugely successful movies like Terminator 1/2 and Aliens because they’re popular 

You’re both dumbfucks. Keep sucking on that blue cat alien dick

Go fuck yourself with a glass encrusted dildo supercunt

[marrec]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-alt-right-playbook-always-a-bigger-fish.107012/

I can't wait to digitally self-flagellate by watching this, typing up a detailed and sincere response to various issues and concerns I have with the presented content, only to be accused of tone-policing and concern trolling.

Mmh, hurt me good leftist twitter.

OOF, those are some cringe logic videos.

If y'all ever wonder why some of these fools all make the same logic mistakes, it's because they treat YouTube trash like this as gospel.

[BisMarckie]

Go fuck yourself with a glass encrusted dildo supercunt

Film it though if you don't mind.

[Straight Edge]

I keep reading splc as spic.

[Jansen]

I hope to god Wolverine is a minority. At least 3 minorities actually.

black, actual midget, trans