River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[HaughtyFrank]

On the plus side, next wave of Fire Emblem Three Houses DLC dropped and everything is still incredibly tame in outfit designs.

No lie, I was low key dreading the advent of the sauna and fetish outfit DLC as ammunition that even 3 Houses succeeds off the back of low hanging fanservice but seeing them in action, yeah. Pretty restrained. Well, they’re dramatic but not in a short skirt/thigh highs way.

cool

I just saw the sauna outfit



  even puritans wouldn't walk into a sauna like this

no wonder it pleases RE

[ResetBanBot]

You can have your Brazilian wax sign advertising outisde your spa without an issue. You start hanging vaginal wax signs and you are going to have problems depending on the neighborhood. Brazilian wax is an acceptable non-offensive term that let's people know what services are offered there without treading into lewd territory.

Expert witness testimony, and the member (not a real judge, HRT is quasi-judicial) accepted that a "brazilian" is by definition about waxing external female genitalia. The term for a male genitilia waxing is called a "brozilian".


Patiently waiting for the b-b-b-but what about the intersex!? as if making an appeal to literal mutants changes anything.


Also dismissed the claims against people who refused non-genital waxing, because the member determined Yaniv to be an extortionist, vexatious and racist (not a real court, so this matters).

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The term for a male genitilia waxing is called a "brozilian".

brxzillian

[ResetBanBot]

Bottom SRS is such a horror show that I do support transwomen keeping their dangle bits, but don't expect other people to go full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and see it as a "female penis". SRS doesn't even change this situation, it makes it even worse because it'd be an insane legal liability to go anywhere near a surgical wound with skin waxing gear.

[BisMarckie]

Nice try benji.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Yaniv topic:

Yes, but a penis is still a male sex organ.

A lot of trans women don't see it that way, but I guess thier opinion doesn't matter as much as the one of cis people.

 

its not about 'opinions' or Group A having opinions that 'matter more' than Group B.
Its about language - in particular scientific classification language - meaning the same fucking thing so that communication is possible

[BisMarckie]

IIRC he is from the Austin,TX area and likes to take trips to New Orleans to ogle women and eat jambalaya.

[ResetBanBot]

sexual abuse of minors? That's never been proven. We only have chat logs. It'd be a shame if Yaniv got all litigious on ResetEra due to them posting unsubstantiated lies about a proud transwoman.

[Averon]

Don't really understand why the thread was locked (well, yes I do, but the reason for it is rather weak). Not like they haven't had threads before about people involved in child abuse. And they talk about racist people virtually everyday. Someone that's both a child abuser and a racist is somehow uniquely awful and should not be discussed on Reee apparently.

[Pwnz]

Try telling a doctor your excess body fat isn't obesity because you feel thin and threaten legal action.

[Switters]

Any lawyers here? I went into a Tire Kingdom and asked them to bleach my asshole. They said no.

[ResetBanBot]

Try telling a doctor your excess body fat isn't obesity because you feel thin and threaten legal action.

I got a new GP awhile back and the form I filled out had a check box for if I was okay with the doctor discussing body weight issues. Basically, if you're a morbidly obese person you can just specify you don't ever want it brought up.

[Leadbelly]

Any lawyers here? I went into a Tire Kingdom and asked them to bleach my asshole. They said no.

Yeah. I think I need a lawyer as well. I went into daycare and asked them to change my adult diaper. They said no.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Don't really understand why the thread was locked (well, yes I do, but the reason for it is rather weak). Not like they haven't had threads before about people involved in child abuse. And they talk about racist people virtually everyday. Someone that's both a child abuser and a racist is somehow uniquely awful and should not be discussed on Reee apparently.

Because their mods are fucking incompetent, and despite the mere existence of that thread obviously annoying the shit out of trans-activist era their furious reporting obviously didn't pay off when a mod posted in the thread and saw nothing bad was happening, so they had to go to discord to get a more compliant mod to shut down any conversation that challenged their orthodoxy.

[Joe Molotov]

There's been a lot of confusion, so I'll clear things up. Everyone post pics of your genitalia and I will let you know what gender it is.

[Hamarr]

There's been a lot of confusion, so I'll clear things up. Everyone post pics of your genitalia and I will let you know what gender it is.

What if I can’t find it under my fupa?  I identify as healthy and in shape, but my doc said I was fat.

[Tripon]

There's been a lot of confusion, so I'll clear things up. Everyone post pics of your genitalia and I will let you know what gender it is.

[maninthemirror]

Don't really understand why the thread was locked (well, yes I do, but the reason for it is rather weak). Not like they haven't had threads before about people involved in child abuse. And they talk about racist people virtually everyday. Someone that's both a child abuser and a racist is somehow uniquely awful and should not be discussed on Reee apparently.

Because their mods are fucking incompetent, and despite the mere existence of that thread obviously annoying the shit out of trans-activist era their furious reporting obviously didn't pay off when a mod posted in the thread and saw nothing bad was happening, so they had to go to discord to get a more compliant mod to shut down any conversation that challenged their orthodoxy.

As I said the site needs to have the mods flushed now

[Potato]

Meanwhile, in Canada, two lions with female genitalia settle an argument.

[thisismyusername]

pennus in vagoose

You'veLostMe.jpg

[ResetBanBot]

Does ResetEra have a super long thread all about Jordan Peterson? It seems kinda Kiwi Farms-esque.

[OnlyRegret]

dicks are a social construct

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1191655029972852737

[Leadbelly]

dicks are a social construct

The argument in the next rape case.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1193112946685165569

 

[Leadbelly]

Eh... I just thought they were updating the language by using smartphone naming conventions.

Latin X, Latin XS, and Latin XS max.

Don't know what it means exactly, but it mght correspond with gender. The third being a bit like the ubermensch. It is a latino's final form.

[Boredfrom]

Certainly. Different trans people are going to have different experiences with dysphoria and/or euphoria. I consider myself very lucky that I don’t experience very significant genital dysphoria, but for plenty of trans people what’s in their pants is a matter of literal life and death, and unfortunately we as a society still have a long way to go towards helping these people.

I’m sure you are helping them by bitching about how offended you are about the term “male genitalia” on the Internet.

[Averon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1193112946685165569

 

Reee: When you are so inclusive you become the colonizer 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Anyone touching another persons body for a living should have first right of refusal if they don’t feel comfortable.

neogaf or era?

[Pissy F Benny]

just masturbating my feminine penis to some manly as heck anime titties 

[clothedmacuser]

Anyone touching another persons body for a living should have first right of refusal if they don’t feel comfortable.

neogaf or era?

The thread on August Ames was something else.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/death-of-a-porn-star-201939/

Popular porn star August Ames took her own life last week after finding herself in the middle of a controversy over cyberbullying and homophobia.

In her four years working the adult film industry, the 23-year-old had performed in over 270 scenes for major studios, amassing over 600,000 Twitter followers. In 2015, Ames (real name Mercedes Grabowski)  was nominated for Best New Starlet at the Adult Video News awards – known as the Oscars of porn – and had been nominated for Female Performer of the year for the upcoming 2018 AVNs. According to the Ventura County Medical Examiner’s office, the Nova Scotia native was found in her California home. Ventura County authorities confirmed that Ames died from asphyxia due to hanging.

She didn't want to work with a male talent who did male-on-male porn because their industry standards are notoriously cheaper ie;  less testing, they allow HIV positive performers, less condoms, the actors moonlight as escorts.  And yet Era was pretty much demanding that she have intercourse with people she didn't want to.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pornstar-august-ames-commits-suicide-after-harassment.9888/post-1805191

You think it was because she was being called a homophobe? And not the people who were literally telling her to kill herself over this? I really don't know how you're getting that, unless you just haven't looked into this at all

The ol' "harassment didn't cause her suicide, the gun did.  And not really the gun just the bullet.  Even then it's only the tip of the bullet as the case, the primer, and the gunpowder were innocent.  But what do I know, I'm just a caveman."

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[OnlyRegret]

days like this, I understand you radfems, I understand

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/viral-tweet-about-apple-card-leads-to-goldman-sachs-probe.152182/

So, if you’re a woman with a penis is your credit limit only 10x lower? 

[thisismyusername]

Tripon: It's a HRAP 4. I have no clue which gate it is, I'm most just talking doing QCF's is awkward because I keep overshooting "forward" into like a 23696 sort of input for what I can 236 on D-pad pretty effectively.

So I can understand why some Smash folks wouldn't be into that, just like I couldn't "bridge" the gap going from D-pad to thumbstick on the pad for an "arcade stick" like experience.

(Mixbox is probably better for me as a person because I can at least assure that if I'm using 236 as an input and do binds for the keys, it'd be 236 for 3 button presses. [Read: 2 though since Mixboxes are like WASD or arrow-key layouts on keyboards, so it'd be more 2 2+6 6 "pianoing" if that makes sense)

Oh, you meant arcade sticks.  The "zoomer" complaints are about controllers.  Yeah, it can take getting used to sticks if you don't use them, but that's what I was saying...practice.  These people aren't going to do that. 

Also try doing 23+attack instead of 236 and see if it works for you. 

Well, I mean controller or not: It's valid. Think of it this way: The Gamecube controller has an ULTRA-SHIT d-pad, so their options is to use a thumb-stick a la an arcade stick and thus get into that "my motion should register"/overshooting issue. So I don't blame some Smash folks going "yeah, no" when their main option (the Gamecube controller) is shitty on doing motions. *shrug*

Doesn't make them less scrubby, but I can understand where they're coming from.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sword-and-shield-director-explains-why-they-made-it-so-exp-share-can’t-be-turned-off.152165/page-9#post-26291594

. "Stop saying XY are too easy and have zero postgame content, they're the first ever 3D games, shut up"

"Stop complaining about Pokemon SM being handholdy and having no post game content. It's for kids, shut up"

"Stop complaining about let's Go! Being a celebration of all the bad choices you've been criticizing since Gen 6. You'll get your game next year, shut up"

"Ok so they removed all the Pokemon in the game that was meant to be for you hardcore players LMAO big deal, who cares about Maractus? The most popular ones are still going to be there, this is a non issue, stop acting like they're going to remove half of them. Shut up"

"Well ok they left Maractus, and removed 63% of the roster including fan favorites like Blaziken, Pidgeot and Mewtwo. Big deal, just make new favorites, shut up"

"Who cares about them removing options like turning off EXP Share? You're just a minority thats's throwing a tantrum, all RPGS do this, ignore the fact that they have difficulty options, you're just a manbaby, shut up"

Coming up:

"Well I have never ever used the Global Trade System so this is a non-issue, shut up"

 

Legit best post from RE.

[shosta]

How am I supposed to read all that when it's struck out

[BisMarckie]

Actually reading the posts in this thread

[Nintex]

GameFreak explains why there are no Pokemon in Pokemon Dagger and Blade.

[BisMarckie]

This is going to be difficult but I have to get my flaws out. I was once attracted to one of my counsellors at my junior high school, while I was in an inclusion program. I was overly obsessed with her, even went as far as making my Xbox 360 and Playstation Home avatars based on her. Nowadays, I forgot all about her and moved on. In addition, I was really attracted to one of my former professors at my previous college. I told her "I love you" as a friend after I finish class and as always, I stopped thinking romantically about her after I was finished with her lectures. I am also very sexually attracted to underage girls and I am a huge piece of shit for doing so. I since deleted the underage Indonesian contacts on my phone and stopped talking to some underaged Russians on VK. Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

[Clockwork5]

Apple Card offered me a crazy high credit limit. Like 30% more than other cards I was checking out. And the APR was some 17% nonsense.

I don’t make a ton of money but my credit score is about as perfect as it could possibly be. I was like this should be the other way around and went with a different card. 1% back? Seriously Apple lol. 

[Switters]

You can tell how many people read this thread if you count how many likes Cauliflower doesn't have.

[Nintex]

User Banned (Permanent): Admitting to predatory behaviour

 

[Joe Molotov]

This is going to be difficult but I have to get my flaws out. I was once attracted to one of my counsellors at my junior high school, while I was in an inclusion program. I was overly obsessed with her, even went as far as making my Xbox 360 and Playstation Home avatars based on her. Nowadays, I forgot all about her and moved on. In addition, I was really attracted to one of my former professors at my previous college. I told her "I love you" as a friend after I finish class and as always, I stopped thinking romantically about her after I was finished with her lectures. I am also very sexually attracted to underage girls and I am a huge piece of shit for doing so. I since deleted the underage Indonesian contacts on my phone and stopped talking to some underaged Russians on VK. Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

Ummm.... talk about burying the lede.

[BisMarckie]

Anyone who spent more than 30 minutes in Playstation Home should be on a watchlist

[Lonewulfeus]

User Banned (Permanent): Admitting to predatory behaviour

 

Anime avatar, I’m shocked!

[Boredfrom]

This is going to be difficult but I have to get my flaws out. I was once attracted to one of my counsellors at my junior high school, while I was in an inclusion program. I was overly obsessed with her, even went as far as making my Xbox 360 and Playstation Home avatars based on her. Nowadays, I forgot all about her and moved on. In addition, I was really attracted to one of my former professors at my previous college. I told her "I love you" as a friend after I finish class and as always, I stopped thinking romantically about her after I was finished with her lectures. I am also very sexually attracted to underage girls and I am a huge piece of shit for doing so. I since deleted the underage Indonesian contacts on my phone and stopped talking to some underaged Russians on VK. Only problem is the age of consent which will make avoiding contacting them extremely hard.

 

[Boredfrom]

User Banned (Permanent): Admitting to predatory behaviour

 

Anime avatar, I’m shocked!

Amirox didn’t use Anime avatars.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

On the one hand, running a 'safe space' thread for people with mental illness but then perma banning anything 'for the optics' is kind of a super shitty thing to do.

On the other, getting the fuck off era is the best possible advice for anyone with any form of mental issues.

[OnlyRegret]

I can't believe you incels went to such lengths to keep the J*ker making $$$

https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/11/08/joaquin-phoenixs-joker-becomes-most-profitable-comic-book-movie-ever

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-like-sharing-your-bed-with-your-so.152094/

Me and my wife sleep in separate beds in the same room. We like it, gives us our space and we don't interrupt the other when we wake up or if we wake up during the night (which we both do, me more so than her)

We've been married for almost half a year and living together for years now.

And this has been the set up the whole time, we're totally happy with it ^_^

The eventual I think my wife is cheating thread will be delicious.

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/viral-tweet-about-apple-card-leads-to-goldman-sachs-probe.152182/

Ok real talk, what benefit would there be to Apple/Goldman-Sachs to deny women if they’re actually well-qualified? Do they really think they’d just try to make women’s lives worse? I really can’t understand.

[Boredfrom]

On the one hand, running a 'safe space' thread for people with mental illness but then perma banning anything 'for the optics' is kind of a super shitty thing to do.

On the other, getting the fuck off era is the best possible advice for anyone with any form of mental issues.

Well, at least they told him to seek help rather than just calling him names before the ban. Also, I don’t exactly blame the mods for banning him because I don’t exactly see the benefit of allowing a open pedophile to post in a video game forum.

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/viral-tweet-about-apple-card-leads-to-goldman-sachs-probe.152182/

Ok real talk, what benefit would there be to Apple/Goldman-Sachs to deny women if they’re actually well-qualified? Do they really think they’d just try to make women’s lives worse? I really can’t understand.

Apple meeting with Goldman Sachs to set the credit limits for the women as Steve Jobs would've wanted

[stufte]

Speaking of pedos, has Amir0x been found and arrested yet? Last I heard he was dodging the sex offenders registry and couldn't be located.

[Transhuman]

Don't just make stuff up

[shosta]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/viral-tweet-about-apple-card-leads-to-goldman-sachs-probe.152182/

Ok real talk, what benefit would there be to Apple/Goldman-Sachs to deny women if they’re actually well-qualified? Do they really think they’d just try to make women’s lives worse? I really can’t understand.

Read.

“My belief isn’t there was some nefarious person wanting to discriminate. But that doesn’t matter. How do you know there isn’t an issue with the machine-learning algo when no one can explain how this decision was made?”

 “Goldman and Apple are delegating credit assessment to a black box,” Hansson said. “It’s not a gender-discrimination intent but it is a gender-discrimination outcome.”

The same stuff happens when courts try to use algorithms for determining whether you're a recidivist risk, as benji has posted about once. You end up amplifying structural inequalities without race or gender being explicit parameters because the models figure out the hidden pattern on their own - like they're supposed to.

[Transhuman]

User Banned (Permanent): Admitting to predatory behaviour

 

[Lonewulfeus]

Speaking of pedos, has Amir0x been found and arrested yet? Last I heard he was dodging the sex offenders registry and couldn't be located.

Don't just make stuff up

FACT CHECK: https://www.pameganslaw.state.pa.us/OffenderDetails/PhysDesc/44459

Non-compliant Transient.  He’s still unaccounted for.

[shosta]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/viral-tweet-about-apple-card-leads-to-goldman-sachs-probe.152182/

Ok real talk, what benefit would there be to Apple/Goldman-Sachs to deny women if they’re actually well-qualified? Do they really think they’d just try to make women’s lives worse? I really can’t understand.

Read.

“My belief isn’t there was some nefarious person wanting to discriminate. But that doesn’t matter. How do you know there isn’t an issue with the machine-learning algo when no one can explain how this decision was made?”

 “Goldman and Apple are delegating credit assessment to a black box,” Hansson said. “It’s not a gender-discrimination intent but it is a gender-discrimination outcome.”

The same stuff happens when courts try to use algorithms for determining whether you're a recidivist risk, as benji has posted about once. You end up amplifying structural inequalities without race or gender being explicit parameters because the models figure out the hidden pattern on their own - like they're supposed to.

I mean someone has to program the damn thing, it doesn't learn by itself, and all those biases and shit get programed into it

I'm sorry, but at this rate you'll have to retake this course in the summer.

[shosta]

Ugh, no, not you too Goldman Sachs. Really let down by this.