River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[nachobro]

PART 1

Creeping on a day care, spying on children

PART 2

A bunch of lies

[BisMarckie]

DigitalOP ist just a weirdo.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-most-humiltating-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-you.52157/post-9815268

[samfish]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youre-given-an-unlimited-amount-of-money-to-improve-the-toilet.105099/post-18803160

You'll be SHOCKED what resetera users most popular request is!

Nuh uh. I know you ain’t shit talkin bidets, homie.

[samfish]

How long before some good natured adult in the room advises against grown men hanging around day care centers and gets banned for victim blaming?

This just makes sense. Women can’t dress like sluts and not expect the real the consequences, men can’t go to daycares and sit in their car for an hour and not expect to reap the consequences. Use common sense, damnit.

[BisMarckie]

False police report.

From a forum where the default response to almost everything is: Call the Cops.

[BisMarckie]

Here is a picture of Maria Einstein.

[Propagandhim]

Maria and I embraced under the soft hue gave of a setting sun.  "Don't internalize it", I told her.  "It's not your fault"  Then I pushed my finger to her lips and hushed, "Shhhh.  No internalizing."  At this point, I checked my phone a few times, then she mentioned I resembled Idris Elba.  We laughed it off, then we witnessed that white blonde cac, let's call her "Harmony", exit the library with a noose and bleach in hand.  At this point I had been in my car for 6 hours and 24 minutes.

[Drainage]

DigitalOP ist just a weirdo.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-most-humiltating-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-you.52157/post-9815268

I was joke of the night apparently.

Shit like that creates fucking super villians. My anger and rage has never topped that night.

Flash forward: I spent 1.5 hours sitting in front of a daycare with no reason to be there... Guess what happened next!

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youre-given-an-unlimited-amount-of-money-to-improve-the-toilet.105099/post-18803160

You'll be SHOCKED what resetera users most popular request is!

Nuh uh. I know you ain’t shit talkin bidets, homie.

Yeah, it has to be something with wiping the ass. Bidet feels like a half step, like it's too dumb a solution to actually become common

I said wipe. I don't need a jetstream of water blasting my butthole. No thanks.

 

[Chim Richalds]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sitting-in-my-car-while-black-im-the-suspect.105131/

In this thread DigitalOP shows us that he is the type of dude that parks in front of a day care for an hour and a half waiting for the “library” to open up.

That is assuming this all isn’t an example of “creative expression.”

 

/r/thathappened

[Cauliflower Of Love]

My big issue is if theres no Maria, and they come up to me and see Im a 20 something year old.... do they descalate?

Super hero maria.



it's like I'm watching captain marvel again.

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youre-given-an-unlimited-amount-of-money-to-improve-the-toilet.105099/post-18803160

You'll be SHOCKED what resetera users most popular request is!

Nuh uh. I know you ain’t shit talkin bidets, homie.

Yeah, it has to be something with wiping the ass. Bidet feels like a half step, like it's too dumb a solution to actually become common

I said wipe. I don't need a jetstream of water blasting my butthole. No thanks.

 

Rabalder.
Banned
Member
Today at 10:41 AM
New #39
It eats my ass when I’m done

[BisMarckie]

/r/thathappened

You can tell that.his idea of a normal conversation is based on watching people talk in entertainment media.

[porkbun]

DigitalOP ist just a weirdo.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-most-humiltating-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-you.52157/post-9815268

Hmm, you're drunk and yelling in the middle of the street next to a pile of puke and there's beer in your backpack.  What the fuck did you expect?

As for his parking lot story - I used to work security at Target and you're going to have someone come up to you if you're just sitting in a car for an hour and half.  Lots of shady shit goes on in parking lots.  Drug deals, guys wanking it, people waiting as getaway drivers for shoplifters, people smoking crack, etc.

[BIONIC]

Maria, don’t internalize it. Did I say get loud? Get LOUDER, bitch.

[james]

Why does he call the Latina woman in his story “Maria”? That’s like calling a black woman “Lakeisha” for anonymity purposes.

To be fair, 78% of Hispanic women are named Maria

If I ever find myself sitting in a parking lot for 1.5 hours waiting for a library to open please call the cops on me and report I am heavily armed.

Did he say why he even wanted to get to the library?

Im guessing to nab a computer to post on Resetera all day

[Drainage]

To be fair typing up that entire post on a phone keyboard isn’t something I would wish on even the blondest white lady, so it makes sense he was there waiting for the library to open when it happened.

[james]

To be fair typing up that entire post on a phone keyboard isn’t something I would wish on even the blondest white lady, so it makes sense he was there waiting for the library to open when it happened.

At least Resetera has a mobile website unless some other shitholes I know of

[Cauliflower Of Love]

To be fair typing up that entire post on a phone keyboard isn’t something I would wish on even the blondest white lady, so it makes sense he was there waiting for the library to open when it happened.

At least Resetera has a mobile website unless some other shitholes I know of

[Joe Molotov]

Spending hours parked in front of a Day Care while black.

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-to-start-with-a-punching-bag.105133/#post-18809379

Unpopular opinion but why not just approach the bag and hug it? That bag has been through a lot. All I see is people talking about beating the shit out of it. I just think we need to progress as a society and show compassion for all objects.

 

[Chim Richalds]

Quite honestly he's lucky Maria didn't take the law into her own hands and take him down the path of La Chancla.   

[Drainage]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/using-boys-to-speak-to-everyone-really-needs-to-stop-and-this-is-why.105159/

Please, when speaking to ALL, don't use BOYS. For some of us it feels like a stab in the gut every time, not just for ourselves but for the many people this kind of exclusivity harms.

You already made this thread:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-please-stop-using-the-word-boys-to-address-the-room.78465/

 

Edit: 

[who is ted danson?]

Story should have ended with Maria inviting DigitalOP to a progressive party at her friends house, where they could talk about Beto 2020 over a full selection of Taco Bell™ menu items.

[james]

User Banned (2 Days): Trolling and antagonizing other members

easy there astroy-BOY ;p

No fun allowed

[Drainage]

That thread is a goldmine.

I will try to do better/say something else, I think saying "humans" would be a fun alternative.

 

[Lonewulfeus]

Story should have ended with Maria inviting DigitalOP to a progressive party at her friends house, where they could talk about Beto 2020 over a full selection of Taco Bell™ menu items.

I’d go to that party 

[BisMarckie]

For some of us it feels like getting hit by a mace at a British post office every time.

[Drainage]

I've been using the term "folks" for... hell, I can't even remember, at least middle or high school. That's more than 20 years ago. It made more sense because sometimes the group did include more than just boys and I wouldn't want to single anyone out or exclude anyone.

Couples suffering from infertility will never be anyone’s “folks” you fucking shitlord

[Clockwork5]

Guys doesn't bother me, I know it bothers some people but I'm fine with it.

Boys on the other hand, it's fully exclusive.

Huh? I can’t keep up with these rules. It’s almost as if they are, ya know, arbitrary.

[bork]

DigitalOP ist just a weirdo.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-most-humiltating-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-you.52157/post-9815268

Shit like that creates fucking super villians. My anger and rage has never topped that night

 

[james]

Anyone who says folks immediately reminds me of this

[Lonewulfeus]

Shouldn't we also stop saying "lame" because it makes fun of disabled people?

It’s differently abled you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

[headwalk]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/using-boys-to-speak-to-everyone-really-needs-to-stop-and-this-is-why.105159/

 BTFO in first reply.

threads like this are the yellow postit notes stuck on the office cubicle of life.

[Drainage]

DigitalOP ist just a weirdo.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-most-humiltating-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-you.52157/post-9815268

Shit like that creates fucking super villians. My anger and rage has never topped that night

 

Very normal thing to say about yourself

“This strange man has no business at my child’s school/daycare but I feel comfortable with him being there” -every non-racist parent

[Drainage]

Shit like this creates super villains

[Nuitangg]

"Squad on me" Who the fuck talks like that? 

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/video-game-magazines-angry-video-game-nerd.105161/

Just gonna signal boost a Nazi huh?

Gaming Side is out here wilding again. Quickly, to the discords!

[EightBitNate]

DigitalOP ist just a weirdo.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-most-humiltating-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-you.52157/post-9815268

In college on our party street, I got jumped by bunch of hoodlums. They fucked me up pretty decently. Bloody face all that.

After they walked off, I was screaming at them in anger that they had to squad on me.

Cop comes up an proceeds to arrest me. I had one can of beer in my backpack.

The guys ended up walking back down the street laughing at the absurdity of how I got my ass beat and now I'm getting arrested.

Cops are laughing at me because their dickbags themselves too even tho I'm pointing out the guys who fucked me up (I shidded and farded at the scene also so that was a joke for them)

I was joke of the night apparently.

Shit like that creates fucking super villians. My anger and rage has never topped that night.

Lmao what

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/using-boys-to-speak-to-everyone-really-needs-to-stop-and-this-is-why.105159/

 BTFO in first reply.

No, no.
This time it's different.

This time it was made in the gaming forum, where it most belongs.

It might have been locked in the OT, because of all the posts saying "fucking seriously?", but the good folks of gaming are far more tolerant of arbitrary demands by people to accommodate their specific personal grievances, and it's definitely not ban bait.

[Momo]

That Cap vs Iron Man thread somehow has 30% of voters saying Cap would win in a fight.

He has as much of a chance as I have in a fight against Cop Boogie (not Fat Boogie).

Iron Man is just a dude in a suit, Cap has actual battle experience and is strategically much better, it's not far fetched to think he can win in the context of a comic book world.

[Momo]

Thinking Iron Man can beat, nay is even in the same realm, as Thor is where the crazies are at.

[Momo]

Also people who believe Hulk can beat prime Superman, pure trash ideas. 

[Momo]

Goku vs Superman, who wins and why, go.

[Momo]

let's change the subject

[HardcoreRetro]

My dad can beat your dad.

[james]

People who actually give a shit about comic book characters

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Yeh, quick test:

How many of you defending the use of Boys would be happy if we replaced it with Girls? Be honest.

queue round of responses saying "I literally could not give less of a fuck."

RE: responses to that latest question in thread:

This is what I expected I think. When you're not part of a group of people who has been under represented/denied, the idea of it won't really hurt you. You have so much representation and affirmation of your identity that you're bullet proof here.

Honestly, I was a silly question to ask because of this.

[james]

Resetera: Use of gendered terms should be criminal

Also resetera: Anything to the left of Biden makes you A BERNIE BRO

[nachobro]

Pathetic. Blatantly ignoring the will of the people. This is not how a duly elected, representative government behaves.

He was elected by the will of the people, so...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gavin-newsom-granting-reprieve-to-all-737-death-row-inmates-in-california.105117/post-18807530

try using that reply in a thread about  DRUMPF and I wonder how that would go

[marrec]

Pathetic. Blatantly ignoring the will of the people. This is not how a duly elected, representative government behaves.

He was elected by the will of the people, so...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gavin-newsom-granting-reprieve-to-all-737-death-row-inmates-in-california.105117/post-18807530

try using that reply in a thread about  DRUMPF and I wonder how that would go

HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE

 

[EightBitNate]

Goku vs Superman, who wins and why, go.

Superman has done more reality bending shit so I’ll give that to him.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

That Cap vs Iron Man thread somehow has 30% of voters saying Cap would win in a fight.

He has as much of a chance as I have in a fight against Cop Boogie (not Fat Boogie).

Iron Man is just a dude in a suit, Cap has actual battle experience and is strategically much better, it's not far fetched to think he can win in the context of a comic book world.

That suit is one of the most advanced weapon systems in the universe, especially the nanotech one he's currently rocking.

IDGAF, but a "fair fight" between Iron Man and Captain Amerikkka would be one between Tony Stark without any gadgets or suit, versus a Cap who's been drugged up or whatever into regular human capabilities and not suped up steroids capabilities. So in those circumstances, yeah, genius billionaire playboy philanthopist is getting fuuuuuuuucked up.

[nachobro]

HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE

 

for being the most qualified candidate in the history of the world and all planets in our solar system, someone in the hilldawg campaign really should have studied how the electoral college system works.

[thisismyusername]

Which one of you Nazi did this?

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[FunSlower]

whenever I hear "folks" I think of Fatman, folks

I'm gonna eat six cans of campbells soup folks okay folks

[clothedmacuser]

Oh. Huh. Yeah. That would definitely be the rear naked erection choke pee defense.

So in junior high, I was taking a leak in the urinal when somebody I had... issues with decided to come up behind me and put me in the rear naked choke.

So, I think because of the asphyxiation, I started waving at my chin so to speak. So still having to pee I said fuck it, twisted my head as far to the head as I could, and just let it rip, caught him mid shit talking, got some splash... but it worked he didn't seem very interested in continuing after that, he was more interested in trying to use the sink to rinse off.

So I got choked out in front of an audience, popped an erection, and peed to be freed.

There was a brief narrative about me getting off.

But I just dryly stuck with it was pure willpower and all on purpose.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-most-humiltating-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-you.52157/#post-9817764

What ever happened to this crazy?

[thisismyusername]

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Well, I mean that's implied. Obv.

[marrec]

HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE

 

for being the most qualified candidate in the history of the world and all planets in our solar system, someone in the hilldawg campaign really should have studied how the electoral college system works.

Maybe this was all a shoot so that woke folks would finally dismantle the slave supporting electoral college system?

Hilldawg's last gift to us

[nachobro]

woke folks too busy dismantling themselves over captain marvel reviews