River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[joeboy101]

And once again, the silver lining to the mess is watch the sweet sweet meltdowns on REeeee.

 

[james]

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[BisMarckie]

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[joeboy101]

Was this how GAF was like on election night in 2016?

Worse, and it was GLORIOUS. Should go back and read that thread. Just be careful of your sodium levels.

[Nintex]

 

Trump heading back to the White House like

[Lonewulfeus]

Where is super adderall benji when there’s hundreds of posts with terrible hot takes. 

[team filler]

the benj would never take performance enhancing drugs, the kid is a natural 

[Nintex]

Michael Cohen looks like the dumbest motherfucker right now.

Just like Flynn and Manafort who both lied for no reason and got into big trouble. 

[james]

Oh good, theyre scrambling to back the narrative that the Democrat house will save the day and bring everyone to justice.

Just like how they held Wall Street accountable for the 2008 crimes. Just like how they brought those in the Bush regime responsible for the WMD lies to justice.

Keep the hope up guys.

[team filler]

 

[benjipwns]

putting all your faith in the state

[Lonewulfeus]

He has arrived!!!

 

[team filler]

putting all your faith in the state

[marrec]

God I wish I wasn’t banned so I could told you so all over their faces

[benjipwns]

at least they'll learn their lesson about deifying and trusting a lifelong cop

#Kamala2020

[team filler]

the reeeeee fell for this the same way their parents fell for trickle down economics 

[benjipwns]

God I wish I wasn’t banned so I could told you so all over their faces

imagine how Kirblar feels, he still has six days

[marrec]

God I wish I wasn’t banned so I could told you so all over their faces

imagine how Kirblar feels

Don’t ever wish that on me again you motherfucker

The pent up sexual aggression.... :/

[james]

God I wish I wasn’t banned so I could told you so all over their faces

imagine how Kirblar feels, he still has six days

Dude is probably pounding away the the screen anyway.

Something something korean war justified this report

[Dennis]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/congress-releases-barrs-summary-of-the-mueller-report.107370/

itshappening.gif

[Lonewulfeus]

God I wish I wasn’t banned so I could told you so all over their faces

We all wish you weren’t banned from RE 

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[marrec]

God I wish I wasn’t banned so I could told you so all over their faces

We all wish you weren’t banned from RE 

I guess triggering you is a good enough second place.

[Tripon]

God I wish I wasn’t banned so I could told you so all over their faces

We all wish you weren’t banned from RE 

I guess triggering you is a good enough second place.

Meme Marrec.

[james]

Guys stay safe out there

Also heads up that ResetEra is currently being inundated with bad actors and it’s pretty obvious.

Its worse than you could think

It's weird when it's a user I recognize

Wow they had sleeper accounts playing the long game.


From the same poster:

Reading Twitter. My bad, sure. But there are three main credible theories happening:

1. This is so bad that NatSec stuff is happening behind the scenes and Barr/Rosentein put a good face on it to buy time while it unfolds. There’s a lot more to see here.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot3-its-finally-happening.101959/page-279

[HaughtyFrank]

Don't tell me that there actually is no pee pee tape

[Lonewulfeus]

God I wish I wasn’t banned so I could told you so all over their faces

We all wish you weren’t banned from RE 

I guess triggering you is a good enough second place.

 

[BisMarckie]

Have fun living in a hellworld ruled by fascists because you're too afraid to fight.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot3-its-finally-happening.101959/page-268#post-19170111

Cheebo why u lyin' ?

Cheebs was throwing a fit over Bernard hiring someone who didn't vote for Hillary in New York City, but he's already decided he's not going to support a number of hypothetical Democratic nominees in a key swing state huh

[BisMarckie]

Most people never cared about the Russia investigation to begin with.

 

[VomKriege]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

[james]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

The Trump admin would never lie to you, citizen!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The house still needs to act on __________________.

[zepblackstar]

THE SLEEPER HAD AWAKEN!!!!! THE SPICE WILL FLOW

It's weird when it's a user I recognize

Wow they had sleeper accounts playing the long game.


 

[thisismyusername]

So, Trump isn't being taken out in handcuffs, huh?

ALL I DO IS WIN </pol>

[stufte]

lol "sleeper account" they are in full pants-on-head mode now.

[Jansen]

[VomKriege]

There's also a subplot with a DOJ plane used for extraordinary rendition that was in London and Assange apparently freaking out because of a supposed increase of plainclothes under the Embassy's windows. The plane has left London and headed back to the US. It's all very exciting but I don't really see how exactly Assange could have been arrested short of his own volition or some massive diplomatic violations, him being in an embassy and everything.

I'm pretty confident that the US has Assange or someone from wikileaks and will announce it tomorrow at a news conference. No tweets from them since the plane left London.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot3-its-finally-happening.101959/page-280#post-19182599

[Boredfrom]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

It seems that the report still doesn’t paint a “perfectly legal picture” as Nintex is sperging. It seems they just didn’t found enough evidence to say either way.

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rob-gronkowski-announces-retirement.107385/#post-19182731

I really hope he gets into gay porn but I doubt it will happen

Tsk tsk. If this were a female athlete this dude would have been "inappropriate commentary"d to the shadow realm by now.

[benjipwns]

There's also a subplot with a DOJ plane used for extraordinary rendition that was in London and Assange apparently freaking out because of a supposed increase of plainclothes under the Embassy's windows. The plane has left London and headed back to the US. It's all very exciting but I don't really see how exactly Assange could have been arrested short of his own volition or some massive diplomatic violations, him being in an embassy and everything.

I'm pretty confident that the US has Assange or someone from wikileaks and will announce it tomorrow at a news conference. No tweets from them since the plane left London.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot3-its-finally-happening.101959/page-280#post-19182599

they seem to think Assange is the only person who tweets from the Wikileaks account?

and that like the entire organization wouldn't be screaming its head off about this, all their contacts (like alt-right leader Glenn Greenwald) were doing that when it was rumored there had been a deal made with Ecuador to kick him out

[Boredfrom]

Well, at least is a relief that Trump is possibly just grossly incompetent to the point of making itself look like he was part of a massive conspiracy than just being part of it.

[pgtl_10]

Also, Glenn Greenwald was right about collusion even if you hate him.

Yep all that hate on Resetera against Glenn who is vindicated here.

[VomKriege]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

It seems that the report still doesn’t paint a “perfectly legal picture” as Nintex is sperging. It seems they just didn’t found enough evidence to say either way.

Sure. Dems are pushing for the report as the DOJ summary implies there could be some evidence for obstruction there. But unless they're mangling the content something fierce (which I wouldn't put past them...) "the Special Counsel hasn't found that any member of the campaign colluded with the Russian government" is pretty plain, cut and dry.

We'll see, I guess.

[james]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

It seems that the report still doesn’t paint a “perfectly legal picture” as Nintex is sperging. It seems they just didn’t found enough evidence to say either way.

Sure. Dems are pushing for the report as the DOJ summary implies there could be some evidence for obstruction there. But unless they're mangling the content something fierce (which I wouldn't put past them...) "the Special Counsel hasn't found that any member of the campaign colluded with the Russian government" is pretty plain, cut and dry.

We'll see, I guess.

The new theory is that collusion was with totally independent Russian nationals

[benjipwns]

You can't find evidence to disprove that something super vauge happened.

[Boredfrom]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

It seems that the report still doesn’t paint a “perfectly legal picture” as Nintex is sperging. It seems they just didn’t found enough evidence to say either way.

Sure. Dems are pushing for the report as the DOJ summary implies there could be some evidence for obstruction there. But unless they're mangling the content something fierce (which I wouldn't put past them...) "the Special Counsel hasn't found that any member of the campaign colluded with the Russian government" is pretty plain, cut and dry.

We'll see, I guess.

Still, it would be interesting given that report briefing says “doesn’t exonerate him”, that sounds oddly specific.

[Boredfrom]

You can't find evidence to disprove that something super vauge happened.

That is the thing, why even mentioning it?

[marrec]

You can't find evidence to disprove that something super vauge happened.

This isn’t proving a negative that’s different because I know in my heart what the truth is!!

[halfanhourglass]

You can't find evidence to disprove that something super vauge happened.

Not with that attitude.

[marrec]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

It seems that the report still doesn’t paint a “perfectly legal picture” as Nintex is sperging. It seems they just didn’t found enough evidence to say either way.

Sure. Dems are pushing for the report as the DOJ summary implies there could be some evidence for obstruction there. But unless they're mangling the content something fierce (which I wouldn't put past them...) "the Special Counsel hasn't found that any member of the campaign colluded with the Russian government" is pretty plain, cut and dry.

We'll see, I guess.

Still, it would be interesting given that report briefing says “doesn’t exonerate him”, that sounds oddly specific.

I mean, it says that because it’s true, the scope of the investigation wasn’t to prove the Trump Campaign guilty or to exonerate them.

[Boredfrom]

You can't find evidence to disprove that something super vauge happened.

This isn’t proving a negative that’s different because I know in my heart what the truth is!!

That Trump is an incompetent scumbag that just wasted everyone time because he cannot stop acting like a mob boss?

[zepblackstar]

Trump became a billionaire in the late 70's  thru 80's in NYC which was as corrupt as it came  in the world between the police, mob, wall street and somehow made it out without jail time. He knows how to do shady shit but put enough space between him and it for deniability

[Boredfrom]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

It seems that the report still doesn’t paint a “perfectly legal picture” as Nintex is sperging. It seems they just didn’t found enough evidence to say either way.

Sure. Dems are pushing for the report as the DOJ summary implies there could be some evidence for obstruction there. But unless they're mangling the content something fierce (which I wouldn't put past them...) "the Special Counsel hasn't found that any member of the campaign colluded with the Russian government" is pretty plain, cut and dry.

We'll see, I guess.

Still, it would be interesting given that report briefing says “doesn’t exonerate him”, that sounds oddly specific.

I mean, it says that because it’s true, the scope of the investigation wasn’t to prove the Trump Campaign guilty or to exonerate them.

Then why is everyone freaking out? 

[benjipwns]

It's because the second mandate of the Special Counsel was so broad to include literally anything, which is why he charged Manafort for crimes that had absolutely nothing to do with the Trump campaign or Russia simply because Manafort lied to him and he had the power to fold any investigation into his own:

The Special Counsel is authorized to conduct the investigation confinned by then-FBI
Director James 8. Corney in testimony before the House Permanent Select Committee on
Intelligence on March 20, 2017, including:
(i) any links and/or coordination bet ween the Russian government and individuals
associated with the campaign of President Donald Trump; and
(ii) any matters that arose or may arise directly from the investigation; and
(iii) any other matters within the scope of 28 C.F.R. § 600.4(a).

[marrec]

You can't find evidence to disprove that something super vauge happened.

This isn’t proving a negative that’s different because I know in my heart what the truth is!!

That Trump is an incompetent scumbag that just wasted everyone time because he cannot stop acting like a mob boss?

We didn’t need a years long investigation into that my dude we all already know this truth.

Depending on how hard you stan for white people you will react to these facts differently.

[VomKriege]

Oh god there's still some "Wait for the full report guys, those Twitter insiders have sources !". I can certainly buy that the DoJ is putting a spin on it but unless Barr and Rosenstein are straight up lying about the conclusions, there's no trump card here.

It seems that the report still doesn’t paint a “perfectly legal picture” as Nintex is sperging. It seems they just didn’t found enough evidence to say either way.

Sure. Dems are pushing for the report as the DOJ summary implies there could be some evidence for obstruction there. But unless they're mangling the content something fierce (which I wouldn't put past them...) "the Special Counsel hasn't found that any member of the campaign colluded with the Russian government" is pretty plain, cut and dry.

We'll see, I guess.

Still, it would be interesting given that report briefing says “doesn’t exonerate him”, that sounds oddly specific.

That's specifically with regards to the obstruction charge, isn't it ? Or did I misunderstand that ?

[benjipwns]

Clinton's impeachment stemmed from Ken Starr doing the same thing. Starr was appointed to investigate Whitewater and "anything" related to the investigation. Starr used this power to fold not only investigations regarding the White House Travel office, the White House (possibly in Hillary's office) accessing personal FBI files of people and civil cases against Bill Clinton for sexual harassment into his investigation and then Clinton lied to Starr about not having sex with Lewinsky. In the end nobody even cared about Whitewater, the Travel Office, FBI files or anything else, not even Starr because he had got an easy "win" by catching Clinton in a crime against his investigation. But Starr also couldn't exonerate anyone for the previous things because it's not his job to prove they didn't do it.

Mueller's easy "wins" were against people like Flynn and Manafort lying to his investigation. Also the Russians who never left Russia and didn't even bother to cover up their actions because they probably never plan on leaving Russia. (I mention this because Russia makes a point of not extraditing its citizens under almost any circumstance possible. No one charges them with crimes actually expecting to prosecute them normally.)

[Nintex]

Mueller left no stone unturned (literally). If he had found something on Don Jr., Kushner or Ivanka he would've questioned them.
In fact, given the Kushner and Trump family history it is astounding that he found nothing to pressure them with like he did with Manafort, Cohen and Flynn.

But the writing was already on the wall that this went nowhere when Manafort was caught for crimes he did prior to the Trump campaign and Hicks and others close to the family walked away after just a few rounds of questioning.

[benjipwns]

You can pretty much stonewall any investigation that doesn't know what crimes it's investigating if you don't talk to it.