fapping and then having a nice meal afterwards always insured I didn't make poor choices.
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Benji's favorite show to watch is Lou Dobbs on a McDonald's TV where the captions cover half the screen.
Quote from: shosta on March 22, 2019, 09:30:40 PMBenji's favorite show to watch is Lou Dobbs on a McDonald's TV where the captions cover half the screen.I just want to clarify for the new page that this post is 100% based on a real benji post and not something I made up. I would find the post but it's not in my dossier and the forum's search utility isn't the best.
Quote from: shosta on March 22, 2019, 09:30:40 PMBenji's favorite show to watch is Lou Dobbs on a McDonald's TV where the captions cover half the screen.I just want to clarify for the new page that this post is 100% based on a real benji post and not something I made up
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dropped-my-highest-paying-client-after-a-dinner.107059/I just threw $30k (surejan.gif) down the drain because someone made a sexist joke. I can understand bitching about sexism on the internet but I’ll never understand the unwillingness to take their money. Lunacy. A whole lot of “I’m so proud of you, OP.” in there. My fiancé would beat my ass to a bloody fucking pulp if I said “We just lost 30k (surejan.gif) because my client said women are dumb.”
I have one that's just kind of like, a feverdream of a day but I swear this happened:Was travelling cross country and either the weather was rough or I was rough or something, so I bought a bottle of coke to sort myself out a bit and I realised it was one of those old metal cap ones and I didn't have anything close to resembling a bottle opener on me. I checked my keychain but there was nothing strong or good, and I eventually figured the zipper pull on my coat might be my best bet. After fumbling with slightly numb hands I was successful! Beaming with pride at my sick monkey skills I sipped my coke happily until I realised...I apparently cut my finger whilst I was performing my amazing feat and it was bleeding a lil' bit. Feeling slightly less impressed with myself, I wrapped my finger up with a pocket tissue and hoped nobody saw my dumb stupid ass after all.A minute or two later, some middle aged dude walked over to me. I had my bloody hand hidden in my pocket. "Busted!" I thought to myself.He asked me who I was and what I did, I told him, and I bravely persevered slightly awkward small talk while we waited for the train.He didn't seem to have noticed my cola related incident or the fact that I was a sweaty hemorrhaging mess after all. He told me that he saw me standing there and thought I was wonderful and beautiful and asked if I would actually consider coming away with him to get married and that he owned a pizzaria in a nearby city (he was also Very Italian btw) and we could have adventures together and eat free pizza. I laughed politely. Then I realised he was seriously asking.Fortunately at that time my train had finally arrived, and I smiled and was like OH LOOK MY TRAIN IS HERE, GUESS I HAVE TO GO BYE! NICE TALKING TO YOU!!! I still think about marriage proposal pizza man. I won't lie, it kinda seems like a sweet deal. But did I dodge a murderer? A pedo slavery ring? Was he legit? Would it still have been a terrible idea to fuck off my life and go with him? Ok yeah, almost definitely.And do... do you think he saw me open a bottle with a coat zipper and was like: "SHES THE ONE"
Big yike @ Xbox. :facepalm: And right after their Black History Month debacle (they used artwork from Splatoon). I'm going to be optimistic and file this under "Boomers gonna boomer" but I'll definitely be booting up Apex on the PS4 tonight & not my One.
QuoteBig yike @ Xbox. :facepalm: And right after their Black History Month debacle (they used artwork from Splatoon). I'm going to be optimistic and file this under "Boomers gonna boomer" but I'll definitely be booting up Apex on the PS4 tonight & not my One.
Quote from: Nuitangg on March 22, 2019, 10:20:16 PMQuoteBig yike @ Xbox. :facepalm: And right after their Black History Month debacle (they used artwork from Splatoon). I'm going to be optimistic and file this under "Boomers gonna boomer" but I'll definitely be booting up Apex on the PS4 tonight & not my One.I was curious what that 'debacle' might be, and AFAICS its this:http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/02/random_is_that_marina_from_splatoon_2_on_the_xbox_one_dashboarditsfuckingnothing.gifthe face above the splatoon octopus looks like Lucien from League of Legends, which you also can't play on an xbox.
BensonUiiI wouldn't mind Splatoon 2 appearing on Xbox One at this point where it's already out for almost 2 years on the Switch and it sold tons of copies. It needs to reach a wider audience and mostly to people who aren't into Nintendo systems for them to experience and realize what they are missing out of this awesome game since this new IP came out on the Wii U.
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Quote from: Clockwork5 on March 22, 2019, 09:39:46 PMhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dropped-my-highest-paying-client-after-a-dinner.107059/I just threw $30k (surejan.gif) down the drain because someone made a sexist joke. I can understand bitching about sexism on the internet but I’ll never understand the unwillingness to take their money. Lunacy. A whole lot of “I’m so proud of you, OP.” in there. My fiancé would beat my ass to a bloody fucking pulp if I said “We just lost 30k (surejan.gif) because my client said women are dumb.”Every single story on GAF/Era is a lie. Be it DigitalOp getting racially profiled and then rescued by Maria, or Evilore‘s hundreds of lies. The only story that was true is that EightBitNate really jerked off next to his sister. That one is 100% true. I would know:I am the sister.
Did you guys get my invite for my Whites at Steam group?It‘s gonna be great, we will be playing games like Crusader Kings II to reminisce about Anglo-Saxon and German conquest.
Hey! What do you have against New York?!
Was a joke. Was characterizing your language as a slur against NY instead of...you know what, nevermind
"And I'm an NYU film school graduate, SUCKA"
Can't get a bigger yikes than this.Drag queen story time is ending because one of the queens molested an 8 year old. Yikes. https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-supporter-showed-up-to-a-public-library-in-houston-wth-a-gun-because-there-was-a-drag-queen-reading-stories-to-families.97001/page-4#post-19130396
I was going to attend this next one too
Quote from: james on March 22, 2019, 10:26:44 PMCan't get a bigger yikes than this.Drag queen story time is ending because one of the queens molested an 8 year old. Yikes. https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-supporter-showed-up-to-a-public-library-in-houston-wth-a-gun-because-there-was-a-drag-queen-reading-stories-to-families.97001/page-4#post-19130396QuoteI was going to attend this next one too https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-supporter-showed-up-to-a-public-library-in-houston-wth-a-gun-because-there-was-a-drag-queen-reading-stories-to-families.97001/post-19132518isn't this an event for children?
QuoteConservatism is one of the most unnatural things in existence and clashes with natural evolution and progress, it is basically people trying to defy the laws of nature and physics. It should be burned to the fucking ground and we should take a piss on its ashes.https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-alt-right-playbook-always-a-bigger-fish.107012/#post-19123073
Conservatism is one of the most unnatural things in existence and clashes with natural evolution and progress, it is basically people trying to defy the laws of nature and physics. It should be burned to the fucking ground and we should take a piss on its ashes.
to the point of Mueller being talked about and portrayed as almost Messianic, even on here at times
Get the hell out of here with that shit. Y'all are so transparent.
QuoteNothing wrong with humanizing another country and to stop making them look like only enemies.This is literally what Trump Russian collusion handwavers spew"So what, you'd rather be at war with Russia?! We support Trump!"Either rethink your priorities or admit you like some of what Trump does.
Nothing wrong with humanizing another country and to stop making them look like only enemies.
The news media is definitely going to be complicit in the reception of this report.
I like this. But then again, Stinkles usually brings the sanity.
he's just gonna start posting with his alt, enzom22
We expect something from this? I just won’t belyanhrhing good comes from this until I see it actually happen.
still no enzom this guy was posting multiple times a day, every day, and then just happened to up and vanish as soon as he was outed. When you guys posted the video I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought he was like Logic or something but disappearing makes him look guilty af. The whole thing is just so funny.
User Banned (Duration Pending): Excusing sexism and antagonising other members, previous severe infractionsThat's... wow. So you'd risk you and your spouse's livelihood over some knee jerk white knight reflex? And she's ok with you making a rash decision like that, when all you're doing is design work for his company, getting paid, and not supporting or spreading his beliefs in any way whatsoever... I can't... lolThis forum really fucks with people's heads.
User banned (1 week): Excusing sexism and antagonizing other membersI can’t believe you gave up that kind of money over a a dumb joke. Look I know it’s bad joke and whatnot I deal with it at work everyday but you don’t give up your livelihood over a joke
User Banned (5 Days): Excusing sexism and antagonizing other members.the principle of removing a good chunk of your income to the point of worrying about payments to own someone who made a shitty joke who will just turn around and pay someone else to do itWhat’s the respect/nobility points to USD conversion at these days
User Banned (Duration Pending): Excusing sexism and antagonising other members, previous severe infractionsjeopardizing your family's stability over a joke? you know that when you die you don't unlock acheivements for that shit, right
https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-robert-mueller-has-completed-his-russia-investigation.107085/post-19127437 MODS MODS BAN PLS SENSITIVE THREAD
User Banned (2 weeks): trolling
Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dropped-my-highest-paying-client-after-a-dinner.107059/post-19122040 User Banned (Duration Pending): Excusing sexism and antagonising other members, previous severe infractionsThat's... wow. So you'd risk you and your spouse's livelihood over some knee jerk white knight reflex? And she's ok with you making a rash decision like that, when all you're doing is design work for his company, getting paid, and not supporting or spreading his beliefs in any way whatsoever... I can't... lolThis forum really fucks with people's heads.Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dropped-my-highest-paying-client-after-a-dinner.107059/post-19122290 User banned (1 week): Excusing sexism and antagonizing other membersI can’t believe you gave up that kind of money over a a dumb joke. Look I know it’s bad joke and whatnot I deal with it at work everyday but you don’t give up your livelihood over a jokeQuote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dropped-my-highest-paying-client-after-a-dinner.107059/post-19123503 User Banned (5 Days): Excusing sexism and antagonizing other members.the principle of removing a good chunk of your income to the point of worrying about payments to own someone who made a shitty joke who will just turn around and pay someone else to do itWhat’s the respect/nobility points to USD conversion at these daysQuote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dropped-my-highest-paying-client-after-a-dinner.107059/post-19127039 User Banned (Duration Pending): Excusing sexism and antagonising other members, previous severe infractionsjeopardizing your family's stability over a joke? you know that when you die you don't unlock acheivements for that shit, right
I know, and I hate it every time. How their internal Injustice alarms don't blare each time they do it, I'll never understand. Pure incompetence, I guess.
I'm not all that surprised that Era moderation is oblivious to a concept commonly understood in most liberal democratic legal systems considering how every discussion about principles or justice seem to unfold in that community.
Somebody should make a thread calling out all those posters who had Mueller avatars for being COMPLICIT in this cover up.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-robert-mueller-has-completed-his-russia-investigation-see-staff-post.107085/post-19140970https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnWDean/status/1109302710522662912A bomb? Is this the beginning of the end? Are the walls closing in?
