River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Dude on the DL looking for that alibi since his beard checks his phone.

[VomKriege]

Reverse image search the picture - you'll likely find it online somewhere.

These are usually bait.

 

Post it on social media. Unsolicited dick pics deserve the worst.

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Dude has a lot post in wrestling threads.



You know what they say about wrestling fans...

[BisMarckie]

I'm just saying that cultural-culture is getting out of control. President Trump needs to do something.

Like break up Poland.

Come and try it brehs.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Are they still mad at the word female?

yeah, for the same reason they're mad about blacks at xbox.
Its way easier to win an argument about soemthing you don't like for some reason by pretending you have the authority to speak for all members of a group.

Even when you obviously don't. In Eras case especially when you obviously don't.

[BIONIC]

Would be nice if they actually addressed it on resetera, but there's no way they'd allow it. They protected him as a poster, now they're gonna protect his memory I guess

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[Hot Slice]

Context of image?

[clothedmacuser]

I hate their retroactive application of new rules.

4:08 - User posts fake leak.

4:38 - Mod posts "No more posting fake leaks, got it? It's trolling and will be treated as such."

Fake leak poster banned retroactively.

It's not a retroactive banning, think of it as a proactive historical correction.

[Tripon]

Context of image?

The bean was the mayor (and maybe creator, I haven't watched in a while) of the town, but he was also a huge pedophile, so the town tried to portray both aspects.

[Clockwork5]

Are they still mad at the word female?

No, that’s old news. “Boys” is the new taboo word on the banned list of words.

[BisMarckie]

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Imagine being somewhere where theres an active shooter alert and your first instinct is to post about it on era

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm really getting tired of reading rioutoiouzes posts in every thread I decide to read on era.

fix this bork.

[Transhuman]

I'm really getting tired of reading rioutoiouzes posts in every thread I decide to read on era.

fix this bork.

[PogiJones]

Would be nice if they actually addressed it on resetera, but there's no way they'd allow it. They protected him as a poster, now they're gonna protect his memory I guess

The least they could do is send out a tweet and not upload for a day

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm really getting tired of reading rioutoiouzes posts in every thread I decide to read on era.

fix this bork.

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Howd you get into my diary?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

[agrajag]

what's the story behind Cauliflower's beef with riotous?

[agrajag]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

[HaughtyFrank]

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The warning feels like an acknowledgement that he's right

[Occam]

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That would have been the smart thing to do. But that's not the Resetera way.

Losing nearly half your income while achieving nothing is obviously preferable.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-robert-mueller-has-completed-his-russia-investigation-see-staff-post.107085/post-19153100

This is by design and fully intentional by CNN. They will be actively engaged in damage control for Trump in order to ensure his re-election in 2020 in far more insidious ways than Fox News.

[Jansen]

I remember when ubertag was an MS employee and helped me escalate several 360 repairs cuz the dumb cunts tried to deny my extended warranty existed.

Apparently working at MS drives people mad (see stinkles for another example).

[Mr Gilhaney]

valve banned me 7 days from having a profile photo on steam, due to having two men kissing on there. wish i had a reset account right now.

[agrajag]

valve banned me 7 days from having a profile photo on steam, due to having two men kissing on there. wish i had a reset account right now.

real heroes don't wear capes

[thetylerrob]

Never forget Rioutouzese's weird idiot dad

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Not invited to a party my wife was invited to? Implied invited or nah?

Disclaimer: this is more of a question of manners and social etiquette than anything else. I’m not going because I’m playing Sekiro all night anyway. But I am curious.

[Nintex]

Holy shit, REE is losing it over the Mueller report as expected. 

[Clockwork5]

 I mean I’m pretty sure no one wants you at the party, dude.  I’m sure your party topics of conversation range from Black Panther to the Muller report and they definitely don’t want to get lectured when someone shouts “It’s time for shots, boys!!”

[HaughtyFrank]

"I can't believe Susan brought her husband.
 I didn't even send him a separate invite!"

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/renting-is-better-financially-than-buying-a-house.107244/

OP might have made a tiny logic error.

[Uncle]

House prices are a function of rent. A house is worth about 25X what someone would be willing to pay to rent it for one month. In other words, if you could rent it out to someone for $1,000 per month, the house should be worth about $250,000. In high growth markets like San Francisco, this ratio is closer to 40X, and in low growth markets like the rust belt, it’s closer to 15X. But the key idea is that the value of your house is determined by the potential rent.

I have no idea what you are getting at here?

25 times $1000 is $25,000 not $250,000.

 

[Averon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/blacks-at-xbox-incredibly-tone-deaf-update-xbox-communication-manager-explains.107096/page-19

Really tired of white individuals autocorrecting for others when it comes to what they deemed is offensive and therefore telling minorities what they should take offense to, and i say this as a white guy.

I get being an ally, and that is important, but sometimes it feels like the worst case of white privilege when it comes to being taken a back by something that doesnt concern you.

Are you referring to me?

Are you black? Just not being white isn’t an excuse for this shit.

In my post, I literally said I talked to black folks about this thread and the issue. I basically posted the thread on behalf of some folks, black included.

All this information was available when you posted, as mentioned above. You did the bare minimum of research in an attempt to post a 'gotcha' thread.

OP getting shat on for being offended on behalf of black folks. 

White people getting offended on behalf of some minority group has been a staple of Reee since its inception. Don't know why they are getting mad about it now. Some go as far as pretending to black (Enzom). It is all performative wokeness from these people, and that thread is a rare case of it backfiring so spectacularly.
 

[agrajag]

In a contest of who is the most offended there are no winners, only victims.

[Potato]

Not invited to a party my wife was invited to? Implied invited or nah?

Disclaimer: this is more of a question of manners and social etiquette than anything else. I’m not going because I’m playing Sekiro all night anyway. But I am curious.

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I hope she cheats on him. Guy sounds like one of those super needy fuckers that needs constant positive affirmation that everyone likes them. The kind that would intentionally manufacture situations where your loyalty is tested and if you don't pass, then he gets pissed off at you for weeks.

[Tripon]

Not invited to a party my wife was invited to? Implied invited or nah?

Disclaimer: this is more of a question of manners and social etiquette than anything else. I’m not going because I’m playing Sekiro all night anyway. But I am curious.

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I hope she cheats on him. Guy sounds like one of those super needy fuckers that needs constant positive affirmation that everyone likes them. The kind that would intentionally manufacture situations where your loyalty is tested and if you don't pass, then he gets pissed off at you for weeks.

Of course he's fucking invited unless it's some sort of girls night out or small gathering thing that he's not part of their social circle.

Then again, he sure sounds like the type of jerk people are just tired of dealing with, but then his wife wouldn't get the invite in the first place. Go to the fucking party for a couple of hours, claim that the kids or dogs, or whatever have to be checked, then bounce if you can't be bothered to stay.

[paprikastaude]

I mean I’m pretty sure no one wants you at the party, dude.  I’m sure your party topics of conversation range from Black Panther to the Muller report and they definitely don’t want to get lectured when someone shouts “It’s time for shots, boys!!”

Talking about movies wouldn't be a bad start. But probably not when you start to talk about your pride of being part of the cultural impact of a by-the-numbers children's movie and how everyone who dislikes it is a secret nazi and how you wet your pants out of joy because Disney bought Fox.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

House prices are a function of rent. A house is worth about 25X what someone would be willing to pay to rent it for one month. In other words, if you could rent it out to someone for $1,000 per month, the house should be worth about $250,000. In high growth markets like San Francisco, this ratio is closer to 40X, and in low growth markets like the rust belt, it’s closer to 15X. But the key idea is that the value of your house is determined by the potential rent.

I have no idea what you are getting at here?

25 times $1000 is $25,000 not $250,000.

 

this dude totally just got swindled out of his house deposit into some shady investment scheme and is trying to justify it

[Snoopycat_]

Dude has a lot post in wrestling threads.



You know what they say about wrestling fans...

Here's an interesting fact. When Brit broadcaster Sky first started making gay porn available they decided to put it out on Friday nights. They expected to get a ton of viewers but nope. The ratings were really low. They didn't understand why nobody was watching until somebody figured out that the wrestling was on at the same time and that's where the audience was. So they switched gay porn night to a Thursady night and the ratings shot up.

[HaughtyFrank]

Dude has a lot post in wrestling threads.



You know what they say about wrestling fans...

Here's an interesting fact. When Brit broadcaster Sky first started making gay porn available they decided to put it out on Friday nights. They expected to get a ton of viewers but nope. The ratings were really low. They didn't understand why nobody was watching until somebody figured out that the wrestling was on at the same time and that's where the audience was. So they switched gay porn night to a Thursady night and the ratings shot up.

[thisismyusername]

Dude has a lot post in wrestling threads.



You know what they say about wrestling fans...

Here's an interesting fact. When Brit broadcaster Sky first started making gay porn available they decided to put it out on Friday nights. They expected to get a ton of viewers but nope. The ratings were really low. They didn't understand why nobody was watching until somebody figured out that the wrestling was on at the same time and that's where the audience was. So they switched gay porn night to a Thursady night and the ratings shot up.

Wait, a cable channel blasts porn in the UK?

[Snoopycat_]

Dude has a lot post in wrestling threads.



You know what they say about wrestling fans...

Here's an interesting fact. When Brit broadcaster Sky first started making gay porn available they decided to put it out on Friday nights. They expected to get a ton of viewers but nope. The ratings were really low. They didn't understand why nobody was watching until somebody figured out that the wrestling was on at the same time and that's where the audience was. So they switched gay porn night to a Thursady night and the ratings shot up.

Wait, a cable channel blasts porn in the UK?

Yeah. I don't know if they still do it but Sky made a big thing out of their weekly gay night, but nobody knew the gay audience was more into WWE than porn.

[Tripon]

Dude has a lot post in wrestling threads.



You know what they say about wrestling fans...

Here's an interesting fact. When Brit broadcaster Sky first started making gay porn available they decided to put it out on Friday nights. They expected to get a ton of viewers but nope. The ratings were really low. They didn't understand why nobody was watching until somebody figured out that the wrestling was on at the same time and that's where the audience was. So they switched gay porn night to a Thursady night and the ratings shot up.

Wait, a cable channel blasts porn in the UK?

Yeah. I don't know if they still do it but Sky made a big thing out of their weekly gay night, but nobody knew the gay audience was more into WWE than porn.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/not-invited-to-a-party-my-wife-was-invited-to-implied-invited-or-nah.107237/page-3

Why people say SO?

Why don't you say partner?

partner is one word.

Significant other sounds like an over elaborated made up term.

[james]

People have been posting The Wire anD Friday Night Light GIFs for the better part of two years like Mueller is some next coming of Christ. The boot licking and ass kissing of this whole thing has been embarrassing for awhile now and this board and this thread are a prime example of how out of touch they are from the average day American citizen.

When you’re looking for rationale thinking remember this is the same group of people who said the Vita TV would likely dominate the gaming market.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-robert-mueller-has-completed-his-russia-investigation-see-staff-post.107085/post-19163815

[Bore Expert]

There’s a difference between professional wrestling and gay porn?

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-callout-culture-white-privilege.107253/#post-19159655

That thread is a dumpster fire

[Momo]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-callout-culture-white-privilege.107253/#post-19159655

That thread is a dumpster fire

[Transhuman]

There’s a difference between professional wrestling and gay porn?

The difference is gay porn is all scripted

[Kunai With Chain]

There’s a difference between professional wrestling and gay porn?

One is NSFL, the other is gay porn.

[VomKriege]

The whole “Resistance”, a force armed only with gifs and memes, has been embarrassing for a while now. From “Mueller Time” to perp walks to the litany of cringeworthy nicknames for Trump, it’s honestly pushed me further away from the cause. I’m still as eager to see Trump impeached/behind bars as anyone, but I just can’t be associated with that impotent Twitter-rage. Places like /r/politics have devolved into a naive bastion of samey jokes and comments. There’s a huge segment of young voters who get most of their information from the privileged, palette-swapped Muppets on Pod Save America. The reality-shattering truth these people are going to face will hopefully crush their naïveté and get them to focus on actual issues that could help defeat Trump in 2020. That is, if they can ever stop eating each other alive.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-robert-mueller-has-completed-his-russia-investigation-see-staff-post.107085/page-43#post-19166987

 

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/not-invited-to-a-party-my-wife-was-invited-to-implied-invited-or-nah.107237/

Here’s the situation:
My wife was invited to a party tonight at a coworkers house. I’ve met them all before but I don’t know them super well. We’ve done a few things socially with some of the folks but I wouldn’t consider any my “friends”. My wife tells me that most of them think I’m a quiet person, which is true for people I don’t know very well, but I find a rude implication.

I'm sure he can negotiate holding the camera while she gets ran over by 20 dicks.

[VomKriege]

Trump will be the posterboy for every other president from this point on that has done tax fraud, bank fraud, obstruction, or any other crime that could be impeachable. If a Democratic president comes into office and he does anything outside the norm and if the republicans have both the Senate/house and tries to impeach, they Democrats can say "Well Trump did this, and where was your impeach vote then?". If a democratic president gets impeached for less than what Trump did, I expect riots, threats, civil war...etc.

Take a sit, breath and let's take things one after another there mate.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-robert-mueller-has-completed-his-russia-investigation-see-staff-post.107085/page-43#post-19168949

[Potato]

It's almost funny watching these idiots come to the realisation that charging someone with an actual crime requires more evidence than a tweeted accusation without corroborating evidence and an article from a biased political blog based on rumour and innuendo where the "source" doesn't even put their name to the quotes.

Don't get me wrong, as an Australian, I want to see Trump removed from office and behind bars as soon as possible, but if the evidence isn't there, then that's not going to happen, regardless of the number of people willing to dish up the dirt "off the record".

Any thread on REEEEE regarding Mueller has been embarrassing to watch and the willingness of these idiots to just take any story from any source as gospel is unbelievable.

I hope Mueller has provided the necessary evidence to remove the orange Muppet from office, I really do, but if he hasn't been able to find it, I hope those morons on REEEE manage to self-reflect and learn to be a little more discerning on the type of media outlets they trust.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Spoken like a true russian.

[FStop7]

Holy shit, REE is losing it over the Mueller report as expected. 

The coverage of it is ridiculous.  They literally have nothing new to say other than it’s been released.  But they’ve all drawn conclusions.  How about pushing for it to be released, in full, and then actually reading it.   

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Keep it in the primary thread!

 


Oh wait

[VomKriege]

I wouldn't say they lost their minds but there's a lot of grasping at straws and conjuring meaningful signs from nothing.

[headwalk]

seeing someone as guilty as trump get away with it makes me glad that through social media we've evolved past the need for stodgy, archaic legal institutions when it comes to dishing out justice.