You want a shitty day? I just heard the news that Taco Bell is spiking footballs into America's anus. And then, before I go out with my family, my neighbors comes by and informs me that my cow hanged itself in her backyard. I go over to the backyard and I see her hanging there, stiff and lifeless. I put her in a bag and prepare to bury her later. WE TALK ABOUT IT, but we decide to go out anyway. Everyone's in a sour mood. Then, as we open the front door, my cow comes out from behind our barn, mooing to get out. Sure enough, the cow that hanged itself, despite having the same identical fur pattern and taste... was another random cow. After an up and down 30 minutes like that, I kinda got in that 'none of this Taco Bell shit matters.' Like, I"m done giving Taco Bell room in my stomach. I know he's bad for me, and nothing will change that. So, time to focus on a positive candidate in whom I can believe. Burger King.