River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[bork]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1114304118045270018

 

[bork]

Wait, would that piss off religious-types?  If so, do it.

[Jenkem]

He wants the game to span hundreds of years worth of time?

 

[Straight Edge]

As long as you get branching story options like choosing between giving Lot's daughters or the angels to the people of Sodom to rape, I'm in.

[Rahxephon91]

Literally never witnessed anyone wearing a MAGA hat.

I have and to be honest they weren’t douches or anything. I mean I won’t lie and say I didn’t have my own snap judgements of them, but they weren’t monsters like Ree thinks they’d be.

[stufte]

Literally never witnessed anyone wearing a MAGA hat.

I have and to be honest they weren’t douches or anything. I mean I won’t lie and say I didn’t have my own snap judgements of them, but they weren’t monsters like Ree thinks they’d be.

Exactly my thoughts. If they say or do anything shitty? Fine, go off.

[clothedmacuser]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1114304118045270018

 

I want neolithic Ass Creed.



You must kill Ugg from two tribe over.  Use rock, bash head.  Steal fire. 

Or, Men of the Water have Antler Horn of Power.  Steal it and grant it's magical powers to your tribe.


Also, evolution is not real in the Creed Universe so I don't know if that could work.

[FStop7]

what is an enraged Mankey? Is this what the game Ape Out warned us about?

It’s not the hat.  It’s the principle.

[Don Rumata]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1114304118045270018

 

Not very.
Assassin's Creed games should at least TRY to be somewhat historically plausible... then again Odyssey kind of shat on that idea.

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1114304118045270018

 

Not very.
Assassin's Creed games should at least TRY to be somewhat historically plausible... then again Odyssey kind of shat on that idea.

Fist fighting the pope and meeting a fourth wall breaking hologram at the end in AssCreed2 kind of already shat on the whole concept.

[Don Rumata]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1114304118045270018

 

Not very.
Assassin's Creed games should at least TRY to be somewhat historically plausible... then again Odyssey kind of shat on that idea.

Fist fighting the pope and meeting a fourth wall breaking hologram at the end in AssCreed2 kind of already shat on the whole concept.

The hologram is the gimmick on top of it, the twist if you will, so i don't think that really goes against it.
They could do the "Jesus had the Apple of Eden" thing, and that would work out, but if they start to base the whole premise on just absurd Bible myths, then it destroys the premise itself.

The idea is to apply the Sci-Fi element of the Apple of Eden (and Templar/Assassin) to "realistic" settings, not to inject their sci-fi in already completely fantastic settings.

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1114304118045270018

 

Not very.
Assassin's Creed games should at least TRY to be somewhat historically plausible... then again Odyssey kind of shat on that idea.

Fist fighting the pope and meeting a fourth wall breaking hologram at the end in AssCreed2 kind of already shat on the whole concept.

The hologram is the gimmick on top of it, the twist if you will, so i don't think that really goes against it.
They could do the "Jesus had the Apple of Eden" thing, and that would work out, but if they start to base the whole premise on just absurd Bible myths, then it destroys the premise itself.

The idea is to apply the Sci-Fi element of the Apple of Eden (and Templar/Assassin) to "realistic" settings, not to inject their sci-fi in already completely fantastic settings.

The premise is mostly fantastic with Sci-Fi mumbo jumbo throwed there to justify the setting. The Apple thing was so in the nose and annoying since AssCreed2 because the game already broke the suspension of disbelief and was desperate to being taken seriously.

That the series is becoming way more fantastical just speaks how little of importance is all the Templar/Assasin conflict is and how the games probably would work better (story wise) as new IPs.

[Transhuman]

In my ideal Assassin's Creed game Noah eats your asshole, then you get double teamed by David & Goliath, then you try to fuck Job- but he's secretly a templar. How cool would that be.

[Don Rumata]

I mean i don't disagree that the story sucks, but i don't see how that invalidates my point that it's supposed to be fantastical elements overlapped with real events (however historically botched) rather than fantastical elements overlapped with fantastical events.

[Transhuman]

You've never heard of a guy getting his asshole eaten? Nothing fantastical about it

[Don Rumata]

You've never heard of a guy getting his asshole eaten? Nothing fantastic about it

No i usually mute the video when i watch that.

[Boredfrom]

I mean i don't disagree that the story sucks, but i don't see how that invalidates my point that it's supposed to be fantastical elements overlapped with real events (however historically botched) rather than fantastical elements overlapped with fantastical events.

I mostly saying that the novelty of fantastical elements in real world events died almost instantly for me since AssCreed 2 so I feel indiferent about the games getting more crazy about it (though, I agree that the Jason idea of the Bible stuff sounds hilariously awful).

[clothedmacuser]

No.  Talk more of caveman Creed.

Gronk wife "Taken."  You, Chooba rescue her!  Take pointy stick and rock-sharp.  Ooooga!  Boooga!

[clothedmacuser]

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underrated movie. starring tommy chong's daughter

Rae Dawn Chong?  I never realized.


Also, hot as fuck and naked
 

https://img4.hotnessrater.com/476499/rae-dawn-chong-nude.jpg?w=4000&h=6000

[clothedmacuser]

Oh, I know.  I love that movie.  Those sweet black boobies.

Anything about the transition from pre-human to human fascinates me.  And Ron Perlman said the entire time they shot that movie the crew could see his big swinging balls. 

[tuna_love]

Are there any other good movies about prehistoric humans? I didn't think there were until I saw Quest for Fire. I haven't seen Clan of the Cave Bear, though...

Maybe related, I remember enjoying this as a kid. Would this pass the smell test these days?

i would play this ass creed

[Don Rumata]

You're in luck, brother. She spends the whole damn movie looking like this:

 

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[team filler]

You're in luck, brother. She spends the whole damn movie looking like this:

 

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[VomKriege]

You a Trump supporter? Also, welcome to Era.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-will-you-vote-for-us-president-in-2020.109490/page-5#post-19533264

[Jenkem]

[Bananas]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/non-binary-traffic-lights-in-trafalgar-square-london-i-never-knew-these-existed.1475117/page-2#post-253940189

I used to be a member of a forum way back in 2006 that had a lot of gay members and prissy and very self centered is how I would describe most of them.

Obviously I don't want to be homophobic, that's not everyone who's gay, but it's a healthy number

Thank God he said he's not homophobic. 

[Potato]

You a Trump supporter? Also, welcome to Era.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-will-you-vote-for-us-president-in-2020.109490/page-5#post-19533264

What is the point of a thread like that on that place? Obviously a trap thread trying to out the Republican voters.

[Potato]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/non-binary-traffic-lights-in-trafalgar-square-london-i-never-knew-these-existed.1475117/page-2#post-253940189

I used to be a member of a forum way back in 2006 that had a lot of gay members and prissy and very self centered is how I would describe most of them.

Obviously I don't want to be homophobic, that's not everyone who's gay, but it's a healthy number

Thank God he said he's not homophobic. 

He didn't say he wasn't homophobic, just that he didn't WANT to be homophobic.

[Straight Edge]

You a Trump supporter? Also, welcome to Era.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-will-you-vote-for-us-president-in-2020.109490/page-5#post-19533264

What is the point of a thread like that on that place? Obviously a trap thread trying to out the Republican voters.

It’s April 2019. This is a hypothetical question based on nothing. This thread is closed.

The poll choices are basically "Democrat" or "Republican". What is hypothetical about that?

[BisMarckie]

Poll choices

Socialist elections

[Transhuman]

"Based on nothing" They act like the campaign year is the only thing you can base your preference on. Not years of political service combined with the knowledge and capability to deliver positive reform. Maybe decide who you want to vote for before listening to all the clickbait, controversy, mudslinging, likeability bullshit.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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[Raist]

Ooooh, the dumb snap ban thing wasn't just a one off but an ongoing adventure like a D&D campaign or something with new ent-

So your challenge for today: pick one of the Avengers to receive a ban until the 26th of April. Unlike the snap, there's no coward's way out of this one. If you take it, you're staying banned for the duration. In order to make the choice 100 Avengers must agree on the user.

Nevermind carry on.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/only-half-of-those-who-posted-in-this-thread-are-still-unbanned-can-you-defeat-thanos-and-avenge-the-fallen-check-highlights-for-challenge-2.107809/page-124#post-19567469

[Cauliflower Of Love]

 bernie gonna sweep this shit

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1114304118045270018

 

They should make an Assassins Creed - like the war its based on - set in the most important event of our modern lives; #gamergate.
Team up with Assassin Brianna Wu to stop the Templar plot to drop rocks from the moon.
Unlock the Twitter upgrade that expands your ammo from 140 characters to 280.
Invent new words like "sealion" and "milkshake duck" to destroy the templars with the power of semiotics (and also anyone you think might be a templar. Or anyone you just don't like in general. Or argued with once.)

DO IT YOU COWARDS

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/minecraft-is-now-officially-from-space-a-new-splash-adds-the-famous-tweet.109904/post-19578088

yeah, sorry, no.
This is still a dick move by MS.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

That's just crazy to me sorry. You can't change history because it doesn't suit your world view unfortunately.

A credit is like a statue. After a while you discover a person isn't as good as once thought, and decide they shouldn't be honored and you take their statue down.

No it isn't. It's the acknowledgement of the creator of a work.


where did this come from? who wrote this? what is it even about? Nobody knows! It just magically appeared!

nah, fuck your #cancelled culture.
R Kelly might be a urolagniac ephebophile - and let's be clear, thats way fucking worse than 'being a dick on twitter' is - but he's also the creator of songs, and if you have a problem with seperating creator from product, sucks for you that you can't enjoy that product any more.

But you don;t get to fucking erase the creator so you can 'guilt free' enjoy a work. Fuck that noise.

[Transhuman]

I agree except for the word 'might'

[Rahxephon91]

I hope it comes out that Kojima has some shitty views and watch as Ree loses their minds.

[venereology]

they ignored the stuff about naughty dog's sexual harassment and shitty treatment of workers immediately.

[Raist]

I hope it comes out that Kojima has some shitty views and watch as Ree loses their minds.

?

Did you miss the endless bitching about Quiet in MGSV?

[Transhuman]

What about Quiet? Did they not like her hair or something?

[bork]

What about Quiet? Did they not like her hair or something?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

What about Quiet? Did they not like her hair or something?

that was bayonetta

[nachobro]

notch is still in the credits you big baby

[Tripon]

Minecraft by everyone, including Notch.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

notch is still in the credits you big baby

that threads full of people saying "good notch is a horrible person* and should have all credit removed".
Like... that was the point of that original tweet

*said things I don't like on twitter, and thats all a person amounts to

[nachobro]

i'm just not seeing the dick move when hes still in the credits

[Boredfrom]

I think he is saying that RE is being specially  stupid about it. Notch is a dick but unperson him is also pretty stupid move to do.

[nachobro]

he said it was a dick move by MS. i'm curious why this is so other than "i don't actually know the full story"

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

i'm just not seeing the dick move when hes still in the credits

they went through and removed all references in the splash screen texts, a bunch of which I ca only presume he added in the first place.
its like if nintendo went and removed the chris houlihan room in LTTP because turns out hes an anti-vaxxer or some shit

[nachobro]

ok? you're whining about creators not being credited. he is credited. the splash screens have been rotating messages for like a decade now, not really a big deal.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

ok? you're whining about creators not being credited. he is credited.

no, its a 2 part argument;
1) MS are pulling a dick move by ctrl+f delete all references to notch in splashscreen.txt
2) Era and twitterati are assholes for cheering removal of a creator credit because they don;t like the creator, and if it was up to them Mincecraft would be a thing that came from space that nobody had any contribution towards but that emerged fully formed for MS to then monetise

[nachobro]

you can just say you jumped the gun on your outrage rather than moving goalposts so you can still be right like a resetti poster.

[Boredfrom]

I agree that is not a big deal if he is still credited. Mocking Era for going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is kind of different.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The decryption key to it being a 2 part argument is it being 2 separate responses to 2 separate quoted posts

[BisMarckie]

 you autístys

[Tripon]

Minecraft is an evolving game about a decade old at this point. I mean, it'll be one thing if Notch was still involved somehow with Mojang and Minecraft, it'll be one thing, but he's been out since the sale to Microsoft. If anything, I'd chalk this with Microsoft not want to associate the game with any one person just so it'll be easier for their own branding purposes.

[nachobro]

you said it was a dick move to remove the credit by ms. the credit was not removed. you said creators deserve to get credit. he is credited.

jesus this thread likes to pretend they are so much more intellegent and "critical thinkers" unlike resetti, but you really just HATE to be told that you jumped the gun and got outraged for no reason so you'll just keep making shit up.

[Transhuman]

Why should he recieve any credit? All he did was design all the fundamental gameplay and code it.