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[Momo]

what the heck is going on here

MODS HELP

[Joe Molotov]

this thread is gay af

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I wonder what's going on at neogaf.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/candace-owens-speaks-to-the-house-judiciary-committee.1475813/

oh

yikes.

[agrajag]

Evilore stanning for Candace Owens to pander to his right wing base, what a time to be alive.

[jorma]

Besides Norm Macdonald has any comedian actually had a "roast" performance that was funny? Roasts seem like they are for edgelords and the complete opposite of funny.

I always enjoyed Greg Giraldo and Jeff Ross's wits, but I'm no "comedy expert" like you.

It just seems so dumb, especially when it's a "roast battle". I'm roped into one. It's fucking dogshit. It'd help if the guy I was roasting was a douche but I like him.

wait, what. you don't want to insult a guy if you like him? how are you even strayan, mate?

i bet you've never even put another shrimp on the barbie, you fraud.

[Great Rumbler]

Men and whites are leaving NeoGAF in droves!

[Great Rumbler]

Besides Norm Macdonald has any comedian actually had a "roast" performance that was funny? Roasts seem like they are for edgelords and the complete opposite of funny.

Modern roasts are trash, it's all about The Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts. 

[nachobro]

trashuman is so shitty at comedy he can't even get likes on the bore

[Potato]

I agree. WTF? Taking the piss out of someone is only fun when you like them.

[agrajag]

taking the piss? I knew you were a Russian Trump agent

[BIONIC]

this thread is gay af

Just like you with your brother

#ReleaseTheTapes

[agrajag]

Lol guys, check out this moron he tried to "gotcha" Candace Owens with her own quote normalizing Hitler, what a hack amirite

[benjipwns]

I wonder how he's looking these days;  he's probably kinda poor now... no way he's pulling in ladies or anything either like he kind of seemed to before when he was briefly rich.

I honestly feel bad for the guy, can't help it, but I still hate him.

Hitler?

[nachobro]

Hitlore

[Cauliflower Of Love]

To put it another way, we still vilify the modern chapters of Nazis because of what their ideology did in the past.

 

[benjipwns]

[benjipwns]

unban me and filler hitlore

[agrajag]

Cauli, is that an Evilore quote? 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Maybe, I'm not sure if he's posting as alts talking to himself by this point. It was from dun dun.

I just went back to check the thread and they've removed like half the thread including where that line came from.



e: nevermind they have two threads about candace and nazis are good!

[benjipwns]

I feel the exact opposite. This forum is way too lenient and lets too much shit slide to the point of marginalization being rampant and literally leading to women and poc leaving this forum because of piece of shit trolls guising their hatred and bigotry in a veil of civility.

User Banned - Posting threads about bans

do we count the first one or nah?

User Banned (Permanent): Returning from a ban to create a troll thread, making transphobic jokes, previous severe infractions

Mod says something.
User: He said something.

User banned (9 days): assuming gender of mods

[agrajag]

do you receive a ban if you assume a mod's gender correctly? A fair policy would require them to action all gender assumptions.

[Occam]

What's with all those wusses joining The Bore using different usernames than on Resetera? Incredibly spineless, just like simultaneously continuing to post on RE and pretending to be ok with all the enacted stupidity. Then again, if you are still on RE at this point, you have to be a pretty submissive person.

 

sign up for new services with new usernames, don't get hacked or doxxed, interwebs 101

In general I agree, and if it's a completely new community, sure. But this forum is directly related to the others we make fun of. Not the same thing as joining an unrelated service.

[Lonewulfeus]

Remember the roast with Ann Coulter?  Wasn’t she a riot

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Edit: Top of the Page Asia Akira

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

Remember the roast with Ann Coulter?  Wasn’t she a riot

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Seeing Jewel take a shit on coulter was one of the greatest moments in my life.

[benjipwns]

The world is becoming more and more right wing.... is there any country that's leaning to the left?

We're not totally doomed yet. However the right inevitably breeds even more extremism and more protectionist states. Are we seriously going to need some kind of World War again to "awaken" us to the horrors it brings and a realignment back to some semblance of peace again for another brief period of time before we rinse and repeat .. urgh.

I'm pretty sure Canada just veered right because of some stupid stuff Trudeau did but I'm not up to date on it.

Aren't they about to pass a law that the Prime Minister can not be indicted? You're gonna go full Trump there but worse because Netanyahu can stay PM for decades.

Can we criticize Israel yet

Netenyahu elected 5 straight times.

Is Israel still immune from criticism?

It appears that Arab parties have lost three seats in the Knesset in this election, after calls within the Arab community, which makes up almost a fifth of Israel’s population, to boycott the election.

Coulda won but accellerationists stayed home? Sounds familiar.

Yup boycotts stay winning and giving the world the worst case scenarios every time.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-woman-on-the-bus-touched-my-dick.110508/

User Banned (Duration Pending): Consistent history of making inflammatory and inappropriate topics; numerous infractions for trolling

but OP is not banned after all?

[benjipwns]

Seeing Jewel take a shit on coulter was one of the greatest moments in my life.

post link in NSFW thread please

[team filler]

"There she is. My fucking middle-school bully, still making a name for herself by being a complete and total garbage human.

Thanks, Candace".
 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/candace-owens-gets-shown-her-own-hitler-speech-at-white-nationalism-hearing.110556/page-2#post-19691536

Come on, breh.

Pee eMm

[Lonewulfeus]

Remember the roast with Ann Coulter?  Wasn’t she a riot

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What did I ever do to you?

It’s just a play on words, don’t make a big thing about it.  If Assy was still here it would have been him and it would have applied

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-woman-on-the-bus-touched-my-dick.110508/

User Banned (Duration Pending): Consistent history of making inflammatory and inappropriate topics; numerous infractions for trolling

but OP is not banned after all?

Mods forgetting how to ban? Not likely. Maybe he posted proof.

[HaughtyFrank]

Jonah Hill absolutely killed at the James Franco roast

[benjipwns]

Read that as "Seeing Jewel take a shit on the counter"

post link in NSFW thread please

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/candace-owens-gets-shown-her-own-hitler-speech-at-white-nationalism-hearing.110556/post-19708069

Does this poster not realize RE has their own paid tier directly based on the idea that started as the joke GAF Gold?

Loooool, no way. He actually did this?

He did. The beautiful about this is the fools are getting features which are free here (and honestly the Ads there were gretting very agressive). Honestly I haven't visited the site for months. They are not even worth to troll, and according to Alexa the site is sinking more and more, which is good.

I would imagine that if what he claimed about once being offered five million and later ten million dollars for the site was true, seeing it become nearly worthless almost overnight would be a pretty good way to lose one's mind.

Nearly worthless over his own actions coming to light, mind you.

Remember how viciously he tried to push himself as progressive like his Obama photo op or how hostile he got over keeping the Pride logo up for months after most would’ve taken it down? Do the 3 people there now know?

There are far more active and popular sites for Alt Right masturbation and the novelty of a once very progressive forum gone hard right has lost that shine a year and a half after the fact to both left and right. It's just another online hovel that lost everything that was unique about it and is facing steep competition from all sides.

I might cop a ban for this, as cross forum drama is frowned upon but fuck it. The shower goblin himself EviLore is defending that hag over at the old place. And I'm not surprised. No wonder that place only attracts bottom feeders now.

I wonder if he’ll hit up her DM’s all like “bitches be bi amiright”.

[benjipwns]

I have a Scottish flag tattooed on my arm. I pray every day that Scotland doesn't invade Poland or some other shit.

of course he does

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[joeboy101]

User Banned:  Fat Shaming.Just met her;  in real life she looks like she just ate Candace Owens.

Post link in NSFW thread please. 

[benjipwns]

User Banned (3 Days): Trolling a sensitive thread over a series of posts

Are you in America?

Get a gun and then confront her.

What if you yourself kept running back and forth between rooms nonstop for several minutes? If she's a larger person I bet she'll eventually get winded and have to stop.

Listen to hinchy here and start doing wind sprints, you'll get fitter and we'll smoke this creeper out.

On the other hand, it may lead to your stalker having some seriously good cardio.

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[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/amazon%E2%80%99s-shipping-is-really-grinding-my-gears.110611/

Ordered a monitor mount last Wednesday. Chose free shipping since I’d rather wait and save $10. I figure, whatever, they’ll just ship it on some slow ass cheap service.

Estimated delivery is between tomorrow and Friday. These motherfuckers still haven’t shipped it out. It’s not a cost-saving issue for them, they’d rather punish me for not paying for Prime/shipping. It’s still gonna be next-day/two-day shipping. They’re literally just holding onto it as a fuck you.

It’s not the wait I mind, it’s their assholish business decisions.

ITT: people missing the point and not reading the entire post.

Just to reiterate for you guys trying to shit up the thread:

• I don’t care about the wait. I knew the ETA when I ordered.
• The item still hasn’t shipped. They’re holding onto it for no reason.That’s what annoys me.

ITP a poster replying to the OP without knowing it because they haven’t read the thread.

ITT: people who think Amazon doesn’t want to push more people to pay for more expensive shipping.

People in here whiteknighting for Amazon like what the hell?

Because it’s simply anti-consumer.

I don’t understand how you guys can’t read the two separate times I said I don’t mind the wait. Nowhere have I complained that it’s late.

It’s simply a bullshit tactic to push people to pay for shipping that inconveniences the customer.

People love to complain about ISPs throttling and otherwise arbitrarily downgrading their internet, but heaven forbid I complain about Amazon arbitrarily slowing down their shipping.

Yeah, as a customer I am entitled to things. Shocking revelation, I know.

You gonna ignore the other dude in the thread saying Amazon started holding his shit after he was getting it next day, or are you gonna just shit up my thread with pointless arguing

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

Normally I would not be bothered by being followed around

buddy sounds schizo btw.

[benjipwns]

User Banned (1 week): Racist rhetoric

The simple solution there is to send the parents a letter saying that if they continue to withdraw the children from school, then they will have to find a new school.

Nah the government should revoke citizenship from those who hold sub human beliefs. Show that type of person is not welcome there.

[benjipwns]

dis argument is hott, both guys got banned: https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-an-easy-mode-has-never-ruined-a-game.109436/post-19676624

Wrong again buddy. How do you bridge this shit opinion from me asking for god mode or easy mode? Sorry I can't give the answer to every disability or difficulty. You are engaging with the Nirvana fallacy and are asking me to solve every problem that I can't conceive of. The point of my advocacy is to draw attention to gamers with disabilities, and developers can help with these problems in a variety of ways and many of which I can't conceive off of the top of my fucking head.

Don't worry though a lot of people have already thought of fantastic solutions that can suit a variety of games and players alike http://gameaccessibilityguidelines.com/

Personally I get massively triggered by people who use their disability (or race and gender) to shut down progressive solutions or discussions about helping those in need. Get out of here with that shit.

wow what a super progressive dude who makes use of language that belittles and makes fun of rape survivors and ptsd sufferers to describe their experience of getting some pushback in an internet discussion

Nice, you're too dumb to address my argument! Yeah I would tell any one of these people to shut the fuck up if they were, for example, a women at an abortion clinic telling rape survivors that they are going to hell for giving up their baby.

you're using faux progressiveness as a bludgeon to shut down the points of other posters. if you can't do so without using alt-right lingo, i'm not going to think you're arguing in good faith, and yes won't waste time responding to your posts

stop using alt-right language like "triggered" and maybe people will take you seriously when you pretend to care about people with disabilities

also, nice use of ableist language like "dumb"

You are painting me as an alt-righter because I'm advocating for non-typIcal gamers? Woof that is a wild take from the only person who thinks there is a conspiracy to ruin games under the guise of 'mah diability'

Get some air, guy.

no, but for using language like "triggered" in a way that makes light of victims of sexual abuse and sufferers of ptsd

(also i didn't even say that you're alt-right, just that you use alt-right lingo)

you seem to struggle with reading compression. maybe you need an easy mode version of era

I used it to describe myself my guy, but go ahead keep up with the derail and misrepresentation of my argument by calling me alt-right.

yes you used language coined by survivors of rape to describe your personal experience of facing disagreement on an internet forum, thereby implying that the two are in anyway comparable

yikes

(and again, i never called you alt-right, just pointed out that you used alt-right language, which you did)

Yeah and derailing and misrepresenting my argument are one of the core tenants of the internet alt-righter, but I'll let the mods decide if your speech is appropriate.

i never called you alt-right, everyone can see that you repeatedly misrepresent my posts by saying i called you alt-right when i never did

(i am sure you think such deliberate misrepresentation of my posts will help you in your attempts to ban bait me)

i just said you used alt-right language, which you indeed did use

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-switch-has-become-the-new-destination-for-questionable-fan-service-games-in-the-portable-market.110700/

Pedo games are a-ok if Nintendo allows them

[benjipwns]

when stufte going on Headline News?

https://twitter.com/hlntv/status/1115680407331074049

[joeboy101]

when stufte going on Headline News?

https://twitter.com/hlntv/status/1115680407331074049

Didn’t she throw a hissy fit a while back, whinging at being called a game designer?

 

[benjipwns]

i assume it was because of this interview, she should change her twitter name to "Expert in Unreal Brianna Wu 2020" imo

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1115993901012332546

[benjipwns]

middle of the page Brianna Wu

 

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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

No.
No, I cannot contribute $5, $10 or $25.

[nachobro]

jesus, imagine thinking that's a good picture of yourself to put all over your marketing materials

white bish equivelent of

[benjipwns]

last year all her campaign stuff had her looking stern/angry/etc. or on her motorcycle with her helmet on, then i guess someone in the party or something must have told her to put a smile on that face because then she had a bunch of pictures of her doing that creepy smile randomly

it's like the only one she does, with her wearing that single black dress to every event you probably could have done a crazy version of that "girl makes same face in every picture" gif with them

[Nintex]

people not to take seriously on the bore:

filler, Nintex, Pogi, marrec, Mandark, Great Rumbler, bork

you're welome bud, enjoy your stay

Thanks. marrec is the only obvious one that jumps out at me.

filler throws me pity likes so we’re instant bffs as far as I’m concerned.

Lord Pogi saved me from Era. Forever in his debt.

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

That's such a terrible political logo/layout

[Nintex]

I always mix her up with Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn and the other forms that alien lifeform takes.

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Bu bu Nintex!! I've seen a picture of them in same room friend. Checkmate

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[benjipwns]

other than how it was famed Unreal Expert Brianna Wu, i took an interest in her campaign because it was a Twitter person entering politics almost randomly at a high level and thinking they could tweet their way into office

she was originally running on her record as a technology expert, but nobody cared so she tried to suck up to the Justice Democrats to get their endorsement and help but she refused to do anything they said after tweeting out that she now supported MedicareForAll so they abandoned her, i don't remember if she even managed to get their endorsement

there were some reports from people who worked on the campaign that voters were confusing her with Michelle Wu who is a somewhat popular Boston area politician and then when told no "BRIANNA WU, video game creator" they wouldn't talk to people anymore

i have no idea what her campaign plan is this time, she burned everybody that offered to help last time i can't imagine they come back for a second run, the people who worked for her were saying that she refused to do any local events or media and just wanted to do national news interviews about GamerGate or misogyny in tech companies, etc. or tweet, it was only after polling came out that she actually started showing up to local party events because it was allowing the incumbent to ignore them all and she was getting offended that the events weren't being rescheduled and reorganized to focus on her appearing

i trust most of the accounts i have seen from "campaign staff" because they sound normal about first time candidates in general, plus additionally sound like things Wu has always done or people who immediately run for high office expecting to win, the one guy who posted quite a bit of stuff on Kiwifarms after someone tracked him down and answered a lot of questions after getting "fired" from her campaign weeks after he quit said positive things about her husband (which fits with Revolution 60 stories) and said he's worked for worse candidates but he saw the writing on the wall because she didn't care and wouldn't listen to anybody and that always was a failing campaign in his experience but he still supported her and hoped she won the primary, learned from it, etc.

also like Revolution 60 she hired a bunch of people off a party list, then realized that cost money, and they kept quitting on her, the campaign got better after her husband essentially took over, i dunno what he sees in her but Frank seems like a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

Frank Wu > Frank O'Connor

probably writes better sci-fi too

[nachobro]

I always mix her up with Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn and the other forms that alien lifeform takes.

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Bu bu Nintex!! I've seen a picture of them in same room friend. Checkmate

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digitally multitasking in the analog

[samir]

Is Brianna Wu post-op?

[nachobro]

i thought i read that Wu did well for a first time candidate but maybe not...or it was info coming from her camp

[benjipwns]

yes, samir

also Zoe Quinn and Brianna Wu pretty much hate each other, Zoe warned all the people in CON not to associate with her because she recognized a fellow grifter who would lie about anything

which was obviously to cover up the fact that they're the same person

i thought i read that Wu did well for a first time candidate but maybe not...or it was info coming from her camp

considering how much money she spent in a campaign the incumbent was ignoring and with a party eager to challenge him from the left, she should have really done better

it's typical for first time candidates to not realize the outline of a race and focus on their own personal interests over vote chasing though, sometimes it actually works (look at Trump), but a lot of times if nobody cares about GamerGate it might not do so well as say campaigning on a hodge podge of Justice Democrats grab bag issues while the incumbent ignores you as you GO TO EVERYTHING AND TALK TO ANYONE like Sandy did

[agrajag]

fReeeeee

 

[HaughtyFrank]

dis argument is hott, both guys got banned

Wow I can't decide which one is more annoying

[Nintex]

other than how it was famed Business Expert Donald Trump, i took an interest in his campaign because it was a Twitter person entering politics almost randomly at a high level and thinking they could tweet their way into office

He was originally running on her record as a business expert, but nobody cared so he tried to suck up to the KKK to get their endorsement and help but he refused to do anything they said after tweeting out that he now supported Israel so they abandoned him, i don't remember if he even managed to get their endorsement

there were some reports from people who worked on the campaign that voters were confusing him with Donald Duck who is a somewhat popular Disney character and then when told no "Donald Trump, business expert" they wouldn't talk to people anymore

i have no idea what his campaign plan is this time, he burned everybody that offered to help last time i can't imagine they come back for a second run, the people who worked for him were saying that he refused to do any local events or media and just wanted to do national news interviews about the Birth Certificate or firings in steel companies, etc. or tweet, it was only after polling came out that he actually started showing up to local party events because it was allowing the incumbent to ignore them all and he was getting offended that the events weren't being rescheduled and reorganized to focus on his appearing

i trust most of the accounts i have seen from "campaign staff" because they sound normal about first time candidates in general, plus additionally sound like things Trump has always done or people who immediately run for high office expecting to win, the one guy who posted quite a bit of stuff on Axios after someone tracked him down and answered a lot of questions after getting "fired" from his campaign weeks after he quit said positive things about his son in law (which fits with Revolution 60 stories) and said he's worked for worse candidates but he saw the writing on the wall because he didn't care and wouldn't listen to anybody and that always was a failing campaign in his experience but he still supported him and hoped he won the primary, learned from it, etc.

also like Revolution 60 he hired a bunch of people off a party list, then realized that cost money, and they kept quitting on him, the campaign got better after his son in law essentially took over, i dunno what he sees in him but Jared seems like a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

Jared Kushner > Donald Trump

probably writes better reality TV too