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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16260 on: May 21, 2019, 08:00:01 AM »
https://resetera.com//threads/what-does-weeaboo-weeb-mean-to-you.118119/post-20978408
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For me, the word as a bad connotation. It's used by somebody that hates Japanese culture to denigrate somebody else that does. The w-word is similar to the n-word however. Between fans of Japanese media, it can be used to poke fun of oneself and becomes an insult otherwise. Some people, like me, doesn't like to be called the w-word at all. Can I love Japanese media without being called the w-word. I believe that, yes, I can.

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« Reply #16261 on: May 21, 2019, 08:03:16 AM »
like half of those Poli_ dopes don't predate 2015, hell, there are prominent ones who don't predate ResetERA.com (since no one would ever sign up there under a brand new name and pretend to have no history other than as a lurker)

you could probably go in there and trigger near everybody by dismissing the well debunked claims of the state as to its legitimacy

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16262 on: May 21, 2019, 08:07:00 AM »
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For me, the word as a bad connotation. It's used by somebody that hates Japanese culture to denigrate somebody else that does. The w-word is similar to the n-word however. Between fans of Japanese media, it can be used to poke fun of oneself and becomes an insult otherwise. Some people, like me, doesn't like to be called the w-word at all. Can I love Japanese media without being called the w-word. I believe that, yes, I can.

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« Reply #16263 on: May 21, 2019, 08:07:37 AM »
Frankly, I think impeachment is necessary to assure total victory in 2020.

What we’re looking at now is something like Biden cruising to an easy, feel-good win over Trump in some key swing states that gives certain, less politically inclined voters to wipe their forehead and stop paying attention once things are back to “normal.”

The fact that Trump is president is anything but normal. So is the reckless degree to which he’s cheated the law to get there, is currently doing so now, and that the Republican Party seems to be operating solely to give him cover.

What Democrats need to do is convince the country that his actions demand impeachment. And when McConnell and co. let him off the hook, drive that narrative hard - they failed to do their jobs. They are part of the problem. They should be removed from office by the most convenient means necessary. Hey, isn’t there an election right around the corner?
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I agree. We're not just fighting over who has control in 2020 - though that's important - we're also fighting over what the Trump legacy is. I think in order for the Republic to be safe, the Trump presidency has to turn into an "anti-precedent."

Anti-precedential cases come from Supreme Court decisions that are so widely considered to have been decided incorrectly that citing the case as precedent actually makes people less likely to believe that it should be the law of the land. The Dred Scott Decision is one example; many others are actually technically good law. Koremasu, the case that allowed for the interment of Japanese Americans, is one such case, despite never having been formally overturned by the court, as is Buck V. Bell, the case that legalized eugenics programs with Oliver Wendell Holmes writing "Three Generations of Imbeciles are enough."

I think this kind of applies to presidencies, too. There's presidents where when someone says a president did such and such a thing, it's taken to mean "well, things didn't go to shit that time, so it can't be too crazy a policy." And there are some presidents where a tactic simply being associated with the president makes everyone's hairs stand on end. W. Bush was widely loathed in the last terms of his office, facing lower approval ratings than even Nixon did, but he never got tarred with the "absolute failure" brush hard enough for "Bush did X thing" to mean "you absolutely can't do that," as opposed to "How bad could it be?" Nixon is the most obvious anti-precedential president, where "Nixonian" is a term of abuse and where "well, Nixon did X" is taken as a good reason not to do X.

We need Trump's legacy to be Nixon's, not Bush's.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16265 on: May 21, 2019, 08:41:24 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16266 on: May 21, 2019, 08:42:11 AM »
 :nope weeaboos


 :ohyeah wehraboos
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16267 on: May 21, 2019, 08:43:19 AM »
wow how did i miss the official campaign ad for this thread


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« Reply #16268 on: May 21, 2019, 08:54:10 AM »
I'm going to choose to believe this version of the story because it was the first "recap" I came across and then I stopped looking for one:
Quote from: The Official Canonical Fact-Checked Completely Series Of Events
So Heidi was a secret slutbag who begged her husband to spitroast her with her cosplay friend while claiming to be a monogamous pure angel on Twitter. She also actively pushed Jared to be involved with Holly despite Holly being married. And she started this shitshow by going scorched earth on him on Facebook and then later Twitter.

Holly meanwhile is """asexual""" and blue balling Ross for SEVEN YEARS until goblin-boy Jared comes along and she's suddenly all over his dick. Also, she doesn't care that Jared allegedly sent explicit images to minors.

Jared has been sending dickpics to minors according to his ex-wife, his side-chick and several of his fans. He also wants to exit his marriage with "style and grace" while divorcing his wife via fucking Twitter.

All three are playing the muh-mental-health-card to excuse their disgusting degeneracy.

And Ross is trying to stay out of this shitshow. But he is being pulled in by the sheer gravitational force of this disaster and is emerging to be either the biggest beta giant dad in existence by never having sex with his wife for seven years and then be cheated on, or being a degenerate himself by being okay with Jared fucking his wife.
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« Reply #16269 on: May 21, 2019, 09:08:23 AM »
(then who was bi?)
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« Reply #16270 on: May 21, 2019, 09:23:41 AM »
So are there elf girl nudes or not? :hmph

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« Reply #16271 on: May 21, 2019, 09:27:01 AM »
I get all my Jared news only from credible sources




Admittedly, 90% of that credibility rests on that handheld microphone

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« Reply #16272 on: May 21, 2019, 09:27:23 AM »
(The friends we made along the way are bi)

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« Reply #16273 on: May 21, 2019, 09:28:14 AM »
I get all my Jared news only from credible sources




After watching dunkey's video I bet keem has the latest news, imma go watch that.

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« Reply #16274 on: May 21, 2019, 09:30:29 AM »
The name Jared is cancelled :jared . All of this stuff coming out is peak clout chasing for a bunch of dinosaur "influencers"

Deeply unfuckable behavior they're almost acting this badly to try and distract from the fact he was trying to get with the kids.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16275 on: May 21, 2019, 09:37:21 AM »
Acrimonious divorce allegations and the airing of sexual dirty laundry of """""celebrities""""" continues to remain a productive topic of discussion in a forum about videogames I see.

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« Reply #16276 on: May 21, 2019, 09:57:50 AM »
Normally I don't go in for shaudenfraude, but it was pretty funny seeing his whole life crumble because he just *had* to make a twitter post

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« Reply #16277 on: May 21, 2019, 10:33:37 AM »
The name Jared is cancelled :jared . All of this stuff coming out is peak clout chasing for a bunch of dinosaur "influencers"

Deeply unfuckable behavior they're almost acting this badly to try and distract from the fact he was trying to get with the kids.

I mean, this is true but I still can mock them for trying to ride the high horse while being scumbags themselves.

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« Reply #16278 on: May 21, 2019, 11:02:32 AM »
:doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16279 on: May 21, 2019, 11:03:34 AM »
 :derp
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« Reply #16280 on: May 21, 2019, 11:03:53 AM »
I don’t think Jared looks good in any case, just that Heidi was more aware about a lot of this stuff than she let’s on earlier.

Holly seems to be full of shit.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16281 on: May 21, 2019, 11:05:55 AM »
The way ya'll were talking up this Heidi chica, you'd think she was tres chaud. She's like a 4.
I would drag my dick through shards of glass, i would stick my testicles in a blender, i would crawl 4 miles through burning coals, just for the sheer promise... of never having read about this bullshit Youtuber soap opera ever again.

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« Reply #16282 on: May 21, 2019, 11:22:29 AM »
How aware she was of the possibility of asking nudes from under age fans?

She says she “suspected” of him being inappropriate with fans but I remember a tweet before all the BS where jokingly confirmed knowing about him sending nudes.

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« Reply #16283 on: May 21, 2019, 11:26:05 AM »
:snore

These nudes would look pretty good now, right?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16284 on: May 21, 2019, 11:28:53 AM »
I would drag my dick through shards of glass, i would stick my testicles in a blender, i would crawl 4 miles through burning coals
:phil PMs are open

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16285 on: May 21, 2019, 11:51:19 AM »
There are plenty of cosplay sloots out there with their titties hanging out. Shits interchangeable.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16286 on: May 21, 2019, 11:51:20 AM »
people with small dicks rarely send nudes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16287 on: May 21, 2019, 11:51:41 AM »
that said, i have a small dick and you will never find a picture of my dick online.

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« Reply #16288 on: May 21, 2019, 12:21:11 PM »
I only ask for nudes from people who post on forums because no one under the age of 27 posts on forums
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16289 on: May 21, 2019, 01:03:55 PM »
Geek drama :hhh
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« Reply #16290 on: May 21, 2019, 01:08:31 PM »
am I the only one who has no idea who any of these people are?  ???

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« Reply #16291 on: May 21, 2019, 01:11:34 PM »
Becoming a giant dad is a choice reserved for the mature and refined members of society.
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« Reply #16292 on: May 21, 2019, 01:13:12 PM »
They all seem like jackasses just out to trash each other at this point.

If he really did pedo shit, let the police deal with it rather than bury it amongst he said-she said relationship drama.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16293 on: May 21, 2019, 01:22:49 PM »
God, who fucking cares. Elevating petty personal shit is for attention whores and losers.

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« Reply #16294 on: May 21, 2019, 01:25:11 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-folded-like-a-dog.110586/page-285#post-20896139

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Public education for all of our children? Another pie in the sky dream that’ll never happen, fillerBernardrellif Sanders!

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You guys have this very interesting tic of ignoring an entire post in favor of zeroing in on small details that allow you to argue about semantics forever. Fascinating.

The posts that started the meta-commentary :salute

That mod message should have just said take it to the discord and lobby to have BronxMan banned cause you know that’s what they all did.

((( and ))) get filtered into ((( and )))  :lol

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« Reply #16295 on: May 21, 2019, 01:27:03 PM »
I heard stufte has cooties.

You can talk to my lawyers whilst I write a 40 part tweet about how you're actually the whore in all of this, sir.

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« Reply #16296 on: May 21, 2019, 01:34:58 PM »
I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless  :lol
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« Reply #16297 on: May 21, 2019, 01:38:50 PM »
I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless  :lol

It's not kuck you cuck.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16298 on: May 21, 2019, 01:39:37 PM »
kuck if u buck

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« Reply #16299 on: May 21, 2019, 01:43:23 PM »
It’s cuz Bore mods <3 are a bunch of taco loving Creepy Stalker giant dads
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« Reply #16300 on: May 21, 2019, 01:58:10 PM »
It’s cuz Bore mods <3 are a bunch of taco loving Creepy Stalker giant dads

Don’t forget distinguished mentally-challenged!  Also incestuous

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« Reply #16301 on: May 21, 2019, 02:02:51 PM »
I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless  :lol

Cuz when your wife gets pregnant by her bull and you end up raising it, you become the epitome of fatherhood aka a giant dad.
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« Reply #16302 on: May 21, 2019, 02:04:14 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-ants.118262/
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They're the fucking worst.

Oh a piece of dog food fell out of the bowl and you didn't see it right away? Fuck you that's our home now.

We're not messy people but with two kids and pets there's only so much you can do. I spray and wipe and sprinkle and spray again and spray outside and place ant traps but fuck.

This "house" we're living in doesn't make it easy either, it's more holes than walls.

And now that I'm done cleaning up after them, I keep feeling like they're crawling on my skin.

Worst part of summer.

Fuck ants.

Sure.

If only there were some kind of exterminators out there you could call. :thinking

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« Reply #16303 on: May 21, 2019, 02:17:24 PM »
Googling Giant Dad comes back with some Dark Souls references... so.. that?

Instructions on how to make someone into a giant dad.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16304 on: May 21, 2019, 02:27:26 PM »
I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless  :lol

Wat r u? Casul?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16305 on: May 21, 2019, 02:28:54 PM »
Googling Giant Dad comes back with some Dark Souls references... so.. that?

Instructions on how to make someone into a giant dad.


Why bother doing this when you can just become a bore mod
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16306 on: May 21, 2019, 02:38:08 PM »
I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless  :lol

big dicks who cum in your wife and breed your kids.

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« Reply #16307 on: May 21, 2019, 02:41:54 PM »
Leave it to the Bire to be experts in cuckoldry

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« Reply #16308 on: May 21, 2019, 02:48:46 PM »
The GoT salt continues to deliver...

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This scene was my first indication that the writers were trying to gaslight us

In typical ERA fashion, it cannot just be that the writers are hacks but the whole legitimacy of their work must be doubted on top of implying they're bigots.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-daenerys-targaryen-meant-to-me-full-got-spoilers.118000/page-25#post-20994293
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« Reply #16309 on: May 21, 2019, 02:54:24 PM »
If you thought that GRRM would have Daenerys win the Game of Thrones you really weren't paying attention to the show.
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« Reply #16310 on: May 21, 2019, 03:02:03 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-maximilian-doods-intro-the-best-youtube-gaming-channel-intro-out-there.118166/post-20981341

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I just hope the people involved were compensated adequately.

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« Reply #16311 on: May 21, 2019, 03:19:40 PM »
When did it become a bad thing to ask chicks for nudes?

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« Reply #16312 on: May 21, 2019, 03:22:31 PM »
If you thought that GRRM would have Daenerys win the Game of Thrones you really weren't paying attention to the show.

Yep, she's clearly been on a journey of self important conquest for most of the series. She's exactly like all the other power hungry assholes on the show, but with pretty hair and dragons.

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« Reply #16313 on: May 21, 2019, 03:35:44 PM »
Dany's storyline was a complete bore. It lacked intrigue and suspense. I didn't exactly help that the supporting characters surrounding here were dull as fuck.

edit: when they were moping around Essos, I mean

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« Reply #16314 on: May 21, 2019, 03:41:41 PM »
When did it become a bad thing to ask chicks for nudes?

When they're 14 and your wife has access to them and also she hates you?
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« Reply #16315 on: May 21, 2019, 03:43:13 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chick-fil-a-banned-from-san-antonio-international-airport-for-its-legacy-of-anti-lgbtq-behavior.107353/post-20996022

resetti mods gonna start banning people for eating fast food :lol wasn't that a thing on gaf as well near the end?

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« Reply #16316 on: May 21, 2019, 03:50:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/GuiColomb/status/1130648405808599040

Guys, I think you have someone on staff who's already spending a lot of time writing when he should be working instead.  :lol
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« Reply #16317 on: May 21, 2019, 04:14:50 PM »
When did it become a bad thing to ask chicks for nudes?

When they're 14 and your wife has access to them and also she hates you?

14

 :kobeyuck


14 but actually 2,000 year old dragon

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« Reply #16318 on: May 21, 2019, 04:25:37 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chick-fil-a-banned-from-san-antonio-international-airport-for-its-legacy-of-anti-lgbtq-behavior.107353/post-20996022

resetti mods gonna start banning people for eating fast food :lol wasn't that a thing on gaf as well near the end?
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« Reply #16319 on: May 21, 2019, 04:35:18 PM »
https://twitter.com/GuiColomb/status/1130648405808599040

Guys, I think you have someone on staff who's already spending a lot of time writing when he should be working instead.  :lol

Frankie/Stinkles doesn't work there anymore, you cuck.