River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i’m-handcuffed-in-the-hospital.120233/

I bet the cop is posting a Reddit AMA.

[headwalk]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-infinity-war-saga-contains-probably-the-most-satisfying-troll-ive-ever-seen-in-mass-media-obvious-spoilers-of-iw-and-endgame.120219/

david attenborough annihilated.

[Mr Gilhaney]

dude is probably considered suicidal

[VomKriege]

The FAILING New York Times is at it again.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nytimes-clamps-down-on-reporters-going-on-msnbc-and-other-partisan-seeming-shows.120207/

[RyoonZ]

One of Sony's bots is giving out helpful financial advice

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sonys-raising-the-price-of-ps-plus-in-europe-and-japan-again.120078/page-8#post-21314632

This guy is sarcastic. He hates Sony.

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i’m-handcuffed-in-the-hospital.120233/

Uhh he posts here so uhh bro are you ok? Wtf...

[nudemacusers]

You’ll get through this and one day this will be an amusing story you tell friends after becoming a stronger, better person. Keep living so you can see that day.

Amusing story you tell friends 

[Uncle]

The FAILING New York Times is at it again.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nytimes-clamps-down-on-reporters-going-on-msnbc-and-other-partisan-seeming-shows.120207/

when I read the URL and the OP I legit didn't know which way the rage was going to go

I just don't closely follow which news organizations are on the era shit list and which are idolized

like I legit pictured it being "good, keep the times off that centrist NBC bullshit"

[Transhuman]

You’ll get through this and one day this will be an amusing story you tell friends after becoming a stronger, better person. Keep living so you can see that day.

Amusing story you tell friends 

I know he's all suicidal and everything, but where's the story. They don't just take you to the hospital against your will for no reason.

Why make a post if you're going to take out all the details that matter.

[Uncle]

You’ll get through this and one day this will be an amusing story you tell friends after becoming a stronger, better person. Keep living so you can see that day.

Amusing story you tell friends 

I know he's all suicidal and everything, but where's the story. They don't just take you to the hospital against your will for no reason.

Why make a post if you're going to take out all the details that matter.

he posted it in several posts on the first page, are you just mad it was piecemeal

he didn't want to have to tell era he was suicidal (don't blame him  )

[Transhuman]

You’ll get through this and one day this will be an amusing story you tell friends after becoming a stronger, better person. Keep living so you can see that day.

Amusing story you tell friends 

I know he's all suicidal and everything, but where's the story. They don't just take you to the hospital against your will for no reason.

Why make a post if you're going to take out all the details that matter.

he posted it in several posts on the first page, are you just mad it was piecemeal

he didn't want to have to tell era he was suicidal (don't blame him  )

My now ex girlfriend and I got into an argument. She accused me of cheating on her, isn’t true, and I proved it wasn’t true. She got physical trying to get my phone. I left the apartment and called the police. Police came and based on her statements I am in here. I’m being taken to mental health facility I guess?

I can’t help but think this was calculated on her part. I co sign a car for her and then our relationship takes an absolute shit. I get hospitalized after I call the police for my protection because I’m mentally unwell and have no insurance and now I’m stuck here handcuffed and I’m being held. I have to see a judge on Monday. Fuck this.

Sounds like he domestically abused his girlfriend.

[VomKriege]

The FAILING New York Times is at it again.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nytimes-clamps-down-on-reporters-going-on-msnbc-and-other-partisan-seeming-shows.120207/

when I read the URL and the OP I legit didn't know which way the rage was going to go

I just don't closely follow which news organizations are on the era shit list and which are idolized

like I legit pictured it being "good, keep the times off that centrist NBC bullshit"

that's a good point.
It's all a centrist hell of capitalism nazism but NYT is a bit further down that ERA ladder.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i’m-handcuffed-in-the-hospital.120233/

Uhh he posts here so uhh bro are you ok? Wtf...

That sucks. Hopefully he'll be taken good care of wherever he is.

[daemon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-infinity-war-saga-contains-probably-the-most-satisfying-troll-ive-ever-seen-in-mass-media-obvious-spoilers-of-iw-and-endgame.120219/

Posts like that are why opinions CAN be wrong.

[Transhuman]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=997

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/battlefield-5-has-a-nazi-general-that-shares-the-same-name-as-a-historical-antifascist.120249/

Whoa. That's terrible.

[Rufus]

More aggravating was the fact that nobody knew what win32 meant.

I think Vinny or Jeff mumbled something about API. That calmed my nerd rage considerably.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/battlefield-5-has-a-nazi-general-that-shares-the-same-name-as-a-historical-antifascist.120249/

Whoa. That's terrible.

Franke is a really common last name and Wilhelm was probably the most popular first name during that timespan.

[BisMarckie]

Perhaps some Dudebro developer thought it was fun and no one would recognize it?

Obviously nobody from EA or the developers googled the name after somebody came up with it. I mean they sell a Nazi DLC, how low can one go in greed for money?

I changed my mind, that is how it most likely happened.

[VomKriege]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=997

As shit didn't know it was KissVibes. I can only repeat that I hope the care he receive will be up to par. I don't think it was a good idea to go browse ERA in such a situation even to vent but really more than an admonishment it's not a great sign though by the timestamp it was the middle of the night so there's not a lot of people to reach to.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Amusing story you tell friends 

Era considers "an amusing story" that you tell "friends" to be the establishment of a tale of sufficient victimhood online that you can derail or shut down conversations at a whim.

Not "Shit, did I ever tell you guys about that time ______" amusing anecdotes.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-infinity-war-saga-contains-probably-the-most-satisfying-troll-ive-ever-seen-in-mass-media-obvious-spoilers-of-iw-and-endgame.120219/

I assure you that around my college campus for the last year the amount of times I heard "honestly I'm team Thanos" was more then you would be comfortable with.

It's incredible that these people don't know how to take light hearted commentary in stride.

It was a bit of a combo of "I'm actually afraid of over population irl and Thanos was charismatic to me". Though I should specify most were like "yeaaa it's wrong but something has to be done about it".

 

[Straight Edge]

Frankely, it's disgusting beyond compare that there's even a Nazi Avatar you can buy to shoot at allies -

[tiesto]

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DiipuSortu was one of the more likeable people on that forum, how did he get banned?

[Uncle]

How does anyone remember this parade of nobodies

Oh yeah DipsuSplatsu was one of my favorite forumers, alongside PelvisWestley, grandgreen07, ScentOfMime and dalegend_II

[Transhuman]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=997

As shit didn't know it was KissVibes. I can only repeat that I hope the care he receive will be up to par. I don't think it was a good idea to go browse ERA in such a situation even to vent but really more than an admonishment it's not a great sign though by the timestamp it was the middle of the night so there's not a lot of people to reach to.

I hope he manages to break free of the cuffs and go full werewolf on that cop before they take him to the nuthouse

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/battlefield-5-has-a-nazi-general-that-shares-the-same-name-as-a-historical-antifascist.120249/

Whoa. That's terrible.

Regardless of how Nazi General Wilhelm Franke got his name, one thing is for sure: The developers have lost their credibility of wanting to be "true to history" and "treating history with respect",

 

[Lonewulfeus]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=997

As shit didn't know it was KissVibes. I can only repeat that I hope the care he receive will be up to par. I don't think it was a good idea to go browse ERA in such a situation even to vent but really more than an admonishment it's not a great sign though by the timestamp it was the middle of the night so there's not a lot of people to reach to.

This is racist against night owls

[Transhuman]

Pretty cool that you can use your phone on suicide watch though. Wouldn't have guessed

[Lonewulfeus]

Pretty cool that you can use your phone on suicide watch though. Wouldn't have guessed

Why wouldn’t they, it takes a phone way more than 72 hours to give you brain cancer 

[KarpalaJoe]

Benji requested a perma ban here?

He's probably tired of shilling for Nintendo. It was obvious as fuck, just like Mat Piscatela when he was laughing at anyone thinking Labo wouldn't be massive.

[Don Rumata]

How does anyone remember this parade of nobodies

Oh yeah DipsuSplatsu was one of my favorite forumers, alongside PelvisWestley, grandgreen07, ScentOfMime and dalegend_II

[Nintex]

You either die a troll or you see yourself become a shill - Nintex

[Transhuman]

Pretty cool that you can use your phone on suicide watch though. Wouldn't have guessed

Why wouldn’t they, it takes a phone way more than 72 hours to give you brain cancer 

I figured they would consider it an unhealthy influence or whatever. They don't let you have your phone with you in the mental health facility I wouldn't think. Sorta weird that they allow you to have a phone when you're shackled. What if the handcuffed person looks up how to lockpick on youtube?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Straight away only binary genders. Piss off survey.

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

ERA, help me settle this.

I have a lot of photos of my husband sleeping on my phone. Whenever I wake up earlier or he's napping, I'll usually take a couple.

Is it creepy? But we're married, so it should be okay, right? He's never told me to stop, and I just think he's so damned cute.

[BisMarckie]

I was telling shosta the other day that I might burn a wish on that if I had a magic lamp.

There are other ways for you to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.

[Transhuman]

I bet if Shosta had a magic lamp he would have used one of the wishes to end that conversation.

[Lonewulfeus]

 

[Lonewulfeus]

Pretty cool that you can use your phone on suicide watch though. Wouldn't have guessed

Why wouldn’t they, it takes a phone way more than 72 hours to give you brain cancer 

I figured they would consider it an unhealthy influence or whatever. They don't let you have your phone with you in the mental health facility I wouldn't think. Sorta weird that they allow you to have a phone when you're shackled. What if the handcuffed person looks up how to lockpick on youtube?

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They’d have to pry my phone from my cold dead hands.

[team filler]

kissvibes gave me many likes. should have posted here, breh 

#freekissvibes

[Nintex]

I bet if Shosta had a magic lamp he would have used one of the wishes to end that conversation.

It maybe wasn't 100% serious. But I'd really like to see what would happen if we had a single year of zero births.

With my luck, the Lakers would have the number one pick in the draft the year that the draft was depleted by having zero 19 year olds. 

Watch Chlidren of Men

To be fair not much different from our current world, except no babies.

[EightBitNate]

I get the feeling ManaByte isn’t excited about the new X-Men movie:

5/16 - https://www.resetera.com/threads/thr-dark-phoenix-tracking-to-be-the-lowest-x-men-opening.117338/

5/29 - https://www.resetera.com/threads/x-men-dark-phoenix-ending-completely-reshot-due-to-parallels-with-another-superhero-movie.119647/

5/31 - https://www.resetera.com/threads/simon-kinberg-proves-he-doesnt-understand-the-dark-phoenix-storyline.120079/

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/alexapdos/status/1134815726970331136

Worried about the thigh gap and fat legs, and not about her feet are backwards on purpose?

[Joe Molotov]

Those poor femoral arteries.  :'(

[Tripon]

routis dadsplains it all 

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Fuck, I want that keyboard.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-now-seeking-social-media-details-from-all-visa-applicants.120312/post-21330355

thats why im trying to move to france

He's your problem now Vom.

[team filler]

routis dadsplains it all 

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Fuck, I want that keyboard.

like my posts and it's yours 

[nachobro]

Fuck, I want that keyboard.

Those old Model M keyboards don't work in Windows 10 anymore

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/CDRosa/status/1134475315357466624

checkmate, reeeeeeeee 

[Don Rumata]

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[nudemacusers]

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[nudemacusers]

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[benjipwns]

Benji requested a perma ban here?

Wait, really?

my request was rejected, I was ordered to increase content production instead

[benjipwns]

marrec is totally unslick on this whole Obama thing:

routis dadsplains it all 

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[benjipwns]

Sorta weird that they allow you to have a phone when you're shackled. What if the handcuffed person looks up how to lockpick on youtube?

what if

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-infinity-war-saga-contains-probably-the-most-satisfying-troll-ive-ever-seen-in-mass-media-obvious-spoilers-of-iw-and-endgame.120219/

I assure you that around my college campus for the last year the amount of times I heard "honestly I'm team Thanos" was more then you would be comfortable with.

It was a bit of a combo of "I'm actually afraid of over population irl and Thanos was charismatic to me". Though I should specify most were like "yeaaa it's wrong but something has to be done about it".

what? i don't think anybody ever took thanos' ideas seriously.

I don't think anybody really bought into Thanos' dumb idea, except people that were just contrarians (who by their nature don't actually buy in but just parrot ideas that provoke).

Maybe I'm on the wrong (right?) parts of the internet, but I haven't seen anyone even suggest this lol unless I'm forgetting something.

Nihilists, anti-socials and irredeemable cynics (there are a lot of them on this here interwebs!) liked Thanos because for a brief moment they got to live *their* power fantasy.

These "people," are you making them up

people who defended thanos,

also had joker avatars in 2008

As a meme, yes. Doubt anyone outside some serious marks believe in Thanos.

Wait, are we taking the Thanos Did Nothing Wrong meme seriously??? Come on...

wasn't this kind of thing all over ResetERA.com a year ago? weren't they the ones taking it seriously?

[BisMarckie]

wasn't this kind of thing all over ResetERA.com a year ago? weren't they the ones taking it seriously?

Resetera is gaslighting poor benji. 

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-is-disneyworld-so-expensive.120350/

This is what you want to do. Go to Vineland outlet mall in Orlando and go to the Disney store. They just dump the merchandise from last season there and it’s so cheap. I got a Death Star Mickey Mouse ears for 3 dolla.
 

If I ever want to save money on theme park souvenirs by buying Mickey Mouse ears at a mall, please kill me brehs.

[BisMarckie]

My father paid for a week long vacation package at the Animal kingdom Kidani Village with a dining package. $20,000 it's our last major vacation together as a family so he went all out on it. I couldn't afford it otherwise.